Note: A ton of OOC. You have been warned.
"Alright, boys. Tonight's the night. A premiere of Dominic Wayne: A Snitch Dies Hard. I'm so stoked that Lori got us tickets for this," T.K. spoke.
Lincoln hung a arm around T.K.'s shoulder, "I know right? This is gonna be the GREATEST NIGHT EVER!"
"Ah, Lori. Is there anything that you can't do?" Clyde asked.
"Yeah, you wondering why the boys and I are fanboying. This movie is claimed to top the first one: Dominic Wayne: Straight Up Snitch. An action packed thrill ride of an lifetime," T.K. explained to the reader.
"Lori won three tickets from a radio contest, and since she isn't into this type of movie, she let us have the tickets. She's been keeping them in her purse for the mean time," Lincoln explained to the reader.
Clyde pointed upstairs, "Look! Here's my little angel right now!"
Lori pranced gracefully downstairs to greet the boys. "Why, hello dear brother, dear adopted brother, best friend Clyde! How are you three today? Excited for the premiere, I hope?" Lori started.
"Yep. Thanks for doing this, Lori! That's really cool that you won us tickets," Lincoln expressed.
T.K. nodded, "I agree. That's the nicest thing that you ever did for anyone!"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," Clyde moaned, mesmerized by Lori's beauty.
Lori gushed, "Awww, Thanks, you guys. Nothing brings me up like literally seeing you three happy. I could just eat the three of you up! C'mere!
She grabbed the three boys into a group hug, and placed three kisses on their cheeks.
"Mwah!"
"Heh, thanks, Lori," Lincoln expressed.
"Mwah!"
"Someone has alittle pep in her step," T.K. remarked.
"Mwah!"
"Duuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh," Clyde droned.
She released the three, and skipped to the front door. But before she left...
"I'll see you three later! Have fun at your movie! Toot a loo!" Lori squealed.
She closed the door as the boys pondered her behavior.
"Is it me, or Lori been acting like...Leni?" Lincoln questioned.
T.K. nodded, "Yeah. It could be that she got a love sickening message from Bobby?"
"Uh, T.K. If that was the case, then why would she kiss CLYDE?!" Lincoln argued.
"Hm, good point," T.K. remarked.
THUD!
"She...kissed...me."
The two looked down towards Clyde, who was in a puddle of nose blood. He was wearing a big, dopey grin on his face.
"I'll get the smelling salts," T.K. said disdainfully.
Later, the three founded Luna in the kitchen. She was...scarfing her face. Seriously, she could give Japan a run for their money.
"What's with the all you can eat buffet, Luna?" T.K. asked.
Luna stopped mid bite, "Oh, this? Just a little snack, dudes."
"A little snack? Luna, this is practically the entire fridge!" Lincoln exclaimed.
Luna rolled her eyes, "It's not gonna kill me, bro."
"Yeah, but after you finished, you gonna wish for an insulin shot. By the way, you gonna eat that slice of pizza?" T.K. pried, reaching for the pizza.
WHAP!
"Ow!" T.K. yelled, reeling his hand back.
Luna held her pizza defensively, "Back off!"
T.K. stood back, "Ok, crazy!"
Just then, Leni stomped into the kitchen.
"Hey, Leni! How's my favorite Leni?" T.K. greeted.
Leni ignored him as she opened the fridge to get some smoothie ingredients.
"Hello? Earth to Leni? How are ya?" T.K. asked.
Leni's glare intensified as she continued to ignore T.K.
"Fine, you forced me to do this. ...Leni, Leni, Leni, Leni, Leni, Leni, Leni, Leni, Leni," T.K. repeated, tugging on her dress.
Leni slammed the door, surprising T.K. She turned around, and grabbed T.K. She lifted him up to her glaring face.
"Oh my gosh! What?! What do you want?!" Leni roared, shaking T.K. back and forward.
"I just wanna to say hi!" T.K. yelped.
Lincoln ran up to Leni, "Leni, relax!"
"Yeah, what's gotten into you?" Clyde added
Leni rolled her eyes before tossing T.K. down, "Ugh, whatever."
She walked away as Lincoln helped T.K. up. "Are you ok, T.K.?" Lincoln asked.
"Yeah, but what's going on with everyone? Is it National Bat crap insane day today?" T.K. wondered.
"Ugggggggggghhhhhh!"
The boys looked towards Lynn, who entered the kitchen while clutching her stomach.
"Hey, Lynn? Is there something wrong?" Clyde pried.
"Ugh, yeah. These abdominal cramps are really tearing me a new one. Oh," Lynn groaned.
"So I take it that you won't be doing any sports stuff?" T.K. pried.
Lynn looked up, "What are ya, my interrogator? Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to lie down, and die."
She walked away to her room as this adds to the list of strange things.
"Wow, Lynn too? This is becoming crazy," Lincoln remarked.
T.K. put up a finger, "It didn't became crazy until after Lori kissed Clyde."
"You say that like it's a bad thing," Clyde interjected.
T.K. raised an eyebrow, "It is."
"Look, Luan's on the couch. Maybe she of all people can enlighten us on what's going on," Lincoln hoped, walking into the living room.
"Oh, can you bring me back some cranberry sauce and ranch dressing, loves?" Luna asked.
T.K. rolled his eyes, "Will do."
Lincoln hopped up to the couch, and scooted to Luan. Luan was looking depressed as she watched T.V.
"Hey, Luan. Are you noticing anything strange around here?" Lincoln asked.
Luan looked towards Lincoln, "Oh, hey Lincoln. Sadly, I don't know what going on, but I do know that as each day passes, we are closer to the cold, inevitable grasp of death."
The boys' jaws dropped as they were shocked from Luan's display of...knowledge.
Lincoln slowly crept off the couch, "Yeeeaaahhh, thanks for the...info, sis.
He pushed both T.K. and Clyde into the basement, and closed the door.
"Sigh, I guess a mere mortal couldn't take the truthful information of life," Luan lamented.
"Ok, I'm at a total lost of words right now," Lincoln spoke.
"Lori's acting like Leni, Leni's acting like Lori when she's mad, Luna's a bona fide glutton, Lynn's acting like she's dying, and Luan's acting like LUCY?! What in Satan's red hell is going on?!" T.K. exclaimed.
"Ok, everyone stay calm. W-we can get through this," Clyde reassured as he began to hyperventilate.
T.K. held a paper bag, "Dude, panic bag.
Clyde takes the bag, and breathes into it.
"We need to do something, guys! They could be sick!" Lincoln imagined as he opened the door.
He looked into the living room, and saw Lori cuddling into a pillow, Leni flipping things in anger, Luna eating two chicken drumsticks with a protuding belly, Luan carving a wooden stake, and Lynn rolling around in pain from abdominal pain.
Lincoln quickly shuts the the door with a nervous expression, "...Or maybe after the movie."
"Yeah, let's forget them for a while, and prepare for the MOST ACTION PACKED EPIC OF THE YEAR!" T.K. exclaimed, putting on a action trailer voice.
"Ugh, where's my comb?! I can't go to the mall while I look like trash!" Leni shouted, flipping over the couch for the umpteenth time.
Luan looked at her with a unamused expression, "Why fix what's already been trashed."
"What was that?! Say that again to my face!" Leni ordered as she grabbed Luan by the collar.
"You heard me," Luan snarked.
Enraged, Leni cocked back her fist. Before she could let it rip, Lori grabbed her hand.
"You guuuuyyyys. Quit fighting! It's literally making me sad!" Lori whined as she hugged the two.
Luna bites her drumstick, "Yeah, dudes. Can't we just be friends? Ones that we can depend on?"
"Ugh, it's too loud! I can't wallow in misery from these abdominal cramps with the four of you yelling," Lynn complained as she tossed, and turned.
Luan does a double take, "Wait, did you said abdominal cramps?"
"Yeah, what's it to ya?" Lynn snarked.
"I saying that you have ab cramps, I been depressed, Lori's super clingy and very emotional, Luna's been wolfing down everything in her sights, and Leni been going on a rampage. Are you guys are having your PMSs at the same time as mine?" Luan summed up.
Leni clapped her hands rapidly, "Oh my gosh! I read about this on the internet. When a group of girls sync up, it means that they have a strong friendly bond."
"Well, in our case. It's a strong sisterly bond, dude," Luna suggested.
The girls came together for a group hug, "Awwwwww!"
"We need to celebrate! Ice cream at the mall?" Lori proposed
Lynn raised herself up, "Oh, can we get medicine for my cramps?"
Lori nodded, "Sure!"
It was an hour and a half until the movie starts. T.K. checked the living room to see if the coast was clear. He looked back down towards Lincoln and Clyde with a nod
The three walked into the living room, and spotted Lana and Lola.
"Say girls," T.K. called.
The twins looked up, "Yes, T.K.?"
"You know where Lori is?" Lincoln questioned.
"She, Leni, Luna, Luan, and Lynn went to the mall for some ice cream. Something about 'synchronized PMSs.' Whatever that means," Lana answered.
"Do you guys know what a PMS is?" Lola wondered.
T.K. put a hand on Lola's shoulder, "Honey, if we knew what a PMS is, then we would of told you. Sadly, we don't know."
"Alright, we know where they're at. Let's go!" Clyde exclaimed.
Lincoln stopped him, "Hold it, Clyde! They could be still be crazy."
"Hm, hm, but how are we gonna get the tickets. Lori still has the tickets," T.K. reminded.
Lincoln put on a cocky smirk, "Don't worry. I wasn't called 'the man with a plan' without a reason."
"We never call you that," T.K. informed.
Lincoln rolled his eyes, "What I'm trying to say: I have a plan."
At the mall, the girls were having a blast celebrating the heartwarming reveal. It's the first time that they have been at peace since a few days.
"Oooohhhh, ...this medicine...hits the spot. I'm going...to sleep toburly? Shoburly? Uburly! I'm going to sleep uburly tonight!" Lynn tiredly praised.
"Hmm, rocky road. Stay right by my side," Luna moaned blissfully.
"Lori, this was a great idea," Leni praised.
Lori hugged Leni, "Awwww, thanks sis!"
Nearby, T.K. stuck his head out of the bushes. "Tell me again why do I have distract Leni? Luna, I can deal with, but Leni? Oh no, temporary angry Leni is scary enough, but Leni that's angry twenty four/seven? Nope!" T.K. ranted into the walkie talkie.
"Because you usually spent the most time with her when you're not hanging with us," Lincoln answered.
T.K. rolled his eyes, "Fine. If I don't make it, tell your dad that...he's weird."
He walked out of the bushes, and towards the girls.
"Hiya, chicas! Hey, Leni and Luna. I need you both for something," T.K. informed.
"What for dude?" Luna pried.
"Yeah, Tee Kee?" Leni added.
T.K. shook his head, "No time! Come on!"
He ran off in a opposite direction. Leni and Luna shrugged, and followed him.
Clyde walked up to Lynn and Luan.
"Hey girls! Think you can help me with something?" Clyde asked.
"What do you need?" Luan pried.
Lynn yawned, "Yeah...we love...to help you."
"I'll explain along the way," Clyde explained as he dashed off.
Luan shrugged as she helped Lynn up, and followed Clyde.
Lori finally looked up from her ice cream to see that everyone is gone.
"Leni? Luna? Luan? Lynn? ...W-why does everyone leave all the time?" Lori lamented as Lincoln crept behind her.
Lincoln slowly wormed his hand through the bench, and snagged the purse. Lincoln slowly crept away.
Outside, T.K. and Clyde met back up with Lincoln.
"Did ya get the stuff?" T.K. pried.
Lincoln nodded, "You know I do, man."
He reached into the purse to pull out...
"EW, TAMPONS!" Lincoln screeched, tossing the purse to T.K.
T.K. juggled the purse, "Man, I don't want it! Here!"
He tossed the purse to Clyde, who was acting oddly calm.
"Wait, you guys. I remember something about this from my dads. A women needs this whenever she gets her-"
"Ahem!"
The three looked to their left, and saw Leni, Luna, Luan angrily looking at them. Lynn looked like she was about to drop dead asleep, and Lori looked like she was going into hysterics.
"Nice purse, Lincoln!" Leni snarked.
"Wow, guys. Purse snatching? That's low," Luan remarked.
Lori wiped the tears from her eyes, "H-how could you, Lincy?"
"Look, we just wanted the tickets. Nothing more," Lincoln replied.
Luna took a bite from her burger, "So you thought purse snatching was the way to go?"
"Hey, Rosie. Go pig out on some more burgers," T.K. snarked.
"What was that?" Luna asked, picking up a rock.
T.K. rolled his eyes, "Look, Lori. Just give us the tickets. That's all we wanted."
"What are you talking about, Tee Kee? I gave them to you," Lori said.
"No, you didn't," T.K. replied.
Lori nodded, "Yes, I did. This morning, I gave them to you for tonight. Did you check your pockets?"
"That's crazy! There's no way that I could-Ooooooohhhhh," T.K. droned as he pulled out the tickets from his pockets.
There was an awkward silence as T.K. held the tickets.
"Oh, I did have the tickets...all along. I guess that today's excitement...had made me forget them...this whole time," T.K. explained sheepishly.
He noticed Lincoln's and Clyde's angry glares.
He pushed them both down and ran, "Lastonetothemovietheatreisbuyingsnacks!"
"He had them all along?!" Lincoln growled.
"I'm gonna kill him!" Clyde exclaimed.
The two chased after T.K. as the girls themselves chased after them.
"Hey, we're not done with you three!" Leni shouted as she raced after them.
Luna, Luan, and Lori gave chase as well. Realizing that they forget Lynn, Lori came back, and carried her in tow.
Author's Note: This show needs a period episode. It would be so funny for out of character moments throughout the episode. Y'all know what to do: Review, favorite, follow, and request. I'll see you on the next episode.
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