[(###) ###-#### (12:02)] : You never told me your name.
[(###) ###-#### (12:05)] : If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
[Laura Hollis (12:05)]: Your sense of humor is lacking.
[Laura Hollis (12:05)] : Honestly though, I could just ask Laf.
[Annoying Hot Girl From LaFerry's (12:06)] : You think I'd tell the bionerd?
[Cutie With A Booty (12:06)] : Yes.
[Annoying Hot Girl From LaFerry's (12:06)]: Fine.
[Annoying Hot Girl From LaFerry's (12:06)]: It's Carmilla.
[Cutie With A Booty (12:07)] : Carmilla? Hmm. You got a last name, Carmilla?
[Carmilla aka Annoying Hot Girl From LaFerry's (12:12)] : Nope.
[Cutie With A Booty (12:12)]: Oh, come on.
[Cutie With A Booty (12:12)]: It's like pulling teeth with you…
[Carmilla aka Annoying Hot Girl From LaFerry's (12:12)] : As long as you're the one pulling them ;)
[Cutie With A Booty (12:13)] : You're not as flattering as you think you are.
[Carmilla aka Annoying Hot Girl From LaFerry's (12:13)]: The blush on your cheeks probably says otherwise.
[Cutie With A Booty (12:17)]: I don't know what you're talking about.
[Carmilla aka EXTREMELY Annoying Hot Girl From LaFerry's (12:17)]: That's what I thought.
[Tomato Cheeks (12:17)] : Whatever.
[Tomato Cheeks (12:18)] : I could just as well ask Laf your last name...or Google. I'm sure there aren't that many Carmilla's in the world.
[Carmilla aka EXTREMELY Annoying Hot Girl From LaFerry's (12:18)]: You'd be surprised.
[Carmilla aka EXTREMELY Annoying Hot Girl From LaFerry's (12:24)]: But fine.
[Carmilla aka EXTREMELY Annoying Hot Girl From LaFerry's (12:25)]: It's Karnstein.
[Tomato Cheeks (12:25)] : Interesting.
[Tomato Cheeks (12:25)] : Carmilla Karnstein. Flows right off the tongue.
[Tomato Cheeks (12:25)] : Now, was that so hard?
[Carmilla Karnstein (12:27)]: Yes.
[Tomato Cheeks (12:27)] : I beg to differ.
[Carmilla Karnstein (12:30)] : I know something else I'd like to see you beg to…
[Tomato Cheeks (12:34)] : You're insufferable.
[Tomato Cheeks (12:34)] : Aren't you supposed to be working or something?
[Carmilla Karnstein (12:34)]: You wound me, cupcake.
[Carmilla Karnstein (12:34)] : Who says I'm not?
[Laura Holl-ASS (12:35)]: Cupcake? Really?
[Laura Holl-ASS (12:35)] : Are you?
[Carmilla Karnstein (12:35)]: What? It's fitting.
[Carmilla Karnstein (12:37)] : Not really…
[Carmilla Karnstein (12:37)]: Unless this counts? [Attachment: Picture of Thick Book in Carmilla's Lap]
[Laura Holl-ASS (12:37)]: No. It doesn't.
[Laura Holl-ASS (12:37)]: Side note: Is that Camus?
[Laura Holl-ASS (12:37)] : Go do your job, Carmilla.
[Laura Holl-ASS (12:38)] : Whatever that is.
[Laura Holl-ASS (12:38)] : Actually, what is it that you do exactly?
[Carmilla Karnstein (12:40)]: Side note: Yes. It is.
[Carmilla Karnstein (12:40)] : I'm a photographer. Of sorts.
[Carmilla Karnstein (12:41)] : Have you never noticed the camera I carry everywhere?
[Laura Holl-ASS (12:44)]: No, I'm always too busy staring at your ass in those tight leather pants.
[Laura Holl-ASS (12:45)] : OH
[Laura Holl-ASS (12:45)] : MY
[Laura Holl-ASS (12:45)] : GOSH
[Laura Holl-ASS (12:45)] : I'M SO SORRY
[Laura Holl-ASS (12:45)] : THAT WAS LAF
[Laura Holl-ASS (12:45)] : I'M GOING TO KILL THEM
[Laura Holl-ASS (12:46)] : But, seriously?! That's so cool! Are you like a professional one?
[Laura Holl-ASS (12:46)]: Side note: Pretentious.
[Carmilla Karnstein (12:46)] : My ass does look great in these pants. Tell them I said, "thank you".
[Carmilla Karnstein (12:46)] : But yes, like a professional one. With a website, and business cards, and everything.
[Carmilla Karnstein (12:47)]: Side note: Says the one who recognizes Camus just from a picture of a random page in his book...
[Laura Holl-ASS (14:30)] : They said, "Laura says, 'no, thank *you*'."
[Laura Holl-ASS (14:30)] : -_-
[Laura Holl-ASS (14:31)] : Anyways! What's your website?!
[Laura Holl-ASS (14:31)]: Side note: I had to read it for a class. I went over it a bajillion times because he's confusing as heck.
[Carm (14:36)] : No.
[Carm (14:36)]: Side note: I was a Philosophy major, so if you ever need any help understanding anything, I'd be glad to help.
[Laura Holl-ASS (14:37)]: Side note: Of course you were...but I might take you up on that offer.
[Laura Holl-ASS (14:36)] : Oh, come on!
[Laura Holl-ASS (14:36)] : Pleeeeeeeeaseeeeeeeee?
[Carm (15:40)] : You're lucky you're cute.
[Carm (15:40)] : [Link to C.K. Photography Website]
[Laura Holl-ASS (15:58)] : Holy Hufflepuff!
[Laura Holl-ASS (15:58)]: CARMILLA
[Laura Holl-ASS (15:58)]: You're like, REALLY good!
[Carm (15:59)] : You don't have to flatter me, Cupcake.
[Laura Holl-ASS (15:59)]: No, seriously.
[Laura Holl-ASS (16:00)]: Your work is amazing, Carm.
[Carm (16:02)] : Well, thank you.
[Laura Holl-ASS (16:02)]: Of course!
[Laura Holl-ASS (16:06)]: Wait!
[Laura Holl-ASS (16:06)]: That picture of the Manhattan skyline in LaFerry's…
[Laura Holl-ASS (16:06)]: You took that?!
[Carm (16:07)] : I've actually taken all the photographs that are up in LaFerry's…
[Cupcake (16:07)] : No way.
[Carm (16:09)] : Way.
[Cupcake (16:09)] : You're basically famous.
[Carm (16:09)] : I mean, basically.
[Cupcake (16:10)] : AND you have a gallery?!
[Cupcake (16:19)] : You wouldn't mind if I stopped by on my day off, would you?
[Cupcake (18:01)]: CARMILLA?!
[Carm (23:57)] : Not at all.
[Carm (23:57)] : Just let me know when so I can make sure I'm free to show you around.
[Cupcake (23:59)] : I was thinking Friday? Around 1?
[Carm (24:01)] : Like, this Friday?
[Cupcake (24:01)] : Yes? Is that ok?
[Carm (24:01)] : Perfect, actually.
[Cupcake (24:02)] : Cool :)
[Cupcake (24:03)] : It's a date.