Be Yttrim
Yttrim: And so, if I combine my sword wi-h -his image of -he Dagger if Venom, I can ge-...
You put the two cards into the machine and receive a Dowel, taking it to the Alchemiter and placing it on the stand. After a few moments, the laser scans and creates a large sword with a purple hue and light serration along the blade.
Yttrim: -he Blade of Venom!
Ridams: wow
Ridams: your attttiittude sure diid change afftter seeiing your red crush diie lliike tthatt
Yttrim: Masking my depression wi-h menial -asks, Ridams.
Yttrim: Masking wi-h menial -asks.
Yttrim: Bu- yes, I am absolu-ely horrible inside and would -hrow myself off a cliff if i- did'- mean killing you -oo.
Ridams: tthank you
Ridams: ii do nott wantt tto diie viia clliiffff jjump
Yttrim: I don'- -hink you used via righ-.
Ridams: do ii llook lliike a llanguageollogiistt tto you?
Ridams: ii dontt care
Ridams: ii have my own sttuffff tto make
Your brother take his punched Shield card and of a Black Rose into the Totem Lathe. He gets the totem and sets it onto the machine as before and creates a large shield with a rose pattern in all black. Very original. One thing that stood out though, was the bladed edge along the entire thing. Makes sense, considering what he used was a legendary sword item.
Ridams: tthere we go
Ridams: a bllack risen shiielld
Ridams: man haviing dnd sure giives us a good settup
Yttrim: I won'- argure -here.
Yttrim: Wha- else shall we make?
Twins: Check your book
Earlier, you two made a book willed with cards of Dungeons and Dragons items that you've been using for items. It seems like breaking the game, considering it makes Capture Cards out of nothing, but there's no instant consequences, so you two don't care. They also regenerate themselves after use, so that's always good. You've actually made two; one to carry with you and one to leave here for the others. Yttrim's idea.
You look through the book and your current Capturelouge to find something useful or cool. After seeing your D-20 Modus is full of nothing but gaming stuff and candy, you look around your respiteblock to find the magic items of combination. Let's see here, there is Chimerasprite2, your laptops, desk, chairs, dnd board, broom for cleaning, bags of candy. You can do something with these!
Gather some things
You decide to go the obvious option and grab each of your laptops and punch them, taking your gaming devices and punching. Alchemization happens and you each get a Huskboy Advanced. Creative ass name. Next you take the broom and the card for a Broom of Flying. This result is fairly obvious yet retarded, according to Ridams. This idea is Ridams, taking an old bottle from the trash can and combining it with an Eversmoking Bottle, creating the Bottle Smoke. He pops the cap off and a heavy cloud appears around them until he closes it again. Good for distractions. After all of this, Chimerasprite2 intervenes after fighting off a number of Imps and Basilisks.
Chimerasprite2: Wonderful collection my children!
Chimerasprite2: I see them all aiding you well in your quest!
Ridam: yeah aboutt tthatt
Yttrim: Wha- exac-ly is -his ques-?
Chimerasprite2: Oh, right!
Chimerasprite2: Monologue
Chimerasprite2: As you can see, your Land is special, as it is split up into two halves.
The Sprite motions to the window, showing the state of the Land. Exactly as it said, one half is very grey-brown with colossal mushrooms grown everywhere, while the other half if a straight black stone with lined lights illuminating everything in bright neon, showing a number of derailed trains.
Chimerasprite2: You see, these two Lands crashed into each other many eons ago, prior to the games creation.
Chimerasprite2: The Denizens of each side have been in battle ever since, and it has horribly torn apart the new Half-Land.
Yttrim: Half-Land?
Chimerasprite2: Yes.
Ridams: llett me guess
Ridams: we have tto kiillll tthem?
Chimerasprite2: Nope!
Chimerasprite2: Only one of them will suffice.
Chimerasprite2: You can then choose on whether to let the remaining live or die.
Yttrim: Wha- will happen if we le- -he remaining live?
Chimerasprite2: I cannot answer that.
Ridams: iiff we kiillll tthem botth
Chimerasprite2: I cannot answer that either.
Yttrim: Well, wha- can you answer?
Ridams: how aboutt who tthiis ffutture sayllen iis
Chimerasprite2: Well, that should be obvious.
Chimerasprite2: She is a version of Saylen from a timeline that failed by her hand.
Yttrim Ridams: Wha—?
Chimerasprite2: What?
Chimerasprite2: She is the cause of her universe failing.
Chimerasprite2: Most likely here to attempt to fix things.
Ridams: by…
Yttrim: Killing Mis-uo?
Ridams: and llaughiing over hiis corpse
Yttrim: I don'- buy i-.
Ridams: same here
Ridams: you callll tthe otthers, iillll ffiigure outt whatt tto do
Yttrim: Good idea.
Yttrim: I didn'- -rus- -he fu-ure Say anyways.
Chimerasprite2: Oh my!
Chimerasprite2: It's bad when you don't trust someone!
Yttrim: Oh, I am doing far worse -han jus- no- -rus-ing her.
Yttrim: Contact the others
You take out your new Huskboy Advanced and open it up, going to Trolling and opening the group chat. Rainbow Fruity Rumpus Party. Nobody should let Cavdit name things.
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Yttrim: Emergency mee-ing, everybody -ha- can ge- on, be-er get on.
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Firyut: *im #ere!*
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Cavdit: Yo.
Firyut: *o# lord*
Yttrim: No 'oh lords', we legi- need everyone.
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Saylen: what's the matter?
Yttrim: Mos- likely you.
Saylen: excuse me?
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Jazz: wazzup!
Jazz: i finally woke up and have some serious and sad news!
Yttrim: Holy hell, same here.
Jazz: what's your news first?
reanimatedRenaissance [RR] has joined the chat
Vlad: GReetings.
Saylen: shut up
Saylen: we g(o)t imp(o)rtant shit g(o)ing (o)n here
Vlad: Always a pleasuRe, Saylen.
Yttrim: Ok, we have everyone alive.
Yttrim: I -hink we have -o kill Saylen.
Saylen: i w(o)u[d [ike us n(o)t d(o) that
Jazz: same here!
Yttrim: No- -his Saylen.
Jazz: future, murdery Saylen?
Yttrim: Exac-ly.
Jazz: i second.
Saylen: what the fuck, Jazzy?
Jazz: she murdered Mistuo!
Jazz: he was one of y'all i actually liked!
Jazz: also, he said future you murdered him for no reason!
Saylen: (o)h
Vlad: I will have to second this notion.
Vlad: We can't just have a muRdeReR among us while we fight life and limb foR suRvival.
Firyut: *im sorry but i cant agree to t#is!*
Firyut: *i dont want to #urt someone!*
Jazz: *you don't have to*
Jazz: *we can get someone else to do that*
Yttrim: Yes, bu- who are we going -o ge- -o -ake care of her?
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Ridams: ii am more tthan wiilllliing
Yttrim: No we aren'-
Ridams: why nott
Yttrim: Because we have no way of ge-ing -o her plane-!
Ridams: yes we so
Yttrim: No we… don'-?
Ridams: we jjustt made a broom off ffllyiing
Ridams: jjustt hop on tthatt and fflly over tthere
Yttrim: -rough space.
Ridams: yes
Yttrim: Anyone else?
Vlad: I technically don't need to bReath.
Vlad: And I can fly.
Saylen: (o)h, (o)f c(o)urse y(o)u w(o)u[d want t(o) be the (o)ne that ki[s me.
Vlad: Well, who do you want to kill youR futuRe self?
Saylen: either me (o)r Jazzy.
Jazz: wait, i never signed up for this.
Saylen: then [(o)(o)ks [ike im ki[ing myse[f.
Firyut: *t#ats messed up*
Saylen: we[ she ki[ Mistu(o).
Cavdit: Yeah, does/\/'t /\/\atter ho\/\/ /\/\essed up it is.
Cavdit: Future bitch is dyi/\/g.
Vlad: Am I seRiously the only one that sees the undeRlying gay between him and Mistuo?
quadriclopsRapper [QR] banned reanimatedRenaissance [RR]
Cavdit: E\/eryo/\/e forget \/\/hat he just said.
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Future!Vlad: That was unnecessaRy.
Cavdit: You're u/\/\/ecessary.
quadriclopsRapper [QR] banned Future!reanimatedRenaissance [FRR]
Cavdit: I thoroughly dislike hi/\/\.
Saylen: same
Jazz: what is wrong with you two?
Jazz: Vlad is cool!
Saylen: he's a sarcastic assh(o)[e
Cavdit: That likes bei/\/g i/\/trusi\/e \/\/he/\/ he should/\/'t be.
Ridams: and iis super iirriittattiing
Ridams: somettiimes ii jjustt wantt tto riing hiis sttupiid vampiire neck
Yttrim: Ye-, you will no- when you -wo mee-.
Ridams: you dontt know tthatt
Firyut: *i #ave completely forgot w#at t#is was about*
Yttrim: *Fu-ure Saylen is no- wha- she says and we're planning her assassina-ion.*
Firyut: *i t#oug#t assassination was for political figures*
Jazz: *actually…*
Jazz: *it is.*
Jazz: *how did you know that?*
Firyut: *i dunno!*
Firyut: *i just do!*
Yttrim: *Well alrigh-y -hen.*
Yttrim: Bu-, yes, Saylen, i- appears you're in charge of your fu-ure selfs murder.
Yttrim: So basically your suicide.
Saylen: w(o)nderfu[
Saylen: a[ways what i wanted t(o) d(o)
Jazz: that's dark girl.
Saylen: [ife is dark
Saylen: and it a[ways wi[ be
Yttrim: Ok -hen.
Yttrim: So, we all know wha-'s going on now, yes?
Cavdit: Future Sayle/\/ is crazy a/\/d /\/ow Sayle/\/ is goi/\/g to /\/\urder her.
Yttrim: Four eyes go- i-.
Cavdit: \/ery fu/\/\/y.
Yttrim: I know.
Ridams: oh shiitt
Ridams: gott more iimps
Ridams: and ii tthiink an ogre
Ridams: whattever iitt iis iitts giiantt
Yttrim: Ah, hell.
Yttrim: Ok, emergency mee-ing over.
Ridams: sayllen
Ridams: kiillll yoursellff
Saylen: (o)n it
Yttrim: See you guys la-er, hopefully alive.
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Twins: Take care of the Imps
You put up your Huskboys and take out your new weapons. Time to see what a Blade of Venom and Black Rosen Shield can do. Sword first, always. You make a small charge towards the nearest Imp and cut into it, backing off to see the effects. The Imp stands for a second before getting a green face, throwing up their black ink and falling over, exploding into Grist. Lovely. Ok, defense time. A secondary Imp runs and Ridams lifts up shield, landing the bladed edge into the attacker. It exploded into Grist, but instead of it going into your inventory, it is sucked into the Black Rosen Shield! You look at the shield and see a small bar on the inside, with a meter going up that read: 'Charge Level: 7%'. The Black Rose did something with a charge. What was it again?
Before you can remember, the entire hive shakes as something large outside moves forward. You rush to the window and look out, seeing a giant Ogre almost right outside. It had a giant hockey mask on, a snake tail, seashells on its hips, and a cape… What the hell is everyone prototyping? Well, looks like you're going to get more charge on this shield. Have to see what it does all the way up.