Last time on Jewjew's penny picking quest. Mista's squad did not do very well when they encountered the Boss's Lapdog Doppio with his stand power [Epitaph.] Only Mista made it out alive, with Narancia and Pistachio dead Before Pistachio died he stole Doppio's map that lead to where P.P was but was then later discovered to be Penis Parker from Penni is Unpickable. Why Penis Parker? What lead him here and what business does he have with Passione? Tune in for this radical chapter of Jewjew's Penny picking Quest!
Continuing off in the Colosseum Bruno said to Penis Parker: "Y-your P.P...Penis Parker..oh i get it! But unfortunately two of our members were killed in our travels...please tell us everything..what you know about the boss." Penis Parker then said: "..This stand arrow I'm holding onto now, is your key to victory, if your Boss gets his hands on this there will be no hope.. For I have witnessed his ability firsthand..I've lost my legs because of that bastard and his King Crimson!..He left me in the rubble after taking my legs..and thought I would bleed out and die..But little did he know that I Penis Parker always stand back up!..oh wait..Well you know what I mean. About 20 years ago, I fared in a similar situation like you guys.. I was back in Moreo helping out to putting an end to a serial killer who had a dangerous stand.. But since we have the beetle stand arrow, one of you must stab yourself with this and attain the power of Requiem!"
But suddenly after, Doppio creepily walked into the Colosseum, Doppio was one staircase away from Penis Parker, but when he walked up the stairs he took off his sweater over his head then changing his appearance. Now looking more buff and long pink hair with fucking black dot patterns. Penis Parker looked shocked then said: "Y-You're Davalo!..it's been ten fucking years Davalo!..Bruno, everyone, This is the guy you're looking for.. Davalo is the Boss of Passione!" Mista then said: W-what the fuck:..so that means...I fought the boss already? He was disguised as another person!?" Davalo then stopped in the middle of the staircase and shouted at Penis Parker saying: "Penis Parker, Give me the Beetle Arrow, or else I will kill you! You may helped with Putting an end to Shari Dinkleburg, But I remain the superior stand user. The emperor is I Davalo!" Davalo then ran up the stairs to where Penis Parker was, But Bruno came to the rescue and summoned his stand Zipperman to punch Davalo repeatedly saying: "ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARIGATO NIGGER!"
Davalo was then blown back by Zipperman's punch rush attack and didn't have too much time to react. Davalo then said: "Bruno Bootilatti, you oppose me? You were one of my most loyal subordinates, now you betrayed all of Passione for personal gain? Since none of my subordinates could not do any shit, I will do this myself. Along with Cali." Penis Parker then said: "..It's been quite a while since I been in a group of stand users... Now kids, watch a stand user Veteran in action! PIZZA TIME!" Penis Parker then drew out his stand, but when he did Davalo ran towards Penis Parker, then he took the arrow out of his hands and stabbed Penis Parker in the fucking head killing that nigga. Jewrno then shouted: "NOOO PENIS PARKER!.. DAVALO! YOU BASTARD!" Davalo then said to Jewrno: "Fool, Now i have the power of the Beetle Stand Arrow, My King Crimson will attain Requiem itself...THERE IS NO CHANCE in hell that a fucking Jew like yourself can't Rival my King Crimson's power!" Jewjew then ran towards Davalo angrily then punched Davalo with his Copper Experience repeatedly saying: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!"
But then, Jewrno noticed that Davalo was behind Jewrno, that none of his punches really hit him at all. Everyone looked shocked except for Mista, for he expirienced this already with Epitaph. Davalo then summoned his stand [King Crimson] and punched Jewrno into the ground harshly. Davalo then said: "The Emperor is I Davolo! You autistic fucking assholes will never cease to understand the power of my King Crimson..and my Epitaph. Then suddenly A tall humanoid stand which looks somewhat similar to Pizza Time snatches the Beetle Stand Arrow from Davalo. Something bizarre was going on, What is this new looking Pizza Time, and why did it take the stand arrow? If his stand is here, then is Penis Parker alive? But his body looks fucking lifeless and fucking dead. All these ominous questions will be answered in the next chapter of Jewjew's Penny picking quest/Part 2: Copper Dust. [Tune in for Chapter 12 of Jewjew's penny picking quest.]
-To Be Continued
