Chapter 3:
In a land far, far away lies the kingdom of Fiore, a small, peaceful nation of 17 million, and a place filled with magic. Found in every home, bought and sold in every marketplace. For most magic is merely a tool, a mundane part of everyday life. For some, however, magic is an art, and they've devoted their lives to its practice. These are the wizards. Banded together into magical guilds, they ply their skills in search of fame and fortune. Many such guilds dot the landscape of Fiore. But there is a certain guild in a certain town that soars high above the rest, one from which countless legends have been born. A guild that will no doubt continue to create legends well into the future. Its name... is Fairy Tail.
Last Time:
"They will probably underestimate us because we're rookies." Dakura said as he smirked.
"That, my comrade, will bee Their downfall." Kaito jokingly said with a smirk. Dakura just sighed and facepalmed at the pun.
Now:
"Hey Kaito where did the Master say he wanted these decorations." Dakura asked Kaito who was using his Hive Mind magic to have beetles put up the "Miss Fairy Tail" banner over the stage in the guild hall.
"He said to put them in the storage room because they are not needed for this year." replied Kaito as he never looked away from his swarm putting up the banner.
"Got it." Dakura said as he melted into a shadow to travel to the storage room faster.
"Alright, let's get these last few flags re-hung as well now." Kaito mindlessly spoke to himself as he removed his aviators for a moment to make sure that the coloration for the flags was correct.
"Hey Kaito, what magic does Dakura use that allows him to melt into shadows like that?" Macao asked the albino as he put up some flags.
"He uses Dark Maker Magic. It allows him the ability to make anything with darkness." Kaito stated as if it was common knowledge.
"Huh that is pretty cool." Macao said as he watched Dakura melted out of a shadow with some more flags in his hand.
"I got more flags because it seemed we were low" Dakura stated as he held up the flags.
"Thanks, I'll get those hung up stat." Kaito said as his beetles grabbed them to do as their master told.
(5 minutes later)
"Okay I think that is it" Dakura said as they looked around at the fully decorated guild hall.
"Hey Dakura have you set up the 'you-know-whats'?" The bug mage asked his dark comrade.
"Yeah and I made sure that they are extra strong." The dark mage said to his comrade with a nod.
"What are you two talking about?" Erza asked the two suspicious wizards, glaring slightly at her older brother for the look on his face.
"It's a surprise for later." Dakura mysteriously said to his little sister with a smile. Erza just glared at him but decided to drop it because she will find out when it happens.
"We need MORE FLAGS! WE NEED ALL THE FLAGS!" Kaito shouted at the top of his lungs as he began laughing slightly maniacally with his beetles surrounding him as an emperor style cape.
"Uhh. We ran out 5 minutes ago when I brought those from the storage room." Dakura stated while backing slowly away from his crazily festive friend.
"THEN MAKE MORE! BUY MORE! GET ME MORE FLAGS!" Kaito angrily replied to his suddenly fearful partner.
"Fuck this shit, i'm out. Fuck this shit, i'm out. Nope" Dakura sang as he started running from the swarm of beetles coming after him.
"CATCH HIM FOR THE FATHERLAND!" Kaito shouted while chasing Dakura out and laughing maniacally. Everyone just stared with a sweatdrop on their foreheads in confusion.
"Uh, what just happened?" was the collective thought of the entire guild as they watched the scene that just played out in front of them.
"Probably best not to ask." Lucy fearfully stated with a scared grin. Everyone just nodded their heads and went back to what they were doing.
(2 hours later)
Every participant for the "Miss Fairy Tail" pageant was behind stage and the judges were in front of the stage, and the audience was behind the judges.
"We may now get the 'Miss Fairy Tail' contest underway." one of the judges said as the first contestant came out, Mirajane wearing her normal dress, who started impressions of different people. Such as Happy and Gajeel. The judges were a little freaked out by this and therefore Mira didn't get many points. As the contest went on Dakura and Kaito were awaiting the time when the Thunder Legion would strike. When Lucy was onstage and doing her cheerleader act, Evergreen came out onstage and turned Lucy into stone.
"Not only have I turned this girl to stone but also the rest of the participants." Evergreen said as the curtains drew back to reveal the rest of the participants as stone statues.
"TURN ERZA BACK RIGHT NOW!" Dakura roared and started running at Evergreen to attack, but before he could reach her, he hit an invisible wall that revealed itself to be made of runes.
"Ah ah ah. We can't have you spoiling our fun now can we?" Freed taunted as he appeared next to Evergreen.
"What is the meaning of this Freed, Evergreen? Turn the girls back this instant." Makarov angrily said as his magic started showing.
"We can't do that, because what would the fun in that be if we gave up now." Evergreen smirked at the angry faces of everyone in the crowd, but none more than Dakura.
"We will release the girls if you can defeat us in combat. Myself, Bickslow, Evergreen, and Laxus are spread out in the city. If you can beat everyone of us in three hours, the girls will turn back to normal, but if not they will be destroyed." Freed said as both he and Evergreen disappeared leaving behind only the statues of the girls.
"We have to go save the girls." Alzack shouted running out the guild hall into the streets of Magnolia.
"YEAH!" everyone in the guild shouted running out the doors, but when Makarov tried he couldn't leave and neither could Natsu.
"What the? Why can't we leave?!" Natsu angrily said as he pounded on the invisible barrier.
"No one older than 80 my pass beyond this point." Makarov read as runes appeared in the open doorway. Dakura and Kaito were also in the guild hall. Dakura was staring at the stone figure of Erza and vowed to turn her back no matter what. Kaito just stared at his comrade and saw the determination on his face.
"Why didn't I see this coming. I should have known that Evergreen would be doing something." Dakura angrily said as he pounded his fist into the stage and cracked some of the stage flooring in the process.
"Don't worry, buddy. We'll get those bastards back for what they did." Kaito told his angered friend. Dakura smiled at his friends reassuring word and nodded his head in thanks.
"Come on we need to get to finding them." Dakura said as he melted into a shadow and reappeared outside of the guild hall with Kaito appearing next to him in a swarm of beetles.
"Remember Freed's traps. We need to split up so we don't end up facing each other."
"Right and if you find Bickslow or Evergreen don't be afraid to go all out on them. Freed is mine." Dakura said with a sadistic grin on his face. Kaito gained a smirk of his own and the two friends nodded at one another and ran off in separate directions with the intent of turning their friends back to normal and stopping the Thunder Legion.
(5 Minutes Later)
Off on the rooftops of Magnolia, Kaito was staring down his opponent, Bickslow. Said Seith mage was floating by using his five "babies" as he calls them, Tiki like dolls that are possessed by the souls of the dead.
"I knew I would end up facing you" Kaito stated with an annoyed look on his face "My luck has always been absolute shit in opponent chances."
"It doesn't matter, all will fall before myself." Bickslow said to the annoyed Beetle mage"
"Fall, Fall!" the Tiki dolls chanted.
And thus, Kaito and Bickslow began their fight.
(In another part of town 15 minutes later)
In the distance Dakura could see the form of a flying Freed with a very damaged Cana on the ground below him with tears in her eyes and cards in her hand.
"I will take you down for what you caused Juvia to do!" Cana screamed angrily at the flying Freed who was staring down at her with an emotionless face.
"How did she and Juvia get free, and does that mean that Erza is too?" Dakura thought as he watched Freed knock out the already weakened Cana.
"Hey Bush Head! If you are done beating on women the I think it is time I take you down" Dakura shouted at the flying rune mage who finally noticed Dakura's presence.
"It doesn't matter who I face all who do will fall to me." Freed said triumphantly shooting a beam of dark magic at Dakura who just took it head on without a trace of fear. When it connected with its target Freed gained a look of victory only to become a look of fear as the attack didn't hit Dakura, but instead he started eating the attack. When it was over Dakura just stared at Freed with a sadistic grin that made Freed shake down to his bones.
"How were you able to eat my attack. I thought you could only use Dark Maker magic!" Freed fearfully stated. Dakura just smiled at him more loving the fear on his face.
"I can use Dark Maker magic, but I can also use other magic." Dakura said as his fists were cloaked in darkness.
"I'm the Dark Dragon Slayer." Dakura stated.
AN: This chapter was fun to make. A lot of comedy and some awesomeness. To the only review of this story so far, Dakura heard of the great Erza Scarlet and decided to adopt the same last name as his little sister who became well known. Please leave reviews or PM me or my Beta with any questions that you have. Until Next Time. See Yah!
BN: I really liked this chapter. Many memes, all the jokes, and next chapter will have more fights, something I am proficient at writing personally. If anyone has any questions on Kaito, P.M. me so I can answer it with ease. You could put it in a review, but it would make sense to P.M. me to be fair. As always, this is Blueghast900, Signing off.