Last time on Jewjew's Penny Picking Quest, Bruno's squad has done an unforgivable act that cannot be reversed. Betraying Passione because of a fucking cat. Also the boss's stand was finally revealed to be called King Crimson, but it's abilities remain to be unknown for now Also, that nigga Poogo is gone forever, yeah that happened. Around two full days after betraying Passione, Bruno got a message from an anonymous user labeled as P.P which he said to meet him in Rome, which he has the secret of the true stand arrow, different from the one used in Penni is Unpick-able. Currently, on the way to the bus stop, Jewrno and his gang encounter an enemy stand user Jake Paul and his stand [Its Everyday Bro.] How will the Jew gang get out of this little predicament of facing off against a powerful stand user known as Jake Paul.
Continuing off from the previous chapter. Bruno looked over to the stand after returning back to normal, Bruno then said: "WAS THAT YOUR ABILITY?" Jake Paul then replied back to Bruno saying: "Bruno Bootylatti you fool, this isn't even my stand ability, your just a fucking retard!" As Jake Paul said all this Bruno was using his cum to sanitize his hands. Bruno then said: You are the fool, My Zipper man will beat the shit out of you. ZIPPER MAN!" Zipper man appeared and started to punch the shit out of Jake Paul repeatedly saying: "ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARIGATO MY NIGGA!"
After Zipperman punched the shit out of Jake Paul, he was fine, without a scratch, it seems that his stand somehow deflected the punches. Then a after image of Zipperman appeared in-front of Bruno, it seemed it was made out of thin air then started to punch Bruno the same way saying: "ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARIGATO MY NIGGA!"
Bruno then flew back and was smashed into a pole, Jewrno then said: "What the hell, he made a copy of Zipperman out of thin air when he attacked...wait it was like his stand absorbed the attack and deflected it back to Bruno!" Jake paul then applauded slowly then said: "Well done, you discovered the true power of my stand Its Everyday Bro. But it will serve you nothing you simpletons! Knowing my ability will not be enough to defeat I Jake Paul!"Cali then said: "Meow bitch, stand out of my way, I will take care of this trash, now witness the power of my stand!" Mister Mista then interrupted Cali by saying: "WHAT THE FUCK, A FUCKING CAWT WITH A STAND POWER?! NANII!?" Cali then responded back to Mister Mista by saying: "And how does a fucking retard like you wield a stand, A TALKING CAT HUH? TAKE A FUCKING CLUE..well onto the important matter, My stand [The Lion Sleeps Tonight]. Cali's stand then appeared behind him, it looked like a humanoid doll meshed up with flesh like components, it looked truly menacing! Jake Paul then said: "N-Nani, your that fucking cat the boss is after, but his orders were to kill you all and the cat, I don't care that you fucking cat have a stand, a human like I will remain superior to you traitors!"
Cali then responded with: "Fool, you have no fucking idea what you are dealing with mate. My stand [The Lion Sleeps Tonight] Will literally fucking tear you a new one, lets go you fucking wank stain watermelon eating nigga!" Then The Lion Sleeps Tonight started to punch Its Everyday Bro repeatedly saying: "WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH
Like before all the punches were absorbed, Jake Paul then said: "FOOL YOU ALL ARE FUCKING IDIOTS!" Right after a after image of The Lion Sleeps Tonight appears infront of Cali then tries to punch Cali like how he did to Jake Paul. But suddenly a reflective surface from the sun acted as a portal to a piece of a mirror infront of him which instead of the punches going at Cali, They were going at Jake instead. Jake then said: "IMPOSSIBLE, DEFEATED BY A FUCKING LITERAL PUSSY! The Afterimage then attacked Jake Paul instead saying: "WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH WIMOWEH."
From those devastating blows, Jake Paul was dead, now the Jew gang can continue on there way to the airport to get to Rome. Jewrno then said: Wow, that's one cool fucking pussy cat."
Will the Jew gang encounter more dangerous foes on there travels to Rome? Stay tuned For Chapter 8 of Jewjew!
To be Continued-
