What The Actual Fuck

•Kadence•

After Barry left, I decided to go see Oliver. I knew where his Arrow Cave was (personally, I like the Quiver, but noooo, Arrow Cave is what it has to be). I found out I had some ability to run faster than a human (but slower than a gazelle) so I just ran to Star City. I snuck down to the Cave, knowing they were our doing their vigilantism stuffs. I stood behind Felicity and listened to her talk the guys through a building. I'm surprised Thea doesn't know yet. Laurel knows and she really is a pain in the ass. But anywho...

"BOO!" I shouted at Felicity.

She yelped loudly and turned around so fast, I thought she would get whiplash. Her expression went from mortified to surprise so fast. "Kadence? What the heck are you doing here? Oh my dreydl! I am so glad you're awake! Did you hear anything about Barry?" She says so fast, I could barely make out anything she said.

"Fel, first off, the guys need you so pay attention to that. Second, Barry is awake. Him and I are sharing an apartment now." I say back

Her mouth forms into an 'o' shape and she turns back around.

~30 Minutes Later~

I am sitting in a chair with Felicity, having a conversation about shoes.

"I like peek toed shoes because your feet can breathe in them." Felicity says.

"Me too. I also like combat boots that are heeled because they're like a spin on the shoes. Like dude, how the hell are your shoes so awesome." I say.

"I've never worn any. They seem weird." she says.

"I think you should try wearing darker clothes. Maybe add a difference to your appearance." I say.

The guys all walk down the stairs with Laurel trailing behind.

"No...never again." Felicity says

"How about we do a bet?" I ask, challenging her.

"Fine. I'll wear something dark, daring, and lacey if you wear something bright, eye-popping, and also lacey." she says, agreeing with me.

"Deal. Winner gets to ride Ray Palmer like a horse jockey on steriods!" I yell out.

Felicity blushes hard, Oliver gives me a dirty look and coughs hard, John laughs, and Laurel rolls her eyes.

"Kady! I wasn't expecting a visit after your phone call earlier." Oliver says, clearly trying to change the subject.

I wink at Felicity. She grabs the table and turns her chair around. "See, Barry left me at the apartment and I got bored and I wanted you to see for yourself what my powers do."

Roy runs away. Oliver steps back. John is the only one left. So I decide to add some fun. "Diggle darling, be a dear for me and be my lab rat?" I pout at him and bat my eyelashes.

He looks at me for 5 seconds. I could see his resolve crashing. Finally, he sighed and stepped forward.

I took off my gloves and touched his shoulder. The room enveloped in green smoke. His eyes glowed purple.

"The Mistress has called upon me. What can I do for you?" he says.

Oliver looks shocked and Felicity freaks out for a quick second.

"Mr. Diggle, please go and make me a martini." I say.

Diggle walks upstairs. I turn and look at Oliver. He looks mystified.

"BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!" I say loudly.

I stand in front of Oliver, then concentrate on where I wanna go. To the other side of the body table. I feel myself being transported over there. "Teleport. She can teleport." Felicity says, looking at Oliver.

Laurel scoffs and walks upstairs, now out of her suit.

Then I stay by the table and wish to disappear. And I do. I look down at my hands, and make sure I am invisible. Felicity freaks.

"Where the hell did she just go?!" she says.

I walk over to her and tap her on the shoulder. She screams and I laugh, becoming visible again. She hits me repeatedly, yelling vulgar things at me.

Diggle comes back down the stairs with a martini in hand. He hands it to me and bows.

"I am satisfied with your deed." I say.

John looks around confused and looks at me. "You did that to me?" He says and I nod.

"I can also move objects with my mind and enhance someone's sexual urges by simply looking them in the eye and snapping my fingers." I explain to everyone.

"Well that's a whole new kind of weird." Diggle says.

Roy comes back downstairs and we fill him in on everything. Felicity squeaks suddenly. We all look at her.

"Kady and Barry had the same incident that put them in the same coma that woke them up the same day. What if he's like her too?" Felicity asks curiously.

"If he is, don't tell me and don't tell him about me. I've had this humongous crush on him since we were kids and I really don't want him to think of me differently." I babble.

I look at Oliver and he's smirking at me. I say what to him and he looks at me and says, "Awe, my little Kady hash a crushh."

I turn invisible and walk behind him. He immediately catches me and I become visible again.

"We need to spar again, dude." I say to him, laughing.

He agrees and I walk over to Felicity, giving her my number and address and telling her to come visit soon.

After Diggle left I decided to get back Oliver for teasing me. So I disappeared and sneak up to Oliver, as he is talking to Felicity and Laurel. I reach for the waistline of his pants and pulled them down knowing he went commando most days. I use my telekinesis to freeze him in place as Laurel and Felicity's eyes bulged and they gasp as they both look down at Oliver's junk in proud display. Felicity giggles as she looked at Oliver's groin "I thought you would be bigger down there Oliver!" she blushes and fans herself.

I unfreeze Oliver and he gives me a dirty look. I laugh and leave before he can shoot me with an arrow.

I hug everyone, flip off Laurel, and make my way to the train.

Barry

After the whole Clyde Mardon/I'm a god fiasco, I called Oliver. He would help me understand everything. He said he'd heard alot of impossible stuff today. So I took the invite and went visit him.

"All my life, I wanted to be apart of something bigger than myself. I wanted to help people." I say.

"Then do it. Barry, you can give the people of Central City a light, a hope that I could never be." he says.

I nod and he shoots a grappling arrow at the building across from the one's roof we are on.

"Take your own advice, wear a mask." he says and glides away.

I laugh and run home. When I get there, Kady isn't home. I go to the kitchen and see a note on the table.

Went out, be back in a few ;)

-Kady

I smile and kick off my shoes.