Mistuo: Feel like shit
Goddamn is it easy to do that. After beating the shit out of Cavdit and crying because you did that, all you can do in his hive is sit down and sniffle while you watch AHS. This does not make you a bitch. You sniff and lean against Cavdit's couch, still trying to explain what happened.
Mistuo: A-and my brain, it jvst shvt d-o-wn and...
Mistuo: I'm s-o-rry!
Mistuo: I jvst blew vp!
Cavdit: I get it, /\/\a/\/.
Cavdit: I get it.
Cavdit: I'\/e let /\/\y a/\/ger build to those le\/els before.
Mistuo: Yeah, I kn-o-w y-o-v have.
Mistuo: Bvt it's jvst…
Mistuo: It was s-o- svdden.
Mistuo: I didn't have that anger bef-o-re, bvt then it jvst hit.
Mistuo: What was that?
Cavdit: If I \/\/as a betti/\/g Troll, I'd say it has so/\/\ethi/\/g to do \/\/ith your Asce/\/sio/\/.
Cavdit: You said you're called a Bard of Breath, correct?
Mistuo: Vh, yes, why?
Cavdit: /\/\ostly it's because \/\/hile you \/\/ere tur/\/i/\/g t\/\/o of /\/\y eyes into gia/\/t blue, pai/\/ filled bruises, the \/\/i/\/d picked up.
Cavdit: \/\/ell, /\/\ore like tur/\/ed the area i/\/to a tor/\/ado.
Mistuo: Yes, I did d-o- that.
Mistuo: Where is this g-o-ing?
Cavdit: \/\/ell, Breath ca/\/ also be tra/\/slated to air or \/\/i/\/d.
Cavdit: Ter/\/\i/\/ology that ca/\/ also be co/\/sidered synonymous \/\/ith free \/\/ill.
Mistuo: Like the saying 'free as the wind'?
Cavdit: Exactly.
Cavdit: I ha\/e a/\/ idea, but it is \/ery stupid.
Cavdit: I thi/\/k these \/\/i/\/dy po\/\/ers is based upo/\/ your state of co/\/trol.
Mistuo: S-o- when I let my anger bvild like that, it cavsed my 'Breath' t-o- -o-vertake me?
Cavdit: Yes!
Mistuo: …
Mistuo: Y-o-v have svch intelligence and yet y-o-v wish t-o- be a rapper.
Cavdit: Heh, yeah.
Cavdit: Yeah…
Cavdit: …
Cavdit: I really do/\/'t \/\/a/\/t to, if I'/\/\ bei/\/g ho/\/est.
Cavdit: It's like…
Cavdit: It /\/\akes /\/\e feel like I'/\/\ shooti/\/g for so/\/ethi/\/g cool i/\/ /\/\y future.
Cavdit: So/\/\ethi/\/g people \/\/ould like /\/\e for doi/\/g.
Mistuo: What?
Cavdit: I k/\/o\/\, it's stupid, but I thought it could /\/\ake /\/\e see/\/\ likable.
Mistuo: Likable?
Cavdit: I'/\/\ /\/ot stupid, Scarfy, I k/\/o\/\/ you guys hate /\/\e.
Cavdit: You all ha\/e for a lo/\/g ti/\/\e, e\/er si/\/ce the i/\/cide/\/t \/\/ith Firyut.
Mistuo: -O-h.
Mistuo: Yes, that was…
Cavdit: A tur/\/i/\/g poi/\/t i/\/ the hatred of /\/\e?
Mistuo: Indeed.
Cavdit: I just thought that I could actually /\/\o\/e o/\/ to a poi/\/t \/\/here e\/eryo/\/e could like /\/\e.
Cavdit: But /\/o\/\/?
Mistuo: Y-o-v're stvck in a game with a gr-o-vp -o-f pe-o-ple that d-o-n't particularly care f-o-r and me.
Cavdit: A/\/d y-o-v?
Mistuo: I think y-o-v're pretty alright.
Mistuo: Nice talking t-o-.
Cavdit: Heh.
Cavdit: Pretty cool to talk to yourself, /\/\istuo.
Cavdit: If it \/\/as/\/'t for you a/\/d Firyut, I'd say you could be a cool /\/\oirail.
Mistuo: -O-h, dammit!
Mistuo: Firyvt!
Mistuo: She's still al-o-ne -o-n her Land!
Mistuo: I sh-o-vld've g-o-ne there instead -o-f here!
Mistuo: N-o-t t-o- be rvde, bvt she really d-o-es reqvire help.
Cavdit: Because she's deaf and her La/\/d is co\/eres i/\/ a/\/ i/\/creadibly de/\/se fog.
Mistuo: Mist.
Mistuo: Her Land is called the Land -o-f Mist and Hallvcinati-o-ns.
Mistuo: Alth-o-vgh, seeing as she is deaf and that hallvcinati-o-ns are primarily n-o-ise based…
Cavdit: That gi\/es you a possible t\/\/e/\/ty /\/\i/\/utes to relax a/\/d fi/\/ish this episo-
The Sapphire-blood is cut off by a sudden shaking of the ground, signaling the arrival of a certain type of Underling. The Ogre. Although, it was a tiny bit harder shaking. Must be a big one!
Cavdit: Ok, or, cou/\/ter offer, kill that bitch with /\/\e!
Mistuo and Cavdit: Kill that bitch
You equip your fishing pole as Cavdit equips a pair of… really weird looking gloves and start out the door. You both look around a little before Cavdit points to the… not Ogre? It was bigger than an Ogre and only had a single eye with two horns on its head. It appears to have the characteristics of yours, Cavdit's and Firyut's Sprites, having a mostly bear-like appearance with a hockey mask, a large mouse tail, a cape and a giant machete, and the whole creature was colored Sapphire blue. Definitely looked like a new challenge.
Cavdit: Hey, Scarfy?
Mistuo: Yeah?
Cavdit: Thi/\/k \/\/e ca/\/ take this thi/\/g?
Mistuo: I'd be disapp-o-inted if we c-o-vldn't.
Cavdit: That's \/\/hat I like to hear.
Cavdit: Prefer for /\/\e to start or \/\/ould you like the first hit?
Mistuo: Y-o-vr planet, I w-o-vldn't want t-o- be rvde.
Cavdit: Alright, ha\/e it your \/\/ay.
Cavdit: Clock the creature
The quadriclops presses a button on his gloves and cause them to produce giant hologram versions of themselves, giving Cavdit perfect reach to deliver a massive punch onto the beast's face. It stumbles back before catching itself, throwing it's free hand into a fist at one of the floating hands, getting caught and held. It drops machete and tries to punch again, getting caught again and stuck in a form of stand off.
Mistuo: Attack
You take this time to give your pole a hard wind up before throwing the line out in a circular motion. You're not quite sure how, but by simply focusing you are able to make the hook and line surround the legs of the beast. Then again. And even a third time before it finally finishes circling and hooks itself. You give a firm pull back and cause the creature to trip, collapsing directly at the feet of your Sapphire friend.
Cavdit turns off the holograms as he takes his gloves and form fists, giving two giant punches to the thing's temples. He grins as the spikes stabs into the brain and gives two colossal blasts of dark blue electricity through its body, causing it to explode in the black goo and drop a shit fuck ton of Grist. Some different type of Grist called Sapphire. Neat. That means you have access to greater Alchemy!
Mistuo: Hey, Cavdit, g-ot a new type -o-f Grist.
Cavdit: Ah, bitchi/\/'!
Cavdit: \/\/a/\/\/a see \/\/hat \/\/e ca/\/ alche/\/\ize up?
Mistuo: I w-o-vld like that, alth-o-vgh I may have t-o- leave afterwards.
Mistuo: Have t-o- make svre Firyvt is alright.
Cavdit: Da/\/\g /\/\a/\, you baby her too /\/\uch.
Mistuo: Well, she's my M-o-irail.
Cavdit: And fully able to take care of herself.
Mistuo: And h-o-w d-o- y-o-v kn-o-w that?
Cavdit: Because I'/\/\ /\/ot a/\/ idiot.
Mistuo: I feel that is a tad rvde in c-o-ntext, bvt please c-o-ntinve.
Cavdit: The girl beat /\/\e the fuck up after the accide/\/t.
Cavdit: That \/\/as o\/er a S\/\/eep a/\/d a half ago.
Cavdit: Thi/\/k of ho\/\/ badass she is /\/o\/\/.
Mistuo: Wait, what?
Cavdit: /\/\h/\/\.
Cavdit: She did to /\/\e \/\/hat you did a fe\/\/ /\/\i/\/utes ago.
Mistuo: -O-h l-o-rd.
Mistuo: She never t-o-ld me this.
Cavdit: That's because I begged her /\/ot to.
Cavdit: I do/\/'t k/\/o\/\/ \/\/hy, but she took pity o/\/ /\/\e.
Cavdit: She's a good egg, /\/\istuo.
Cavdit: O/\/e that ca/\/ take care of herself a/\/d a/\/yo/\/e she \/\/a/\/ts to protect.
Cavdit: So…
Cavdit: E\/eryo/\/e except /\/\e.
Mistuo: Hmm…
Mistuo: My grey ass she w-o-n't help y-o-v.
Cavdit: \/\/ait, \/\/hat?
Cavdit: \/\/hat.
Mistuo: L-o-o-k, I can feel y-o-v are a g-o-o-d pers-o-n at heart, bvt y-o-v are h-o-rribly misgvided.
Mistuo: I refvse t-o- let Firyvt take back her pity if a sitvati-o-m ever emerges dve t-o- hist-o-ry.
Mistuo: If y-o-v w-o-vld let me, I w-o-vld like t-o- gvide y-o-v in a m-o-re nice and pr-o-per directi-o-n.
Cavdit: Huh.
Cavdit: I…
Cavdit: \/\/ould really like for you to do that.
Cavdit: I /\/\ay stay /\/\y usual \/\/ay for a \/\/hile to kept appeara/\/ce's up i/\/ fro/\/t of e\/erybody else for a \/\/hile though.
Mistuo: I can vnderstand that.
Mistuo: N-o-t svre if every-o-ne will accept y-o-v changing like n-o-thing as real.
Cavdit: Yeah.
Cavdit: /\/\akes se/\/se.
Mistuo: Mhmm.
Mistuo: S-o-, y-o-v really think Firyvt will be -o-kay?
Cavdit: Oh, defi/\/itely.
Mistuo: G-o-o-d, g-o-o-d.
Mistuo: I want her t-o- be.
Mistuo: Hey, Cavdit?
Cavdit: Yeah?
Mistuo: This feelings stvff is making me vnc-o-mf-o-rtable.
Cavdit: Oh tha/\/k god, /\/\e too.
Mistuo: Wanna st-o-p and d-o- s-o-me Alchemy?
Cavdit: Hell yeah.
Mistuo: -O-kay, let's d-o- that.
Mistuo and Cavdit: D-o- s-o-me Alchemy
You both re-enter the hive and go to Cavdit's Punch Designix to find some interesting things to mix together. You punch your Scarftop, Nightmare Pole and, in an attempt to try something, your God Tier hood. Cavdit already has a series of punched cards that you can use, as well as a junk room to experiment with. You go in and look through his junk, grabbing a few electronics just because. You punch his fancy lava lamp in attempts to upgrade your pole. If it works, awesome. If it doesn't, that's why we always keep the original card.
You then proceed to make a fuckton of combinations of yours and Cavdit's cards, getting five totems in total. All of which get mass Alchemized in small Alchemizing spree, sadly not one good enough to warrant a title card. Through this endeavor you only seem to lose maybe a tenth of your very vast amount of Grist, so nothing major except the super expensive and rarer stuff. Hope the others don't mind that since you're all sharing.
You combine your scarf and the hologram machine to make a Scarftop Projector. It now makes a large, full body hologram of anybody you're talking to on the other side. Your fishing pole and lava lamp to make the Flaming Nightmare. If your idea of how this works is correct, you will burn enemies when you hook or line them. Then, using the only Sapphires you have, you pull a Cavdit and combine your already super upgraded weapon with one of the batteries Cavdit has to make The Electro-Flame Night Terror. You have no idea why the game gave the fishing pole that name, but it works. And it is awesome.