South Park: The Legend of Sir Justice and the South Park Saints

by WildCard0531

Samuel Cooper is a young lad from Houston, TX. He also has a superhero alter ego known as Sir Justice. Watch as Sam goes through life fighting for his friends, the town, and later, the world. The reason I made this fanfic was because I was in the mood to make an anime esque adventure fanfic with South Park characters. Favorite if you wish. Enjoy! First entry in SPS Universe

5. Prologue 5: Rise of the South Park Saint

The Legend of Sir Justice and the South Park Saints: Episode 5: Prologue 5: Rise of the South Park Saints

(Author's Note: Time for the epic conclusion to the Prologue Arc! This was originally going to be a part of episode 4, but if I combined this episode with that one, then that episode would've gone on for way too long. So, I decided to split the episode up)

(It's nighttime at the South Park Junkyard, Damien walks up to his four henchmen carrying a letter in a red envelope with a wax seal)

Ethel: Hey, what do you have in that envelope?

Damien: Just a little letter I wrote just now that basically tells Sir Justice where to meet up at for his death! (Laughs evilly to himself)

Max: I don't know what a letter will do. If I were you, I would've just tracked down Sir Justice myself and shoot him on sight!

Damien: Of course you would. But I have my own way of doing things. (Looks at his four minions) Now I trust you all have been brushing up on your fighting skills?

Max: Yes. In fact, I think my Disintegration Beam attack got wider and longer last time I used it in training.

Damien: Excellent. (Turns to Justin) How are those tentacles treating you?

Justin: I think I'm getting the hang of them. I should be able to whoop some ass easily now.

Damien: (Turns to Ethel and Trent) How is my pyrokinetic and cryokinetic doing?

Ethel: I'm doing wonderfully! I'm ready to freeze General Faggot into submission!

Trent: And then I'll swoop in and make sure he's nothing but a big pile of smoldering ash! My goodness it's great to be able to create fire without the use of paper or beer!

Damien: That's what I like to hear. Now, I'm going to unleash this letter to the public, and when Sir Justice reads it, he'll come running to the location requested in the letter. When he gets there, we pull out all of the stops and beat him down until he's nothing but a quivering pile of jelly. I say we make this next battle a memorable one for Sir Justice… (Kubrick stare and evil grin) because it's going to be his last!

(Intro song: Resonance by T.M Revolution)

(The intro starts with the town of South Park, and Damien looks down on the town from atop a hill)

(Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga mune wo sasu nara? Kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga ima kikoeru ka?)

(Enemy soldiers dressed in black are attacking the town and spreading chaos and destruction)

(Roku ni me mo awasazu unmei ni made karandeku Yukisaki moro kabutteru kuenai yoru wo hashire)

(The main characters that include teenage versions of Samuel/Sir Justice, Kurt/Smith the Kid, Bridgette/the Singing Angel, Ursula/Samurai of Light, Wendy, Bebe, the Mysterion, the Coon, Professor Chaos, Stan, Kyle, Craig, Tweek, Token, Clyde, Red, and Annie among others that I won't reveal because spoilers, charge into the town ready for the fight of their lives. They all fight off the soldiers)

(Fukaoi shisugita mabushisa ga warui yume ni tsuzuite mo)

(Damien appears along with his 13 commanders (4 of which are Trent, Justin, Ethel, and Max). Our heroes look at each other, smirk, pull out their weapons and fight)

(Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga mune wo sasu nara Kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga ima kikoeru ka? Deatta wake wa dou datte ii mikitsukerarete Fureta shunkan no kizu no fun dake tashika ni nareru)

(Damien steps forward ready to face our heroes, and they prepare to clash as the title of the fanfic, "The Legend of Sir Justice and the South Park Saints" appears)

(It's a bright and sunny day, and Sam is over at Wendy's house having a barbecue with his friends, both old and new. Mr. and Mrs. Testaburger are chaperoning the whole thing. Butters is having a conversation with the likes of Heidi, Token, Red, Stan, Cartman, Kenny, and Kyle about what happened the night Sir Justice saved him)

Craig: So your grandmother was the one who was bullying you the whole time?

Butters: Yeah, and Sir Justice saved me the other night. He blasted my grandmother right out of the house. It was totally amazing!

Heidi: Is there nothing Sir Justice can't do?

Tweek: Well, Sir Justice is a guy, so he can't menstruate.

Heidi: That was a rhetorical question.

(With Sam, he's hanging out with Bridgette, Bebe, Cody, Kurt, Ursula, Clyde, Annie, and Wendy over by the table that has all of the food)

Ursula: So Sir Justice did it again last night, huh?

Sam: Yeah. He totally saved Butters life.

Bridgette: I just can't believe that Butters' grandmother is that mean. What drives people to being mean to children like that?

Ursula: Like I said, it's most likely a generational thing. They say that abuse is passed down from each generation. Let's just hope that this Butters kid's generation is the one that ends it.

Bridgette: Yeah.

Wendy: (Looks over at Butters) Don't worry, I'm sure Butters will be fine no matter what happens.

(Suddenly, the song Love Yourself by Justin Bieber comes on the loudspeakers that Mr. Testaburger set up)

Annie: Oh, I love this song!

Kurt: (Looks over at Annie and holds out his hand) May I have this dance?

Annie: (Blushes hard) Y-yes!

Clyde: (Holds out his hand for Bridgette) May I?

Bridgette: You may.

(The four kids go out to dance as Bebe and Cody look on)

Bebe: (Looks over at Cody) Isn't that precious?

Cody: Yeah. Those guys seem good for each other. (Looks over at Bebe) Uh, Bebe, do you want to dance for a bit…

Bebe: (Blushes) Okay!

(They go out and dance too)

Sam: (Looks over at Wendy) Want to go out there and dance too, Wendy, you know, as a friend. Nothing more, nothing less?

Wendy: (Smiles and shrugs her shoulders) Sure, why not.

(They go out to dance and Ursula is left alone. Red comes up to get some food, and she deicdes to start small talk)

Ursula: 'Sup?

Red: Hey. (She looks at her hat) Cool hat. You a Texans fan?

Ursula: Yeah. What's your favorite team?

Red: Not a big sports fan.

Ursula: Yeah. Football isn't for everyone. I understand.

(She sees Red grab a hot dog, so Ursula decides to pass her the mustard)

Ursula: Mustard?

Red: Thanks. (She takes the mustard)

(Everyone is having a great time just partying, dancing, and eating some good food. Doug Testaburger is grabbing a soda from the cooler when he sees something fall from the sky: A red envelope with a wax seal. The envelope falls into the area where the kids are dancing. Sam notices the envelope, and stops dancing with Wendy to pick it up)

Wendy: What's that?

(Everyone's attention is brought to the envelope and the music stops)

Sam: It's a sealed envelope.

Kurt: Open it up, see what's inside.

Doug: I don't know, kids. It's against the law to open someone else's mail, and an invasion of privacy (Too late, Sam already starts opening the envelope) Or ignore me. Sure, that's another thing you can do. (Turns away) Go on, break government law. You don't care why should I?

(Sam takes a letter out and reads it aloud)

Sam: Dear, whoever it may concern: If you know about Sir Justice's whereabouts, then find him, and tell him to meet us at South Park Cemetery, at midnight on the dot. Not a second more, not a second less. We look forward to his visit. Signed, Anonymous.

(Everyone gets nervous)

Cody: Who would write this letter?

Cartman: I don't know, but whoever wrote it wants to see Sir Justice alone. Is this an unfair fight, like 2 against 1 or something?

Butters: It doesn't matter if he's up against 100 enemies! I know Sir Justice can do it!

Wendy: (Notices Sam is nervous) Sam, are you okay? (To herself) Sam, you don't have to do this. If you have any sense at all, drop the Sir Justice charade, and don't give yourself up to whoever wrote this letter.

Sam: Yeah, Wendy, I'm fine. Well, like I said, I know Sir Justice. I'm going to give him this letter, and tell him what he has to do. Bye!

(Sam leaves the party for his home)

Heidi: So, what's going to happen now?

Annie: I'll tell you what's going to happen. (Everyone draws their attention to her) We're going to return the favor that we owe Sir Justice, and help him fight off whoever wrote this letter!

Clyde: Wait, this is happening, right now?!

Annie: You know it is, Clyde! Sir Justice needs us now more than ever!

Butters: But, Annie, the letter said that Sir Justice comes alone. If we go, then we're breaking the rule.

Annie: In life, Butters, you'll learn that some rules are meant to be broken.

Craig: Alright, so what's the plan?

Annie: Have you all prepared your costumes?

All: Yes!

Annie: Great. Then get your costumes, and bring them to my house! Cody, head down to South Park Laboratories and grab the weapons we've been working on!

Cody: Aye, aye, captain! I'll also inform Mephesto and Uncle Sophocles that shit is hitting the fan!

Annie: Good! I'll get in contact with Mr. Slave and Leon. Bebe, I trust that you'll tell your father about what's happening.

Bebe: Yup!

Annie: Alright. You all know your jobs. Meet at my place an hour before midnight, 11:00! Let's do it!

(Everyone cheers and gets ready for the evening ahead. Kurt, Bridgette, and Ursula run back to the South Park Inn)

Kurt: Sammy boy is in huge trouble! Did you girls remember to pack your costumes in case shit like this happened?

Ursula: Yeah, what about you?

Kurt: You know I did, Ursula!

Ursula: Nice!

Kurt: Get ready, girls, we might be without Justin, but four of the Houston Five is still a good team! (They speed off to the hotel to prepare for battle)

(Sometime before the battle, at about 10:30 at night, Sam stops by the church, steps into a pew, and kneels down)

Sam: (Does the sign of the cross and begins to pray) Dear God, please watch over me as I enter whatever I'm about to endure. I don't know who sent this letter, and I don't know why he wants me to meet him at the cemetery alone at midnight, but I do know that nothing good is coming from this. I just ask that you give me the strength to persevere over what awaits me at the cemetery. However, if I were to die doing this, please make my death quick and painless, and watch over the friends that I have made here in South Park. You know, make sure they are free from any evil, and make sure they live a prosperous life. That's pretty much it, God. Wish me luck.

(He does the sign of the cross and walks into the confessional booth. He comes out dressed as Sir Justice)

Sam/Sir Justice: Let's do it!

(Sir Justice runs out of the church and heads towards the cemetery)

(Meanwhile, 11:00 P.M rolls around, and everyone meets in front of Annie's house with their costumes in hand. The people there include Stan, Kenny, Cartman, Kyle, Butters, Bebe, Heidi, Red, Token, Clyde, Craig, Tweek, Wendy, Doug, Jeffrey, Mr. Slave, and Leon. They are all waiting for Annie to come out of her house)

Stan: Well, Annie did say to meet her at her place at this time. Where is she?

(Her front door opens and she's wearing her Stupid Spoiled Whore clothes again. Yup, the tube top, wrap skirt, sandals and all. The only thing missing is her make-up, and she has a blue wingpack on her now)

Annie: What's up?

Wendy: You still have those clothes?

Annie: Yeah. Since Stupid Spoiled Whore went out of business, I wasn't going to burn these clothes. I was going to keep them and then sell them years later for big bucks. But, since we're going to be fighting with Sir Justice, I figured I'd make this my new costume. What was once a slutty outfit, is now my battle gear! Just call me the Darling Dame!

Leon: So, that's your superhero name? The Darling Dame?

Annie: I couldn't come up with anything better.

Male voice: We think that name is just fine.

(Everyone turns to see Kurt/Smith the Kid, Bridgette/Singing Angel, and Ursula/Samurai of Light, right behind them)

(Smith the Kid has a black duster coat with a brown cowboy hat covering his hair. He's wearing a white t-shirt underneath the duster with blue jeans and brown shoes)

(Singing Angel has an eye mask with a crucifix on it, and a white choir dress. She also has diamond rings on her hands)

(Samurai of Light has a plain white mask, a white and blue kimono and red sandals and white socks)

Clyde: Who are you guys?

Kurt/Smith the Kid: I'm Smith the Kid! And these two ladies here are my comrades: Singing Angel and Samurai of Light! We received word that our friend Sir Justice is in trouble, so we came running all the way here to help.

Wendy: (To herself) They're friends with Sir Justice? Are they Kurt, Bridgette, and Ursula?

Bridgette/Singing Angel: I guess you guys are going to help Sir Justice as well?

Token: You know it. We owe him big time after all the times he saved our hides.

Bridgette/Singing Angel: Wonderful.

(Just then, Mephesto comes up in his car, and he comes out along with the Lizaroo, Sophocles, and Cody)

Cody: Weapon delivery!

(They open the trunk of Mephesto's car and they pull out crates of the weapons they've been working on)

Sophocles: Go on, everyone! There's plenty of weapons to go around!

(Everyone opens the crates and grabs a weapon)

Sophocles: (Turns to Smith the Kid, Singing Angel, and Samurai of Light) You guys can take some too if you're going to help us.

Ursula/Samurai of Light: Thank you, sir. We appreciate it!

(They take weapons as well. Everyone has a weapon of some kind)

Annie/Darling Dame: Alright, now that that's done. It's time we put on our costumes and get ready to fight!

Cody: Let's do it!

Annie/Darling Dame: Right!

(Author's note: It's long, be ready. Also, cue Brave Heart from Digimon Adventure)

Annie/Darling Dame: (Spins her uzis around and aims them at the camera, but not before she opens her wingpack, revealing two big blue butterfly wings with razor sharp edges) Darling Dame!

Kurt/Smith the Kid: (Straps a big Gatling gun on his back and puts some revolvers in his leather holsters) Smith the Kid!

Bridgette/Singing Angel: (Puts a microphone in her pocket, places a trumpet up her sleeve, straps some cymbals on her back, and puts on some diamond rings) Singing Angel!

Ursula/Samurai of Light: (Opens up two pink fans that have blades at the end of them. She closes them, and the blades merge to create two big blade) Samurai of Light!

(Nigetari akirameru koto wa daremo. Isshun areba dekiru kara arukitsuzukeyou. Kimi ni shika dekinai koto ga aru aoi hoshi ni. Hikari ga nakusenu you ni)

Wendy: (Puts on her gi, black belt, head band, ties her hair into a ponytail, and a pair of red boxing gloves that allow her to hit faster. Her gloves light on fire, and she does a pose) Fuchsia Tigress!

Butters: (Puts on his Professor Chaos costume and gauntlets that give him electrokinesis) Professor Chaos!

Stan: (He strips off his hat and coat to reveal a plain white t-shirt with a red badge that has the letter T on it. He also puts on a tool belt with a bunch of tools that Dr. Sophocles custom made, straps a powerful sledgehammer across his back, and puts on safety goggles) Tool Shed!

Kyle: (Puts on some blue sweat pants and kite t-shirt with shoulder pads underneath, as well as gray netting with a big kite stitched to it. The netting has a hole in it so that he can see and breathe. He finally puts on a pair of heat vision goggles Dr. Sophocles made) Human Kite!

(Tsukame! Egaita yume wo. Mamore! Daiji na tomo wo. Takumashii jibun ni nareru sa. Shiranai pawaa ga yadoru haato ni hi ga tsuitara. Donna negai mo uso ja nai Kitto kanau kara...show me your brave heart)

Kenny: (puts on a gray jump suit with a green letter M on it, and puts some briefs over the. He wraps a belt around the jump suit, and puts on brown boots, green gloves, and a dark purple cloak that covers his hair and some of his face. On the top of the cloak is a green question mark symbol) Mysterion!

Cartman: (Puts on a raccoon mask with raccoon ears and metal claws, a utility belt, and a red cape with the letter C on it, a raccoon tail, a white shirt with a capital C, and a gray jacket with gray pants) The Coon!

Heidi: (Puts on a pair of yellow cat ears, a cat mask, yellow cat paws with metal claws on both her feet and hands, a yellow furry cat costume with a white belly, and a yellow tail) Fatal Feline, meow!

Bebe: (Puts on a big red bow on the back of her head as well as a white button up shirt with the Stevens family crest on the left shoulder, a blue miniskirt, black socks that go up to her thigh, and white shoes. Her weapons of choice include a bag full of swords and knifes that's strapped to her back, and a flute that turns into a double lightsaber) Sharp Edge Stevens!

Red: (Puts on some silver knight's armor, sans for a helmet. She has a shield strapped to her back, as well as a sword, a quiver that carries tons of arrows, and two cross bows) Madame Knight!

(Hare no hi bakari ja nai kara tama ni. Tsumetai ame mo furu keredo kasa hirogeyou. Ikikata ni chizu nanka nai kedo dakara jiyuu. Doko e datte yukeru, kimi mo)

Token: (Puts a big plastic jug on his head, a blue shirt with plastic sleeves, metal gloves, a gray cape, red shoes, and a yellow utility belt that holds canisters full of strange substances. He straps a strange contraption on his back that connects to the plastic jug on his head) Tupper Wear!

Clyde: (Puts on a red and yellow striped wool hat, a wingpack that opens up as mosquito wings, a sharp and long stinger on his nose, brown pants, black shoes, red gloves, a blue sweater, and a bunch of mosquito robots attached to said sweeter. Some a black and some are brown) Mosquito!

Tweek: (Puts on a male cheerleader outfit that consists of a yellow sweatband, white pants with yellow stripes that go down the leg, a white shirt with yellow on the shoulders and the number 31 on the front and back of it, and white and yellow shoes. He has a giant yellow megaphone, a confetti launcher, pom-poms, and a fireworks launcher) Peppy Prince!

Craig: (Puts on a blue cap with a yellow brim backwards, black pants, a blue thank top with a yellow lightning bolt on, white sneakers, and a cold chain. His weapon of choice is a boom box that can shoot missiles, and they can transform into armor for his arms (Kind of like Nathan Copeland from No More Heroes 2)) DJ C-Rage!

(Hashire! kaze yori hayaku. Mezase! sora yori tooku. Atarashii jibun ni aeru sa Shiranai yuuki ga nemuru haato ni ki ga tsuitara. Mune no naka no doshaburi mo
Kitto yamu kara...show me your brave heart)

Cody: (Puts on a suit that consists of black dress pants, black dress shoes, a white long sleeve dress shirt underneath a blue vest, white gloves, a black top hat, a staff with a ruby on it, and strapped to his back is a katana) Mr. Gentleman!

Mr. Slave: (Puts on a straw hat, some denim overalls, brown gloves, and brown boots. His weapons include a chainsaw, a bag full of seeds, and small handheld rakes) Glamorous Gardener!

Jeffrey: (Puts on a Revolutionary War soldier costume that consists of black boots, beige pants, a long blue coat, a white vest underneath, and a revolutionary patriots hat with a blue feather. His weapons consist of a musket and a rapier) Sgt. Stevens!

Doug: (Puts on a blue gi with a black belt, a black headband, and blue boxing gloves that have the same abilities as Wendy's, except instead of fire power coming from the glove, he has ice power) Cerulean Viper!

Leon: (Takes off his shirt, keeping only his blue jeans and black shoes, and places a wolf pelt on himself. The pelt covers his back and is made so that his face is in the pelt's mouth. The pelt also has slots on the paws for Leon to stick his hands in. The paws have metal claws as well, and blue pads on the back of them) Beo-Wolf! AWOOOOOOOO!

Sophocles: (Still wearing his usual clothes as he spins a silver scythe around, the same scythe he was working on last episode, and smoking a cigarette) Dr. Sophocles!

Mephesto: (Watches Lizaroo do poses and gets ready to fight) Lizaroo!

(Tsukame! mabushii asu wo. Mamore! ai suru hito wo. Takumashii jibun ni nareru sa
Kowase! yowaki na kimi wo. Kuzuse! butsukaru kabe wo. Atsui kodou buki ni naru kara Believe in your heart!)

Annie/Darling Dame: Together, we all form the organization known as…The South Park Saints!

All Saints: YEAH!

Annie/Darling Dame: Sir Justice has saved us all one way or another from some sort of turmoil. Vengeance seeking bullies, lustful rapists, psychotic robots, and abusive relatives. Now it's our turn to help him. Let's go down to that cemetery and save our savior!

All Saints: YEAH!

Annie/Darling Dame: Forward march!

(The 25 newborn heroes begin to make their way to South Park Cemetery for the fight of their lives. As that's going on, Millie and Kevin come out of their houses to watch this)

Kevin: What do you think is happening, Millie?

Millie: I don't know. But it must be something big if they're talking about helping Sir Justice.

Kevin: Should we check it out?

Millie: You bet!

Kevin: Should we take pictures and record video and maybe give it to the news?

Millie: You know it!

Kevin: Let's do it!

(The two kids hurry to find some cameras as the South Park Saints hurry to the cemetery)

(At South Park Cemetery, Sam/Sir Justice runs into it fast with the speed boots Cody gave him. He stops once he arrives at the center of the cemetery. Nothing around him but gravestones and crypts, a full moon in the cloudless starry sky, as fog begins to slowly roll in. Sam/Sir Justice was actually getting scared, feeling very alone and isolated. Questions began to arise in his head: Who am I meeting? Why did he want me to come alone? Why did he want to meet me here of all places, and at this time? Sam/Sir Justice looks at his watch to see that it's 12:00 on the dot)

Sam/Sir Justice: (Starts calling into the distance) Hello! It's 12:00 midnight! I'm here alone like you wanted! Come out wherever you are…whoever you are!

(He continues to look around the area for the person that wanted to meet him…and eventually, a voice comes from behind him. It's Damien.)

Damien: Hello, Sir Justice…(Sam/Sir Justice gets startled and turns around to look at Damien). Or should I say, Samuel Cooper.

Sam/Sir Justice: Wha- How do you know my name! Who are you?

Damien: I am Damien Thorn, son of the devil! I've been monitoring you since the day you first set foot in this town and donned that costume of yours. Not only that, but one of my new henchmen told me a lot about you. Like your birthday is November 19, your favorite movie genre is the superhero genre, and your favorites are a three-way tie between The Avengers, The Dark Knight Rises, and X-Men: Days of Future Past, your dream vacation is Tokyo, Japan, your favorite genre of music is rock n' roll, I could go on and on.

Sam/Sir Justice: Who is this henchman! Where you getting this information from?

Justin: (Appears behind him) Hey there, Sammy boy!

Sam/Sir Justice: (Turns around and sees his new chain tentacles) J-Justin! What happened to your back!?

Justin: You like it? Old Damien here fed me a very long chain, and now I have these! And the best part (He uses his chains as wings) I can fly with these babies! (He flies over to Damien's side as Sam/Sir Justice is petrified in absolute fear)

Damien: He's not the only one on my side. I have three more!

(Max floats downward to Damien's side)

Damien: You remember PB-01 Max, right?

Max: Ah, the self proclaimed perfect boy, Sir Justice! We meet again, just like I knew we would.

Damien: Trent Boyett!

(A puff of smoke appears in front of Sam/Sir Justice and Trent comes out of it)

Trent: Good to see you again, Sir Jerk-stice! (Runs to Damien's side)

Damien: And last, but most certainly not least, the new and improved Ethel Stotch!

(Young Ethel Stotch comes riding down on a giant snowflake glider and lands next to Damien)

Sam/Sir Justice: Ethel, is that you?!

Ethel: Well if it isn't General Faggot again!

Damien: All of the enemies that you've defeated previously have joined forces with me. I wanted you to come here alone so that we wouldn't have any interruptions when we beat the shit out of you.

Sam/Sir Justice: (Tries to look intimidating, but is really scared) Big deal, I kicked all of your butts once already! I can do it again!

Damien: That may be true, but you only faced them when they were alone, not when they were together. Not only that, but I gave most of them a dose of Damien magic, and they have powers that not even you can comprehend!

Sam/Sir Justice: (Breaks out in a cold sweat) Bring it on!

Damien: You're scared. I know you are. You're trying to act tough, but you're nothing but a little, oh what's the word?

Ethel: Pussy?

Max: Wimp?

Justin: Chicken?

Trent: Big baby?

Damien: How about all of the above!

(The five villains laugh and Sam/Sir Justice sweats even more)

Damien: I'm going to leave this joker up to you four. Play nice!

(In a puff of smoke, Damien disappears, leaving Sam/Sir Justice alone with his rivals)

Justin: So, Sammy boy, shall we begin this little rematch?

Sam/Sir Justice: Bring it on!

Trent: Okay then. I'll go first! (He conjures up a giant fireball from his bare hands) Fireball Blast!

(He fires it)

Sam/Sir Justice: Cody's boots, activate!

(He runs away from the fireball as Justin gives chase on his chain wings. Justin flies after him and he catches up. When he catches up to Sam/Sir Justice, he takes out his ball and chain)

Justin: Heavy Slam!

Sam/Sir Justice: (Stops running) Annie's Shield!

(Justin throws it down on him, but not even the shield as enough to protect him as the impact knocked Sam/Sir Justice back. Ethel catches up to him and forms a giant ice pillar above Sam/Sir Justice to crush him)

Ethel: Ice Pillar!

Sam/Sir Justice: Wings of Heidi!

(He opens his wingback and glides across the ground to avoid the attack, but Ethel creates more ice pillars to trip Sam/Sir Justice up. They come from every which way. Eventually, one that came from the ground hits him and sends him up skyward. Max then flies up after him. Once Max reaches the top, he opens up his chest cannon and Sir Justice gasps)

Max: Disintegration Beam!

(Sir Justice jumps off of the ice pillar before he fires the attack. The attack lit up the night sky, and the South Park Saints, who were miles away from the cemetery saw the blast fire through the sky)

Cody/Mr. Gentleman: Uncle Sophocles, was that Max's Disintegration Beam?

Sophocles: I think it was.

Stan/Tool Shed: It came from South Park Cemetary!

Annie/Darling Dame: Damn, that means Max must be there fighting Sir Justice! We have to hurry!

(The saints run at top speed to the cemetery)

(Back at the cemetery, Sam/Sir Justice is still fighting the good fight as he lands back on the ground from that ice pillar, but Trent, Ethel, and Justin are running up to him)

Trent: (Inhales and breaths out fire) Ultimate Dragon Breath!

Ethel: Icy Breath! (Breaths out an icy wind)

Justin: (One of his chain tentacles sharpens like a knife) Chain Stab! (He launches it at Sam/Sir Justice)

Sam/Sir Justice: (Dodges out of the way and takes out his uzis) Bebe's Bullets!

(He fires them at the trio, but Justin makes a move)

Justin: Chain Block! (He uses his 8 chain tentacles to protect him and his allies from the bullets)

Max: (Comes from behind Sir Justice with his lightsaber) Superior Slash!

(Sam/Sir Justice stops firing to quickly duck down. Max's lightsaber hits the ice pillar and it comes crashing down. The five fighters jump out of the way of the falling ice pillar. At first Sam/Sir Justice lands to safety, but then…)

Justin: (Wraps his chain tentacles around Sir Jusitce) Chain Capture!

Sam/Sir Justice: (Gasps)

Justin: Time for you to take one nasty ride!

(He throws Sam/Sir Justice up in the air, causing him to scream in fear. Max flies upward and catches up to Sam/Sir Justice)

Max: Mechanical Heel!

(Max hits Sam/Sir Justice with the heel of his foot, causing him to come crashing back to Earth. Sam/Sir Justice slowly gets up only to have Trent appear in front of him)

Trent: Fire Punch!

(Trent hits Sam/Sir Justice in the face with his fiery fist, and he goes flying towards Ethel)

Ethel: Freezing Kick!

(Ethel hits Sam/Sir Justice with her icy foot, and he goes flying towards Justin)

Justin: Chain Push!

(His chain tentacles hit Sir Justice in the stomach, and he goes flying towards Max)

Max: Automaton Punch!

(Max's Automaton Punch hits Sir Justice in the face causing in to collapse on the cold ground. Sam/Sir Justice is bruised and bleeding. He gets on one knee and looks at the four villains that stand before him)

Ethel: Pathetic. I expected more of a challenge from a schmuck like you.

Max: You lost this fight the moment you set foot in this cemetery.

Justin: It looks like those friends that I've heard so much about from Damien can't save you now, Sammy boy!

Trent: Let's deliver the finishing blow, everyone.

Justin: Right!

(They all prepare their final attacks)

Justin: So long, Sammy boy! Chain Stab! (Chains charge at Sir Justice)

Trent: Ultimate Dragon Breath! (Breathes fire)

Max: Perfect Gatling! (Fires his bullets)

Ethel: Icicle Storm! (Fires her icicles)

(Sir Justice shuts his eyes, expecting pain and misery…but nothing happened. Sam opens his eyes to find Red/Madame Knight using her shield to block the attacks)

Sam/Sir Justice: Red, is that you?

Red/Madame Knight: That's Madame Knight to you, Sir Justice!

(He looks to see the rest of the South Park Saints coming to his aide)

Leon/Beo-Wolf: Hey, boss!

Annie/Darling Dame: We're here to help you, Sir Justice!

Kurt/Smith the Kid: That's right, dude! We're ready to fight until the bitter end!

Sam/Sir Justice: (To himself) It's my friends…everyone that I've helped since I got to South Park. They're here, and ready to defend me! (Turns to the four villains as he continues to think to himself) But these four are too strong for them. They're going to get themselves killed! (Out loud) Guys, these four are too strong! Fall back! I don't want you all to get hurt!

Clyde/Mosquito: So what if we get hurt!

Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: Yeah, you've thrown yourself into the face of danger for us numerous times. So guess what, it's our turn now.

Craig/DJ C-Rage: (Points at the four villains) You jerks better prepare for a world of hurt!

Heidi/Fatal Feline: That's right! We're gonna eff you up! Meow, meow!

Trent: My, my, my. Someone is seeming rather confident in their abilities to beat us. Okay, we'll fight you all. But only because you all demand it.

Ethel: That's right! (Turns to Butters/Professor Chaos) Captain Pussy is mine!

Butters/Professor Chaos: (Surprised to see Young Ethel) Grandma?! Is that you?

Ethel: You bet it's me, dipshit! (She walks up to him and gets in his face) So, you still think you're hot shit coming up in here with your posse? Huh, do you honestly think you're tough, motherfucker?

Butters/Professor Chaos: I just want to remind you, Grandma, that the reason I refused to fight you was because you were old, and I wouldn't feel good about hitting an old person…

Ethel: Still with the pussy routine?! God, you're weak!

Butter/Professor Chaos: Here's the thing, though…You're not old anymore, are you?

Ethel: Uh, no?

Butters/Professor Chaos: LIGHTNING JAB!

(Butters/Professor Chaos' right gauntlet starts to glow and spark. He hits Ethel with the fist, and knocks her on her ass, surprising everyone)

Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Holy shit!

Butters/Professor Chaos: On the one hand, that felt really good. But on the other hand, OH HAMBURGERS I JUST HIT A GIRL!

Ethel: (Gets up quickly) Yes! Yes! YES! This is what I've been praying for! My dearest grandson being a man and fighting back! I'm proud of you! Now give me more! (She charges at him) Bitter Cold Fist!

(Butters/Professor Chaos dodges and hits Ethel again with this Lightning Jab attack, knocking Ethel on her ass again)

Ethel: (Gets up again) Oh yeah, now we're talking! (She jumps up, and dropkicks Butters/Professor Chaos, knocking him to the ground) Get up, Get up! This fight is just beginning, Captain Pussy!

Butters/Professor Chaos: Bring it on, skank! (Turns to his comrades) I'll handle this bitch, you guys split the other three amongst yourselves.

Sam/Sir Justice: I'll help out as much as I can. (He slowly gets up)

Bridgette/Singing Angel: No, Sir Justice. You're very badly hurt. Just sit back, relax, and watch us take these fools down!

Trent: Okay, let's see what you got! (Turns to Stan/Tool Shed, Cartman/Coon, Kenny/Mysterion, and Kyle/Human Kite) I'll take you four on! So let's go, once and for all! Let's end this!

(Leon/Beo-Wolf and Ursula/Samurai of Light step up)

Ursula/Samurai of Light: Not if we have anything to say about it! You're going down!

Leon/Beo-wolf: That's right. Consider this beat down payback for that Texas Chili Bowl!

Ursula/Samurai of Light: (Turns to him) What's that?

Leon/Beo-wolf: You don't want to fucking know!

Justin: (Turns to Fuchsia Tigress, Sharp Edge Stevens, Darling Dame, Fatal Feline, and Madame Knight) These little white rabbits are mine!

Annie/Darling Dame: Let's go, big boy!

Justin: You know what, girls? After spending some time in prison, it made me realize that I don't care about a harem anymore…I just want you bitches dead!

(Mr. Gentleman, Glamorous Gardener, Cerulean Viper, Sgt. Stevens, and Smith the Kid face him)

Cody/Mr. Gentleman: Is that anyway to talk to a lady? Honestly.

Mr. Slave/Glamorous Gardener: Seriously, Jesus Christ, boy! Have some manners!

Doug/Cerulean Viper: We're ready to defend our girls, no matter what happens!

Jeffrey/Sgt. Stevens: That's right. If you want to harm these girls, then you're going to have to get through us!

Kurt/Smith the Kid: Yeah!

Justin: 10 against 1, eh? No matter, I'll take you all down in one shot!

Max: (Turns to Dr. Sophocles) It's time to finish what we started, old man! I'm going to destroy you!

(DJ C-Rage, Peppy Prince, Mosquito, Tupper Wear, Mephesto and Lizaroo, and Singing Angel step up to face him)

Craig/DJ C-Rage: Not if we have anything to say about it!

Tweek/Peppy Prince: We won't have you hurting the good doctor, not on our watch!

Bridgette/Singing Angel: Yeah, you want to throw down you big mechanical mess, well put up your dukes!

Max: (Smirks) With pleasure!

(As this is going on, Millie and Kevin arrive to the cemetery, and they set up on a hill that's not too far from where the battle is taking place, they pull out a photo camera and a video camera)

Millie: We made it! And just in time too! (Starts recording) Make sure you get good photos, Kevin.

Kevin: (Prepares the camera lens) Only if you get good video.

Millie: Yup.

(Back to the fight at hand)

Justin: So, shall we play?

Kurt/Smith the Kid: Yeah, let's play!

(The South Park Saints, sans for Sir Justice because of his injuries, charge into battle, ready to face off against their chosen adversary)

(Tool Shed, Coon, Mysterion, Human Kite, Samurai of Light, and Beo-Wolf vs. Trent)

Ursula/Samurai of Light: Boys, surround him!

Boys: Got it!

(The six kids surround Trent)

Trent: You think that scares me? Guess what, it doesn't!

Ursula/Samurai of Light: Maybe this will help! Blossom Storm!

(A bunch of cherry blossoms pour out of her sleeves, and they surround Trent, making it hard for him to see)

Ursula/Samurai of Light: He's all yours! Who wants first crack at him?

Cartman/Coon: Ladies first!

Ursula/Samurai of Light: Fine then!

(She charges into the blossom storm, catching Trent off guard)

Ursula/Samurai of Light: Love Smack!

(She smacks him around with some regular fans, not her blade fans, before kicking him out of the storm where Mysterion was waiting for him)

Kenny/Mysterion: Mystery Lob!

(He punches Trent in the back, causing him to go flying in the air, and land on the ground with a thud)

Trent: Enough of this! Ultimate Dragon Breath!

(He fires his fire breath, and Tool Shed jumps in front of the fire. He spins his sledgehammer around and blows the flames away)

Stan/Tool Shed: Here I come, Drill Launcher!

(He fires a drillbit from the power drill, and nails Trent right in the shoulder, causing it to bleed)

Kenny/Mysterion: Nice shot there!

Stan/Tool Shed: Thanks.

Trent: You think that hurts me! You know what they say, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Fireball Blast!

(He fires a fireball at Mysterion and Tool Shed so fast, they have no time to react, so they get hit)

Trent: Awesome!

Human Kite/Kyle: Hey, asshole! You like fire do you? Well try this on for size! 1,000 Degree Stare!

(He flies up in the air and fires his heat vision goggles down at Trent, who jumps out of the way just in time. However, Trent jumps right into Coon and Beo-Wolf's line of vision and they attempt to his him with his claws)

Coon/Cartman: Raccoon Claws!

Leon/Beo-Wolf: Wolf Claws!

(Before they have a chance to touch him, Trent counterattacks with a fast kick)

Trent: Blazing Kick!

(He kicks the two boys away from him)

Trent: You guys are putting up a good fight, but I'm just better at holding my own that you all are!

(Fuchsia Tigress, Sharp Edge Stevens, Darling Dame, Fatal Feline, Madame Knight, Mr. Gentleman, Cerulean Viper, Glamorous Gardener, Smith the Kid, and Sgt. Stevens vs. Justin)

Justin: (His 8 chain tentacles gain sharp ends as he takes out two more chains form his pockets with knives at the end of them) Chain Stab!

(He throws the 10 chains at the 10 fighters, who dodge out of the way)

Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: You like playing with sharp edges, do you? Then do I have a surprise for you (Reaches into her bag for some knives). Knife Toss!

(She throws 10 knives, and Justin uses one of his tentacles to knock the attack away)

Justin: You're going to have to try harder than that if you want to beat me my little bunny rabbit!

(He hears Glamorous Gardener charge at him with his chainsaw)

Mr. Slave/Glamorous Gardener: Chainsaw Slash!

(Justin blocks the attack with all 8 of his chain tentacles, but Mr. Slave/Glamorous Gardener is still trying to push through his defense)

Justin: I've got to admit, old man, you have quite the amount of fighting spirit in you! (Fuchsia Tigress and Cerulean Viper appear behind him)

Mr. Slave/Glamorous Gardener: Thanks. But you can't give me all of the credit. I had a little help from my friends!

(He jumps out of the way for Fuchsia Tigress and Cerulean Viper to attack)

Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress & Doug/Cerulean Viper: Father-Daughter Combo!

(They both punch him hard in the back with their ice and fire boxing gloves, causing Justin to go flying up in the air)

Red/Madame Knight: I got it! I got it! Arrow Capture! (She takes one of her arrows and ties a rope the end of it, and places it on her crossbow) Go!

(She fires it and the arrow wraps around Justin with the rope. Without missing a beat, Red/Madame Knight grabs onto her end of the rope and throws Justin down to the ground hard)

Heidi/Fatal Feline: Good one!

(Justin gets up and breaks free from the rope, he then gets very angry)

Justin: FUCK YOU! (His chain tentacles extend and he captures everyone except Bebe and Cody)

Cody/Mr. Gentleman: (Readies his katana) Hang on, guys!

Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: Relax, I've got this! (She takes out 8 swords from her bag of blades and throws them at the chains that are holding her comrades) Blade Storm! (The blades are so sharp that they break the chains and set her friends free)

Annie/Darling Dame: Excellent job, Bebe!

Justin: You think that hurts me? Look at what I can do! (The cut off part of his chains grow back) You can cut me down as much as you want, but my chains will always grow back! (Laughs evilly)

Kurt/Smith the Kid: You've laughed one time too many, bud! (Grabs his Gatling gun) Wild Wild Gatling! (He fires it)

Jeffrey/Sgt. Stevens: (Joins him and grabs his musket) Mighty Musket! (Fires big "bullet bill" like projectiles at Justin)

Annie/Darling Dame: Bullets of the Rising Sun! (Fires explosive bullets from her uzis)

Justin: Chain Block! (He blocks all of three of the attacks with his chain tentacles, and ends up unscathed) You can't beat me! With my chains I have the perfect offense and defense!

Heidi/Fatal Feline: That's what you think (She starts to run up to him on all fours like a cat)

Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Is it me, or does Heidi actually believe she's part cat!?

Justin: (Watches at Heidi advances) Here kitty, kitty, kitty! Chain Stab! (He tries impale her with his chain tentacles, but she dodges them all and takes out a big ball of red yarn)

Heidi/Fatal Feline: Meow! Here we go! Kitten's Yarn Ball! (She throws the yarn ball and it explodes, causing Justin to get all tied up in yarn) Hurry, while he's distracted! Someone hit him!

Cody/Mr. Gentleman: I'll get him! (He runs up fast with his staff) Staff of Nobility!

(He hits Justin hard on the head with his staff, knocking him unconscious. Cody runs back to his friends)

Mr. Slave/Glamorous Gardener: Did we beat him?

(Justin quickly gets back up)

Justin: (Growls) That wasn't very…NICE!

Annie/Darling Dame: Oh boy, he's mad!

Red/Madame Knight: (Sarcastically) Really? What was your first clue?!

(Dr. Sophocles, Singing Angel, DJ C-Rage, Tupper Wear, Mosquito, Lizaroo, and Peppy Prince vs. PB-01 Max)

Max: (Flies up high in the air and prepares his missile attack) Magnificent Missiles!

(He fires his missile attack at the seven fighters, but DJ C-Rage readies his boom box)

Craig/DJ C-Rage: Treble Torpedoes! (Missiles come flying from his boom box)

(The two missile attacks collide and create a ball of smoke in the sky that separates the fighters with Max. DJ C-Rage has his boom box morph into armor for his arms. He jumps through the smoke cloud and faces Max)

Max: What?!

Craig/DJ C-Rage: Boom Bop!

(He punches Max in the face and he goes careening towards the ground. When Craig lands back with his team, Max gets back up)

Craig/DJ C-Rage: Damn, he's still alive!

Max: And kicking!

Token/Tupper Wear: Allow me to fix this mistake! (From his utility belt, he grabs a canister full of a red substance) Volatile Volley!

(He throws the canister at Max)

Max: Pathetic! (He whips out his lightsaber) Superior Slash!

(He hits the canister with his lightsaber…only for the canister to explode on contact and send Max flying backwards. Despite the power of the explosion, Max is still fighting on)

Max: It'll take a lot more than a bunch of explosions to take me down! But you know what they say, do unto others what they do unto you! Power Grenade!

(He fires a Power Grenade from his arm cannon, and Bridgette pulls out her trumpet)

Bridgette/Singing Angel: Trumpet of the Gods!

(She blows into it, and a ball of green energy forms at the bell of the trumpet. She pushes down on the valves and lets the ball of energy lose. The two balls of energy collide, creating another explosion)

Max: You're all beginning to get on my nerves!

Clyde/Mosquito: Good! (He grabs some of his black mosquito robots) Mosquito Mob: Bomb Rush!

(The black mosquito robots fly through the smoke and latch onto Max. They glow red for a bit and then explode)

Clyde/Mosquito: That should've done something!

(The smoke from the explosion clears, and Max is still standing)

Clyde/Mosquito: Impossible!

Max: I already told you. It's going to take a lot more than explosions to defeat me!

Tweek/Peppy Prince: I have an idea! Dr. Sophocles come here! (He whispers his plan into his ear

Dr. Sophocles: Got it!

Tweek/Peppy Prince: Alright, here we go! (Takes out his confetti launcher) Confetti Cannon!

(He fires a big ball of confetti at Max, covering him in a cloud of smoke and confetti)

Max: What are you all up to now?

(Suddenly, Dr. Sophocles bursts out of the smoke ready to hit Max with his scythe)

Dr. Sophocles: Scythe Full Swing!

(Max dodges the attack and jumps out of the confetti cloud. Dr. Sophocles is still trying to hit Max with everything he has, but every time he swings his scythe, Max ends up dodging it)

Max: Gotta try harder, old man! Automaton Punch! (He punches Dr. Sophocles away from him)

(As Max is laughing victoriously, Lizaroo takes a swing with his powerful tongue, knocking Max on his ass)

Mephesto: Nice one, Lizaroo! Now use Kangaroo Kick!

(Lizaroo runs up to Max just as he's getting up and kicks him with such force that it sends him flying across the cemetery. When Lizaroo catches up to Max, Mephesto tells it to use another attack)

Mephesto: Bouncy Pounce Attack!

(Lizaroo jumps up and down on Max multiple times, Max is getting very annoyed as he manages to slip away from Lizaroo's attack)

Max: Genetic trash! (Takes out his lightsaber) Superior Slash!

(He cuts Lizaroo in half, killing him)

Mephesto: Lizaroo, No! (Starts tearing up) I'll never forget you, my perfect fighting machine.

Max: (Turns to his opponents) You can't beat me! With great skills in combat and very defensive armor, there's no way I could ever lose!

(Butters/Professor Chaos vs. Ethel)

Butters/Professor Chaos: Lightning Jab!

(He punches Ethel in the chest with his electrified punch)

Ethel: Bitter Cold Fish!

(She punches Butters in the shoulder with her freezing cold punch. The two fighters trade blows with each other as they have a conversation)

Butters/Professor Chaos: You know something Grandma (Punch)?

Ethel: What is it, Captain Pussy (Punch)?

Butters/Professor Chaos: My dad told me about how you treated Uncle Bud when he was growing up (Punch).

Ethel: Yeah, he was a weak little faggot just like you (Punch)!

Butters/Professor Chaos: Why do you treat your own family like this (Punch)!?

Ethel: I just wanted to see my son and my grandson grow strong and be real men, just like your grandfather! (Punch) Now he was one tough man. He fought in WWII, you know (Punch)! I wanted to see you all reach the same level of toughness (Punch)!

Butters/Professor Chaos: I see…what a bullshit reason to abuse your own family (Punch)!

Ethel: What do you know (Punch)? You don't have kids of your own, so I don't want to hear you fucking talk (Punch)!

Butters: Guess what else, Grandma (Punch)?

Ethel: What is it now (Punch)?

Butters/Professor Chaos: My dad told me how I should never treat people like you treated me and Uncle Bud. But you know what, beating you down like this feels kind of good (Punch)!

Ethel: Oh does it now (Punch)?

Butters/Professor Chaos: That's right (Punch)! However, the fact that I'm resorting to violence is leaving a dark and empty feeling inside (Punch)! This must be how you feel all of the time!

Ethel: How do you figure, Captain Pussy (Punch)! Enlighten me!

Butters/Professor Chaos: Since you arrived here, I've been getting lots of advice on how to deal with you (Punch). But then, I realized that there are schmucks just like you out there all over the place (Punch)! When you're a kid, things seem like they're going to last forever, but they're not (Punch)! For example, you won't always be around because someday, you're going to die (Punch)!

Ethel: WHAT (Punch)!? I'll never die you little brat! Especially since I'm now at the same age as you thanks to Damien (Punch)!

Butters/Professor Chaos: You and me being at the same age level doesn't mean anything (Punch)! And let me tell you something, when you wind up laying on your death bed for whatever reason, I just want to let you know that I'll come and visit you…just to show you that I'm still happy (Punch)! And meanwhile, you'll die being nothing but you.

(This enrages Ethel)

Ethel: ENOUGH! (She snaps her fingers and icicle come out of nowhere) Icicle Storm!

(She points towards Butters and the attack comes flying right at him)

Butters/Professor Chaos: (Forms balls of electricity from his fingertips) Electro Ball!

(The attacks collide, creating a wall of smoke. Ethel bursts through the smoke cloud as she rides through on her snowflake glider. She jumps off and prepares another attack)

Ethel: Bitter Cold Fist!

(She punches Butters so hard that he goes flying to where Sir Justice is resting)

(The fight with Trent)

Trent: (Inhales) Steam Blow!

(He blows a hot blast of steam at Tool Shed, Mysterion, Human Kite, Coon, Samurai of Light, and Beo-Wolf. The blast is so strong that they go flying to where Sir Justice is resting)

(The fight with Justin)

Justin: (Takes out all of the chains from his pockets, including his ball and chain. These chains plus the ones on his back equal up to about 30 chains) Chain Whirlwind!

(He spins around and the chains hit his 10 opponents so hard they go flying to where Sir Justice is resting)

(The fight with PB-01 Max)

(DJ C-Rage, Dr. Sophocles, Peppy Prince, Tupper Wear, Mosquito, Mephesto, and Singing Angel charge at him)

Max: Automaton Spin Kick!

(He spin kicks all 7 opponents so hard they go flying to where Sir Justice is resting, now all of the South Park Saints are down for the count. Kevin and Millie are still on the hill recording and taking photos)

Kevin: I don't think they're winning.

Millie: No, they are absolutely not winning.

(Justin, Trent, Max, and Ethel come back together to look at our heroes)

Justin: (Laughing) You guys picking a fight with the likes of us is like a mouse picking a fight with a hawk! Why don't you all do yourselves a favor and go home, lick your wounds, and don't even think about facing us in a fight again.

Annie/Darling Dame: (Slowly gets up as does everyone else) We'll never give up! Never surrender!

(Everyone else slowly gets up)

Ethel: Me oh my! These little shits are persistent, aren't they?

Trent: That's okay. It just means they have a death wish!

Max: Please, allow me to finish these imperfect fools off!

Trent: Go for it!

Max: (His chest cannon opens up begins to charge up an attack) This is the end! Goodbye!

(Sam/Sir Justice looks at Max as he charges up his attack)

Max: Disintegration Beam!

(He fires the beam right at them, and when the attack ends, Sir Justice and the South Park Saints are gone)

Max: (Closes his chest cannon and smiles)

Justin: Game over, chumps!

Ethel: Oh, ho, ho! Damien is going to be very pleased with our work, I just know it!

(Suddenly, she feels something hit the back of her head. It's one of Sir Justice's paintballs)

Ethel: (Wipes the paint from the back of her hand) What is this?!

Sam/Sir Justice: Surprise, bitches!

(The four villains turn around to see Sir Justice and the South Park Saints perched up on top of a tree that's behind them)

Max: WHAT!? But I saw it! I finished you losers off!

Sam/Sir Justice: That's what you think…

(Flashback to the moment Max fired his Disintegration Beam)

Sam/Sir Justice (v.o): But you forgot that I have Cody's Speed Boots on my side. Before you had a chance to fire your attack, I activated my speed boots, and managed to get everyone to safety before the attack reached us!

(In the flashback, we see Sam/Sir Justice activate his speed boots as time comes to a complete stand still. One by one, Sam/Sir Justice grabs all of the South Park Saints and puts them up in a tree, starting with Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress and ending with Butters/Professor Chaos. Once everyone is in the tree safe and sound, Sam/Sir Justice heads up the tree himself…but not before he takes a selfie in front of the beam and does a victory pose)

(End of flashback)

(Kevin and Millie are watching this from their spot on the hill)

Kevin: Impressive.

(Back with the heroes and villains)

Sam/Sir Justice: See, we're like cockroaches. You can try and kill us off, but it's almost impossible!

Justin: This is bullshit!

Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: No, what's bullshit is all of the shit that you put us through!

(Sir Justice and the South Park Stains jump off of the tree)

Sam/Sir Justice: (Takes out his paintball guns and readies his ultimate attack as a light on the guns starts to glow) Here's the plan guys, you beat these jerks down as much as you can, I'll prepare my ultimate attack. It'll take some time though as I can only use it when all five of these lights are glowing.

Heidi/Fatal Feline: Are you going to use your Splatter Blaster attack?

Sam/Sir Justice: Oh no, I have something much better in mind. Just trust me.

Kenny/Mysterion: We trust you, dude.

Kurt/Smith the Kid: Yeah. We got your back no matter what.

Sam/Sir Justice: Great. Now let's take these guys down once and for all.

Saints: Right!

(The Saints go back to their respective opponent for Round 2)

Justin: Last stand, huh? Well good luck! You're going to need it!

(Tool Shed, Coon, Mysterion, Human Kite, Samurai of Light, and Beo-Wolf vs. Trent: Round 2)

Trent: I'm going to char-broil your face! Ultimate Dragon Breath!

(Breathes fire at the six heroes, but they dodge. Stan/Tool Shed takes out his sledgehammer, but the face of the hammer opens up to reveal a cannon)

Stan/Tool Shed: Hammer Cannon!

(He fires a blast of orange energy at Trent, and he goes flying back)

Trent: Fireball Blast!

(He launches a fireball at Stan/Tool Shed, but Ursula/Samurai of Light shows up and pulls out a big fan)

Ursula/Samurai of Light: Fan of Reflection!

(She waves her fan hard in front of the fireball and sends it flying back at Trent, who jumps out of the way…but Human Kite appears behind him)

Kyle/Human Kite: (A knife appears at the top of his kite as he flies towards Trent) Kite Stab!

(Human Kite stabs Trent in the back and throws him up in the air, and he lands on the ground with a thud)

Trent: I'm beginning to get very annoyed with you assholes! (He takes out his knife and lights it on fire) Fiery Slash!

(He charges at our heroes, but Ursula/Samurai of Light takes out her fans and blocks the attack. She enters a struggle with him, but she pushes the knife out of Trent's hands and prepares a counterattack)

Ursula/Samurai of Light: (Closes her fans and the big blades emerge) Razor Fan!

(She swings her blades, and manages to graze Trent in the stomach, causing him to bleed a bit)

Trent: You bitch! Fire Punch!

(He punches Ursula/Samurai of Light in the face with his fiery fist)

Kenny/Mysterion: Why you! (He charges)

Trent: You want some too, Mystery Meat?!

(He tries to punch Kenny/Mysterion with his Fire Punch attack, but he dodges them all and prepares a counter attack)

Mysterion: Enigmatic Kick!

(He kicks Trent in the face, knocking him on his ass. When he opens his eyes, he sees Coon/Cartman jump down on him)

Coon/Cartman: Raccoon Slam!

(He jumps on Trent's chest, causing him pain. When Coon/Cartman gets off of him, Trent gets up, only for Cartman to slap his raccoon tail in his face)

Coon/Cartman: Tanooki Tail Wag!

(He slaps Trent hard with his tail. Trent gets angry and grabs his tail)

Coon/Cartman: Uh oh!

Trent: Fire Punch!

(He punches Cartman in the back of his head, and he falls on the ground. It's then that Leon/Beo-Wolf steps in. He runs up to him and hits him with the claws of his wolf pelt. He continues a barrage of slashes and jabs from his claws)

Leon/Beo-Wolf: Hey, pyromaniac! Why don't you play with me for a bit!? (He keeps up the pressure, but Trent is ready to retaliate)

Trent: Blazing Kick!

(He kicks Leon away from him, but he gets back up immediately)

Leon/Beo-Wolf: Is that all you've got! (He touches the blue pads on his paws and Leon begins to clone himself) Wolf Clone! (There has to be about 24 Leons ready to beat Trent up. They all charge at Trent and they slash at him hard with his claws. Every punch, slash, kick, and bite made Trent angrier and angrier)

Trent: Stop it right NOW! (As he screamed, a big fireball erupted from his mouth. The fireball went up into the sky) Firestorm!

(The fireball explodes into smaller fireballs, and they hit all but 4 of the clones…that are nowhere to be found)

Trent: Where are you hiding?

(Two of the clones appear for him. One on his left, and one on his right. They both come running at him, but Trent takes them out easily with a Fire Punch)

Trent: Pathetic.

(Just then, he sees Leon jump down from the top of a tree ready to slash him)

Trent: Ultimate Dragon Breath!

(Breathes fire at Leon/Beo-Wolf…but it turns out to be the penultimate clone)

Trent: WHERE ARE YOU!?

Leon/Beo-Wolf: Yoo-hoo! (He appears behind him) Wolf Slash! (He runs up to him and slashes him right in the back, causing his back to bleed. He doubles over in pain)

Cartman/Coon: Now's our chance! Someone finish him off!

Stan/Tool Shed: I've got this! (He runs up to Trent with his sledgehammer. When he arrives to Trent, he looks up at Stan) So long, Trent! Hectic Hammer!

(Stan/Tool Shed hits Trent in the chest with his sledgehammer. The attack sends him flying, and when he lands, he's knocked out)

(The second light on Sir Justice's paintball guns glows)

(Fuchsia Tigress, Sharp Edge Stevens, Darling Dame, Fatal Feline, Madame Knight, Mr. Gentleman, Cerulean Viper, Glamorous Gardener, Smith the Kid, and Sgt. Stevens vs. Justin: Round 2)

Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: Everyone, listen up! I have plan! (The group of ten huddle up to form a plan)

Justin: (Yawns) I'd like to kill you all before I grow old, here!

(The group release their huddle, and all but Bebe run away to find a place to hide. The likes of Cody, Wendy, and Jeffrey turn back to make sure she's okay, and Bebe nods with confidence. Her two friends and her father follow the rest of the team)

Justin: You can't be serious. You're seriously the only one willing to fight me.

Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: Yeah. I'm the only one, Justin!

Justin: Guess the rest of your team is too chicken to fight me? Whatever, I'll still have fun beating you down. I'm going to kill you, and then play with your mangled corpse when I'm done! So let's go, Goldilocks! Chain Stab!

(As the Chain Stab attack comes at Bebe, she grabs her flute, and plays a short tune to activate the double lightsaber. She blocks Justin's Chain Stab with said double lightsaber. Once Justin lets up on his attack, Bebe charges at him and attempts to cut him to ribbons. Justin blocks every slash, and he attempts to whip her with his chain tentacles. Bebe blocks the whippings with her flutesaber. The two enter a struggle, clashing chain with flutesaber numerous times. They eventually try and push each other back with their weapons)

Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: (Trying to push Justin) Ugly bastard!

Justin: (Trying to push Bebe) Stupid cooze!

(Justin pushes Bebe with his chains and knocks her on her ass. Bebe gets up to see Justin prepare his ball and chain…this one has a much bigger rock)

Justin: Megaton Slam!

(He throws it down and Bebe dodges. She then puts her flutesaber away, gets in front of him, takes two swords out from her bag, and throws them into the ground, pointy end facing into the ground, so that they'd be hard to pull back out)

Justin: What are you doing!?

Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: You'll see!

Justin: My, you're just full of surprises, aren't you!? Chain Whipping!

(He attempts to whip her with his tentacles again, but she dodges and places more swords into the ground. Justin attempts to whip Bebe again, but she dodges once more. This pace continued for a while, every time Bebe placed swords into the ground Justin would attempt to whip her. Eventually, Justin is surrounded by swords)

Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: I got you now! (She snaps her fingers) Electric Barrier!

(The handles of the swords that are in the ground glow and they form an electrified fence around Justin)

Justin: What?!

Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: (Grabs some throwing knives as she, Red/Madame Knight, Jeffrey/Sgt. Stevens, Kurt/Smith the Kid, Annie/Darling Dame, and Mr. Slave/Glamorous Gardener surround him) Take him, guys! Mr. Slave, you're up first! Make sure he can't block our attacks

Mr. Slave/Glamorous Gardener: Got it! (He grabs some seeds) Sleepy Seeds!

(He throws them, and when they hit Justin, they release a sparkly dust that causes Justin to feel drowsy)

Justin: Wha…What did you do to me?

Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: Now he can't block our attacks! Let loose everyone! Knife Toss! (Throws some knives)

Red/Madame Knight: Crossbows of Honor! (Fires rounds of arrows)

Kurt/Smith the Kid: (His pistols start to glow) Moonshine Blaster! (A beam of yellow light with a blue aura comes out of his pistols)

Annie/Darling Dame: (Her uzis start to glow) Sunshine Lazer! (A beam of orange light with a red aura comes out of her uzis)

Jeffrey/Sgt. Stevens: Mighty Musket! (He fires the "bullet bill" like bullet)

(The attacks land a direct hit on Justin, creating a wall of smoke)

Justin: GRAAAAAHHH!

Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: Bullseye! (Her Electric Barrier attack wares off) Just in time too. My barrier wore off.

Justin: (The smoke clears and Justin is bruised, but he's still alive and kicking. He laughs evilly and coughs up some blood) Your barrier is gone, but I'm still here! DIE! Chain Stab!

(Five of his tentacles turn into knives, and he attempts to stab Bebe, Annie, Red, Jeffrey, and Kurt. Fortunately, Wendy, Doug, Cody, Mr. Slave, and Heidi block the attack. Wendy and Doug punch the attack off its course, Cody blocks the attack with his katana, Mr. Slave blocks the attack with his handheld rakes, and Heidi blocks the attack away with her claws)

Justin: Aww, fuck this! I'm outta here!

(He uses the chains on his back as wings and he flies away)

Cody/Mr. Gentleman: Crap, he's getting away!

Annie/Darling Dame: Not for long! (She opens her wingpack to reveal her blue butterfly wings. She then flies after Justin)

Mr. Slave/Glamorous Gardener: Go get him, Annie!

(In the skies above the cemetery, Justin is flying away, but he's flying a bit slow)

Justin: (To himself) That damn old fag's seeds really took a lot of energy from me. I don't even know how I'm still awake!

(Suddenly, Annie comes up fast)

Annie/Darling Dame: On your left! Razor Wing!

(Annie zips past him, and cuts his left arm)

Justin: Gah! You fucking bitch! Chain Capture! (He throws his chain tentacles at her, and she dodges, allowing her to take out her uzis)

Annie/Darling Dame: Bullets of the Rising Sun! (She fires bullets, but Justin manages to muster enough energy to dodge the bullets. He seems to have disappeared) Where did you go?

(Justin appears behind her and flings four of his chains at her)

Justin: Chain Capture!

(Justin grabs Annie with his four chains. Two of his other four chains turn into knives, and the other two keep him aloft)

Doug/Cerulean Viper: Annie is in trouble!

Heidi/Fatal Feline: I got this, meow! (She uses her tail as a spring) Boingey, boingey, boingey! (Using her tail spring, she jumps high in the air and makes it to Justin and Annie) Kitty's Claws! Meow!

(The claws break Justin's four chains, and set Annie free. Annie grabs Heidi so she won't careen to the ground and the two of them fly off. Justin's chains regenerate and he gives chase to the two girls)

Justin: Your asses are mine!

(As Annie and Heidi fly away, they notice Justin is slowly catching up to them)

Heidi/Fatal Feline: Justin is catching up!

Annie/Darling Dame: Mr. Slave's Sleepy Seed must've worn off.

(Back on ground level, Wendy is coming up with a plan)

Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Dad! I need you to toss me up in the air towards Justin!

Doug/Cerulean Viper: Sweetie, are you sure?

Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Just trust me!

Doug/Cerulean Viper: Okay. (He picks his daughter up and throws her as hard as he can upwards towards Justin. Back in the sky, Justin is about to go in for the kill)

Justin: Your luck's run out, my little rabbits!

Annie/Darling Dame & Heidi/Fatal Feline: (Gasp)

Justin: Time to…(Just then, Wendy appears in front of him) What?!

Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: This is for that gash you gave me. Testaburger Chop!

(She chops him right on the crown of the head and he goes flying to the area where Trent lay defeated. Justin is defeated! Before Wendy could even fall to the ground, Annie grabs onto her as well. Annie goes back to ground level and drops Heidi and Wendy back off with their group)

Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: Woo-hoo! We did it!

(The third light on Sir Justice guns glow)

(Dr. Sophocles, Singing Angel, DJ C-Rage, Tupper Wear, Mosquito, and Peppy Prince vs. PB-01 Max: Round 2)

Dr. Sophocles: Can you kids keep him distracted while I prepare my attack.

Clyde/Mosquito: Sure thing, doc!

Bridgette/Singing Angel: We'll weaken him as much as we can.

Max: Let's do this! (He prepares his Gatling gun attack)

Bridgette/Singing Angel: You're not going to get us with that pea shooter you call an attack! (Takes out her cymbals) Simple Cymbals!

(She tosses them at Max, stopping his attack before he has a chance to use it. The impact of the attack brings Max to his knees. The cymbals come back to Bridgette like they were boomerangs. Before Max has a chance to do a counterattack, Clyde comes flying up to him)

Clyde/Mosquito: Mosquito's Fury!

(He unleashes a flurry of stabs from his stinger at Max. He doesn't impale him, but the attack does leave a few dents)

Max: Come here! (He grabs Clyde/Mosquito by the Stinger and throws him on the ground hard) I'm going to squash you like the little pest you are! (He's about to stomp on Clyde when…)

Bridgette/Singing Angel: Angel's Screech! (She pulls out her microphone and screams really loud into the microphone, causing everyone, even Max to cover their ears (or whatever Max considers ears) Max ceases his attack on Clyde as a result)

Max: Gah! Shut up! (He aims his Perfect Gatling attack at her and prepares it)

Tweek/Peppy Prince: (Takes out his Fireworks Shooter) Celebration Cannon!

(He fires a firework and it hits Max, sending him back a bit. Before Max could counterattack, Peppy Prince holds up his pom poms)

Tweek/Peppy Prince: Pom Pom Wrap!

(The ribbons on the pom poms extend and wrap Max up. He is then thrown up high in the air. Before Max comes crashing down to the ground, he activates his jetpack and starts an aerial attack)

Max: Irritating runts! This ends now! Disintegration Beam!

(He fires his beam downwards at the 6 fighters, and they dodge. Token/Tupper Wear finds a safe place to charge his strongest attack. As he charges his attack, the jug on his head starts to fill up with a bright light. When it's all prepared, Token/Tupper Wear comes out from hiding and gets ready to fight)

Token/Tupper Wear: Blinding Blast!

Max: Huh?

(Tupper Wear opens the lid on the big jug and a blast of light hits Max. It doesn't hurt him, but it does blind him)

Max: Augh! You little shit! I can't see a thing now! (He looks around frantically for his opponents) Where are you bastards?!

Craig/DJ C-Rage: Treble Torpedoes!

(He fires the missiles from his boom box, and they hit Max, causing him to fall out of the sky. When Dr. Sophocles sees that, he charges at him)

Craig/DJ C-Rage: Go, Dr. Sophocles, go!

(Dr. Sophocles jumps up and makes it to Max before he hits the ground. It's then he uses his ultimate attack)

Dr. Sophocles: Paralysis Pummel!

(He hits Max in his weak points: The right shoulder, the left knee, and the forehead. Max can't move now. Dr. Sophocles then takes his scythe and lands the finishing blow)

Dr. Sophocles: Scythe Full Swing! (He hits Max with his scythe and he goes flying towards where Trent and Justin lay)

Trent: M-Max!

Max: That bastard old man did something to me! I can't move!

Dr. Sophocles: I created you, Max. I placed power cores in the areas that I hit. Once I took those out, it was an easy win for me.

Max: (Smirk) Clever old man!

(The fourth light on Sir Justice's paintball guns glows)

(Butters vs. Ethel: Round 2)

Ethel: As you kids say…take a chill pill! Icy Breath!

(Butters jumps up in the air to dodge and creates more balls of electricity)

Butters/Professor Chaos: Electro Ball!

(The Electro Balls hit Ethel, but she's still standing)

Ethel: I've had enough! (A sword of ice materializes in her hand)

Butters/Professor Chaos: I'm not afraid of you anymore, Grandma! If I have to kill you, I will! (A spear of electricity materializes in his hand)

Ethel: (Charges) Freezing Blade!

Butters/Professor Chaos: Lightning Spear!

(Their weapons clash, and they both get knocked back. They were on equal power though as the impact of the clash caused their weapons to break)

Ethel: It's time I take to the skies! (Her snowflake glider materializes out of nowhere, and she flies off) Try not to fall behind, Captain Pussy!

Butters/Professor Chaos: Fucking cunt! (Prepares more balls of electricity) Electro Ball! (He fires the balls, but Ethel dodges them all skillfully)

Ethel: My turn, now! (She forms icicles and points down at Butters) Icicle Storm!

(The icicles rain down on Butters hard)

Butters/Professor Chaos: Augh!

(When the attack ends, Butters is cut up with bruises all over his body)

Ethel: (Flying around him on her glider) You can't beat me! It doesn't matter if I'm young or old, you're still nothing but my bitch!

Butters/Professor Chaos: (Gets very angry) I've had about enough of you, Grandma! I will defeat you, right here, right now! (He gauntlets begin to glow as a bunch of gray storm clouds cover the area)

Ethel: What are you doing?

Butters/Professor Chaos: Thunderstorm!

(A bunch of lightning bolts rain down from the sky and Ethel is having a hard time dodging. Eventually, she runs right into one of the lightning bolts, destroying her glider and frying her. Ethel falls from the sky, and Butters is ready with a finishing hit)

Butters/Professor Chaos: Lightning Jab, and that's all she wrote! (He punches Ethel so hard that she goes flying to where Trent, Justin, and Max lay)

(Sir Justice's fifth and final light glows, showing that his ultimate attack is ready)

Sam/Sir Justice: It's time…for my ultimate attack! (He stands up and points his paintball guns right at the four downed villains)

Justin: Come on, Sammy boy, we're already beat to hell! Don't do this again!

Sam/Sir Justice: Sorry, Justin, but it has to be this way.

Justin: Oh boy! (Turns to his three comrades) Prepare for a whole load of paint! (Braces himself as his eight chain tentacles conceal him)

Sam/Sir Justice: (His paintball guns glow) SPLATTER BLASTER OMEGA!

(Huge blasts of paint, bigger than the normal Splatter Blaster Attack, come from his paintball guns, one green and one yellow, and they hit the four villains. The blast is so powerful they go flying into a nearby crypt, blasting a hole in the wall. The four villains are knocked out and defeated as Sir Justice and the South Park Saints cheer)

Butters/Professor Chaos: Woo-hoo! Yes! We did it! We did it!

Ursula/Samurai of Light: Ha! Ha! Ha! I can just shout right now I'm so happy! The adrenaline is real! I feel like I was waiting my whole life for a fight like this!

(Even Kevin and Millie, who were recording and taking photos, are happy)

Kevin: Oh, Millie! They've done it! They've really done it! They managed to take down such powerful foes!

Millie: It's enough to make you cry tears of joy, ain't it?

Kevin: Yeah!

(As everyone celebrates, Wendy notices that Sir Justice is taking no part in it)

Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Hey, what's with you?

Sam/Sir Justice: I wouldn't celebrate too soon, guys. We're not out of the woods yet.

(Everyone stops dancing to listen to what he's saying)

Leon/Beo-Wolf: What do you mean?

Damien: (Appears behind the group) He means that you still have me to deal with!

(Everyone turns around to face Damien, who is standing on a gravestone)

Damien: I must congratulate you, really I must. I didn't think the likes of you could take down my henchmen. But here you all are, taking down my henchmen like they're nothing.

Stan/Tool Shed: Damien!

Sam/Sir Justice: Wait, you guys know each other.

Kyle/Human Kite: Yeah. He went to school with us for a short while.

Damien: I see you've all been doing well.

(Kevin and Millie are surprised as they continue to record and take photos)

Kevin: What…What is happening?!

(Back to our heroes)

Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Damien, what is the meaning of this?! What are you doing here?!

Damien: It's really quite simple, Wendy. As the son of the devil, my father wants me to be next in line for the Unholy Throne! He says that when I take the throne, I'll be able to rule this pathetic excuse of a world. I figured, why wait? Why not begin my conquest early, round up a small posse, and take this pathetic town by storm! Then after that, I'd take this state, this country, and then this whole world! Once that happened, I'd be able to recreate it all in my own image. A world where I am supreme ruler! A world where people like you are purged and erased from existence! It's my ideal world! I made it this far already…so why stop now?

Sam/Sir Justice: You're not going to get away with this! We will stop you!

Mephesto: And besides, there's about 26 of us and only one of you!

Damien: (Laughs evilly to himself) You fools are forgetting one thing. I'm the son of the devil! It doesn't matter if there are 100 of you, I'd still come out on top! I especially like my odds if I have this! (Takes out his spell book and our heroes get a bit nervous as he starts flipping through pages)

Sam/Sir Justice: Get ready to react at any moment, guys!

Damien: (Skims through the book and finds some good spell to use) These should do it! (He closes the book and puts it in his pocket) Alright! Time enter a new world! A world of pain and misery! (He rubs his hands together)

(Cue Collective Consciousness from Metal Gear Rising)

(As Damien rubs his hands together, a bunch of eyes appear in front of our heroes. 26 in all. The eyes begin to glow)

Damien: Evil Eye!

Sam/Sir Justice: Cody's Boots, activate!

(Sam/Sir Justice hurries and gets everyone away from the lazers before they go off. When Damien snaps his fingers, the lazers go off…with nobody for them to hit)

(The unenlightened masses, they cannot make the judgment call. Give up free will forever their voices won't be heard at all)

Damien: Clever boy. But I have plenty of other tricks up my sleeve! (Out of his back come long claws covered in a dark and sinister hue) Shadow Claw!

(The 26 heroes dodge out of the way, irritating Damien more)

(Display obedience…while never stepping out of line. And blindly swear allegiance! Let the devil control your mind! (LET THE DEVIL CONTROL YOUR SOUL!)

Damien: I'll crush you all like the bugs that you are! (A giant black hand with a purple aura comes out from the ground) Specter's Palm!

(The palm comes down on our heroes, but they all use their strength to hold the palm back and lift it off of them. Smith the Kid takes out his Gatling gun)

Kurt/Smith the Kid: Wild Wild Gatling! (Fires his Gatling gun, destroying the hand)

(Live in ignorance and purchase your happiness. When blood and sweat is the real cost: thinking ceases, the truth is lost)

Damien: Interesting. I can see why my minions had a tough time with you. You lot really are a force to be reckoned with.

(Our heroes take out some weapons, ready to fight some more)

(Don't you worry, you'll be told exactly what to do. I give my people the lives they need. The righteous will succeed (instrumental))

Damien: You know what, I've been unfair. Not letting you guys attack and all. So I'll tell you what. You all can get one free shot at me. Go on now, don't hold back!

Coon/Cartman: You're actually letting us beat you down?

Damien: Uh, yeah?

Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: I don't know. This seems like a trap.

Coon/Cartman: Who cares?! He's letting us get an easy win. Let's go everyone, charge!

(Everyone charges at Damien and they hit him with the strongest melee attacks they have. Punches, kicks, bites, slashes, slaps, they all hit Damien in a ballistic flurry…but they don't seem to hurt Damien at all. Suddenly, he grows bat wins from his back)

Damien: Black Gust! (He flaps his bat wings sending everyone flying back)

Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: (Rubbing her head) Told you all it was a trap.

Jeffrey/Sgt. Stevens: (Sees that Damien is unscathed) Impossible! There's hardly even a scratch on him!

(The fires of greed will burn the weak, so we'll make freedom obsolete. Making whole the fabric of society. Collective consciousness controlled as you will see! (instrumental))

Damien: You all gave it a valiant effort. Now it's my turn! Shadow Snatch! (He snaps his fingers and our heroes shadows disappear and emerge on Damien's side. The Shadows then pop out of the ground and act as still figures)

Mr. Slave/Glamorous Gardener: What is he doing with our shadows?

Damien: Get a load of this! (He punches Mr. Slave's shadow as hard as he can…and Mr. Slave feels the pain from that punch)

Mr. Slave/Glamorous Gardener: (Double over in pain) Oww! Jesus…Christ!

Craig/DJ C-Rage: Shit! He's using some kind of shadow voodoo!

Damien: That's right! (He kicks Craig's shadow and Craig feels the pain. Soon, Damien beats up everybody else's respective shadow. They all fall to the ground in pain as their shadows return to them)

Sam/Sir Justice: (Looks up at Damien angrily) You…you fiend!

(Kevin and Millie are on the hill looking worried)

Millie: This is insanity! We can't just stand by and do nothing! Kevin, stay here!

(She leaves)

Kevin: Millie! Are you crazy! Come back here!

(She doesn't listen and keeps walking away as we cut to the crypt that Damien's minions are in. They regain consciousness)

Trent: Hey, what happened?

Ethel: Guys, look!

(The four minions look to see that Damien has Sir Justice and the South Park Saints on the ropes)

Justin: Oh yeah! Give them what for, Damien! Show them who's boss!

(We cut back to the fight)

Damien: Well, it's been fun. But now, I think it's time we end this. I emerged victorious. But don't worry, I'll give you all a little consolation prize…A one way trip to the depths of hell! (A giant eye appears in the sky directly above our heroes, and it begins to charge up energy) See you all in the afterlife!

(Let the devil control your soul! Let the devil control your soul! Let the devil control your soul! LET THE DEVIL CONTROL…YOUR…SOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUULLLL!)

(Our heroes brace themselves for the blast and hold on to their loved ones)

Bridgette/Singing Angel: (Praying) Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name…

Annie/Darling Dame: (Holding on to Kurt, causing him to blush) I'm too pretty to die!

Jeffrey/Sgt. Stevens: Bebe, I love you.

Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: I love you too, daddy!

Sam/Sir Justice: You'll pay for this Damien, mark my words!

Damien: (Scoffs as the attack has reached full energy) Satanic Stare…

(Suddenly, Millie comes running up behind him)

Millie: Hey, asshole! You leave my friends alone! (She tackles Damien to the ground, breaking his concentration on the spell. The Satanic Stare attack disappears as a result, and our heroes get up from their state of helplessness to see Millie beating up Damien)

Red/Madame Knight: Millie?!

Damien: Get off of me, you dirty ginger bitch!

Millie: (Grabs Damien's spell book and throws it at our heroes) Hey, catch!

(Cue Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Have a Nice Dream!)

(Sam/Sir Justice catches the book)

Millie: There's got to be at least one spell in that book that can put Damien in his place!

Sam/Sir Justice: Good thinking, Millie! I'll start looking through this book and see if I find anything use…OOF!

(He gets cut off by Trent, who threw the motionless PB-01 Max onto him, causing him to let go of the book and take the book for himself. Let the game of "Keep Away" begin!)

Trent: I'll be taking this!

Max: (Looks down as Sam/Sir Justice) What's it like to be below me?

Sam/Sir Justice: Just shut up! (Throws him off of his person)

(Sir Justice you know how it is, Hate to dismiss any mistake, If it ain't right then you must be kiddin', Joke's mislead because you now slippin')

Trent: (Looking through the spell book) I'll take care of these jokers for you, boss!

Kenny/Mysterion: Oh no you don't! Mystery Lob! (He punches Trent and knocks him unconscious, causing him to let go of the book. Mysterion grabs the book and throws it towards Sir Justice) Catch!

(The book is flying towards Sir Justice, but Justin uses his chain tentacles to grab the book away from him)

(Oh believe my dedicated fix, Simply blast it, it ain't a trick, Just one click, then a second click, Rest is oh my goodness you're history)

Justin: You're too slow! (Flies off with the book)

Annie/Darling Dame: Time to give chase!

Clyde/Mosquito: Right behind you, Annie!

Kyle/Human Kite: Count me in!

(The three of them fly after Justin)

(You don't really need a history, to entry, just then I'm not so intrigued, Don't get it wrong sir, I'm a sweet treat, BANG BANG BANG BANG, have a nice dream. If it ain't proper its incomplete, You might give a shimmer because you like the heat. Stop takin' chances, it's real steep, Watch where you step, because I'm gonna scream (Instrumentals and remixed voices))

(In the skies above the cemetery, Justin is trying to look for a good spell to use against his opponents when suddenly…)

Kyle/Human Kite: 1,000 Degree Stare!

(He fires a beam of heat that barely misses Justin, but throws off his concentration)

Justin: Huh?!

Clyde/Mosquito: Give us that book, punk ass! (He sends out his brown mosquito robots) Mosquito Mob: Savage Swarm!

(Clyde sends his mosquito robots after Justin, and they swarm him)

Justin: (Tries shaking the mosquitoes away from him) Go away! Stop it right now! (In the midst of his flailing, he loses his grip of the book and it goes flying right into Annie's hands)

Annie/Darling Dame: Thanks for the gift, Justin! See ya! (She flies back down to the cemetery as Kyle and Clyde follow)

Clyde: Have fun playing with my mosquito robots, Justin!

Justin: Annoying pests! Chain Whirlwind! (He spins his chain tentacles around and destroys all of the mosquito robots as we cut to Annie flying back down to Earth)

Annie/Darling Dame: Butters! Heads up!

(She throws the book for Butters to catch it)

Butters/Professor Chaos: I got it! I got it!

(Ethel flies by on her snowflake glider and takes the book from him)

Ethel: (Laughs) You snooze you lose, Captain Pussy!

Annie/Darling Dame: (To Kyle and Clyde) Quick, after her! (The three fly after her, but Ethel launches a counterattack)

(Not enough for me to satisfy, any mistakes? Let's clarify. Let's post it to classify,
Find your bad and BOOM BAP BAP, Do it together with my entourage, Please stick your head in the back of the garage, I'm gonna have a sale and sell you cheap, Please get out, you're out of my league! (More remixed voices and instrumentals)

Ethel: Snowball Toss! (Three snowballs come from the sleeves of her robe and they hit Annie, Clyde, and Kyle, sending them crashing back to the cemetery) You're just as weak as Butters is! (Suddenly, she feels something hit her back…it's Jeffrey's Mighty Musket attack. The impact of the attack causes Ethel to drop the book) No! How dare you!

Justin: (Flies by and grabs the book) I got it! (Laughs) Suckers!

Tupper Wear/Token: Blinding Blast! (Fires the beam of light and Justin and blinds him)

Justin: Gah! You shitty brat! What have you done! (He accidently drops the book while trying to get his bearings straight)

(You still don't understand the man that your stinging, I ain't playin'. No more trainin'. Losing; it ain't easy to get back, You know what I'm sayin'. Hit your face with a big back slap. Click the cap and go Blap Blap Blap. Everything you touch will go flat, You know? Somehow people figure I'm in it (more remixed voices and instrumentals))

Damien: (Gets pissed and uses his demonic voice) YOU ARE ALL PISSING ME OFF ROYALLY! GIVE ME THE GODDAMN BOOK!

(His Shadow Claw attack comes from his back, and they reach for the book, but Red/Madame Knight blocks them with her shield)

Red/Madame Knight: (Shakes her head) Uh-uh! Not in my house, fool!

(The book lands in Sam/Sir Justice's hands once more)

Damien: (Looks around to see his minions are taken care of one way or another, and he sees that the South Park Saints have him surrounded) Uh oh!

Sam/Sir Justice: (Looks through the book and finds a spell he could use) Alright, It's time to end this!

(Sir Justice you know how it is, Hate to dismiss any mistake, If it ain't right then you must be kiddin', Joke's mislead because you now slippin'. Oh believe my dedicated fix, Simply blast it, it ain't a trick, Just one click, then a second click, Rest is oh my goodness you're history. You don't really need a history, to entry, just then I'm that soul retreat, Don't get it wrong sir, I'm a sweet treat, BANG BANG BANG BANG, have a nice dream, If it ain't proper its incomplete, You might give a shimmer because you like the heat. Stop takin' chances, it's real steep, Watch where you step, because I'm gonna scream.)

Sam/Sir Justice: (Closes the spell book) This fight was fun! We all fought well! But it's time to end this! Now go to hell! Dead Hands Spell!

(His eyes glow blue and the Earth opens up before everyone as a horde of bloody hands rise from the ground. Our heroes jump out of the way of the hands' reach, but they grab Damien. One hand digs right into his chest, rips out his heart, and crushes it in its fist…that doesn't kill Damien though, but it weakens him.)

Damien: Damn it…I feel…weak!

(More hands erupt from the ground and a gust of wind blows through the area. The gust is so strong it blows Sir Justice's falcon mask right off of his face, allowing everyone to see Sir Justice's real identity for a moment. Kevin is still on the hill taking pictures and recording for Millie)

Kevin: This is so cool!

(Back at the fight, a bunch of hands force the weakened Damien into an orb so he can't escape, and then they drag the orb into the depths of hell as Damien screams all the while)

(Bang! Bang! Bang! Have a Nice Dream! Bang! Bang! Bang! Have a Nice Dream! Bang! Bang! Bang! Have a Nice Dream! Bang! Bang! Bang! Have a Nice Dream!)

Damien: No! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (The hands drag Damien and his orb into hell as the ground closes up in a loud and thunderous clap…the fight is finally over)

Max: Master Damien! NO!

Justin: Damn it, those bastards got us again!

Ethel: Why are you all moping! We still have our powers! Let's get them!

Mr. Slave/Glamorous Gardener: (Throws some Sleepy Seeds at the four villains, making them drowsy and they fall asleep) We're so tired of you!

(Kevin and Millie come out of hiding to meet up with their friends, and they too see Sir Justice's true identity. Sam/Sir Justice realizes that his mask flew off and he frantically searches for it. He finds it and quickly puts it back on)

Sam/Sir Justice: (Pretending like they didn't see anything) Thank you all for you assistance, citizens! You did great! We sure showed them, didn't we?

(His comrades aren't fooled anymore)

Craig/DJ C-Rage: Sam? Is that you?

Sam/Sir Justice: Uh, I uh… (He sighs, removes his mask, and fixes his hair so it's back to its gelled down form. Sam shows himself)

Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: Sam?! You were Sir Justice this whole time!?

Sam/Sir Justice: Yeah…you got me. I'm Sir Justice.

Stan/Tool Shed: So when we were saved from Trent the first time…

Annie/Darling Dame: And when we were saved from getting raped by Justin…

Tweek/Peppy Prince: And when we were saved from NAMBLA and Max …

Butters/Professor Chaos: And when I was saved from my Grandma….

All: That was you?!

Sam/Sir Justice: (Nods)

Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Uh, I just want to clarify that I called this one from the beginning.

Kurt/Smith the Kid: (Clears his throat) As long as identities are being revealed…(He removes his cowboy hat as Bridgette and Ursula remove their masks)

Annie/Darling Dame: Kurt?!

Clyde/Mosquito: Bridgette?!

Red/Madame Knight: Ursula?!

Bridgette/Singing Angel: Yup, we're superheroes too. And, big shocker, Justin was one as well…you know, before he turned to the dark side and all.

Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Okay, literally, all of this I knew from the beginning! I just didn't want to say anything because then you'd all think I was crazy.

Coon/Cartman: Nobody cares, Wendy.

Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: (Sighs and walks away)

Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: Wendy, where are you going?

Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: I'm going home to take a bath. This has been a long evening.

Doug/Cerulean Viper: Wait for me, sweetie!

Jeffrey/Sgt. Stevens: Well, we should all be heading home too.

(Wendy and her father head for home, and soon, everyone else heads back to their respective homes for a good night's rest. Eventually, only Sam, Bridgette, Kurt, and Ursula are alone in the cemetery)

Bridgette/Singing Angel: My, what an eventful evening this was. (They turn to the sleeping Max, Justin, Ethel, and Trent) What are we going to do about them?

Sam/Sir Justice: I think the guard comes by here around this time to do his nightly rounds. Let's leave them there.

Bridgette/Singing Angel: Okay.

(The four kids begin to leave the cemetery)

Sam/Sir Justice: So, the night is still young. What do you guys want to do?

Kurt/Smith the Kid: Late night pizza party?

Sam/Sir Justice: Oh yeah, you know it! And we're in luck. There's a pizzeria that's open until 4 in the morning just down the road!

Ursula/Samurai of Light: What are we waiting for? Let's go!

(The four kids run off to the pizzeria)

(Meanwhile, in another part of hell, Satan's Castle to be specific, Satan has just received word of his son's defeat thanks to a messenger goblin)

Satan: My son has been defeated in battle, and now he's imprisoned? That kid, I swear, he drives me crazy! (He breathes fire and accidently kills the messenger goblin. Satan doesn't care) No matter. He'll still be my successor to the throne. I have an ace up my sleeve to free him. (He snaps his fingers and astral projections of eight silhouetted figures appear in front of him) The blood harvest start…now!

TO BE CONTINUED... (8 year Time skip time)

(Credits theme: Bakusou Yume Uta from Soul Eater)

(Yotei chouwa wo kechirasu noizu iru youni katto niramu gankou. Shinobikonda gareeji de yumemiteta ano koro to kawaranu haato)

(Shot #1: Trent, Justin, Ethel, and Max are placed in a higher security prison and they are given separate cells)

(Sou kyou to onaji ashita nante konee ze ore binkan ni bakusou. Utau shinzou kanaderu biito ikiteiru tashikana akashi wo.)

(Shot #2: Kurt, Bridgette, and Ursula are heading back to Houston, so everyone heads to Whistling Willy's for a going away party)

(Te ni shite ha ushinatte te ni shite ha ushinatte. Utsurou toki no naka de hito shirezu namida a shita yoru mo)

(Shot #3: Bebe stops by South Park Laboratories to visit Cody. She finally tells him how she feels about him, and they both hug. Cody x Bebe is now a thing in this fanfic people!)

(Subete ha koko ni atte subete ga tada jibun de. Sousa mada ikeru hazu daro)

(Shot #4: Sam and his new friends are about to enter their first day of Middle School. They walk up to the building with much confidence)

(Kegarenaki hikari ga yamiyo wo tsuranuite. Kono toki ga towa da to ima inochi ga sakenderu)

(Shot #5: Cartman is at a behavior management class, and he's doing very well. In fact, he's at the top of his class. He also appears to be a bit thinner)

(Hora kokoro no oku ni itsumo kimi ga utsuru yo
Mamorubeki shinjitsu wo tada daiteyukunda
Riyuu nantenai sa furueru tamashii yo aa)

(Shot #6: At Store Justice, there is even more merchandise! Costumes of the South Park Saints, South Park Saints dolls/action figures, and little knick knacks (special mention going to the Heidi/Fatal Feline version of a Maneki-Neko doll))

(Koukai ha nai nante daitai uso sa tsuba to basu shadou
Ukeirero sono bun tsuyoku nareba ii sa karamawatte mou ichido

(Shot #7: We cut to Middle School graduation. Sam and his friends get their certificates and are ready to advance to High School)

(Sou kyou no jibun wo gomakaseru hodo kiyou janee kizuku to
Ima omou kanjiteru kitto kotae nante arya shinai kedo)

(Shot #8: Kurt, Bridgette, and Ursula are back, this time for good. Their families decided to move to South Park as well so they can be closer to Sam. Annie and Clyde are especially overjoyed that Kurt and Bridgette are back. But when Red enters the scene, she sees Ursula and blushes a little bit)

(Deatte ha wakarete deatte ha tsunagatte
Yorisou seishun no kirameki yo taai nai hibi de sae mo Subete ha koko ni atte subete ga utsukushikute
Demo mada tatakatteru kara)

(Shot #9: Kurt, Annie, Bridgette, and Clyde are on a double date and are having a great time as they clink their drink glasses)

(Kurikaesu mainichi no aranami ni nomaretemo
Mada yume kara samenu oretachi ha koko ni iru
Itsumo kikoetekuru nakamatachi no koe ga
Kodoku wo furiharau youni tokai no kaze no naka
Tada iku shikanai sa shinjita ikiyou wo aa)

(Shot #10: It's Wendy's Sweet 16 party, everyone is having a great time, eating food, dancing to music, and exchanging gifts)

(Samayoinagara Nanika wo kaeteiku tameni kawaru yuuki wo
Soshite nakushichainai nanimo kawarazu ni iru tsuyosa wo)

(Shot #11: It's the day when colleges visit South Park High, and everyone is going from booth to booth to look for potential colleges)

(Kegarenaki hikari ga yamiyo wo tsuranuite
Kono shunkan ga eien da to ima inochi ga sakenderu
Hora kokoro no oku ni itsumo kimi ga utsuru yo
Mamorubeki shinjitsu wo tada daiteyuke)

(Shot #12: The Students of South Park High are driving up to the parking lot in their cars…but Sam arrives on a motorcycle, showing off his new motorcycle license. Some of the guys are a little bit jealous)

(Kurikaesu mainichi no kouha ni nomaretemo
Mada yume kara samenu oretachi ha koko ni iru
Itsumo kikoetekuru nakamatachi no koe ga
Kodoku wo furiharau youni machi no kaze no naka
Tada iku shikanai sa shinjita ikizama wo aa
Riyuu nantenai sa furueru tamashii yo aa)

(Final Shot: A bank robbery is occurring at South Park Federal Bank, but Sir Justice and the South Park Saints, along with Mephesto and a Boaralcon (Cross between boar and falcon) Bust through the window to stop said robbery. The robbers and heroes prepare to fight as the credits end)

(Author's note: So ends the Prologue Arc. Next up is the Blood Harvest Arc. Question: Which Prologue was your favorite and why?)