== Be Cavdit

During your time in this game you have been able to make a decent amount of items to help your quest. Spiked, electrical brass knuckles, your two pairs of glasses that you combined into just one pair with the lenses on top and bottom that doubles as your computer, and your mirror thing with some batteries to make an electric mirror. You're not quite sure why or how it works. It still works like a mirror, so as long as you can see yourself, you consider it a success. Anything with your four-eyed face on it is a success.

You have also been trying to study more on the Lotus Pad to understand what exactly it is, and why it's here in the first place. Yes, it provides you with materials and food and apparently game stuff, but that's what you're trying to understand. You've actually decided you will take the role of a nerd over being a rapper for the time being until you learn all you can of this thing. It is a most troublesome burden, but it is one a truly humble man of skill must undertake! Sadly, we only have you for now. A narcissistic twat with heavy delusions of grandeur and an overly compensating lifestyle.

== Cavdit: Take a well deserved break

You stand from the Pad and stretch, looking around your hive. Thankfully, your hive is fairly Imp-free due to you being a smart and defending your place with electro-mines and shocking bear traps. Sometimes, the random crap this thing threw out can end up being useful! Actually…

==Cavdit: Search your junk room

You step off the pedestal and go into one of your rooms you threw up when you started living here. The one you chose to visit is the exact same one you found the mines and bear traps for the Alchemizing. You really wish you used the bear traps before all this with your stupid Lusus. Entering the room, you feel almost instantly lost as everything is randomly thrown about in a series of piles. Yet somehow, you're able to identify what each pile is composed of and how deep into you have to dig for a certain something or other.

Let's see here, first pile. Also the smallest pile, this one was composed of all the broken and majorly useless things. Example: a broken chainsaw, a collection empty mechanical pencils, a box containing broken mechanical pencil that doesn't close all the way, a clock with only one hand, a sandless hourglass, a cracked skull and some pieces of glass. Mostly useless, but the hourglass can be easily fixable and the skull can make some neat decorative items. Hell, might just make yourself some skull-shaped top-bottom glasses. You take the skull, hourglass and the clock, because why not?

Second pile, this time of different clothing items you never cares for or got around to wearing. A number of shirts with weird monster things from some human video game, a few baseball caps, a pair of aviator shades with a really faded signature, something that looks like a square screen thing on a wristband, kinda like a watch-phone. Not a lot you'd care to do with really. Maybe take the watch-phone thing and making something with that. You take the watch-phone.

Third and second largest pile, full of movies and games you don't have the proper thing to play them in. A lot from a company called Nintendo that Jazz has a boner for, but all the cartridges are for really ancient and primitive consoles, some from a company called Sega with a blue… something on the front, and one controller sort of thing, except it's connected to a glove instead of being its own stand alone controller. Reading the side, you see that it is labeled the NES Power Glove. That you can definitely use. As for the movies, they were just a bunch of VHS tapes with faded titles. You could only make out a few of them; Lady and the Tramp, Where the Red Fern Grows, Robin Hood, and, one that takes a drastic turn from these, House of the Devil. You're going to leave most of these, but you are taking the Power Glove and one of the games with the blue whatsoever.

Last pile, and undoubtedly the best, is filled with different electronic devices and doodads. Just on the top is one of your personal favorites, a holographic projector. Although fairly small, this thing can make perfect 3D images of anything with beams of light. Definitely taking that. Under that is a series of husktops of different shapes and sizes and by different companies, some of the good old fashioned tesla coil things, one of those electric ball things, all the stereotypical sci-fi lab items. You grab the projector and the tesla coils. Now for the fun part.

== Cavdit: Begin Alchemizing spree

You make your way back into the main room of your hive and pull out a number of Dowels from the weird machine, placed them onto the Totem Lathe, and started punching the shit out of some cards. You also slip off your electric/spiked brass knuckles and punch them as well. You have an idea that you're not too sure is gonna work or not.

First, see what you can do with an hourglass. You think for a second before picking up the skull card, deciding to experiment. That's what Alchemy is about, after all! You toss them onto the Lathe and make a fairly awkward looking Totem. You take it and set it up onto the Alchemiter and check what all you need and holy FUCK, this thing is expensive. 1200 Build Grist, 650 Cobalt, 500 Amber, 250 Ruby and 100 Diamond. You open up your Huskglasses and open up a game screen, clicking on the Grist tab to see what your resources are at the moment. Well, it appears you may have everything aside the Cobalt and Diamonds. Ok, the hourglass/skull combo is going to have to wait.

Next up, hopefully something not as expensive, the watch-phone and clock. It shouldn't take too much to make this, it's basically going to turn into a digital watch. You add them together and find that the Totem is fairly simple. You've come to assume the more simple the Totem, the cheaper and simpler it will be. You place it on and… yep, only takes 30 Build Grist. That you definitely have enough of. You make the iWrist-Clock! You slip it on and see that it actually has a number of other functions aside just being a watch, such as a cellphone, music, and messaging apps, as well as an abundance of unneeded pride and feeling you're going to spend hundreds of hours updating it every month!

Next thing coming up is the thing you are certain will not work, but you might as well try anyways. This is a three parter, so hopefully at least one part with go through alright. Step one: Spiked Shockers plus Tesla Coils. You place the two into the Lathe and create the Totem, taking it to the Alchemiter and somehow creating a rather interesting looking pair of brass knuckles! There have the similar build to regular brass knuckles but now the spikes have small rings around them that has heavy bolts of electricity shooting between them. You made the Tesla Knuckles! Step two: NES Power Gloves and Tesla Knuckles. You punch your new weapons into the Designix in create a new Totem with the two. Well, it's expensive, but nowhere near as much as the hourglass and skull. You combine them and make some pretty badass looking gauntlets. They are the normal looking NES Power Gloves but are now fitted with the Tesla Coils lining the top with the same ring covered spikes on the front, with the buttons on the side now having been replaced with a scale for the amount of amps to shoot out, and buttons to set for 'STUN' and 'KILL'. You have the O-Power Tesla Gauntlets!

Now, for the final part. Step three: Holographic Projector with the Tesla Gauntlets. You put the Tesla Gauntlets card into the Designex and take it's new card to the Lathe. You add it and the Holographic Projector into the two slots, insert the Dowel, make the Totem, and take it to the Alchemiter. Putting the new Totem onto the pedestal, it shows that you have… exactly enough for it. Literally, down to the exact number of the exact types of Grist you currently have. This may throw you back a very high amount, but for something this powerful? Worth it. You press the button and wait, having the laser making it go actually a little bit slower than before. Good things take time.

When it's done you are given the exact same looking Gauntlets, except they now have a new button on them, this time with a symbol of the gloves on it. You slip them on and stretch them, trying to get a proper feel for them. They're actually fairly well fitting. You now have the ProjectO-Power Gauntlets! Now, time to test them out proper.

== Cavdit: Test them out

You turn away from the Alchemy items and walk out the front door, avoiding your traps, and trying to find the biggest enemy you could. Almost as planned, you look over a hill to find and Giclops walking towards you. Dark Blue, hockey mask, shells on its sides. Made up of Mistuo and Jazz's Sprites. Definitely gonna give you some Cobalt and Build Grist. You grin and tap onto the buttons of the Gauntlets, getting the exact surprise you were hoping for. Above you appeared a pair of floating O-Power Gauntlets, exactly twice the size you your arms with the exact same teslas and spikes on them, shooting small shocks of electricity but over the entire thing.

Cavdit: Groo\/y.

Cavdit: Let's do this shit.

You flick on the switch to KILL and start rushing towards the Giclops, coming up towards the hill. At a decently close point, you throw your fist up, the hologram version of your fist making contact to the Ogre's face. Instantly, one of it's huge horns fly off of its head before the thing completely explodes into the regular, giant stain of pure black sludge onto the ground, along with some piles of Cobalt and Build Grist.

Cavdit: /\/o\/\/ that is o/\/e hell of a/\/ upgrade.

Cavdit: /\/o\/\/…

Cavdit: \/\/here the fuck is that bitch that killed /\/\y gree/\/ blood.