A/N: I'm back, sorry for the wait. I've decided to post a new chapter every other Saturday
A couple of things in this chapter were requested by a guest (thanks for the inspiration)And once again, I'm soooo sorry for the cringe.
Also sometime I'm gonna start posting longer chapters
P.S. HAVE AN AMAZING SATURDAY
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"I've got to look perfect", said Marth as he stared into the mirror. Ike suddenly came in,"hey, how's it goin'" he said as he quickly snatched Marth's tiara."HEY, GIMME THAT BACK!" Ike ran fast as if he was Sonic. Marth grabbed his sword and chased Ike. "HEY CATCH!" Ike threw Marth's tiara to Roy (the roy with red hair) "I GOT IT!" Yelled Roy as Ike fell to the floor. Diddy Kong walked past them holding a banana peel and dropped it just as Roy tried to catch the tiara causing him to slip and fall. Thus, making the tiara fall and crack. "YOU ASSHOLE MOTHER CRAPPING PIECE OF SHIT!" Yelled Marth,"YOU'RE PAYING FOR ALL OF THIS!" "Come on idiot, you should know not to mess with Marth", said Lucina,"when will you learn?"
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"So, are going to the mall or not?" asked Zelda. "Do I have to go?" asked Samus," I hate the mall. " I don't feel good", said Peach,"take Rosalina instead." "LUCINA! COME DOWN HERE!" Yelled Samus. "What do you want?" asked Lucina. "You're coming to the mall with me." "I HATE THE MALL!" Yelled Lucina in anger. "Me too, but I have to go. So lets suffer together." "I told you to take Rosalina, not Lucina." said Peach. "ROSALINA COME DOWN HERE!" Yelled Samus. So all the girls whether they like it or not, got in the van and went to the mall
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"Hey the girls are at the mall." whispered Ganondorf. "How does that matter to me?" asked Bowser. So you can go there and get Peach," said Ganondorf. "I have been thinking about taking her on a date." but little did they know, Peach wasn't there.
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Bowser and Ganondorf searched the whole mall for Peach. "Where is she?" they continued to look until they found a familiar blonde wearing blue. "Hey Samus!" Yelled Bowser, "do you know where Peach is?" "Oh yeah! she's over at the makeup store!" "K, thanks!" Samus evilly grinned, mainly because she ships Bowser and Rosalina, and Rosalina was at the makeup store.
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Bowser got to the makeup store and approached Rosalina, not knowing it wasn't Peach and snatched her. Bowser then ran out of the mall forgetting all about Ganondorf and got in the car.
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MEANWHILE
Marth, Roy, and Ike were all arguing about the tiara. "You guys arguing is getting really annoying." said Link," which is why I'm changing the subject. Do you have any advice on romance? Because there is a certain princess I'm thinking about asking out."
"Ooohh, let me guess", said Ike,"Peach!"
"no"
"Rosalina"
"no"
"Daisy"
"no"
"Lucina?"
"no"
"Ooohh, I got it!"
"just give up already!"
Link walked away forgetting he asked for advice in the first place. Then he heard Ike's voice
"ZELDA!"
Link blushed
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A/N: Sorry for the wait, thanks for the requests tho
Sorry that all your requests weren't in this chapter, but they'll be in the next chapter
Sorry for the cringe tho
Next chapter will be more exciting (hopefully)
I except all requests
P.S. STAY FRESH! (I've been playing too much splatoon. INKLINGS IN ULTIMATE!!!)