Vlad: Look up

You step out of your mansion and look up into the pure black sky to see a dark blue spirograph floating above. From what your Sprite explained, that's what you need to fly into to progress. Luckily, you are a Vampire so you can simply fly up there. Which, of course, you proceed to do until you are directly underneath the portal. Man, as of now you have made the most progress. Most of the other players have went away from their Gates. Dipshits. Except Firyut, she is a perfect little marshmallow. You float around the Gate a few times to properly understand what it is. Just a two-dimensional spirograph floating in the sky underneath six more. How is this suppose to teleport you elsewhere? It's as small than your head! What are you suppose to do now?

Vlad: Try something

You think for a second and just reach your arm put to the Gate. The second your finger enters the spirograph you are surrounded in blue light. You wait for a second before you feel a light tugging on your back. When the light starts to fade, you find yourself standing on solid ground and quite possibly on a different part of the planet! There is nothing but the slightly hilly landscape and diamonds the size of skyscrapers for miles. No sign of your house, your Sprite, no nothing. The only thing of interest is a slightly bigger than normal hill at the base of a straight up diamond tower.

Vlad: Well, I suppose that would be a decent place to staRt.

Vlad: Who am I talking to?

You walk over to the hill and circle around it, taking in all of the detail. There isn't really any, it's the exact same grey stone as every other mile of ground around. Although, on the end opposite of where you appeared is an opening, similar to the entrance to an old minecraft. Shaft. Why the hell did you think Minecraft? You don't even place that artism magnet of a game. Mineshaft, that's what you meant to say.

It looks stable enough, wood appears freshly placed actually. Wood? Where the hell are the trees? Also, how the hell could trees live here? It's nothing but solid stone, you haven't seen a lick of water, and it's as dark as night! If this is going where you think it is, you're going to have to slap someone for having no subtlety at all. And not a courtesy human slap. No, you will deliver a freaking Vampire strength slap. During the time you are thinking all this, you realize you're just trying to procrastinate going into the cave. You refuse to lie to yourself, you hate caves. Which is ironic because one of your abilities is being able to polymorph into a bat. Why'd you just use fucking DD terminology? You don't even play the game, and don't see yourself ever playing it.

Vlad: Vamp the fuck up already!

You decide to Vamp the fuck up and start into the cave. You take out one of your swords, the flame one specifically, and turn it on. Although you can see in the dark, you'd much prefer having actual light. Can't blame a Vamp for adjusting to the human behavior of turning on the lights, can you? You walk down the cave for a good several minutes, observing many primitive wall drawings. They all seem to be focused around one deity looking character standing above a grey planet with a diamond in the center.

Is subtlety not a thing here? You randomly appear on a planet to save the universe, you find a cave to who knows where, and the planet is grey and covered in diamonds. Although, there is one little thing about the murals you can't help but notice. All the deity figures look like they have fox ears. Looks cool, but confusing. Guess the answer is at the bottom. You start walking again until the slanted walkway turns into a more flat one, opening up more from a hallway to a corridor, and then into an entire room. It was almost hard to see if there was anything past there.

Eventually, you come across a larger opening with faint traces of light shooting through. Finally, progress! You rush down to the entrance before hearing the Dukes of Hazzard theme come from your Modus. Of course someone would try to contact you right now, why wouldn't they? You solve the Rubik's Cube and take out your helmet, putting it on and opening your chat. Oh great, it's Cavdit. What does this fucknut want? Hell, you aren't even going to go facecam for this guy, you'll type like normal. See how he thinks of that!

Vlad: Answer Cavdit

quadriclopsRapper [QR] began trolling reanimatedRenaissance [RR]

QR: \/\/addup, \/laddy?

RR: Vladdy?

QR: \/laddy daddy.

QR: ;;)

RR: I hate you.

QR: I hate you too buddy.

QR: So, ho\/\/'s your shit sho\/\/ goi/\/'?

RR: Can't you see me?

QR: /\/o I ca/\/\/ot, \/laddy.

QR: Last ti/\/\e I sa\/\/ you, you \/\/as flyi/\/g up to the sky.

QR: There \/\/as flash a/\/d you \/\/ere go/\/e.

QR: /\/o\/\/ I'/\/\ focusi/\/g o/\/ /\/\y ga/\/\e.

RR: SmaRt, we need eveRyone playing as much as possible.

QR: Da/\/\/\/ right \/\/e do.

RR: Speaking of playing, I found a cave.

QR: \/\/oah, that is o/\/e \/\/ay to cha/\/ge the subject.

QR: \/\/hat you fi/\/d i/\/ said ca\/e?

RR: So faR, just wall paintings and a giant Room I was about to enteR.

QR: Coolio.

QR: \/\/hat \/\/as o/\/ the pai/\/ti/\/gs?

RR: Some deity looking guy standing oveR the planet.

QR: \/\/ell that is/\/'t subtle at all, is it?

RR: That's what I said!

RR: Well, BefoRe I noticed all the deities had fox eaRs.

QR: Huh.

QR: That's e\/e/\/ less subtle.

RR: Why's that?

QR: You serious?

QR: Like,

QR: You fucki/\/g serious right /\/o\/\/?

RR: Yes!

QR: \/\/ell, did/\/'t thi/\/k it \/\/as possible.

QR: But I just rolled all four eyes at o/\/ce.

RR: What?

QR: You k/\/o\/\/ \/\/hat?

QR: I'/\/\/\/\a let you figure it out yourself.

RR: Fuck you.

QR: Co/\/\e to /\/\y La/\/d a/\/d do it the/\/!

RR: I fucking will!

QR: C'/\/\o/\/ the/\/!

QR: You ca/\/ fly, get o\/er here!

RR: I can't!

RR: I'm in a cave!

RR: Speaking of, how am I even getting seRvice in heRe?

QR: /\/\aybe the ca\/e has built in \/\/ifi?

RR: That's RetaRded.

RR: And I feel you'Re one of the types of people who call it 'wee-fee'.

QR: That's /\/ot ho\/\/ you say it?

RR: …

RR: Please tell me you'Re joking.

QR: Really \/\/ish I \/\/as /\/o\/\/.

RR: I feel soRRy foR you sometimes.

QR: So/\/\ebody has to.

QR: K/\/o\/\/ I ai/\/'t getti/\/g sy/\/\pathy fro/\/\ /\/\y so called /\/\oirail.

RR: PRoblems in the pale depaRtment?

QR: Ugh.

QR: Yeah?

QR: I /\/\ea/\/.

QR: Rida/\/\s is cool, he's just i/\/se/\/siti\/e a lot.

QR: He does/\/'t e\/e/\/ liste/\/ \/\/he/\/ I /\/ees to talk or stuff.

RR: Isn't that one of the main things a MoiRail does?

RR: I need a RefResheR on TRoll Romances.

QR: Yeah, it is o/\/e of the big thi/\/gs.

QR: \/\/e're also u/\/able to get together ofte/\/ to propery ha\/e a feeli/\/gs ja/\/\.

RR: Feelings jam?

RR: That actually sounds nice.

RR: What is it?

QR: Basically talki/\/g about life a/\/d ho\/\/ \/\/e feel a/\/d shit.

QR: Usually helps us feel better about oursel\/es.

RR: Neat.

RR: Hey, I think I've pRocRastinated enough, it cool if we get to the actual point of this messaging?

QR: Oh, right.

QR: Ho\/\/ far you get?

QR: Kinda shit you /\/\ade, all that stuff.

RR: Like I said, I alReady went thRough my fiRst Gate and am pRogRessing thRough the most obvious plot device in histoRy.

RR: Got two swoRds, one fiRe and on plasma.

RR: As well as gRenades that electrocute and burn whatever it hits.

QR: Badass /\/\a/\/.

QR: I got a pair of brass k/\/uckles that ha\/e spikes and electrocute thi/\/gs.

QR: I call 'e/\/\ the Spiked Shockers.

RR: Badass.

RR: Hey, I'm going to go ahead and leave.

RR: Want to check out this cave that is emitting stRange light.

QR: Alright.

QR: Adios, dick\/\/eed.

RR: See ya, cunt waffle.

quadriclopsRapper [QR] has ceased trolling reanimatedRenaissance [RR]

Huh. He's actually a cool guy in moderation. You turn off the helmet and put it back into your Modus, turning back to the doorway. You snuff out the fire one your sword and walk in, finding something absolutely indescribable.

Vlad: Describe it

It was a colossal city, spanning miles both horizontally and vertically. Huge pillars of multicolored rock and gemstones towered onto the ceiling, with patios, windows, entire homes build inside of them! There were roads and walkways of suspending rock connected all of the pillars, making stairways and city squares everywhere, and were alight by glowing gems that replicated the shine of the sun itself. There was grass, trees, rivers sprinkled along the bottom of the caves, even with the occasional forest thrown in random places.

You start walking along the main road and begin passing the inhabitants of the Land. Short, bipedal dark blue saber-toothed leopards walked between buildings, very few actually taking notice of you. On every stone tower you pass, you can't help but take into account one repeating choice of decoration. An upside down triangle with a circle in the middle and a line going horizontally through it. Very familiar for some reason, but nice nonetheless! Wait a second, isn't there someone on the team with that symbol? You can't quite remember.