Rilme: Yeah, I thought it was funny too!
For El Droide
Porg Problems
"Master, there's a thing staring at me."
"That's a porg, Padawan."
"Why is it in the hangar?"
"Master Windu recently returned from Ahch-To. It probably stowed away aboard his ship."
"Master, it's still staring at me."
"Don't look at it. Come, let's go home."
"It's following me, Master."
"Don't watch it. It will go away."
"Okay, I haven't been watching it. It's still following me."
"How do you know that if you haven't been watching it?"
"I can hear it."
"Mm."
"Master, it's in the turbolift with us. Master? Hey, Master?"
"What, Padawan?"
"It's eating my robe."
"Pick it up, then."
"Um, okay?"
"Mm."
"Okay, I did. Master? Master, it's screaming at me."
"I am quite aware, Obi-Wan."
"What do I do with it?"
"You are nineteen years old. I'm sure you can figure it out."
"Okay, I shut it up."
"Why are you holding its mouth?"
"It's not screaming anymore. Ow! It bit me!"
"Serves you right."
"Hmph. What do I do? It's screaming again."
"Go inside and feed it or something. I'm going to bed, so you shut that thing up."
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"Master? I fed it. Master, it's in my bed. How do I get it out?"
*Snore*
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Well, that was a different way of writing but I had fun writing it! Hope you enjoyed. How many of you are going to stick around for the sequel?
Chapter 35: We Can Cry Together