So based on the lack of reviews I will assume you all loved chapter 1! (because love is often expressed through silence(who are you my mother?)) So I am making chapter 2. For those of you who are new (I feel like I kinda fucked you guys on the last chap) this is a fuck around sandbox for me and my co-author Allan. It is technically an extended universe on a story we put on Hiatus and while as I would say read it( don't listen it's total shit(so is this(good point))) you don't have to due to the fact that it is unfinished and this universe will explain all you need to know on it's own. That being said I am feeling creative-ish so let's jump down another rabbit hole (but we were already down a rabbit hole, and now there is another one. A rabbit hole inside another one!(shut the fuck up))

Another Clever Word_Weiss_1st person

"Weiss, ever just wonder where your happiness went?" Blake asked

"Yeah, into a certain teenager," I said.

"I don't know, I mean, she's grrrrrrrrreat,"

"I know she is, just everything we wanted to do just got like side lined,"

"We put our life on hold for the little bastard, I can live with that,"

"I think we got switched around in this debate,"

"Kind of like Nixon, a name we can trust,"

"What were we even talking about again?"

"Uh…. how great of an ass you have?"

"Sure, fuck it,"

"We need to get out of this house, I feel like it's going to strangle me, not unlike you,"

"Oh shut up, you like it,"

"That has no bearing on the subject on hand,"

"So what were you saying?"
"I think we should leave Anne to take care of Emma and take Rose and Winter out just for a parent's night out. Also we ignore Neo and her bitch, I mean Yang. Those sons of bitches still have 'free time' those cunts,"

"Sounds like someone's bitter,"

"I may be,"

"Who's even talking anymore?"

"I think the author lost track,"

"Cheerios, because you're worth it,"

I stood up, "You still have dat ass," Blake commented.

"Oh shut up before I hurt you. Rose just messaged me. It went something along the lines of 'get your flat ass over here before I lose my mind, bring Anne,'"

"So what're we doing?"

"Get Anne, we're gonna spend a parent's afternoon," I made the sign of the horns and stuck her tongue out.

"I believe that I've had an adverse effect on you,"

"Animal we've become, bitches,"

"This night can go one of two ways. I'm leaning the latter an she dresses up in her… you know what? You don't need to know my sex life," Blake looked right at you, then walked out of the room flipping you off.

Blake hurried to catch up to her wife. She found her right outside of Anne's room.

"Anne I need you to babysit your cousin Emma while we go play cards." I said.

"I don't want to mom." Anne said.

"Anne just do it." I said.

"Mom, you're not Nike." Anne said sarcastically.

"I'll pay you." I said. She sat there doing something on the computer.

"Ugh, fine. How much am I getting paid to watch the little twerp." She said. I knew that would get her. She was always a greedy little shit.

"Don't call your cousin a twerp young lady!" I yelled. I swear teenagers have no respect.

"FIne. When is she going to be here."She said.

"She will be here.." I was cut off by the sound of our overly annoying doorbell. "Right now, good luck Honey." I said leaving her doorway.

"Wait how much money am I getting?!"she yelled after me.

"You will be lucky if I give you a nickel if you don't get off the computer and watch your cousin." Blake said walking by her room.

I opened the door and was greeted by Winter and Emma.

"Hey Emma, Anne will be right out just wait in the living room." I said

"Let's go girl." Winter said smiling. Ever since she had a kid my sister was in full on mom mode, it was nice to see her be relaxed for a night.

(Allan wrote the above section….I worry about him sometimes)

On Holiday_Anne_Fisrt person.

"Anne just do it." Weiss said.

"Mom, you're not Nike." I said sarcastically.

"I'll pay you." She said. I sat there playing Call of Vale with my friends contemplating her offer.

"Ugh, fine. How much am I getting paid to watch the little twerp." I said. I may have standards but I need cash.

"Don't call your cousin a twerp young lady!" She yelled.

"FIne. When is she going to be here." I said accepting the reality that I would not get out of this with my dignity. Self respect is overrated anyways.

"She will be here.." She was cut off by the sound of our overly annoying doorbell. "Right now, good luck Honey." She said leaving my doorway.

"Wait how much money am I getting?!" I yelled after her.

"You will be lucky if I give you a nickel if you don't get off the computer and watch your cousin." Blake said walking by my room.

"Fuck." I said. I logged off my game and walked into the living room to see my little cousin standing there all alone.

"Where did everyone go?" I asked.

"They all left to their game." She said with the toddler lisp that fucked up the "L's" in words. The thing is I wanted to hate her. She always ruined the plans I had with my friends and she was so naive, But I'll be damned if she isn't the most adorable little shit I have ever seen.

"You look really cute today Emma." I said in my softest voice.

"Thanks Anne-y, you're really pretty. My mommy says I will look as pretty a you one day." She said. Well there goes my plans of hating her.

"Aww thank you. So what do you want to do today?" I asked kneeling down to look at her.

"Let's go to the fucking mall!" She said.

"I see you still live with Rose." I said noting her colorful vocabulary. It wasn't Rose's fault really at this age kids are practically mimics. They copy everything.

"Of course, she is my mom." She said squinching her face up and laughing.

"Well my mommy gave me a car so I guess if we HAD to." I said teasing her.

"We can go to the mall?!" She said with more excitement than I remember ever having.

"Hell ya we can, let me grab my purse." I said standing up. I walked down the hall into my room to get changed. I didn't want to go to the mall in sweatpants and a stained Nirvana shirt I had worn for the past three days. I went to close my door and realized I had a tail.

"Um, Emma I have to change." I said pushing her head a little.

"Why don't you change then?" She asked pushing against my hand.

"Because I want to change by myself." I said.

"Why?"

"Because I don't want you seeing me naked."

"Why?"

"Because it would be weird."

"Why?"

"Is that all you are going to say?" I asked.

"Why?" she said laughing.

"Wait in the hallway." I said pushing her a little more.

"I don't want to." She said running back into my hand before I could close the door.

"It will just be a second." I said.

"I don't want to be alone." she said stamping her little foot. If she stays this cute forever she won't have to pay for anything in her life.

"Fine." I said opening the door.

"Yay." She said jumping up and down.

"But just sit on the bed and don't speak." I said

"Ok" She walked over to my bed and I realized my bed was taller than she was. She attempted to climb up the bed. She failed and fell flat on her ass.

"Ow!" She screamed upon hitting the floor. I couldn't help but laugh, she was fucking adorable.

"Here let me help you up." I said picking her up and putting her on my bed.

"Thank you Anne-y" She said clapping.

"It's just Anne, and no problem." I said walking over to my window. I looked on my floor and found a pair of jeans and a Green day shirt that smelt relatively clean. I picked up a clean pair of underwear and a bra from my dresser underneath my Legos. I took off my shirt and threw it vaguely towards my closet. Then she started talking.

"What are you wearing?" She asked.

"A bra." I said kicking off my flip flops.

"Why are you wearing a bra?" She asked.

"So my boobs don't sag."

"What are boobs?" she asked as I took my bra off.

"Well um, these." I said pointing at my boobs.

"Oh, will I have those?" she asked as I put a 'clean' bra on.

"Yea, when you get to be my age." I said taking off my sweatpants.

"Will mine be as big as yours?" She asked

"Seeing you mom, yes." I said taking off my underwear.

"What is that?" She said pointing between my legs.

"Um, that's a vagina." I said quickly putting on the new underwear.

"What's does it do? And why is it so hairy?" She asked tilting her head.

"Um, ask your mom." I said wriggling into my jeans. I threw on my shirt and threw on my socks.

"Do I have one?" she asked looking at me jam my foot into my shoes.

"Um, yea." I said.

"Will it look like yours."

"What is this 20 questions?" I asked grabbing my keys and phone.

"I just wanted to know." she said hanging her head.

"Hey, it's ok. You're three, you get to be curious. Now let's go to the mall." I said.

"Yay!" she said looking at the floor.

"Oh right." I said picking her up of the bed.

"Weeee!" She screamed. I put her down in the doorway.

"Again! Again!" She screamed throwing her hands up and jumping.

"Fine." I laughed as I picked her up and put her on my shoulders. I had to duck through the doorway so she didn't hit her head. I closed and locked my door as I went into the living room. I grabbed an old notebook and a pen and wrote a note for my moms.

"I took Emma and my car to the mall. I have my phone. Will be back in a bit. -Anne 3:30 P.M." I scribbled on the paper. I tore it out and taped it to the door. Then I ducked again and walked towards my car.

Now my car wasn't just any car. As my aunt Neo puts it, "It's a fucking legend.". See my parents weren't going to get me a car, mainly because I had shitty grades, because I couldn't focus in school, because the teachers are Nazis and the material is boring and I'm smarter than the teachers. My aunt Neo however was not going to let me walk to school for my sophomore year due to bad grades. She gave me one of her old cars. A jet black 1970 supercharged Dodge Charger. I put Emma in the front seat.

"Mommy says I can't sit in the front." She said.

"I'm not your mommy." I said in return.

"But mommy says it's not safe."

"Not in her car, but here it is fine." I said. I didn't have a carseat and I wanted to keep an eye on her.

"Ok." she said as I buckled her in. She couldn't see over the dashboard and her feet didn't even go off the seat.

"I feel like a racecar driver!" She said as I got in.

"You look like one." I said.

"Vroom, vroom!" she said turning her hands like they were on a wheel and pushing her foot like a pedal.

"Watch this Emma." I said unbuckling her. "Stand up, you want to see this." She stood up and I put the key in the ignition. "You ready?"

"Ya, go!" She said. I turned the engine over and the car roared to life. I swear as long as I live I will never tire of that sound. I shifted to drive and double petaled it to make it roar so loud it shook the windows. "That's awesome!" She said clapping.

"Yea now sit down let's go to the mall." I said pushing her down and buckling her again.

The road from our house to the mall was mostly service streets along a freeway and dirt roads, both of which speed limits were a vague suggestion. The speed limit goes from 25 to 40 to 50 to 10. The entire way to the mall I did about 108. The entire way there Emma was next to me making racecar noises and pretending to turn when I did. She really liked fast cars. Having a day with our aunt Neo will do that to a person.

We finally arrived at the mall in about 45 minutes, for what would normally take about 2 hours. I got out of the car and noticed that the parking lot was fairly empty for 5 P.M on a Saturday. I opened the door for Emma and she hopped out and she wobbled then fell promptly on her ass.

"Sweetie careful." I said helping her up.

"Ok." She said smiling. We walked to the entrance holding hands because she wanted to. Ok that's a lie, I didn't want to lose her. It's a lot of responsibility to have a child, like you can't just replace it the next day. It's a kid, not a fuckin toaster.

"So where do we want to go first sweetie?" I asked her bending down a little to hear her.

"There's a dust shop on the top floor that has those illusions!" She said excitedly.

"Ok honey. Let's go." I said. We walked into the mall and she held my hand tighter. The crowd got thicker and thicker and I almost hand white knuckles before I finally decided to just throw her up on my shoulders. We rode the escalator to the second floor and waded our way towards the Dust shop. We got there and the entire shop was bare. I put Emma down and walked up to the clerk.

"Um, you don't happen to have any illusion dust in the back do you?" I asked

"Let me guess, for you daughter?" The man asked leaning in.

"Who? Oh her, no she's my cousin. I'm only sixteen." I quickly explained. I looked nothing like her, how was I anything like her mother. WInter had way better tits than I did.

"Oh, sorry. Anyways I'll check in the back sweetie." He said smiling at Emma.

"Can you believe he thought I was your mom?" I asked Emma after he was in the back.

"You're not my mommy. Are you?" Emma asked.

"No I'm not. I'm not nearly as pretty as you or your moms." I said laughing.

"Yes you are, silly." She said.

"Ok, fine." I said smiling as the man came back out.

"I managed to find this behind some old boxes little girl." He said handing her a large bag of illusion dust.

"Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god." She screamed. "Can I get it, Can I get it, Can I get it. Please please please Anne-y." She continued jumping up and down.

"How much is it?" I asked him smiling.

"Well since it is my last one, and I still need to eat….3000 Lien." He said looking at me.

"What kind of Mickey Mouse bullshit is this?!" I asked.

"Hey lady I've got bills. I helped you, help me. Besides, look at her face. What's 3000 Lien for the happiness of your little cousin." He said looking at me.

"Look here fuckenhymer, me and you both know that you don't get paid on commission. You get cash as long as you stand your ass behind this counter, and even if this was a mark up the normal price is 22.50. What kind of shit are you trying to run me for. Do you have any idea who I am?" I ranted. I loved using my name to my advantage. Schnee privilege is quite amazing.

"Who are you, some random bitch that doesn't want to pay full price?" He said. I handed him my I.D. and he looked it over then dropped it with a gasp. "Sorry Ms. Schnee, I had no idea." He pleaded.

"Thank you, now I will be taking that dust at a 50% discount." I said lifting my head. I loved myself sometimes. Name enough to be a douche, poor enough to be resourceful. Looking back on it my mothers knew exactly what they were doing when they raised me.

"Yes, Ms. Schnee. Yet again I am very sorry." he said. "Umm Winter, doesn't need to hear about this….does she?" He asked.

"Yes I suppose you can keep your job. I forgive you." I said. The mention of my aunt was enough to terrify the poor bastard.

"Thank you, in fact take this free of charge." He said giving Emma the bag. It was almost enough to crush her, a 35 pound bag to a 3 year old, it weighs as much as she does. I took the bag from her and slung it over my shoulder.

"Thank you Mr…..Ericson. I may put in a few good words for you in fact." I said. The whole Schnee name thing really came with an attitude you had to keep.

"Thank you very much Ms. Schnee." He said going into the back.

"He was right, your mom doesn't need to hear about any of that." I said looking at Emma.

"Ok Anne-y." She said looking at me.

"Good, now let's go get a pretzel and a drink." I said. I picked her up and tied the bag to my purse. I walked with her over to the food court and stood in line for the pretzel shop. Now ordinarily the food court is packed. Today it was a sea of people, which surprised me considering the parking lot was almost empty. It looked like everyone and their grandmother was here. I tried nine time to get in line for the pretzel stand and between not being able to see and the lines being crowds at this point I failed amazingly. I tried to get in line for the stand once and ended up across the mall somehow. Then my genius struck.

"Hey Emma, I need a favor while you're up there." I said.

"What do you need Anne-y?" She asked.

"I need you to guide me to the pretzel stand."

"Ok Anne-y, go straight." She said. Here is the lesson I'm getting at here. Never, ever, ever…...ever, give a three year old that kind of power. They will fuck you over every time without fail. I ended up buying her cotton candy, Skittles, Subway, cake, corn dogs, Finally by the time I got to the pretzel stand to get my fucking pretzel she had more food than a 3rd world country sitting on my shoulders. I got my pretzel and drink and had Emma hold on to it while I made my way back to the car. When I had entered the mall it was bright outside. I exited the mall and it is pitch black. My car is literally the only car in the west parking lot. I walked out to the car and put the bag in the backseat with all Emma's extra food. I buckled Emma in and closed the door. I looked at my watch and saw it was 10:16. I hated the mall for this very reason. Time flew and most of the time there is no substance, it's like Disney world and the DMV it's mostly lines. I walked around back of the car and someone pushed me. I looked up and knew I was fucked. A tall man with a ski mask and completely black clothing had a gun pointed at me. He was twitching like he was on withdrawals from something bad.

"Run that shit bitch." He said.

"Ok, just don't do anything bad." I said. Fuck, fuck, fuck. My little cousin in my very expensive car in a parking lot with nobody else and I'm being robbed by a strung out asshole.

"Bitch shut the-" Before he could finish a pink object came through his sternum and opened up to reveal a parasol I recognized.

"This motherfucker over here acting like he run shit." My aunt Neo said withdrawing her parasol from the man.

"Oh my god, you're a lifesaver Aunty Neo." I said hugging her. She reluctantly hugged me back. She hated the fact that she was my aunt and I was taller than her by about a foot.

"No problem, how's my favorite little sociopath and my baby niece?" She asked smiling.

"I'm doing great and Emma was having an amazing time in the mall just now. What are you doing here?" I returned.

"Well you haven't been home and I found your note when I went to get more beer, So I figured I would come check on you." she said.

"Thank you so much." I said.

"Ya, you owe me. You're going to be cleaning the fuck out of some cars next weekend aren't ya?" She joked.

"Yes Neo." I said smiling. She ran her hand over the length of the car and opened the passenger side.

"How is this baby doing?" she said kneeling down to look at Emma. I think she liked her because Emma was the only one shorter than her.

"Aunty Neo!" She screamed. "I'm not a baby aunty Neo." she said matter of factly.

"Aww, yes you are you little rascal. I hear you gave your cousin a hard time." she said unbuckling her and picking her up.

"I did not, Anne-y had a good time. Right Anne-y."

"Ya Emma, I had a great time."

"C'mon Emmy let's have your cousin drive us home." She said getting in the car with Emma on her lap. I got in the car and drove out of the mall very carefully and I did the speed limit.

"What the fuck are you doing?" Neo asked after about a minute.

"What do you mean?" I asked

"Why are doing the speed limit?" she asked. "This is a service road, you floor it through here that's why I gave you a fast car. If you ain't using it every chance you get I can always take it back." she said.

"No, no. I usually do but you're here so I wanted to be more careful so I didn't get in trouble." I said dropping the shifter into overdrive.

"The 4 years we've been together have you ever got in trouble? I pulled your psychotic ass out of that orphanage, trust me, we are friends more than Aunt-Niece." She explained.

"Ok Neo." I said.

"Good, now get us to your house I'm going to crash on your couch tonight." She said.

"Something wrong between you and Yang?" I asked concerned.

"No, just tired. Also want to spend time with my nieces for a while. We don't hang out enough." She said.

"Ok." I said. I got us home and her and Emma were passed out in the passenger seat. I picked up Emma and laid her down in my bed and tucked her in. I pulled out an air mattress I usually used for guests and threw one of my pillows on it. I went back in the car and grabbed my surprisingly small aunt and put her on the couch. I put a blanket over her and turned of the light. I went to sleep on the air mattress.

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I woke up in our apartment early in the morning. Yang had apparently picked up in the rubble and carried me home. I looked over and saw that she was lying next to me with her arm over me. I looked at her sleeping face and realized how much I really loved her. I looked at the clock, it was 6. A.M. I got up and went to the kitchen. I pulled out the bacon and eggs to make her some breakfast. I was cooking her breakfast and realized I hadn't had time to get dressed at all. I was wearing rainbow socks, mismatched bra and panties and an old Nirvana shirt that was about 2 sizes too big. I kept cooking thinking that I would throw on a pair of sweatpants before I woke her up. I was just about done when two hands came under my arms and clasped right at my waist then I felt Yang press up against me and rest her head on the back of mine.

"You're up early." She groaned.

"Yea, I just wanted to make you some breakfast real quick before we have to do something." I said.

"What do we have to do today?" she said.

"Later we have that card game." I said.

"I thought you didn't want to go."

"Well I thought about it and-."

"They're having Anne babysit and told you to just come get drunk with us." Yang said cutting me off

"...yea." I admitted.

"I don't see why you're so worried about them." She said.

"It's just that we don't spend any time with them, I just want to be there for them. Like let them know that we still care."

"You gave Anne a car. What more do we need to say?"

"I don't know. I just feel like, y'know, kids are fun."

"Ya, your point?"

"Well we don't do much anyways, and we have plenty of money as well."

"Ya? Where are you going with this?" I turned around and pulled her close to me.

"We have a kid." I said looking at her.

"Wait, what? Why are we all of the sudden getting a child?"

"Because they're fun. I feel like we would be great parents."

"It's a living breathing human being, it's not like a goldfish. If this thing dies it's neglect and abuse."

"It wouldn't die."

"We don't even have a fucking dog." She said pushing away from me. I turned around and finished her breakfast.

"We could get a dog." I said.

"Neo! It is too fucking early to be talking about getting a dog to get a kid." She yelled after plopping down on the couch. I put breakfast on a plate and gave her hers.

"I just think it should be something to consider." I said sitting down across from her.

"Why are you saying this now?" she asked chomping into some bacon.

"I was just thinking about it the other day. Everyone else has kids and I just think it would be cool to have a kid. We could take the kid everywhere and teach it things."

"Neo, listen. I'm not going to sit here and say I haven't thought about it. But I don't know if we would be ready to actually care for a child." She said. I got up and sat down next to her.

"We could do it." I whispered into her ear as I put my arm around her.

"It's just a lot to take in at once." she said looking away. I flipped her over and straddled her on the couch.

"We don't have to decide right now, I just wanted it to be a thing to think about." I said laying down on her chest.

"I know. It's just a really big decision." she said petting my head.

I wriggled down and kissed her stomach right above her waist.

"I love you." I said into her shirt.

"I love you too." She said patting my head then getting up. I got up and put away my dish.

"So is there anything we have to do before the party?" I asked.

"No, not really." She said. "I'm going to go back to sleep."

"Well I'm going to go to the store for the week because we need a few things."

Well this is longer than I expected because at this point I'm addicted to writing Anne and Emma. Allan might do something? He hasn't for the last few chapters because he leaves his computer for like hours at a time so I just go on without him (bitch, I did the whole Weiss and Blake section)So ya. I want to try and have this out regularly-ish. This one is about 4600 fucking words. 4600! What the actual flying (swimming) fuck?. He is afraid of heights, y'know? So ya, comment if you want to see anything because at this point anything is possible.