South Park: The Legend of Sir Justice and the South Park Saints

by WildCard0531

Samuel Cooper is a young lad from Houston, TX. He also has a superhero alter ego known as Sir Justice. Watch as Sam goes through life fighting for his friends, the town, and later, the world. The reason I made this fanfic was because I was in the mood to make an anime esque adventure fanfic with South Park characters. Favorite if you wish. Enjoy! First entry in SPS Universe

3. Prologue 3: NAMBLA and the Perfect Boy

The Legend of Sir Justice and the South Park Saints: Episode 3: Prologue 3: NAMBLA and The Perfect Boy

(Author's Note: Kenny's subplot is getting ignored)

(At the South Park Laboratories, night has fallen, and the main scientist, Dr. Sophocles Oppenheimer, is working on a robot that looks similar to the likes of Zero and X from Megaman X series. This robot has the face of a human boy and long flowing brown hair, but he has armor everywhere else on his body. The armor has a green and blue color scheme, and on the left part of his chest, the words "PB-01" are painted on with white paint. The robot's left arm has an arm cannon while its right one is a robotic hand with five fingers coming out of a round hand. Sophocles looks up some things on his computer and turns back to the robot and says…)

(Sophocles is a man with a long white lab coat and black shirt underneath, grey hair, an eye patch (his one good eye is green) black pants with black shoes)

Sophocles: Almost done! Soon my perfect boy, PB-01 codenamed Max, will be released upon the world. Everyone will be his friend and love him, just like he'll love me. I've always wanted a son I could call my own. This robot is the closest thing I have to getting one. (He continues looking stuff up on the computer)

(Meanwhile, in the air vents, Damien from last episode is watching Sophocles look on his computer for facts)

Damien: (Sees the robot) Now's my chance. (He puts his hands together and chants) Corruption Eruption! Conniption Situation! Spell of Corruption!

(He releases a dark aura and it reaches PB-01 Max, who automatically begins to work. The robot in question awakens and it has red eyes. Damien leaves just as Max gets up from the table he was laying on, catching the attention of Sophocles)

Sophocles: What the hell is this?

Max: I am the perfect boy! PB-01: Max!

Sophocles: I know that, I made you, but what are you doing up? I haven't even placed a battery in you yet. Seriously, Max, what is the meaning of this. (No response from Max) As your creator, I command you to turn yourself off!

Max: You can't tell me what to do! DIE!

(Max's fingertips on his right hand turn into the barrels of guns)

Sophocles: OH SHIT!

(Sophocles ducks underneath a table)

Max: Perfect Gatling!

(Max fires his fingertip Gatling guns, destroying Sophocles' lab. Sophocles looks up at Max afraid of what'll happen next)

Max: I've grown bored of you already old man. I'm blowing this pop stand! (His back opens up to reveal a jetpack) Well…see ya!

(He flies through the roof and leaves)

Sophocles: Max! Come back! MAX!

(PB-01 Max flies to the outskirts of the town and lands on a tall hill that overlooks South Park)

Max: (Looking at the town) What is this place?

Damien: (From behind him) Welcome to the world, Max.

(Max turns around and sees Damien wearing a black cloak with his face covered by a hood)

Max: (Prepares his Perfect Gatling attack) Who are you?!

Damien: That's none of your concern for right now. But what is a concern is this…boy. Might I add that he's quite the perfect one at that.

Max: There's another perfect boy? Impossible! I'm the only perfect boy in this world! That's why I was created, for the sake of perfection! Who is this usurper boy?

(Damien takes out his crystal ball and shows Max images of Sir Justice)

Damien: His name is Sir Justice, and he's going to complicate any and all plans that I have for this pitiful world. That's why I brought you to life, Max. Because if someone like you is on my side, we can wipe this miserable piece of filth off the face of the Earth for good, and you can rule this world by my side as my second in command! What do you say?

Max: I say….Sir Justice….. (Gives a determined stare) BRING IT ON!

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(Intro song: Resonance by T.M Revolution)

(The intro starts with the town of South Park, and a strange shadow that looks like a teenage boy with red eyes looking down on the town from atop a hill)

(Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga mune wo sasu nara? Kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga ima kikoeru ka?)

(Enemy soldiers dressed in black are attacking the town and spreading chaos and destruction)

(Roku ni me mo awasazu unmei ni made karandeku Yukisaki moro kabutteru kuenai yoru wo hashire)

(The main characters that include teenage versions of Samuel/Sir Justice, Kurt/Smith the Kid, Bridgette/the Singing Angel, Ursula/Samurai of Light, Wendy, Bebe, the Mysterion, the Coon, Professor Chaos, Stan, Kyle, Craig, Tweek, Token, Clyde, Red, and Annie among others that I won't reveal because spoilers, charge into the town ready for the fight of their lives. They all fight off the soldiers)

(Fukaoi shisugita mabushisa ga warui yume ni tsuzuite mo)

(The shadowy teen from earlier appears along with his 13 commanders that I also won't give away because spoilers. Our heroes look at each other, smirk, pull out their weapons and fight)

(Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga mune wo sasu nara Kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga ima kikoeru ka? Deatta wake wa dou datte ii mikitsukerarete Fureta shunkan no kizu no fun dake tashika ni nareru)

(The shadowy teen steps forward ready to face our heroes, and they prepare to clash as the title of the fanfic, "The Legend of Sir Justice and the South Park Saints" appears)

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(Cue Untouched by the Veronicas)

(It's the morning after PB-01 Max escaped from South Park Laboratories)

Sam: (Running down the street happily with his arms outward)

Sam (v.o): I've been living in South Park for almost two months and things have been going swimmingly. Not only is my alter ego Sir Justice becoming a legend around here, but I feel that my life in general is going a whole lot better here than in Houston

Sam: (Jumps up) YEAH!

(I go oh oh! You go ah, ah! La la la la, la la la la. I can't lie lie lie lie lie lie! I wanna wanna wanna get get get what I want, don't stop. Gimme, gimme, gimme whatcha got got. 'Cause I can't wait wait wait any more more more)

(We got some shots of Sam hanging out playing Call of Duty with Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny at Kyle's house)

Sam (v.o): So far, I've made quite the number of friends. Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny are a cool bunch to be around, and they treat me like one of the guys. It feels great.

(Don't even talk about the consequence. 'Cause right now you're the only thing that's making any sense to me. And I don't give a damn what they say or what they think, think. 'Cause you're the only one who's on my mind. I'll never ever let you leave me. I'll try to stop time forever. Never wanna hear you say goodbye. Bye)

(More shots: This time of Wendy and Sam watching a movie at her house)

Sam (v.o): I feel like Wendy and I have gotten closer as we started to hang out more, especially after the Stupid Spoiled Whore debacle a few weeks back. Don't get any ideas, though, I still like her as a friend.

(Cut to a shot of Doug Testaburger teaching Sam how to play darts on the deck of the Testaburger residence)

Sam (v.o): Anyway, I also managed to get closer to Wendy's father, Doug. We did get off on the wrong foot, you know leaving through the bathroom window and lying about buying Wendy a thong and all that, but we put our differences aside and he's actually a pretty cool guy. Now even though the likes of Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Doug, and Wendy are a-okay in my books. I can only think of a few people that I like hanging out with just as much if not more…Wendy's friends.

(I feel so untouched right now and I want you so much that I just can't resist you. It's not enough to say that I miss you. I feel so untouched right now, need you so much somehow. I can't forget you. Been going crazy from the moment I met you….Untouched, un…And I need you so much)

Sam (v.o): Ever since the whole thing with Justin, the girls have been obsessed with my Sir Justice persona, and even more obsessed with the real me. No joke, I've been going on dates with these girls left and right. Sometimes I couldn't tell if these girls knew I was Sir Justice the whole time and wanted to thank me for saving their skins, or if they legitimately thought I got cuter, or if they just loved me now that I started to make money from the Store Justice store. But I didn't care either way. Besides, I enjoy the company.

(We get screenshots of these dates. The dates that Sam when on are as follows…

(Date #1: Red and Sam going miniature golfing)

(Date #2: Heidi and Sam eating at a restaurant and they're clinking glasses)

(Date #3: Annie and Sam are going swimming in Stark's Pond)

(Date #4: Bebe and Sam are riding the Ferris Wheel at the fair and enjoying a fireworks display)

(Date #5: Esther and Sam are watching a 3D movie at the theatre)

(Date #6: Millie and Sam are going horseback riding and Millie is teaching Sam how to ride a horse properly)

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(Cut back to present day, Untouched fades out, where Sam is skipping down the street happily until he enters downtown)

Sam (v.o): So, I kicked Trent and Justin's asses and took their names, made lots of friends, and am making oodles of cash from Store Justice. From here on out, it's going to be nothing but smooth sailing.

(He then sees Cartman sitting on a bench in front of Mel's Buffet. Cartman looks upset, so Sam decides to sit next to him and have a talk)

Sam: Hey, Cartman.

Cartman: Uh, hey there Sam.

Sam: You look down, buddy. What's wrong?

Cartman: I don't really want to talk about it.

Sam: It's okay, you can talk to your old pal Sam about it.

Cartman: Okay, fine, but only because you keep hounding me about it. It all started about two days ago when I played my new "Investigative Reports with Bill Kurtis" board game with Stan, Kenny, and Kyle. First of all, they couldn't understand the game and it was getting frustrating that they couldn't understand the rules. Then I told them how poor people are ruining the country.

Sam: Isn't Kenny poor? Dude, you could've hurt his feelings.

Cartman: All I said was that poor people are always on welfare, when they have babies they add to overpopulation, and they want people like you and me to pay for them with our tax dollars.

Sam: (In his mind) Doesn't he know that we don't pay tax dollars? We're fucking ten! (Out loud) Those are some pretty valid points you have for having a dislike for poor people, but it's still not nice of you to say such things especially in Kenny's presence.

Cartman: I was just stating my honest opinion. That's why our forefathers gave us the freedom of speech, right? So that way we could say whatever we want and not get chastised for it. Anyway, I told those three guys that they were too immature for me, and I decided to look for more intelligent folks that understand politics.

Sam: So what did you do?

Cartman: Yesterday, I went onto an internet chat room and went into one that said, "Men Who Like Young Boys."

Sam: (Sees something wrong with that sentence) Oh boy!

Cartman: (Ignores him) I come all the way out to Mel's Buffet today to meet this guy named Tony for breakfast. When I first met him everything was fine. Everything was good. I was getting backrubs and boxes of candy, and I loved him.

Sam: (Still seeing things wrong) Well fuck.

Cartman: (Still ignoring) A few minutes later what happens? The FBI come along and arrest him saying that they monitored our chat. This is so unfair!

Sam: Dude, the FBI arresting this Tony guy was a good thing! You should be thanking them!

Cartman: Why on God's green Earth would I do that?

Sam: This Tony guy could've raped you! He's a child molester, god damn it! The girls almost got fucking raped by Justin a few weeks ago. I don't want to have to start worrying about you now!

Cartman: Quit your bellyaching, Sam! I'm fine!

Sam: I'm telling you, man, if you mingle with people like them, they are going to eat you alive! Both literally and figuratively! (Leans back on the bench) I'm just glad the police caught this Tony character you're talking about before any real harm came to you.

(Just then the same Tony guy, a brunette man with a green and yellow plaid shirt, is with a group of people walking down the street)

Cartman: Hey, look Sam, it's the same guy I was telling you about.

Sam: So that's Tony, eh? I wonder what a perv like that is doing outside of the confines of his jail cell. (Turns to Cartman) Excuse me, Cartman, I'll be right back.

(Sam leaves and heads into an ally way)

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(We then cut to the group of people and Tony walking down the street, when Sam/Sir Justice drops from out of nowhere to confront them)

Sam/Sir Justice: Halt! Where are you gentlemen going with that pervert (Points at Tony)!

Man #1: Oh, look at this adorable little boy!

Man #2: He looks so adorable in that costume.

Man #3: Why don't you have a seat and I'll rub your feet (Advances)

Sam/Sir Justice: (Whips out one of his paintball guns) Take one more step and I'll blast these paintballs somewhere that the sun doesn't shine!

Man #3: Oh ho ho! We've got a fighter.

Sam/Sir Justice: My name is Sir Justice: South Park's true defender, and slayer of all that is rotten in this world!

Man #3: Oh, Sir Justice! You're that little boy that saved those other boys from that bully, and who saved those little girls from getting raped.

Sam/Sir Justice: So you know of my heroic deeds, eh?

Man #3: Of course. You're becoming a little legend around here, Sir Justice. I'd be honored to massage your feet. And maybe give you a back rub, and a dinner at a five star restaurant.

Sam/Sir Justice: (Cocks his paintball gun) Don't even think about it, bub! Who are you guys anyway?

Man #3: We are the North American Man Boy Love Association, also known as NAMBLA! I am their leader, Elliot G. Welles.

Sam/Sir Justice: Well that explains why you freed that no good dirty diddler (Points at Tony).

Tony: You know, someone like you would be a great icon for NAMBLA! A poster boy if you will. What do you say?

Sam/Sir Justice: Golly! I get the chance to be the symbol of an infamous organization that says sex with little boys is okay? Well, I say…..fuck off! I'm not interested, and I never will be!

Elliot: See, that's what we love about boys like you, Sir Justice. You've got spunk. And we want you to bless us with your spunkiness. We want to feel spunk surround us until we can't take it anymore. (Gets on his knees and holds his arms open) Please, cover us in your amazing spunk!

Sam/Sir Justice: (Gags) Stop talking about my spunk! Just…just stop talking all together!

Elliot: (Gets back on his feet) So you're really not interested in being a part of NAMBLA?

Sam/Sir Justice: Not even if my life depended on it!

Elliot: Suit yourself. But you don't know what you're missing. Later, Sir Justice!

(The group of pedophiles known as NAMBLA leave the scene)

Sam/Sir Justice: (Talks to himself) So great, we have a gang of pedophiles roaming South Park now. What could be worse than that?

(Just then, Red, Bebe, and Annie come out of a store across the street and they see Sir Justice standing there)

Annie: It's Sir Justice! Oh my god, It's Sir Justice! OH MY GOD!

Bebe: Sir Justice, we love you!

Sam/Sir Justice: Not good! Not good! Not good!

(He runs away and the three girls give chase)

Red: Marry me, Sir Justice!

(The three girls chase after Sir Justice, but when they turn a corner, regular Sam comes out of the alley way)

Bebe: Hey Sam! Did you see where Sir Justice went?

Annie: Yeah, you can't miss him. He's wearing all orange has a falcon mask.

Sam: Uh I think he went that way! (Points in a random direction)

Annie: Thanks.

(The three girls go in the direction that Sam pointed and they disappear)

Sam: Now that that's over, time to stop NAMBLA!

(Sam sees Cartman walking down the road and he follows him. Sam eventually catches up to Cartman and they talk some more)

Sam: Cartman, where are you heading?

Cartman: I'm going to South Park Laboratories. One of the professors there is a guy named Mephesto. I'm going to ask him where I can find some older friends.

Sam: Mind if I come with?

Cartman: By all means.

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(The two boys hurry up to South Park Laboratories and they see some police cars leaving the premises)

Sam: I wonder why the police was here?

Cartman: Who cares? I'm going to see Mephesto. You go on and…do the…Sammy things that you do.

(Cartman goes down a hallway and Sam explores the building. It's then he sees an open door leading to Dr. Sophocles' lab. Sam pokes his head in the door and sees Sophocles stressed out smoking a cigarette. Sam also sees that Sophocles' laboratory is in shambles. He has a 10 year old boy with him. This boy is well groomed with brown hair, blue eyes with black glasses over them, a white polo shirt, blue jeans, and black sneakers)

Sophocles: I just don't know what to do. PB-01 Max was my life's work, and now he's gone. The whole reason I made him was so I can experience the joys of parenthood like what your parents experience, Cody, my nephew. But now that Max has gone off on his own as a rogue robot, I don't know what's going to happen, to him and to the world.

Cody: Don't worry, Uncle Sophocles, you can always make another one. I'll help you.

Sophocles: Thank you, Cody. You are a great nephew, and an even better kid.

Cody: I try.

(Cody and Sophocles turn to see Sam looking in)

Sam: Oh, sorry, I…uh…was waiting for a friend who had business to take care of here.

Sophocles: Cody, is this boy a friend of yours?

Cody: No, uncle.

Sam: Yeah, this is the first time we've met.

Cody: Well then, allow us to introduce ourselves, old sport. My name is Cody Oppenheimer, and this is my uncle, and one of South Park's most renowned scientists, Dr. Sophocles Oppenheimer!

Sam: Wait, you two are a part of the Oppenheimer family? From what I hear, you guys are, like, the richest family in town.

Cody: Glad to see that you know who we are.

Sam: Well, my name is Samuel Cooper! Most people just call me Sam or Sammy though.

Cody: Well I think Samuel is just fine, old sport! (Shakes his hand)

Sam: I can't help but see you two in some kind of distress. What's going on.

Cody: Uncle, would you like to explain?

Sophocles: Certainly. It all happened last night. I was making my final preparations on my latest experiment. That experiment was the perfect boy: PB-01 Max. He would be perfect in combat, intelligence, and social skills. But last night, something happened and Max came to life. He shot up my lab, hence the mess, and then he just disappeared. I don't know where he is, but if he has the ruthlessness that he showed me last night, this world just got a whole hell of a lot less safe.

Sam: I see. Do you have any kind of idea as to what might have happened?

Sophocles: No. I really don't know. He just came to life at complete random.

Sam: I don't know how I can help, but I do know someone who will. Have you two ever heard of Sir Justice?

Cody: Yeah, he saved some boys from a guy named Trent Boyett. And after that, he saved some girls from this Justin fellow.

Sam: That's right! Well, I've been friends with him for quite a while. I'll tell Sir Justice about your robot, and he should take care of him.

Sophocles: That would be great.

Sam: I can't guarantee you that Sir Justice will bring your robot back in one piece, however. He believes that if something is truly evil, it must be purged.

Sophocles: That's okay. I can always repair him.

Sam: Great. What did you say his name was, again?

Cody: The robot's name is PB-01 Max.

Sam: Excellent. I'll tell Sir Justice about your problem, and he should get right on it.

Cody: We'd appreciate that, old sport. Thank you.

Sophocles: Yes, you're really great.

Sam: Well, I'd better go. Goodbye.

Cody: I'll escort you to the exit, Samuel.

Sam: Thanks, Cody.

Cody: My pleasure. I have to get home soon anyway. I'll see you back at home, Uncle Sophocles?

Sophocles: Okay, Cody. See you there. Thanks for swinging by Samuel.

Sam: No problem. Bye.

(Sam and Cody leave, and they find Cartman waiting for them by the entrance)

Cartman: Where have you been?

Sam: Just figured I'd do a little exploring. I even got a chance to met someone. Cartman, meet Cody.

Cody: Hello, old sport. The name's Cody Oppenheimer.

Cartman: Oppenheimer, like, the richest family in town Oppenheimer?

Cody: The very same.

Cartman: Well, it's an honor to be in your presence, dude. The name's Eric Cartman, but people just call me Cartman.

Cody: Hello, Eric. (He shakes hands with Cartman)

Sam: So, Cartman, how did your talk with this Mephesto guy go?

Cartman: It went very well. He told me where I could find some mature friends.

Sam: Where?

Cartman: An organization called NAMBLA!

(Sam and Cody's faces drop)

Cartman: I'm sure there's at least one person there who wants to be my friend. They usually have a little meeting at the South Park Inn around this time. I'm going to go there right now, bye now!

(Cartman leaves and Sam and Cody follow. Cody decides to walk with Sam to his house so that they can learn more about each other)

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(We cut to the NAMBLA meeting at South Park Inn)

Elliot: Fellow members of NAMBLA. As you know, we continue to be discriminated against. Recently, the FBI has started to arrest men who are doing nothing more than trying to start a sexual relationship with a young boy. And now that all ethnic groups, homosexuals and women's are protected under civil rights laws, we want the same!

Members: Yeah!

(Cartman then enters the room and takes a seat somewhere)

Elliot: What we need is proof that young boys want to be members of NAMBLA. That they want love from us. We need a poster child to show the world that it is a beautiful and wonderful thing and a…(Sees Cartman) Oh hello, can we help you?

Cartman: Yes, I'd like to join your fine organization. Is that cool?

Elliot: You do?

Cartman: Sure.

Elliot: (Looks up to the heavens as if he's about to cry) Oh, thank you, Jesus!

Cartman: (Smiles) Sweet!

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(We cut back to Sam and Cody walking and talking in the suburbs of South Park)

Cody: So you came all the way from Houston, Texas?

Sam: Correct. Houston was a pretty cool city, so when I moved up here to the quiet mountain town of South Park, it was quite the transition. I managed to adjust though, and it's not that bad of a place.

Cody: Yeah, South Park's a nice town when you get past its flaws. So your friend Ursula that you were telling me about, she fences too?

Sam: Yeah. Why, do you?

Cody: I dabble. I don't know why, but I've always been drawn to swords. I honestly feel that they're better than guns. More traditional, you know?

Sam: I guess. So, I don't see you around South Park Elementary. Where do you go to school?

Cody: I go to South Park's School for the Gifted. It's a private school on the other side of town. It's so amazing. It's like a piece of Harvard that school. There are so many clubs and classes, and for lunch, we get meals like Shrimp Alfredo, Surf and Turf with a side of mashed potatoes, a personalized pizza. Lunch is always my favorite time of day because of the meals they serve.

Sam: Awesome. We only get day old hot dogs or fish sticks from the freezer in our school. On most Fridays, the lunch ladies run out of ideas for meals, so they just take any leftovers from previous days and blend them together to make some kind of parfait.

Cody: I like parfaits.

Sam: Not the ones that the lunch ladies serve trust me.

Cody: Okay then.

Sam: So how long has your uncle been a scientist?

Cody: Since before I was born. He's helped create some of the most amazing vehicles and robots in recent years. He sells them to organizations like the Army and NASA, and then collects the profit. He moved up to South Park about three years ago to start his own business. His first project was this perfect boy you keep hearing about.

Sam: PB-01 Max?

Cody: Correct. For three years he's putting his heart and soul into creating it. Now that Max is just running rampant in this world for no known reason, that's three years of work down the drain. When I met my uncle this morning, he was highly upset. I felt so bad for him when he told me that his project just up and left.

Sam: I can only imagine how he feels. Working for three years on something, only for it to turn against you and try to kill you.

Cody: It sucks. Hopefully this Sir Justice guy you're talking about can either get Max back to us, or destroy him if he's causing nothing but discord. Like Uncle Sophocles said, he doesn't mind rebuilding it.

Sam: Yeah.

(Suddenly, a man in green and blue armor with long brown hair runs across the street in front of them, not paying the two boys any mind)

Cody: That's him! That's Max!

(Cody follows after Max)

Sam: Cody, wait!

(Cody disappears around the corner)

Sam: Well, now's a good a time as any!

(He jumps into a tool shed, and comes back out as Sir Justice)

Sam/Sir Justice: Let's rock!

(He follows after Cody)

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(In another part of the suburbs of South Park, PB-01 Max stops at an alleyway with a wooden fence on both sides to look around (Think of this location as the Lane form Ed, Edd, n Eddy))

Max: (To himself) Sir Justice, I don't know where you are. But when I find you, I will kill you. Nobody is more perfect than I am.

Cody: Max!

(Max turns around)

Max: Who are you?

Cody: I'm Professor Sophocles' nephew, Cody Oppenheimer. From what I've heard, you went rogue. What is all of this?

Max: I'm on the hunt for the one they call Sir Justice. Apparently he's even more perfect than I am. I think that's impossible. There is nobody more perfect than I. I was built as the perfect boy. Anyone more perfect than I am is looking to take that title away from me. I must find Sir Justice and destroy him.

Cody: Don't you think you're going a bit far with this? Come back to the lab with me. Dr. Sophocles will fix you.

Max: I have no intention to go anywhere with someone like you. In fact, I'm getting rather bored of this conversation. (His fingers turn into the barrels of guns) You are in the way of my hunt for Sir Justice. And I promised myself that if anyone got in my way…(Aims his gun hand at Cody) They'd be dead where they stood.

Cody: Max, don't!

Max: Perfect Gatling!

(Max fires his Perfect Gatling attack, but Sam/Sir Justice appears as he jumps over the fence on Cody's right. He grabs Cody and they jump of the fence on the left just before the Perfect Gatling attack could make its mark. Sam/Sir Justice and Cody land in Stan's backyard. Stan is trying to mow the lawn when he sees the two boys land in his backyard)

Cody: Are you Sir Justice?

Sam/Sir Justice: Yes I am. Stay here, citizen, I'll take care of this.

(Sam/Sir Justice leaves Cody in Stan's backyard, and jump back over the fence to face Max)

Stan: Was that Sir Justice?

Cody: Yeah, he's facing off against PB-01 Max: The perfect boy!

Stan: Sir Justice getting into another fight? This I got to see!

(Cody and Stan peek over the fence to watch the battle. Other onlookers begin to watch the battle over their respective sides of the fence. They include, Kyle, Wendy, Bebe, Kenny, Annie, Butters, Red, Millie, Craig, Tweek, Kevin Stoley, Heidi, and Clyde)

Max: So you're the Sir Justice that I've been hearing so much about?

Sam/Sir Justice: The one and only, bucko.

Max: I see. Let's see if you live up the hype that everyone is talking about. Get ready! (Prepares his Perfect Gatling attack)

(Before Max could fire off his attack, Sam/Sir Justice sees a large piece of ply wood. He pickes it up and throws it at Max, catching him off guard. Before Max could get his bearings straight, Sam comes at him fast)

Sam/Sir Justice: Justice Jump Kick!

(Sam/Sir Justice kicks Max square in the chest and sends him back a bit)

Max: Smart. But let's see if you're smart enough to get your way out of this!

(Max uses opens up his jetpack and flies high in the sky. Once he's high enough, he uses his arm cannon and aims at Sam/Sir Justice)

Max: Power Grenade!

(Max fires a fast blue ball of energy right at Sam/Sir Justice, who dodges out of the way just in time. Max fires another one, and another one, and another one. Sam/Sir Justice dodges all but the last shot. The impact of that attack sent Sam/Sir Justice flying. He gets back up on his feet though and looks up at Max)

Max: Finally landed a hit!

Sam/Sir Justice: You'll have to forgive me. My skills at dodging are a little rusty! (Takes out his water gun) Mach 2 Water Jet!

(He fires a blast of water upward at PB-01 Max, who takes out an actual lightsaber, not a toy like what Sir Justice has, and deflects the water blast)

Max: My turn! (He uses his jet pack at full power and flies downward at Sir Justice, ready to hit him with his lightsaber) Superior Slash!

(Max swings his sword multiple times and Sam/Sir Justice dodges all of them)

Sam/Sir Justice: Guess I'm not so rusty after all! Rapid Fire Aqua Grenade!

(He fires three water balloons from his slingshot, and they actually hit Max)

Sam/Sir Justice: Now to let nature take its course. Any moment now you'll be rusted out!

Max: I should think not!

Sam/Sir Justice: Huh?

Max: (Charges at Sam/Sir Justice fast) Automaton Punch!

(The punch hits Sam/Sir Justice in the stomach, causing him to double over in pain)

Max: Automaton Upper Cut!

(Max uppercuts him, and sends Sam/Sir Justice flying. He hits the ground with a thud)

Sam/Sir Justice: Hey, what gives? Why aren't you rusting?

Max: I was built with an alloy that prevents rusting.

Sam/Sir Justice: Of course you are. (He gets up and wipes blood from his mouth)

Max: You still want more? You just don't know when to quit, do you?

Sam/Sir Justice: Heroes never know when to quit! (Takes out his paintball guns) Paintball Barrage!

(He fire paintballs in Max's face, catching him off guard. As Max wipes the paintballs from his face, he sees Sam/Sir Justice charging at him with his toy lightsaber. Max quickly grabs hold of the lightsaber and snatches it way from Sam/Sir Justice)

Max: Nice toy. (He snaps the toy lightsaber in half and drops the pieces to the ground) Oops, it's broken! I'm sorry.

Sam/Sir Justice: I don't need that to take care of you.

Max: You know, I'm not going to lie, I expected more of a challenge from someone like you. You are far from perfect, my friend. You're not even close to perfection. I can't believe I'm wasting my time with a wretch like you.

Sam/Sir Justice: I've heard enough out of you! (Takes out his paintball guns) Splatter Blaster!

(The red and blue paint streams of Sir Justice's Splatter Blaster attack come at Max fast. Max, however, flies upward to dodge the attack. It's then that he prepares his Gatling gun)

Max: Perfect Gatling!

(Max fires his Perfect Gatling attack downward at Sam/Sir Justice, who hides behind a dumpster. Eventually, Max stops his attack and comes back to ground level)

Max: You bore me. I think it's time for an imperfect pest like you to just disappear…forever!

Sam/Sir Justice: Huh?

Max: Get ready, I've saved my best attack for last!

(PB-01 Max's chest opens up to reveal a huge cannon. It starts to charge up energy. Sam/Sir Justice looks frightened as does the kids that are watching this brawl take place)

Sam/Sir Justice: (Hops the fence to get into Stan's backyard)

Cody: Sir Justice, what is going on?

Sam/Sir Justice: HIT THE DECK!

Max: (Not noticing that Sam/Sir Justice left) My ultimate attack: DISINTEGRATION BEAM!

(A huge blast of white energy fires from the cannon on Max's chest, the onlookers of the fight cover their eyes from the blinding light of the cannon. The beam itself seemed to stretch for miles, and anything in its path was completely vaporized. After a while, the attack ceased and Sam/Sir Justice jumps back over the fence to finish the fight)

Max: So I guess even my Disintegration Beam wasn't enough to finish you.

Sam/Sir Justice: I'm like a roach, pal! I'm hard to get rid of.

Max: Apparently so. But do you want to know what I think. I don't think you're ready to fight someone like me.

Sam/Sir Justice: What do you mean?

Max: Since you are held in such high regard, I was expecting greater weapons, faster movements. I was expecting more of a challenge. (He turns away from him and opens up his jetpack) The fact that I got some good hits in with ease, and the fact that you have mere toys as weapons just shows me that you're not the fighter I thought you were. I'd be glad to fight you again once you get better at fighting.

Sam/Sir Justice: Where do you think you're going! I'm not done with you.

(Sam/Sir Justice charges up at him, but Max flies away into the horizon)

Clyde: Well, I'm glad that's over with.

Butters: Yeah.

(The kids go back to their activities and Cody hops over the fence to meet Sir Justice)

Sam/Sir Justice: (Thinking to himself) I need to get better tools to help me in my fights. I don't want to let Cody or Dr. Sophocles down.

Cody: Hey, Sir Justice, thanks for saving me back there.

Sam/Sir Justice: No problem, citizen. I just have to figure out a way to get stronger so I can give this Max fellow a fight to remember.

Cody: I'd love to help you out, sir, but I have to get home. I have fencing class tonight and I can't be late. Farewell, Sir Justice.

Sam/Sir Justice: Farewell, little citizen.

(Sam/Sir Justice uses his wrist mounted grappling hook to a tree branch and flies away. As Cody walks away, the likes of Bebe, Red, Annie, Millie and Heidi jump over their respective sides of the fence, and watch Cody walk away)

Annie: Hey, that's Cody Oppenheimer, correct?

Red: Yeah. He's, like, the richest kid in the whole town!

Annie: And isn't his uncle, Dr. Sophocles Oppenheimer, one of South Park's best scientists?

Heidi: Yeah. Why?

Annie: I think Cody can help us. Follow me.

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(In another part of the South Park suburbs, Cody is approached by the five girls)

Red: Hey, you there.

Cody: Well hello there, ladies.

Red: Are you Cody Oppenheimer?

Cody: Why yes I am. How can I help you?

Annie: We were watching the fight against Sir Justice and this Max guy. He said that Sir Justice needs better tools to fight him, right?

Cody: Yeah?

Annie: And you're an Oppenheimer, so your uncle must be Sophocles Oppenheimer, correct?

Cody: Correct.

Annie: Do you think he can make some tools for Sir Justice.

Cody: He might, why don't you girls go ask him. He should be at South Park Laboratories right now. I'll take you girls to him right now.

Red: You don't need to show us the way.

Cody: Nonsense. I can't have pretty faces like yours go to the lab all by yourselves. Something might happen. I don't mind, I can take a little detour from my house. Come along, now.

(The five girls follow Cody to the labs)

Millie: We don't need an escort.

Bebe: I don't mind. Besides, this guy is cute.

(The other four girls snicker and giggle amongst themselves)

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(We cut to the town's photography studio, the Photo Dojo, where the members of NAMBLA are having photos taken of their new poster boy, Cartman)

Member #1: Just a few more pictures, Eric. You make a perfect poster child.

Cartman: (Wearing a red speedo and does some poses in front of a curtain that says, "I Love NAMBLA") Thanks, dude.

Elliot: Hey, Eric, we have a surprise for you. We want to have a big luncheon and dance tomorrow honoring you as our new poster child.

Cartman: (Continues to pose) Really? Awesome!

Elliot: Yes, and we want you to invite all of your male friends.

Cartman: (Continues to pose) Sure, I have some friends who want to be mature. (Under his breath) Excluding people like Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Sam of course.

Elliot: (Overhearing him) Hang on now, Eric, it's rude to exclude. We insist that you invite those four boys you're talking about too.

Member #2: Yeah. I'm sure they're not that bad.

Cartman: (Continues to pose and sighs) Okay, fine, have it your way. I'll invite them too, but don't expect much out of them.

Elliot: Okay. So, after this, go invite your little friends, and we'll get the hotel ready for tomorrow. Tomorrow at 1:00, we want you and your friends to be at the South Park Inn's ballroom.

Cartman: Sweet! I'll be there dude!

Elliot: (Smiles) Excellent!

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(We cut to that evening in the South Park Junkyard. Damien has set up his hideout there. Damien has a meeting with PB-01 Max)

Damien: I can't believe you didn't kill Sir Justice.

Max: Sir, I have a good reason for…

Damien: (Cutting him off) I wanted Sir Justice dead, never to be seen again, cease to exist! Weren't those my exact orders?

Max: Sir Justice is nothing more than a joke. He used nothing but mere toys in battle, and I was able to make some good hits on him with ease. Sure he dodged, but not often. The point I'm making is that if you want me to fight someone that you say is, "more perfect than I am," the least you can do is tell me if he's a worthy adversary.

Damien: I don't have to tell you shit! Where do you get off telling me what to do? I'm the boss and you're my underling, not the other way around. I don't care if you would rather kill someone with equal power to yours, I just want Sir Justice dead! Not bruised! Not injured! DEAD! I don't want you to let Sir Justice off easily again or there will be consequences. Do you understand?

Max: Yes sir.

Damien: Good. My only worry is that now that you let Sir Justice get away, he has time to come up with a plan of action to take you down the next time you meet. But I'm sure that whatever he has up his sleeve, you can handle it easily.

Max: Certainly.

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(We cut to the next morning, where Cody, Bebe, Millie, Red, Annie, and Heidi are walking up the street with six wrapped gifts in tow)

Cody: I hope Sir Justice likes this stuff.

Red: Don't worry, he will.

Cody: So, do you girls know where we can find Sir Justice?

Annie: We don't know where do find him, but we do know someone who does. And we told him to meet us here.

(Just then, they see Sam skateboarding down the street)

Bebe: There he is now!

Sam: (Stops in front of them) You guys wanted to see me?

Bebe: Yes, we figured after the fight with that Max guy, we'd help out Sir Justice by giving him some sweet new tools.

Cody: We went to my uncle's lab and he built some things that might help him out.

Heidi: We figured since you know Sir Justice, you might hand deliver this stuff to him personally.

Annie: (As the six of them give Sam their gifts) Merry Early Christmas!

Sam: This is very thoughtful of you to give Sir Justice some tools. May I take a look?

Annie: Sure. But be careful unwrapping the gifts so we can re-wrap them.

Sam: I will.

(He opens up Annie's gift first: A metal disc with Sir Justice's logo on it)

Annie: Click the logo.

(Sam clicks the logo and the disk opens up to form a shield)

Sam: Whoa!

Annie: That shield is made from the hardest metal there is. It's so tough that it won't even make a dent if an elephant stomps on it.

Sam: Nice!

(He opens Heidi's gift next: A small orange backpack with a cord. He pulls the cord and a pair of giant falcon wings pop out, complete with feathers)

Heidi: In case Sir Justice ever needed to take the fight to the skies.

Sam: Kick ass!

(He opens up Red's gift next: An actual lightsaber. He presses a button, and a blue beam of light shoots forth. And guess what, the hilt is a lightsaber too! Think Kylo Ren's lightsaber if you will)

Red: A much better lightsaber than that weak little toy he had, if you ask me.

(Next is Millie's gift: A pair of gloves with strong armor on the back of them. The armor appears to be made of the same material the shield is made from)

Millie: You know, in case his opponent is someone with hard armor like Max. I don't want him to hurt himself after punching a foe like that.

(Bebe's gift is next: Two uzis that are painted orange and black to match Sir Justice's color theme. The uzis come with bullets)

Bebe: Dr. Sophocles modified the gun so its bullets travel faster than normal, and so its range can be longer than usual.

(Finally, there's Cody's gift: Small discs that are meant for the bottom of Sir Justice's shoes)

Cody: These are voice activated speed discs. If Sir Justice puts these speed discs on the bottom of his shoes, he'll be able to run super fast. We tested it, and he could run up to 150 mph!

Heidi: (Chiming in) Still have a bit of motion sickness.

(She gets queasy and throws up in a nearby trash can)

(Sam is moved by his friend's generosity)

Sam: (To himself) Amazing. They care about my persona so much that they went out of their way to give him these new tools. I'm touched. (Out loud) Thank you, everyone. I'll be sure to give Sir Justice these whenever I see him.

(He wraps the gifts back up in the wrapping paper)

Sam: Well, I'd better head off. Thanks again, Sir Justice will be glad to get stuff like this from his fans. See you around.

The six kids: Bye!

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(Sam skateboards off with his gifts. He was able to keep his balance and hold the gifts at the same time. He decides to take a shortcut through the park. Once he enters the park, he sees Cartman talking to the likes of Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Butters, Clyde, Craig, Tweek, Token, Kevin, Scott, and Timmy)

Sam: I wonder what Cartman is up to? (Skateboards up to the crowd of boys to join in on the conversation)

Cartman: (Notices Sam) Hey, Sam. Glad you showed up, I was about to make an announcement.

Sam: What's the big announcement, buddy?

Cartman: My people at NAMBLA told me that they're throwing a luncheon in my honor today at the South Park Inn, and they want me to invite all of you!

Butters: A luncheon? Oh goody!

Clyde: Count me in!

Sam: You guys can't be serious? NAMBLA means nothing but trouble! They're nothing but a group of…

Craig: Oh put a sock in it, Sam!

Tweek: Yeah! You big party pooper!

Stan: How bad could it be?

Sam: Just trust me! I know about NAMBLA! If you go to this party, you will all forever regret it!

Cartman: I think someone is just jealous that he's not the poster boy for NAMBLA.

Sam: Oh please!

Cartman: Why don't you just swallow your pride and come with us to the party? If you do, I'll forgive you for doubting my decision on joining NAMBLA. I forgave Stan, Kenny, and Kyle. What do you say?

Sam: I will never go to this party!

Cartman: (Shrugs his shoulders) Alright, have it your way. But don't come crying to us when you end up alone and friendless. Come on, everyone, let's go get ready for the party.

(The group of boys leave)

Sam: (To himself) Don't those idiots know that they're making a big mistake? (Sigh) Well, I guess it's up to me…again! But I can't take on a big organization like NAMBLA alone. I need to assemble my own little posse. First things first, I got to get my costume on.

(He goes into a port-a-potty with his six gifts and puts on his costume and gifts. The speeds disks are on the bottom of his shoes, his uzis and lightsaber are latched onto his belt, his wingpack is on his back, he has his armored gloves on, and his shield is on his right wrist since the left is occupied by his grappling hook)

Sam/Sir Justice: Cody's Boots, activate! (The speed boots turn on) With these speed boots, I should be able to get around town much faster. First stop, South Park Hills!

(Sir Justice races off to South Park Hills to get Cody)

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(South Park Hills is the rich part of town with many mansions, clean roads and properties, and cobblestone streets. Sir Justice/Sam loses traction on the streets and wipes out. He ends up crashing right into a mansion door. Coincidently, this mansion is Cody's)

Cody: (Opens the door and sees Sir Justice) Oh, Sir Justice! How've you been, old sport.

Sam/Sir Justice: Very fine. I got your speed boots! Very effective way to get around. But that's not why I'm here. I'm here because there's an evil organization that wants to molest the little boys of the town. This organization's name is NAMBLA! I can't take them on alone. I need your help. Would you like to assist me in taking down NAMBLA?

Cody: NAMBLA? I think my parents told me about them. Sure, I'll help you. Just let me look at my schedule. (He takes out a piece of paper) Steven Universe comes on at 11:00, but I can always record that on DVR. My parents scheduled a massage for me at 2:00. Fencing class doesn't start until 5:00. I get back home at around 7:00, which is when I take my bath, and then…

Sam/Sir Justice: ARE YOU FREE OR NOT!?

Cody: Hang on! Rome wasn't built in a day! (Goes back to his schedule) Let's see, I could have my parents move my massage to 3:00. The session only takes about 30-45 minutes. So yeah, I'd say I'm free until 3:00.

Sam/Sir Justice: Perfect! Come on, let's go!

Cody: (Shouts to his mother as he grabs his fencing sword from a closet) Mother! Move my massage to 3:00, please! I have to help Sir Justice save the boys of the town from being molested!

Mrs. Oppenheimer: (From another room) Okay! Don't forget to pick up milk!

Cody: Let's go!

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(The two boys leave for the suburbs. In said suburbs, Cody and Sir Justice are on their way to Bebe's house)

Cody: Bebe said that she was heading home after we delivered the gifts to you. She said that she, Red, Annie, and Heidi were going to head back to her house to binge watch Gravity Falls.

Sam/Sir Justice: What about that other girl, Millie.

Cody: Ballet lessons!

Sam/Sir Justice: Okay then.

(Eventually, they make it to Bebe's house, and they knock on the door. Mr. Jeffrey Stevens answers the door)

Jeffrey: Hello?

Cody: Hello, Mr. Stevens. My name is Cody Oppenheimer. You know Sir Justice, I bet.

Jeffrey: Yes! (He hugs Sir Justice) Thank you so much for saving our daughter, as well as everyone else's daughter, from that monster, Justin.

Sam/Sir Justice: It was my pleasure, Mr. Stevens, sir. So, is Bebe home?

Jeffrey: Yes. She's in her room with her friends watching Gravity Falls.

Sam/Sir Justice: May we see them?

Jeffrey: Of course. Bebe! Someone's at the door for you and your friends.

(Bebe, Red, Annie, and Heidi come downstairs)

Bebe: What is, daddy?

(She looks to see Sir Justice at the door)

The four girls: SIR JUSTICE!

Bebe: Oh my god! He's actually here! At my house! My house!

Annie: I am so jealous of you right now.

Bebe: So, what brings you here, Mr. Justice, sir!

Sam/Sir Justice: The boys of South Park are in danger, there's a group called NAMBLA, and…

Red: You need our help to take down NAMBLA?

Sam/Sir Justice: That's right.

Bebe: We'd love to come with you! We'll help you anyway we can!

(Jeffrey seems interested as well)

Jeffrey: Did you say, NAMBLA was here in South Park?

Sam/Sir Justice: Yeah.

Jeffrey: (Gets an angry expression on his face) Joey…he was my best friend when I was a kid. NAMBLA got him! He hasn't been the same ever since that day at the park. His perspective on love was so warped that he didn't know what to think. He was so confused and depressed that he took his own life. I blame NAMBLA for what they did to Joey, and I can never forgive them! Something must be done!

(Jeffrey runs upstairs to his bedroom. He takes off his glasses, puts in some contact lenses, puts on a pair of badass sunglasses, grabs his childhood baseball bat labeled, "Lucielle" from underneath his bed, grabs a leather jacket from a coat rack and puts it on, and heads back downstairs. The six kids look at Jeffrey in shock and awe, never having seen this side of him before)

Heidi: Where the hell is this coming from?

Bebe: If mom were here right now, she would be so turned on right now. I know it.

Annie: (Blushing) I wouldn't blame her.

Jeffrey: (Looks at Sam/Sir Justice) I'm coming with you…for Joey!

Sam/Sir Justice: (Not sure how to react to Jeffrey's shift in attitude and personality)….Okay.

Jeffrey: Those NAMBLA bastards are going to pay. Let's do this thing!

Sam/Sir Justice: (Still shocked) Okay…uh…follow me to the next location, everyone.

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(The group of seven leave Bebe's house and head for the next location, Mr. Garrison's house to enlist Mr. Slave. On the way there, they see Leon, the Sixth Grade Leader from Pre School, playing basketball in the front yard of his house. Leon turns his attention to Sir Justice's posse)

Leon: Hey, superhero dude!

(The posse turns their attention towards Leon)

Sam/Sir Justice: Hey, you're that kid who helped me fight against Trent Boyett! I see you've made a full recovery from that Texas Chili Bowl.

Leon: Yeah. It wasn't easy, but I pulled through. So where are you guys off to?

Sam/Sir Justice: I'm forming a little coalition to fight against NAMBLA: An infamous group of pedophiles. You want in?

Leon: Sure. I've got nothing better to do. Just let me grab my hockey stick, and I'll be ready.

(Leon puts his basketball away and grabs a hockey stick and four golf clubs)

Leon: I'm ready. (He gives the golf clubs to Bebe, Red, Annie, and Heidi) Something to defend yourselves with.

Annie: Gee, thanks!

Sam/Sir Justice: Alright. Forward march!

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(The group of eight go to Mr. Garrison's house. They knock on the door, and Mr. Herbert Garrison opens the door)

Mr. Garrison: Hello everyone. (Sees Jeffrey dressed in his badass clothes) Bebe, why is your father dressed like that?

Jeffrey: For one reason, and one reason alone…revenge!

Mr. Garrison: Okay then. Why are you all here?

Sam/Sir Justice: Is Mr. Slave home?

Mr. Garrison: He's in our room reading. You can visit him if you want.

Bebe: Thank you.

(The group go into and Mr. Garrison's bedroom, where they find Mr. Slave reading the Karma Sutra. He sees a page he likes)

Mr. Slave: Oh ho ho! Jesus Christ!

Sam/Sir Justice: (Chimes in) Soooooo…you're reading the Karma Sutra?

Mr. Slave: Oh, Jesus! You startled me. Hey, aren't you that same guy who helped me and Wendy put an end the Stupid Spoiled Whore trend a few weeks ago?

Sam/Sir Justice: Yes, my name is Sir Justice! There's no time for idle chit-chat! The boys in the town are in great peril! They are going to a luncheon held by the infamous NAMBLA!

Mr. Slave: Oh sweet Jesus! Now the boys are in trouble?!

Sam/Sir Justice: Unfortunately, yes. We want to know if…

Mr. Slave: (Goes into his closet and takes out a whip)…I can join you all in knocking NAMBLA down a peg or two. You bet!

(The group of eight look at the whip)

Red: Why do you have a whip in your closet, Mr. Slave?

Mr. Slave: Red, when you get older, you'll learn that there are many things that turn people on.

Sam/Sir Justice: Okay then. All we need now is to get Wendy and our circle will be complete. Come along, everyone!

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(The group of nine head for Wendy's house. Upon arriving, they knock on the door and Wendy answers)

Sam/Sir Justice: Hello, young citizen!

Wendy: Sir Justice? (In her mind) Drop the act already, Sam. I know it's you. (Out loud) What brings you here?

Sam/Sir Justice: NAMBLA. An evil organization hell bent on molesting the young boys of the town. Think of the incident with Justin, only a whole lot worse.

(Just then Doug comes at the door)

Doug: Sweetie, who is it? (Sees its Sir Justice) Oh hey, Sir Justice, right?

Sam/Sir Justice: Yup!

Doug: Come inside you all! (The group of nine enter the house) What brings you by?

Sam/Sir Justice: NAMBLA is about to have a luncheon, and they're inviting the young boys of the town as guests. Something is telling me that they're going to molest those boys by the end of the day. I don't know your stance on pedophiles and the like, good sir, but we were just asking your daughter if she'd like to join us in stopping these freaks.

Doug: Count me in! Pedophilia is not right. As a proud father, I cannot bear the thought that our children are in danger. I mean, what if it was my little Wendy that these pervs were going after? I'd be glad to help.

Wendy: You know what, Sir Justice. I'm in as well. Just hang on.

(Wendy leaves the living room and heads upstairs to her room. The group of ten follow and wait for Wendy to leave her room)

Doug: Wendy, are you okay?

Wendy: Are you all near my door?

Sam/Sir Justice: Yes.

Wendy: I need you all to back away.

(The group of 10 do as they're told and then…)

POW!

(Wendy's bedroom door pops right off of the hinges, and out comes Wendy dressed in a pink sleeveless karate gi with a white belt, black hair tied in a pony tail, and her pink hat replaced with a pink headband)

Sam/Sir Justice: Damn, girl!

Wendy: Pedophiles are a disgrace to society, and they must be stopped.

Bebe: Awesome! Come on, Wendy, let's get to it!

Wendy: Don't call me Wendy for right now, Bebe. Call me the Fuchsia Tigress!

Sam/Sir Justice: Hey, who's the real superhero here?

Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: What? Can't you share the limelight just a little bit, Sir Justice?

Sam/Sir Justice: Very well.

Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: After taking that hard blow to the face from Justin, it made me realize how weak I truly was, so I couldn't help my friends, the people I cared about. I never wanted to be in that position ever again. So I had my dad enroll me in karate lessons, I picked up the techniques fast, and now I'm ready to fight.

Mr. Slave: You go, girl.

Sam/Sir Justice: So I guess no weapons for you?

Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Nope. All I need to deal with these NAMBLA fucks are these (Raises her fists)

Sam/Sir Justice: I see. (Looks at Doug) What about you.

Doug: I'm with my daughter. I'll let my fists do the talking when it comes to awful men like these.

Sam/Sir Justice: Alright. I think 11 people is all we need to take on NAMBLA.

Cody: Not quite, old sport. There's one more person that I'd like to get on our side.

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(We cut to the South Park Inn, where the dinner party is beginning in the ballroom)

Elliot: (Speaks into a microphone at a podium) Fellow NAMBLA members, it is great to see you all here. It seems like we have finally found a city that won't oppress us.

(The NAMBLA members cheer)

Elliot: First and foremost, I want to recognize Eric Cartman for putting us in touch with all of you young and handsome boys.

(Everyone, including the boys, applaud Cartman)

Cartman: Thank you. Thank you very much.

(Cartman sits back down at his table with some NAMBLA members, Kenny, Stan, and Kyle)

Kenny: Dude, this is boring.

Stan: Yeah, I thought this club of yours would have more meat to it. More activities, talk about sports, maybe a movie.

Kyle: (Stands up and yells) Hey! When are we going to get some action, huh?!

(The NAMBLA members get lustful grins on their faces)

Elliot: Oh my! What a gift from God. We'll get right to activities very soon, I assure you. But first, I'd like you all to get acquainted with us. So grab a partner everybody, one boy and one man per group. It's time we turn down the lights and dance.

(Romantic music plays in the background, and the boys dance with the NAMBLA members, unaware of what's actually happening)

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(Meanwhile, our band of 11 heroes enter South Park Labs)

Cody: Uncle Sophocles! Your favorite nephew is here!

Sophocles: (From another room) I'm right in here, Cody.

Cody: Come on.

(The group goes down the hall the cafeteria, where Sophocles and Mephesto are setting up for some kind of meeting)

Mephesto: Thank you for helping me set up for my NAMBLA meeting, Sophocles.

Sophocles: I had nothing better to do.

(Just then, the group of 11 enter the cafeteria and see rows of chairs and a banner that reads NAMBLA)

Sam/Sir Justice: NAMBLA!

Leon: (Steps up) Don't worry, boss, I got this! RAH!

(He charges at Mephesto with his hockey stick, and when he swings it, Mephesto blocks the attack with his cane)

Mephesto: Saw that attack coming a mile away.

Sophocles: Cody, what is all of this? Why did you bring all of these people here?

Cody: (Looking at the banner) Uncle, are you a part of NAMBLA?

Sophocles: What? No! But my colleague Dr. Mephesto is.

Leon: You heard the man, get him!

(Mephesto whacks him in the head with his cane before Leon can do anything)

Mephesto: It's not what you think.

Sam/Sir Justice: Yeah right. I see the banner right there! (Points at it)

Mephesto: No, look closer! (Points at smaller print on the banner) This version of NAMBLA is known as the North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes. I would never dream of hurting children like that. Ever!

Cody: It all makes sense now.

Mephesto: Wait, don't tell me that the other NAMBLA is here in South Park.

Sir Justice/Sam: Unfortunately, yes. That's why I rounded up all of these folks here. So they can help me take them down.

(Leon regains consciousness and walks over to Sam/Sir Justice's side)

Leon: Do you know the other NAMBLA?

Mephesto: Know them? Me and my group have been fighting with those sick bastards for years. Have they hurt any of South Park's children yet.

Sam/Sir Justice: Not that we know of. Which is why we have to work fast. Would you two like to join us in the fight?

Sophocles: Like I said. I have nothing better to do. Plus it'll be a great way to let off steam after all the stress that has befallen me recently.

Mephesto: I'm in too. It'll also be a great way to teach them a lesson for stealing our domain name. Just give me one moment first.

(Mephesto goes to his lab and comes back with one of his recent genetic experiments: A being with a kangaroo's legs, arms, and ears, and a lizard's tail, torso and head)

Leon: Awesome…

Mr. Slave: Jesus Christ!

Heidi: What am I even looking at?

Mephesto: Say hello to my latest experiment: The Lizaroo! With the kicking power of a kangaroo, and strong tongue of a lizard, this is the perfect fighting machine!

Sam/Sir Justice: Alright, a strong group of 14. Those NAMBLA fuckers don't stand a ghost of a chance. Alright guys, I think you know what time it is?

Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Ass kicking time?

Sam/Sir Justice: (Grins) Oh yeah, ass kicking time!

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(Cue Where the Hood At by D.M.X)

(Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at? Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at? Oh, them niggas actin' up?! Where the wolves at? You better BUST THAT if you gon' pull that (x2) YO! YO! YO! YO! YO! YO! YO! YO! YO! YO!)

(Sam/Sir Justice and his squad are walking down the street all slow-mo and badass. Sam/Sir Justice and Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress are leading the troop and they are looking determined as hell.

(Sophocles offers cigarettes to Jeffrey, Doug, Mr. Slave, and Mephesto and all but Doug take one)

(Annie, Red, and Heidi are fawning over Sir Justice, but Bebe is looking at Cody with a shy expression on her face. Cody looks at her as if something is troubling her and Bebe turns away)

(Leon does some poses as he's walking to try and look more intimidating…but he falls on his face during one of them. He gets back up though)

(The last shot is a shot of the Lizaroo's blank expression on its face. A fly flies by and the Lizaroo uses its tongue to eat it)

(As the music fades out, the squad of 14 are still walking slow-motion…and a civilian just walks past them at normal speed. They really are walking slow motion)

Cody: Hey, Sir Justice? Why are we walking in slow motion?

Sam/Sir Justice: I thought it would make us look cooler. And it does! We look awesome!

Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: But we're wasting precious time.

Sam/Sir Justice: Oh, damn, you're right Wendy. We've wasted 15 minutes walking like this. For all we know, those NAMBLA assholes could've had their way with those boys by now. We'd need a miracle to get to the South Park Inn now…and I think I have that miracle.

Sophocles: What's that?

Sam/Sir Justice: You'll see. Everyone form a line behind me, and hold hands with the people in front of and behind you.

(The rest of the group does as they're told. The group of 14 form a chain by holding each others' hands)

Sam/Sir Justice: Alright, everyone, hold on tight. Cody's Boots, activate!

(The speed boots turn on)

Sam/Sir Justice: Alright, on the count of three, I take off.

(Everyone gasps)

Mr. Slave: He wouldn't.

Sam/Sir Justice: One…

Red: He would.

Sam/Sir Justice: Two…

Bebe: Get ready!

Cody: (With a high pitched voice) I'm not scared…

Sam/Sir Justice: THREE!

(With that, the group of 14 take off at lightning speeds down the street. Sam/Sir Justice has a look of determination on his face while everyone else is just holding on for dear life. Every time they turned a corner they were worried that they'd get whiplash or dislocate their arms)

Sophocles: Sir Justice, stop this crazy thing!

Mr. Slave: JEEEEESSSUUUUUUUUSSSSS CHRIIIIIIIIIISSSTTT!

Bebe: Urgh! My skin feels like it's going to peel right off!

Heidi: (Her stomach gurgles and she moans) Getting motion sickness! Someone let me off!

Cody: If I somehow survive this, I am never going on another roller coaster again!

Sam/Sir Justice: (Ignoring everyone's complaints) VICTORY! HERE WE COME!

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(Meanwhile, at South Park Junkyard, Damien is watching this all on his crystal ball)

Damien: Sir Justice is going after NAMBLA. No doubt he'll be tired after dealing with them. Max, now is your time to redeem yourself. Once Sir Justice deals with them, swoop in and go for the kill. Got it?

Max: Yes master, I promise I won't let you down again.

Damien: (Evil grin) Good.

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(Meanwhile, at the South Park Inn, the boys are still dancing with the men. Elliot then turns the music off)

Elliot: Alright, members, we've danced long enough. I think it's time for all of us to retire to our respective rooms and get to know these young boys.

(The NAMBLA members grin and giggle amongst themselves)

Clyde: They seem oddly happy about this.

Craig: They're probably just really excited about getting to know us.

Clyde: Yeah that's it.

Elliot: (Holds up a bowl with room keys in them) Okay, everyone, come up and grab your room keys, pick a boy you like, and we'll head upstairs.

(The NAMBLA members pick a boy and a room key and the get ready to head upstairs. As this is going on, Sir Justice and his posse arrive in the hotel's lobby. He busts through the front door and lands on his feet while everyone else crashes on the floor, almost too dizzy to get up)

Sam/Sir Justice: Have no fear, Sir Justice is here!

(He looks behind him to see his group in shambles. Heidi gets up and runs to a trash can to throw up)

Doug: I think I have whiplash.

Sam/Sir Justice: Oops. Sorry, guys. We just had to get here super fast before anything happened.

Annie: Don't worry. We understand.

(Just then, Sam/Sir Justice sees NAMBLA and the boys head into an elevator)

Sam/Sir Justice: Hey! Stop right there you NAMBLA fucks!

(Too late, the elevator doors close before Sir Justice can even get to them)

Sam/Sir Justice: Damn it! (He looks up at the screen above the elevator door and sees that they're heading for the fourth floor) Come on everyone, we can still catch them in the act if we take the stairs. Let's go!

(The rest of the posse gets their bearings straight as they get up and follow Sam/Sir Justice up the staircase)

(Meanwhile, the NAMBLA member and boys head into their respective rooms. After a while…

Boys: AAAAAHHHHHH!

(All of the boys run out of their rooms and meet in the hallway)

Stan: Dude! I think these guys mean to have sexual encounters with us!

Token: That Sam guy was telling the truth! Why didn't we listen to him!?

Kyle: Let's get the hell out of here.

(They run for the staircase, but they hear footsteps coming up them)

Stan: Oh no! There's more of them!

Tweek: Oh man, we're screwed! Our goose is cooked, man!

Craig: (Tears up in fear and hugs Tweek)

Tweek: Uh, Craig, what are you doing?

Craig: (Releases the hug) Nothing. I don't know what you're talking about.

Clyde: (The footsteps are getting closer) Crap here they come!

(The group of 14 make it to the top and Sam/Sir Justice does some poses)

Sam/Sir Justice: Success!

Cartman: Sir Justice!

Sam/Sir Justice: I'm glad to see you boys are alright. Now where are those NAMBLA bastards?

(The NAMBLA members come out dressed in the hotel's complimentary bathrobes to look for the boys)

Elliot: (Points at the boys) Hey look, there they are!

Member #1: And look, it's that Sir Justice kid from yesterday.

Member #2: And he brought some friends.

Elliot: So, did you decide to join us after all, eh Sir Justice.

Sam/Sir Justice: HA! HA! HA! HA! No…

Elliot: Then what the hell are you doing here?

Sam/Sir Justice: Maybe this will answer your question!

(He runs up to Elliot)

Sam/Sir Justice: Justice Jump Kick!

(He kicks Elliot right in the stomach and he goes flying across the hall)

Elliot: Oh it's on now! NAMBLA, attack!

(Elliot and the NAMBLA members clash with Sir Justice and his squad, and a fight begins)

Kyle: We have to hide guys!

Butters: (Holds open a door) In here fellas!

(The boys pour into the room so everyone can have their fight)

(With Cody, he's fighting a NAMBLA member who is using an umbrella as a weapon. The member's umbrella and Cody's fencing sword clash)

Cody: En garde! (They keep fighting and Cody pushes the member back) Touche!

Member #3: Oh fuck this

(He charges at Cody with full speed, only to be tripped by Bebe when she sticks her leg out. As the member falls flat on his face, Sophocles jumps on his back to do damage)

Bebe: Too easy.

Cody: (Blushing) Uh, thanks Bebe. That was pretty cool.

Bebe: (Smirks) Don't mention it, Cody.

Sophocles: Hey, I helped too.

Cody: Yes, Uncle Sophocles, thank you.

(With Jeffrey, he's taking down a NAMBLA member with ease, not letting him get up and rest)

Jeffrey: This is for ruining Joey's life! (Whacks him in the face with his bat)! This is for all of the pain we felt over the years (Whacks him in the balls)! And this is for being born in the first place you sack of shit (Whacks him in the stomach)!

(With Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress, she's engaged in hand to hand combat with a NAMBLA member. He throws a punch at her, but she blocks and does a counter attack)

Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Tiger Paw! (She grips his balls hard until the member starts to cry. When the NAMBLA member is powerless, she deals the finishing blow) Raging Kick!

(She does a roundhouse kick wish such ferocity is sends the NAMBLA member flying into the wall. As she's reveling in her victory, another NAMBLA member comes running up behind her)

Doug: Wendy, look out (Punches the NAMBLA member away from her).

Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Thanks dad!

Doug: I won't have anyone hurting my daughter. Not on my watch!

(With Heidi and Annie, they are fighting the good fight with their golf clubs raised)

Heidi: Come on, let's go! (A member runs up to her and she whacks him over the head with the club)

Annie: Fore! (Whacks a member in the balls and pushes him away) You guys are too easy.

(Suddenly, a strong and handsome NAMBLA member comes up to them. He decides to use his charms)

Handsome member: Hello, girls.

Heidi: Whoa, hotness!

Annie: (Cat calls) Talk to me, big boy!

Handsome member: I might be a member of NAMBLA, but I'm willing to try different things. What do you girls say we go out somewhere?

Red: Don't fall for it, guys!

(Red hits the handsome member in the face and he falls to the ground)

Red: Are you guys okay?

(Heidi and Annie stop their swooning and are confused)

Annie: Where am I?

(With Mr. Slave, he's giving some NAMBLA members quick lashes from his whip, one of the members seems to be enjoying it a bit)

Member #4: Oh yeah! Whip me good, big boy!

Mr. Slave: Shut up, pervert! This isn't meant to be enjoyable.

Leon: (Chimes in) Yeah, it's meant to be painful!

(Leon whacks the member in the face with his hockey stick and the member spits out a tooth)

(Three NAMBLA members charge at Dr. Mephesto and the Lizaroo)

Mephesto: Okay, Lizaroo, you know what to do.

(Whenever a NAMBLA member got too close, the Lizaroo would use its kangaroo legs to kick them away)

Mephesto: (Pats the Lizaroo's back) My beautiful fighting machine

(We finally cut back to Sir Justice and Elliot)

Sam/Sir Justice: Paintball Barrage!

(He fires paint balls at Elliot and he gets pushed back to a window at the end of the hallway)

Elliot: Damn, these jerks are too strong for us.

(Just then, Elliot looks out the window and sees Max wandering the hotel parking lot)

Elliot: Is that a little boy dressed as a robot? Well ain't he a cute one.

Member #2: Elliot, we could use your assistance.

Elliot: Stop the fighting! There's a little boy dressed as a robot out there.

Sam/Sir Justice: What!?

(Everyone hurries to the window and they see Max)

Bebe: Hey, it's that robot from yesterday.

Cody: Uncle Sophocles! It's Max!

Sophocles: It is!

Bebe: Wait, you guys know what that is?

Sophocles: Yeah, I created that. But something happened, and now Max is wandering around with no master.

Elliot: Come on, NAMBLA! Let's go get this boy!

(NAMBLA leaves the hotel for the parking lot)

Sam/Sir Justice: No, stop! That thing tried to kill me yesterday!

(NAMBLA doesn't listen and they continue to make their way for the parking lot)

Sam/Sir Justice: (To his posse) Come on! We have to hurry!

(The boys come out from hiding, hearing the commotion)

Clyde: What's going on?

Sam/Sir Justice: Max, the robot from yesterday is here. I'm going to go check it out.

Kyle: Wait for us, dude!

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(Sir Justice, his group, and the boys hurry outside. Once they all get outside, they see that Elliot has already tried to approach Max)

Elliot: Aren't you a cute little thing. So tell me, do you like dressing up as a robot?

Max: I thought I made myself perfectly clear. This isn't a costume I really am a robot. I am PB-01 Max: The perfect boy. I'm looking for Sir Justice. Do you know where I can find him?

Elliot: Why are you wasting your time looking for Sir Justice when you can be hanging out with me and my group? I bet even robots like you need a good shoulder rub. (He places his hand on Max's shoulder) What do you say?

Max: I say…..die! (He grabs Elliot's hand, throws him high in the air, and opens his chest cannon) Disintegration Beam!

(Max fires his disintegration beam attack right at Elliot)

Elliot: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(When the attack ends, Elliot is completely vaporized)

Handsome member: M-Master Elliot?!

Max: (Turns to the other NAMBLA members) Do any of you know where I can find Sir Justice?

Member #2: Like we'd tell a brat like you anything!

Handsome member: C'mon, guys! We'll avenge Elliot's death! CHARGE!

(The rest of NAMBLA charges)

Max: What a shame. It looks like you all have a death wish too. (His hand turns into his Gatling attack) It'll be a wish that I'd be glad to fulfill. Perfect Gatling! (He fires his Perfect Gatling attack at the rest of NAMBLA and promptly kills them all)

Annie: No way!

Cartman: He took out those guys with no problems.

Sam/Sir Justice: (Gets ready to face PB-01 Max)

Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Hey, where are you going?

Sam/Sir Justice: I'm going to face off against Max once and for all.

Doug: Are you crazy?!

Bebe: You've seen what that thing did to those NAMBLA guys. You don't stand a chance.

Sam/Sir Justice: Maybe you're right. But I do have the tools you guys gave me. I think I have a good enough chance with those. Just trust me. I'll be fine. I just ask that you all get as far away from this location as possible. Because a battle so great will occur, that I don't want you all to get caught in the middle of it. Understand.

(Everyone nods their heads)

Sam/Sir Justice: Good. Now go.

(Everyone leaves to hide and Sir Justice steps out from hiding to face Max)

Sam/Sir Justice: MAX!

Max: Well look who finally decided to show up. Sir Justice himself. (Points at the dead NAMBLA members) Do you see the men who lay dead before you? They didn't have to die. They could've lived on if you just showed yourself.

Sam/Sir Justice: Yeah, well they were pedophiles. And I think it was safe to say that if you didn't kill them, then we would've.

Max: Don't take away from my badass monologue. Oh whatever. It's not like it'll matter if you hear it or not. I'll still kill you in the end.

Sam/Sir Justice: I don't think so. I've gotten some new tools to assist me in battle.

(Cue This War is Ours by Escape the Fate)

Max: Is that so? Why don't you show them to me, right now in battle!

Sam/Sir Justice: Bring it on!

Max: (Prepares Gatling gun attack) Alright then. Perfect Gatling!

(He fires the attack)

Sam/Sir Justice: Cody's Boots, activate!

(He disappears before the attack could hit him)

Max: WHAT?!

Sam/Sir Justice: (Appears behind him and gets ready to punch) Fist of Millie!

(He hits Max with his fist and knocks him down to the ground)

Max: Why you! (He gets up and fires his Gatling gun again, but Sam/Sir Justice runs away again and hits him in the face once more) Stop that! (He fires his attack once more but Sam/Sir Justice dodges and hits him again. Before Max knows it, he's taking a flurry of punches from Sam/Sir Justice) Enough of this! (Opens his jetpack and flies away)

(We have to find a better way Out of this tragedy As the battle rages on Blood stains the ground we're on My ears hear only screams Brave soldiers are dying One Spartan stands alone and shouts This war is ours….This war is ours!)

Sam/Sir Justice: You can't run from me! (He opens the wingpack) Wings of Heidi, let's go! (He flies upward after Max)

Max: (Looks down at the advancing Sir Justice) Still stalking me, eh? Very well then. (Compartments on his arms and legs open up to reveal missile launchers) Magnificent Missiles!

(He fires his missiles and Sam/Sir Justice dodges all of them with ease)

Max: What is this?!

Sam/Sir Justice: Fist of Millie!

(Punches him down onto the roof of the South Park Inn)

Max: (Looks up at Sam/Sir Justice as he gets up and prepares his Gatling attack) Perfect Gatling! (He fires it)

(Yes, I will see you Through the smoke and flames On the front lines of war We have to find a better way And I will stand my ground until the end Till we conquer them all We have to find a better way.)

Sam/Sir Justice: (Opens his shield) Annie's Shield! (He blocks the Perfect Gatling attack and when the attack ends, he flies downward at Max. He takes out his uzis) Bebe's Bullets!

(He fires the uzis. Max takes out his lightsaber, and blocks all of the bullets successfully. Once his attack ends, Max flies upward at Sam with his lightsaber)

Max: Superior Slash!

Sam/Sir Justice: (Takes out his lightsaber) Red's Blade!

(The rivals clash blades with each other a couple of times. During the last clash, though, Max pushes Sam/Sir Justice back to ground level)

(Through the fire and the flames A sea of dead drives men insane We march the fight into the cold This is as far as it will go The battle ends on top of here This is where we conquer fear On blackout armed with our swords This war is ours. (YEAH!). This war is ours.)

Max: (Comes down at Sam/Sir Justice) Automaton Punch!

Sam/Sir Justice: (Runs away with Cody's Speed Boots before Max has a chance to hit him, and he runs to the top of the South Park Inn)

Max: Who's running away now?! (Gets out his arm cannon) Power Grenade!

(He fires three power grenades, and Sam/Sir Justice uses his Wings of Heidi to get away and fly high into the sky)

Max: Quit your running, and accept your fate, Sir Justice!

(He flies after Sam/Sir Justice on his jetpack)

(Yes, I will see you Through the smoke and flames On the front lines of war We have to find a better way And I will stand my ground until the end Till we conquer them all We have to find a better way. Till we conquer them all! (Instrumental))

(The two rivals take their fight to the skies. Max is using his Perfect Gatling, Power Grenade, and Disintegration Beam attacks, while Sam/Sir Justice is using his Bebe's Bullets attack, Paintball Barrage, and Mach 2 Water Jet. They are dodging all of the attacks with ease. They decide that a hand to hand approach is better)

Max: Automaton Punch!

Sam/Sir Justice: Fist of Millie!

(The two punches collide, and the impact was so great the two of them fall back down on the parking lot)

(Meanwhile, Damien is observing the fight on his crystal ball back at the junkyard)

(Yes I will meet you. Through the smoke and flames. On the front lines of war. And I will stand my ground until the end. Till we conquer them all. We will conquer them all! We will conquer them all! We will conquer them all! (Instrumentals))

(With the boys and the rest of Sir Justice's squad, they watch from a distance as the two rivals fly back up into the skies to resume their fight)

Bebe: I'm worried about Sir Justice, daddy.

Jeffrey: Don't worry, Bebe. I'm sure he's doing fine.

Sophocles: Yeah, but my I built Max for the sole purpose of being the perfect boy. That includes being perfect in combat.

Kyle: So for all we know, Sir Justice is getting his ass handed to him.

Cody: I wouldn't be so sure. I've seen the look of determination on his face when he fought against Max yesterday. He's not the type of person to go down that easily, I can feel it in my blood.

Heidi: I'm with you, Cody. He held his own against someone like Justin, I think he can do the same with this guy.

Kenny: Yeah. I think he can do this!

(Everyone continues to look on, especially Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress)

Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Sam…please be okay.

(We cut back to the fight, as both of them are getting a little tired and are once again in the parking lot)

(This war is ours! Yeah! This war is ours! Yes, I will see you! Through the smoke and flames! On the front lines of war!)

Max: I'll give you this, Sir Justice. You're doing a lot better than the last time we fought.

Sam/Sir Justice: I'll take that as a compliment.

Max: But it's time we end this fight.

Sam/Sir Justice: Let's finish his!

(The two rivals fly up to the skies one more time, this time higher than before)

(And I will stand my ground until the end! Till we conquer them all!)

Max: Power Grenade!

(He fires his Power Grenade attack at Sam/Sir Justice)

Sam/Sir Justice: Annie's Shield! (He uses the shield to knock the attack away)

(So I will fight my battle till I fall! And I conquer them all! Till we conquer them all! (War! [Repeat: x7])

Max: DIE! (Opens his chest cannon to prepare his Disintegration Beam)

Sam/Sir Justice: Same to you, buster! (He charges up his Splatter Blaster attack) SPLATTER BLASTER!

Max: DISINTEGRATION BEAM!

(The two attacks collide and the two rivals enter a power struggle. After a while though, Sam/Sir Justice's Splatter Blaster prevails and breaks through Max's Disintegration Beam. The attack hits Max and he falls to the ground)

Max: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

CRASH!

(Music fades out as we cut to the junkyard)

Damien: (As he's watching form his crystal ball) Such power! I need to come up with a better plan.

(As Max gets up, Sir Justice/Sam floats gracefully back down to ground level)

Sam/Sir Justice: You've had enough?

Max: (Glares at Sam/Sir Justice, when suddenly, he hears Damien's voice in his head)

Damien: Max…that's quite enough for right now. Return to me now! We'll regroup and form a new plan.

(The voice disappears)

Max: Well, Sir Justice. It's been fun, it really has been. But the boss is calling me. We'll continue this duel the next time we meet. Farewell!

(Max flies away on his jetpack, and Sam/Sir Justice watches as he flies away into the distance. Everyone comes back to see Sir Justice)

Token: Hey, what happened?

Sam/Sir Justice: Max had to leave. Something about his boss calling him. I don't know who his boss is or what he has planned, but I think it's safe to say that this fight is over for now.

Red: You did awesome, Sir Justice.

Leon: Yeah. You held your own and came out on top. Great work!

Stan: I just wish Sam was here so we can apologize to him for not believe him about NAMBLA.

Sam/Sir Justice: Don't worry. I'm sure he knows.

Tweek: Thanks for saving our skins back there, Sir Justice.

Sam/Sir Justice: I can't take all of the credit. We have my little squad to thank too.

Mr. Slave: It was nothing. We were glad to be of help.

Craig: Come on, everyone, let's go home.

(Everyone leaves, but Sam/Sir Justice stays looking into the direction that Max took off in)

Cody: Sir Justice, aren't you coming?

Sam/Sir Justice: Yeah.

(He follows everyone else)

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(That night, Max returns to the junkyard to meet Damien)

Max: (Gets on one knee) Master Damien…

Damien: This is why I wanted you to kill Sir Justice earlier…so that he couldn't get new tools like what he used just now and easily beat you.

Max: I would've kept fighting, but you wanted to see me.

Damien: But he would've beaten you eventually had you stayed and fought. That's in the past though, right now, I want to talk to you about my new plan. See, Sir Justice has made two enemies since his arrival to South Park.

(He shows Max his crystal ball, and it projects an image of Trent Boyett and Justin)

Damien: Meet Trent and Justin: Two poor unfortunate souls that faced Sir Justice's wrath. They're now rotting in a prison jail cell.

Max: Why are you showing me this, sir?

Damien: I want to get those two on my side. But to do that, I need you to break them out of prison.

Max: Understood.

Damien: I also have my eyes on this person.

(The crystal ball projects an old lady sleeping in her bed)

Max: Who is that?

Damien: That is Ethel Stotch. From what I've heard from my father, this lady is bad to the bone. And she just so happens to be coming to South Park sometime next week. I could use someone like her. I've been monitoring her for a while to see if she really was all that.

Max: Why are you showing me, sir?

Damien: I just figured I'd not only give you your next mission, but also give you a sneak peak at who you'll be working with. So, do you understand what you have to do?

Max: Yes. Break these Justin and Trent guys out of jail.

Damien: Good. Sir Justice, wherever you are, you'd better beware…because I'm coming after you.

TO BE CONTINUED…

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(Credits theme: Bakusou Yume Uta from Soul Eater)

(Yotei chouwa wo kechirasu noizu iru youni katto niramu gankou. Shinobikonda gareeji de yumemiteta ano koro to kawaranu haato. Sou kyou to onaji ashita nante konee ze ore binkan ni bakusou. Utau shinzou kanaderu biito ikiteiru tashikana akashi wo.)

(Shot #1: Sam is entering Whistlin' Willy's Restaurant for a party that's being held by the boys of South Park as a way to apologize for not believing him about NAMBLA. They are playing games, eating pizza, and having a great time)

(Te ni shite ha ushinatte te ni shite ha ushinatte. Utsurou toki no naka de hito shirezu namida shita yoru mo.Subete ha koko ni atte subete ga tada jibun de.
Sousa mada ikeru hazu daro)

(Shot #2: Sam is now at Bebe's house, hanging out with the girls, binge watching Gravity Falls, eating buckets of popcorn and having a great time)

(Kegarenaki hikari ga yamiyo wo tsuranuite
Kono toki ga towa da to ima inochi ga sakenderu
Hora kokoro no oku ni itsumo kimi ga utsuru yo
Mamorubeki shinjitsu wo tada daiteyukunda
Riyuu nantenai sa furueru tamashii yo aa)

(Shot #3: Now Sam is at Cody's big fencing match. He's sitting in between Sophocles and Bebe, who wanted to tag along, and sitting in front of Cody's parents. Cody wins his round, takes off his safety mask, shakes his opponents hand, and does a victory pose. Sophocles and Sam applaud him, and Bebe has a big smile on her face, happy to see him win)

(Koukai ha nai nante daitai uso sa tsuba to basu shadou
Ukeirero sono bun tsuyoku nareba ii sa karamawatte mou ichido
Sou kyou no jibun wo gomakaseru hodo kiyou janee kizuku to
Ima omou kanjiteru kitto kotae nante arya shinai kedo)

(Shot #4: In the jail cell Justin and Trent are held in, they are playing a game of "Go Fish". Trent wins and smirks as Justin scatters the cards all over the place)

(Time for next episode's set up)

(Deatte ha wakarete deatte ha tsunagatte
Yorisou seishun no kirameki yo taai nai hibi de sae mo
Subete ha koko ni atte subete ga utsukushikute
Demo mada tatakatteru kara)

(Shot #5: The same old lady from Damien's crystal ball, Ethel Stotch, is entering a taxi cab with her luggage, ready to visit South Park. The taxi then takes off for the airport)

(Kurikaesu mainichi no aranami ni nomaretemo
Mada yume kara samenu oretachi ha koko ni iru
Itsumo kikoetekuru nakamatachi no koe ga
Kodoku wo furiharau youni tokai no kaze no naka
Tada iku shikanai sa shinjita ikiyou wo aa)

(Shot #6: Back in Houston, three kids are ready to board a bus. These three people are Kurt, Bridgette, and Ursula, Sam's other three friends. They nod at each other before boarding the bus)

(Kurt has brown eyes and brown hair, a long sleeve red and blue plaid shirt with a white undershirt, blue jeans, and black cowboy boots)

(Bridgette has long brown hair and blue eyes, white sandals, and a white sundress that goes down to her knees)

(Ursula has a black t-shirt with a red stripe, blue jeans, black shoes, and short black hair that's covered by a Houston Texans cap)

(Samayoinagara
Nanika wo kaeteiku tameni kawaru yuuki wo
Soshite nakushichainai nanimo kawarazu ni iru tsuyosa wo)

(Shot #7: Max is flying around the outside of South Park prison in the middle of the night, trying to figure out what the best way to bust Trent and Justin out is)

(Kegarenaki hikari ga yamiyo wo tsuranuite
Kono shunkan ga eien da to ima inochi ga sakenderu
Hora kokoro no oku ni itsumo kimi ga utsuru yo
Mamorubeki shinjitsu wo tada daiteyuke)

(Shot #8: Wendy is climbing the ranks in her martial arts class, and she eventually becomes a black belt. Sam, Doug, and Mrs. Testaburger are there with her. Sam and Wendy high five each other)

(Kurikaesu mainichi no kouha ni nomaretemo
Mada yume kara samenu oretachi ha koko ni iru
Itsumo kikoetekuru nakamatachi no koe ga
Kodoku wo furiharau youni machi no kaze no naka
Tada iku shikanai sa shinjita ikizama wo aa
Riyuu nantenai sa furueru tamashii yo aa)

(Final Shot: Sam, now dressed as Sir Justice, is standing on a cliff overlooking the town, wondering about where Max took off to, and what he'll do when he faces him again)

Question of the Chapter: What do you think of the scenes being divided with those lines as seen in this chapter?