Be Jazz
You return to the two interplanetary lesbians stepping out of the strange shack, looking at the picture of the wall art.
Jazz: The Grim Trick…
Jazz: what do you think that means?
Saylen: uh…
Saylen: if i had t(o) make a guess, id say s(o)mething n(o)t g(o)(o)d
Jazz: no shit, but what?
Saylen: i d(o)nt kn(o)w
Saylen: im b[ind, n(o)t psychic
Jazz: half blind, but whatever
Jazz: alrighty, so bad shit going down by the name of The Grim Trick
Jazz: what would that even entail?
Saylen: we[...
Saylen: hate t(o) say it but that is a name i w(o)u[d make s(o)
Saylen: s(o)mething t(o) d(o) with future me
Saylen: maybe
Saylen: i just kn(o)w i wanna kick her ass
Jazz: really?
Jazz: i mean, okay, yeah
Jazz: that does make sense
Jazz: she did kill Mistuo
Saylen: exact[y
Saylen: dumb bitch thinks she can get away with that
Saylen: im g(o)nna fuck her up
Saylen: the (o)n[y thing i need t(o) d(o) that is kn(o)w where she is…
Jazz: yeah
Jazz: so where would you go?
Saylen: what?
Jazz: i mean, she is you after all
Jazz: you must have some idea as to where she would go or be doing
Jazz: right?
Saylen paused for a good few seconds before slapping herself in the face, tapping her eyepatch to bring up the game screen. She flicks through them before landing on the one with Vlad's Land where, along with a Sprite that looks a lot like a vampire from an old anime you watched once, was standing with the future version of Saylen!
Saylen: knew it!
Saylen: i was g(o)nna g(o) t(o) his [and and mess with his stuff
Jazz: uh…
Jazz: Say
Jazz: what is she doing
Saylen: we g(o)tta watch this
Jazz and Saylen: Watch this
The two of you watch screen as future!Saylen pulls out her weird end game gun she had amd quickly fire on the Sprite, seeming to completely freeze him in place. She then touched the Sprite, causing a small flash of blue to shine before a Capthacard is popped into existence, soon doing the TARDIS Modus thing of disappearing before it is needed in the future. Then she just turns and walked away out of the house until she was out of frame.
You and the Troll looked to each other a tad bit nervous at this sudden act, not particularly sure what it could entail for the future.
Saylen: jazz
Saylen: we g(o)tta fuckin m(o)ve bef(o)re she gets an(o)ther Sprite.
Jazz: damn right we do!
Jazz: lets go, at least get back to my house
Jazz: we can plan from there
As they start walking, Jazz is soon messaged on Pesterchum by Vlad. He must be aware of what happened. She tapped her scouter and brought up the usual screen to talk.
Jazz: Vlad!
Jazz: been a minute, ain't it?
Vlad: Quite a good minute.
Vlad: But that isn't why I called and I think you know that.
Vlad: I think something went wRong somewheRe.
Vlad: I just got a message on my game screen that we'Re down a SpRite.
Vlad: I don't know how that'll effect us, oR if it will at all, but the SpRites all seemed Really impoRtant.
Jazz: yeah, we know
Jazz: me and Say just watched future bitch Saylen freeze it and card it
Jazz: she has your Sprite in a card somewhere in the endless aether of wherever the TARDIS Modus puts things
Vlad: Oh shit.
Vlad: Why would she want the SpRites?
Saylen tried her best to lean into the conversation despite it being inside your scouter.
Saylen: shes up t(o) s(o)mething!
Saylen: and i w(o)nt [et her g(o) thr(o)ugh with it!
Vlad: Oh, Saylen's theRe?
Vlad: Saylen!
Vlad: What would you be doing with all the SpRites?
Saylen: why w(o)u[d I kn(o)w!
Saylen: y(o)u and jazzy b(o)th h(o)[y shit tits
Saylen: wait…
Saylen paused again with a heavily thought filled look on her face. Before breaking the look by another face palm.
Saylen: s(o)n (o)f a bitch shes g(o)nna destroy the sprites
Jazz: what!?
Saylen: thats what i w(o)u[d d(o)
Saylen: theyre clearly imp(o)rtant and if i wanted t(o) ruin everything i[ destr(o)y big main stuff [ile that
Vlad: Sounds like you have this planned out.
Saylen: i just kn(o)w h(o)w i think
Vlad: Good to know you know how to tell youR own thoughts.
Saylen: fuck y(o)u
Vlad: Time and place.
Saylen: y(o)ur land twenty minutes
Vlad: AlRight, c'mon then.
Jazz: wait, what, no
Saylen: cm(o)n bitch [ets d(o) this
Jazz: i do not like where this is going
Jazz: stop
Vlad: No, she started it and we aRe going thRough with it.
Jazz: Say, you are not doing this
Saylen: n(o)!
Saylen: i mean yes!
Saylen: bitch said it n(o)w were d(o)ing it!
Vlad: LiteRally.
Saylen: yes!
Jazz: NO!
Jazz: fucking no!
Jazz: no way in all fuck are you two doing anything like that in the slightest
Vlad: Oh.
Saylen: uh…
Vlad: I feel we might have stRuck some soRt of neRve.
Jazz: just a little bit
Saylen: s(o)rry jazzy
Vlad: Apologies.
Jazz: its fine, its fine
Jazz: just please, refrain from that conversation forever around me
Vlad: Noted.
Saylen: sure thing
Jazz: thank you
Jazz: now
Jazz: the situation with future Say
Saylen: right!
Saylen: if i was here which i am i w(o)u[d be gathering the sprites t(o) try and ki[ them
Saylen: theyre (o)bvi(o)s[y str(o)ng and imp(o)rtant
Vlad: So without them we'd be weak and vulnerRable?
Saylen: exact[y
Saylen: and if were vu[nerab[e
Jazz: we'll just be easier to take out
Saylen: even m(o)re exact[y
Jazz: damn
Vlad: That's actually pRetty haRdcoRe.
Vlad: So, mine is gone, who's left?
Saylen: let me check
Saylen flips back to the game scenes and through all the screens.
Saylen: (o)kay s(o) firyuts is sti[ there and is mistu(o)s
Saylen: as is jazzys
Saylen: and the twins
Saylen: y(o)urs and mine are b(o)th g(o)ne!
Vlad: Oh dang.
Vlad: Wait.
Vlad: Didn't you combine youRs with the DoctoR fRom one of the posteRs?
Saylen: yeah i did!
Saylen: which means i[ be d(o)wn the m(o)st p(o)werfu[ sprite here
Jazz: shit, i liked that sprite
Jazz: he looked cool
Jazz: especially his bowtie
Saylen Vlad: That's because b(o)eties aRe c(o)(o)[.
There is a long pause before…
Saylen: did we just bec(o)me best friends?
Vlad: Yeah!