Chapter 3: murder on tewh hogwarts exspres
ohb oy werew raely going on a tripn? ase d tina? YEP WERE GONNA THAKE THE HOGWARTS EXPSKED TO IRLAND SID Kayak kayak, vriska, nick , amd tina were all stan d ing at the hogwarts express waiting for being abel to got on . but just tyhe n kayak swa ther friend gangly maraca standing at theb gate sa well "om8 g8d g8mzee what 8e you doing he8e" " WeLli JuSt Came To gO tO IrLaNd And SeE SOme heCkIn mEracels ' "WELL THAT S WHAT WERE HERE FOR TO! ISNT THAT FLIP FLACKIN FANTASTIC " so they all got on the train and they saw a ditectiv hwo sid his name was hercul pwaro " good day to you mah naawm is herclis porot " ( what kind of a name is t8t) thoght vrisak * ITS FROM WHAT I BELIV TEH HUAMENS CALL "FRIANCE" * wisperd kayak, reading her mind "oh kay8k youre so c8l " "ITS NOITHNF FROSA I DOD TIH ALL TEH TIM' and so the y were off the train moving at indodpoble speds it was quit hard to stay still but somehow they all fell alpse, kayak and nick in one room and tina and vriska in tthe other ***
nick woke wiht a start. there was a loud noise like a gunshot WHTA AWS THST Aske kayak 'idk know lest go cheak it out" sso they went outside the bedroom and look at the floor 'omg kayak look; OGM there on the floor was poirot OH NU NICK THID ID AWFLU annownced kayak. nick was in shock and he passed out. OH GOD wh8t is 8p said friska?, coming out of the room "NICK IS DAED AND POROT JUST PASED OUT said karkay . h8ly cow whut do we do kaykat? DONT WORRY I GOT THIDN and so with heid magic poewef kayat work nick up. "kayrat u saved me said nick, he was blushig but no oner notice but kartket DATS OKEI NICK I DO THU ALL THE THIM .
BUT WHT ABOUT POOR PORTO? WHE HAVE TO FIND OUT WHI KILLED HIM. so karkat hen t outsifd to thunk. "waoit ! karat! i tgink i habe an ideas! " said nick. "wait.' den der was tiona she looked veery uodwset. ;; "u alwasy go afetr hom and uo look at him all teh tymw! am startin to think yiu like him more then me!" said tine. "but tina! of corese i love you hes just so cool!" "oh that makes sencde ." said tione. so nick wgwn outside to talk to kartkat "kayaret! iknow who did..." but he lost hid train of thoug. he was caugt up in kratat s buityful buety .
kayat s lonf black hair was blowing in the wind from the fastly mving train. hd shirt was tight ad you could see his hudge abs. he tuered around "OH NICK DID U AWNT SOMETHUNK?" "i think i kewe whi the killer is !" "OG DONT WORRY ABOUT THAT I ALLEREADY KNOW . "o"
kaykatv cklimdbe on top of the train anfd looked down, ther was gamzeetr. "GARMSCWE! YOU KILLE D PORTO DIDNGT YOU!" said kaykrt "WhEt arE yOu tASLiKG aVOYT I diDNt kIll hIm aND i cAn peOnvE iT! " he reache into him backpack. inside was a gopro. kayak gasped. "LETME SEE THAT. OMG THIS HAS EVENRYTHING YOUVE DONE SENCE LAST WEEK! YOUVE BEEN IN YOUR CABUN LITSEBING TO HIT OR MISS THID WHOLR TYME!" "I tOld yOu SO! i DiDnT KiLLE hIm He DeAd FrIm JuT bEInG iN YouR prEaSEncE! NorMal hUmSAS cAnT WIthStARNd youE gLoErYiSGlOREy NEsS!" "OH WOW" saikd karats. "om8 katka8r you s8lvied t8t mystr8yt s8 fast!" said vroskei. OH VROSKA I SDO THIS ALL THE TYME".
a/m 0so that was i lonb chapter huh? omg i had soo mant great idas for this one inhoped u liekd it!21!11! next one comg soon~~~