South Park: The Legend of Sir Justice and the South Park Saints

by WildCard0531

Samuel Cooper is a young lad from Houston, TX. He also has a superhero alter ego known as Sir Justice. Watch as Sam goes through life fighting for his friends, the town, and later, the world. The reason I made this fanfic was because I was in the mood to make an anime esque adventure fanfic with South Park characters. Favorite if you wish. Enjoy! First entry in SPS Universe

11. O, Brother, Where Art Thou (Part 1)

The Legend of Sir Justice and the South Park Saints: Episode 10: O, Brother, Where Art Thou (Part 1)

(Author's Note: Okay, I just want to get something out there right now. I've been getting some comments in regards to the alter egos of Wendy, Tweek, and Craig. Yes, I know! Fuchsia Tigress, Peppy Prince, and DJ C-Rage aren't the proper egos, Call Girl, Wonder Tweek, and Super Craig are. Here's the thing though: I figured it wouldn't matter because Fractured But Whole isn't released at the time of making this chapter, so I figured I'd have time to use my imagination (I know the trailer for the game is out, but still, I didn't think it would matter). If you don't like the egos that I have made for Tweek, Wendy, and Craig, that's fine. It's your opinion, and I'll respect it, I just want to clear the air so you all understand. Now, with all that said and done, have a blessed day and enjoy this next chapter)

(It's a Tuesday night in late April, and a man wearing a brown cloak is walking through the town of South Park. This man has black hair and blue eyes. He eventually comes up to an abandoned old church and opens the door. The inside of the church is a mess. The wooden seats look rotted, there are cracks in the walls, and cobwebs and dust everywhere. The brown cloaked gentleman sees the same dark pope from the ending of last episode just standing in the altar)

Brown Cloak Man #1: Father Charon, I have arrived.

(Charon turns around and shows himself)

(Charon is a man in his mid 20s with red eyes and short brunette hair. He is wearing black shoes, and a black and red pope outfit complete with a silver pentagram necklace, a black pope hat over his brown hair and a silver papal ferula with a pentagram on it instead of a crucifix and a black jewel in the middle of it)

Charon: I've been waiting for you my child. Please, have a seat.

(The brown cloaked man walks into the alter and sits down on a chair that Charon is placed for him)

Charon: Tell me, my child, are you ready to undergo the blood transfer?

Brown Cloak Man #1: Sir, yes sir!

Charon: Excellent. Your blood shall leave your body, and it shall flow on in the body of the son of Satan himself, Master Damien! (He takes out a big syringe from his pocket) May the unholy lord in the fires of hell bless this syringe! For it will be your blood's vessel into the body of a much better being! I have spoken!

(With that, Charon jabs the brown cloaked man in the chest and starts to extract his blood as it enters the syringe. The brown cloaked man convulses and shakes as he feels the blood drain from his body. He becomes woozy and eventually his eyes close and he dies. Charon removes the syringe from the man's chest and stares at it)

Charon: Perfect.

(Charon walks into a closet and grabs his bag. He empties the syringe into an empty bottle and places it in the bag with the other bottles of blood. Last time we saw him, he had 50 bottles, now the bottle count is somewhere in the 60s)

Charon: (Laughs sadistically) All of this blood is the blood of Satan's most devout followers. Satan is going to be so pleased when he learns of my progress. Oh, I love my work.

(He continues to giggle sadistically as we cut to the intro)

(Intro song: Resonance by T.M Revolution)

(The intro starts with the town of South Park, and a teenaged Damien looks down on the town from atop a hill)

(Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga mune wo sasu nara? Kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga ima kikoeru ka?)

(Enemy soldiers dressed in black are attacking the town and spreading chaos and destruction)

(Roku ni me mo awasazu unmei ni made karandeku Yukisaki moro kabutteru kuenai yoru wo hashire)

(The main characters that include teenaged Samuel/Sir Justice, Kurt/Smith the Kid, Bridgette/the Singing Angel, Ursula/Samurai of Light, Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress, Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens, Kenny/Mysterion, Cartman/Coon, Butters/Professor Chaos, Stan/Tool Shed, Kyle/Human Kite, Craig/DJ C-Rage, Tweek/Peppy Prince, Token/Tupper Wear, Clyde/Mosquito, Red/Madame Knight, Heidi/Fatal Feline, Annie/Darling Dame, Leon/Beo-Wolf, Mr. Slave/Glamorous Gardener, Jeffrey/Sgt. Stevens, Doug/Cerulean Viper, Cody/Mr. Gentleman, Dr. Sophocles, and Mephesto and his genetic experiments charge into the town ready for the fight of their lives. They all fight off the soldiers)

(Fukaoi shisugita mabushisa ga warui yume ni tsuzuite mo)

(Damien appears along with his 13 commanders (7 of which are Trent, Justin, Ethel, Max, Tobias Shredder, Paris Hilton in her Smiles mask and power suit, and Dimitri). Our heroes look at each other, smirk, pull out their weapons and fight)

(Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga mune wo sasu nara Kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga ima kikoeru ka? Deatta wake wa dou datte ii mikitsukerarete Fureta shunkan no kizu no fun dake tashika ni nareru)

(Damien steps forward ready to face our heroes, and they prepare to clash as the title of the fanfic, "The Legend of Sir Justice and the South Park Saints" appears)

(Flashback: We cut to 18 years earlier, sometime in the year 2007, where we are at a hospital in Houston, TX. A young boy is being led down a hallway by his father. This young boy is an 8 year old Charon, and his father had just picked him up from school so that Charon could meet his new baby sister)

(8 year old Charon has short brunette hair and blue eyes and he is wearing a white t-shirt with a picture of a robot on it, blue jean shorts, and blue sneakers)

(Charon's father has short blonde hair and green eyes. He has a long sleeve green button up shirt and brown pants with brown shoes)

Charon (8 years): I can't wait to meet my new sister, father.

Charon's father: And I'm sure she can't wait to see you, Charon.

(The duo enter a room and find Charon's mother holding the baby in question. The baby is wrapped in a pink blanket, and Charon's mother is wearing a white hospital gown, and she has long brunette hair and blue eyes)

Charon (8 years): Oh, mother!

Charon's mother: Charon, you're here. Would you like to see your new baby sister?

Charon: Yes, please.

(He walks up next to the bed that his mother is resting in, and takes a closer look at the blue eyed baby that is Charon's sister. The baby in question smiles up at Charon and coos upon seeing him)

Charon (8 years): (To his parents) She's so little. (Back to the baby) Hi. I'm your big brother, Charon. I think we're going to have some great times ahead of us, sister. (The baby coos some more as the two new siblings stare at each other)

Charon's father: (Turns the flash off on his camera) Okay everyone, smile!

(Charon's father takes the picture of Charon and his newborn sister. We then fast forward back to present day 2025, where that same sister is now 18 years old and she's looking at a wallet sized version of that photo. Charon's sister…..is Bridgette. It's the end of another Wednesday at school, and Bridgette is at her locker looking at the photo when her boyfriend Clyde, as well as Kurt, Annie, Ursula, and Red come up to her)

Clyde: Hey, babe, what are you looking at?

Bridgette: (Snaps out of her thoughts) Huh, oh, hi guys. I was just looking at this old photo my father took the day I was born. (She shows her five friends the photo)

Annie: Aww, so cute!

Red: Hey, Bridgette, who's the boy in the photo?

Bridgette: Oh, that's my brother Charon.

Red: I didn't know you had a brother, Bridgette.

Bridgette: My family and I don't like to talk about him that much.

Annie: Why not? He is a part of your family, right? Why wouldn't you want to talk about him?

(Kurt, Bridgette, and Ursula look at each other and nod)

Kurt: You guys don't know about what happened to him, do you?

Clyde: Oh my god! Did Charon die?

Bridgette: I don't really know. Do you guys remember when we came to visit Sam about 8 years ago?

Red: Of course.

Bridgette: Well, when I got back home, and I walked home from the bus station, I passed Charon as he had nothing on him except a backpack and the clothes on his back. He said he was going on some kind of spiritual journey to become a priest, and then he took off. We never really heard from him since that day. I don't know if he's still on a journey, if he's dead, or what. Kurt, Sam, and Ursula were the only ones I've told about this until now.

Clyde: So you don't know where your brother is, Bridge?

Bridgette: Nope.

Kurt: He was a cool guy, that's for sure. He inspired us to become the Houston Five, you know.

Annie: Really?

Ursula: That's right. (Looks depressed) I just hope that he comes back to us one day.

Red: I'm sure he will, Ursula. I know what'll take your mind off of him for right now. You want to go play some mini-golf? (Takes a coupon out of her backpack) I have a play one round play another round free coupon!

Ursula: I'd like that, my red rose.

Kurt: Annie and I better get to the bakery for our shift.

Annie: Yeah, we'll see you guys later.

(Annie, Kurt, Ursula, and Red leave as Clyde and Bridgette continue to talk)

Clyde: Want to come by my place and maybe we can continue to talk about your brother? My father just brought some cheddar cheese microwave popcorn. We can pop up some bags and watch re-runs of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Bridgette: (Smiles as she grabs her backpack and closes her locker) I'd like that. (They leave)

(We then cut to Sam, Heidi, Stan, Tweek, and Craig, who are packing up their bags and getting ready to leave)

Sam: Hey, have either of you guys seen Wendy at all today?

Stan: Nope, not at all.

Heidi: I think Wendy is at home with a terrible cold. Bebe told me at lunch earlier today.

Sam: Oh dear.

Tweek: Why do you want to know where Wendy is? Do you plan on asking her out?

Sam: Yeah, I was going to ask today, but I couldn't find her.

Heidi: Wait, Sam. Are you saying that you like Wendy that way?

Sam: I think so. I mean, we've been friends for eight years now, and she was the first person that showed me kindness when I first arrived in South Park.

Stan: As someone who dated Wendy a few years ago, even I have to admit that you two would make a great couple.

Sam: Thanks.

Heidi: Seems like everyone is finding love around here except me. (Looks at Tweek and Craig and tries to act cool) Hey, Tweek, Craig, what's going on?

Tweek & Craig: Not interested.

Heidi: Oh right, forgot that you two don't really like girls.

Craig: Is that gay rumor still going around? I thought that shit died out like six or seven years ago.

Heidi: No, there are still some people in this school who still think that you two are a couple.

Craig: Well we're not!

Sam: (Packs his bag and closes his locker) If Wendy is sick, I think I'm going to take it upon myself to take care of her.

Heidi: Good idea. I think there's a faculty meeting tonight so Mr. Testaburger won't be home until late, and Mrs. Testaburger works long hours at some kind of insurance company. Wendy will love this.

Sam: I'm going to go the store and get some supplies.

Heidi: Can I come too?

Sam: Why? So you can try and ask out Leon?

Heidi:…Maybe.

Sam:…Okay let's go.

(Heidi and Sam leave, but Stan looks like he's about to say something)

Stan: Hey, Heidi, can I just say…

Heidi: (From a distance) Can't talk now, see you tomorrow, Stan.

Stan: (Sighs in disappointment)

Craig: Well, well, well, from the sound of that sigh, I'd say you're trying to get back in the dating game, and you've chosen Heidi for your desired partner.

Stan: (Blushes out of embarrassment) Uh…I have to go now. See you guys tomorrow. (Runs like hell)

Tweek: Awful lot of pairings going on in this fanfiction.

Craig: Yeah, some of which aren't even canon with the original South Park series.

Tweek: Hence why this story is called a, "fanfiction."

Craig: True.

(We then cut to the office of the High School Therapist, Mr. Brewster. He's having a meeting with Apollo)

(Mr. Brewster is a chubby man in his 50s with grey hair, green eyes, and he is wearing a red sweater and brown khakis with brown loafers)

Mr. Brewster: So, Apollo, you're saying that you're getting bullied just for reading books about the Murciélago family and Luther Von Cooper III and his weapons?

Apollo: Yeah. Just because I'd rather read and keep to myself, I get chastised and bullied. What kind of bullshit is that?

Mr. Brewster: Have you tried talking to your family about your problems?

Apollo: (Thinks of a lie to cover his true self) I never knew my mother, and my father is off on a long journey somewhere. I just live alone with my sister.

Mr. Brewster: I see. Have you tried talking with Maria about your problems?

Apollo: She's the opposite of me. Everyone just loves Maria. Just because she's more outgoing and optimistic than I am means that everyone has to love her more than me.

Mr. Brewster: Well, people that have friends are less likely to be bullied. Do you have any friends of note, Apollo.

Apollo: Friends…who needs friends? Friends are just like any other person, except they have closer ties to you. People just live to hurt and take away from you, it doesn't matter who that person is. I don't need friends. I never have and I never will.

Mr. Brewster: But if you get friends, Apollo, you might be happier.

Apollo: Happiness is weakness. As soon as your enemy sees your joy, they try and take you down. These are the things that my father told me before he went away.

Mr. Brewster: Just trust me, Apollo. Why don't you join a club or try and socialize with the South Park Saints. I hear they're a nice group of people to be around. They even let in a new member called the White Mind Maiden.

Apollo: (Thinks to himself) So Maria really did join those goody-goody saints. Typical. (Out loud) I'm not interested. Principal Stevens sent me here so that you can try and help me with my problems, but you're just making them worse. I don't want or need friends, end of story.

Mr. Brewster: But Apollo, I'm trying to help you. Just listen to me.

Apollo: (Gets up and shouts…) I don't want any friends!

(When he shouted that, a flower pot that sat on Mr. Brewster's desk falls off and breaks. Mr. Brewster looked confused at his desk as Apollo runs out of his office)

Mr. Brewster: I wonder what that was all about?

Apollo: (Walks down the hall and sees that somebody spray painted the message, "Apollo Sucks" onto the wall) GOD DAMN IT! (He punches the wall, and that catches the attention of Stan and Kyle, who are leaving the school) What are you two looking at! (Stan and Kyle run away from him scared)

(We then cut to the grocery store where Sam and Heidi walk up to Leon's checkout line. Sam has a basket full of soup ingredients, cough medicine, cough drops, some tangerines, some green tea teabags, and a few boxes of tissues)

Heidi: I think Wendy will really love what you're doing for her, Sam.

Sam: (Places his items on the conveyor belt) I hope so. She's my friend and I want to make sure she's happy.

(Heidi and Sam are next in line and Leon starts scanning the items)

Leon: How are you two doing today?

Sam: We're doing great, thanks for asking Leon. How are things since we fought against Dimitri the other day?

Leon: Let's just say I think I have a fear of clowns now.

Sam: Can't say I don't blame you.

Leon: (As he scans the items) You picked a lot of nice items and cold remedies.

Sam: Yeah. Wendy is a little under the weather, so I'm going to take care of her today since her parents are busy tonight.

Leon: Well that's nice of you. You know, you're a great friend, Sam.

Sam: I try.

(As Sam hands Leon the proper cash, Heidi decides to make some moves on Leon)

Heidi: So…Leon.

Leon: (Hands Sam back his cash) What's up?

Heidi: Ever thought of doing something with those hands that didn't involve scanning groceries? Maybe you can use them for holding a cute girl like me?

Leon: Uh, Heidi, there is a two year age gap in between us. I don't think it'll work.

Heidi: So what? My parents have a five year age gap between them, and they're making it work. Besides, if you're scared that I'm not of age and you are, I've got news for you. I just turned 18 last month, legally making me an adult just like you. (Whispers to him) You don't even have to hold me down, Leon.

Leon: (Grows uncomfortable as he hands Sam his groceries and change) Thank you for shopping, have a great day.

Sam: Thanks, Leon, have a great day.

(Sam and Heidi leave)

Heidi: Leon looked uncomfortable. What did I say?

Sam: Let's just say you have a lot to learn if you want a boyfriend, Heidi.

(Upon leaving the supermarket, Sam and Heidi head for Sam's motorcycle. Kelly Rutherford-Menskin, who just happened to be in the area, notices him and follows him towards his bike)

Kelly: Hi, Sammy.

Sam: (Under his breath) Oh no, not Kelly.

Kelly: (Catches up to the duo) Wait up, silly. What's up?

Sam: Nothing Kelly.

Kelly: Doesn't look like nothing. (Looks at his groceries) It looks like you gone grocery shopping. What did you buy?

Heidi: As if it's any business of yours.

Kelly: You can tell me, Sammy. Who are you buying those groceries for? Yourself, your family, me?

Sam: Actually, I'm bought these for Wendy. She's sick today, and I'm going to take care of her while her parents are away.

Kelly: (Gets jealous) W-Wendy?

Heidi: That's right, Kelly. Your wonder boy here has eyes for another girl. What now?

Kelly: I…I can't believe this! I just…NO! No, you do love me! I know you do, Sam! This is a joke! You always did have an interesting sense of humor.

Sam: Sorry, Kelly, but this is real. I'm actually getting feelings for Wendy, and I think today is the day where I tell her how I feel. There is no better day, honestly.

Kelly: (Laughs) Oh, so funny, Sam. You always know how to make a girl laugh. (Her laughter slowly turns to tears) I know you're joking. You actually love me, and you always have. You want me badly…(Starts bawling) YOU WANT ME BADLY, SAMMY, WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! (Runs off crying)

Sam: I feel terrible about that.

Heidi: You had to tell her. I just hope she got the message. Her behavior just now is exactly the type of behavior that most psychotic lovers have.

Sam: That's just in the movies. Kelly will probably cry it off, watch a rom-com while eating some Haagen Dazs, and move on with her life.

Heidi: I hope you're right.

Sam: (Puts the groceries in the top box of his motorcycle, hops on, and straps on his helmet, offering the second one to Heidi) Need a ride home?

Heidi: No thanks. It's a beautiful day, so I think I'll walk home.

Sam: Suit yourself. Be safe. (With that, Sam takes off for Wendy's house)

(We then cut to the Donovan Residence where Clyde and Bridgette are just chilling out watching Fresh Prince of Bel-Air reruns and eating some microwave cheddar cheese popcorn)

Bridgette: I've never had cheddar cheese microwave popcorn before. It tastes heavenly! Almost as if God has blessed my taste buds.

Clyde: (Chuckles) I'm glad you like it, sweetie. (A commercial break comes on the T.V) So, Bridgette, I don't know if I'll be opening up old wounds by asking this, but what was your brother like?

Bridgette: (Sighs and thinks for a moment) Well, Clyde, let me first ask you something. You have a younger sister, right?

Clyde: Yeah.

Bridgette: How do you feel about her?

Clyde: She can be annoying sometimes, but when it gets down to it, I love her like any brother would love a sister, and I enjoy spending time with her whenever we get the chance.

Bridgette: Well, that's kind of how Charon and I felt about each other. Other than people like Sam, Kurt, or Ursula, Charon was my absolute best friend. I remember one time he let me come to his hangout.

(Flashback time: 2015)

(We cut to the streets of downtown Houston, and 8 year old Bridgette is walking with 16 year old Charon to an unknown location)

(8 year old Bridgette's wardrobe isn't different from when she was 10 (Bridgette in the Prologue Arc) and 16 year old Charon is wearing a plain white t-shirt, white pants, and black shoes)

Bridgette (8 years): Brother, where are we going?

Charon (16 years): You'll see. Let's just take a quick stop first.

(Charon and Bridgette stop and get some Fudgsicles from an ice cream vendor. From there, Charon takes Bridgette to his hangout: The clocktower at Fort Sam. The two kids climb up to the top and just hang out inside to eat their ice cream)

Bridgette (8 years): The Fort Sam clock tower? But only you and your friends hang out up here, Charon. I don't understand.

Charon (16 years): This was the spot where my friends and I would hang out after school when we were your age. I figured since you just turned 8 about a few months ago, I'd show you my hang out. Maybe you and your friends can hang out here from now on. It's really quite calming isn't it? Really gives you time to collect your thoughts.

Bridgette (8 years): I guess. (Takes a nibble from her fudgsicle) So, why'd you bring me here?

Charon (16 years): I just wanted to hang out with you, Bridgette. Especially since I plan on undergoing my spiritual journey when I turn 18. Once I complete that, I'll be able to become a full fledged priest, and I'll make the Powell family name proud.

Bridgette (8 years): Do you really have to do this? It sounds dangerous.

Charon (16 years): Have no fear, sister. Remember, Jesus fasted in the desert for 40 days and nights. I intend on doing the same thing. God will see my dedication towards him, and he will recognize me as a devoted Christian, worthy of priesthood.

Bridgette (8 years): But we'll miss you, Charon. I'll miss you. I love you.

Charon (16 years): I love you too, sister. Don't worry, you'll see me again. And when you do, you'll find that our bond will have never changed. But, let's not focus on that right now. My journey is not for another two years. Let's focus on the time we have together while we have it.

Bridgette (8 years): (Smiles) Yeah. Good idea. Thanks for inviting me up here, Charon. You're pretty cool.

Charon (16 years): I try, sister. (Raises his fudgsicle) Here's to family, friends, and religion.

Bridgette (8 years): (Raises her fudgsicle) Here, here!

(The siblings chill out some more and eat their fudgsicles)

(End flashback: Back to 2025)

Clyde: So your brother went on this spiritual journey and never came back.

Bridgette: That's right. We don't know what happened to him. I knew it was dangerous. If I would've known, I would've tried harder to stop him. Maybe he'd be with us right now.

Clyde: (Hugs Bridgette) Don't worry, babe. I'm sure Charon is smiling down at you from heaven if he did kick the bucket. And if by some chance he's still alive, I know you two will meet again and have a joyous reunion.

Bridgette: I hope he's still alive…somewhere.

(We then cut to Sam, who just parked his motorcycle on the curb in front of the Testaburger's house. He grabs his groceries and walks up to the front door and knocks)

Wendy: (From inside) It's open.

(Sam opens the door and finds Wendy laying on the couch, wearing her usual pajamas (the pink pajamas with pictures of sunflowers), and she is covering herself with a purple quilt. Her nose is red from blowing it constantly)

Wendy: Hey, Sam. (Cough)

Sam: Hey, Wendy. How are you doing?

Wendy: Let's see. (Cough) I'm congested, my body is achy, I'm coughing up a storm, my voice is hoarse, my head is pounding, I have a fever of 101.4….and this is still not the worst cold I've had.

(The two teenagers chuckle)

Sam: You mean you've had worse?

Wendy: You should've seen me when I had a fever of 103.2 in 2013 (Cough).

Sam: You think that's bad? I had a fever of 104.6 in the summer of 2014 when I was visiting some relatives in Oklahoma. That was a pretty bad vacation for me.

Wendy: (Chuckles) So, what brings you by?

Sam: I heard that your parents are working late tonight. I figured I'd come and keep you company and take care of you. (He reaches into his grocery bag and takes out a bag of cough drops. He reaches into the bag and gives it to his friend) You'll need some of these. They'll soothe your throat.

Wendy: Hence the name "cough drop." (Cough) Thanks.

Sam: (Grabs a box of tissues from his bag) These tissues are the kind that have lotion on them. They should be easier on your nose. (Grabs some green tea teabags from the bag) Want me to make you some tea?

Wendy: Yes, please.

Sam: (Smiles) Okay. You stay right there and relax. I'll be back soon.

(Sam heads for the kitchen and returns with a hot cup of tea for Wendy)

Sam: Here you are.

Wendy: Thanks. (She blows on the mug and sips from it) I appreciate what you're doing, Sam, but you didn't have to go out of your way to do this, you know.

Sam: Nonsense. You're ill. What kind of friend would I be if I didn't help you out in your time of need?

Wendy: True.

Sam: (Reaches into his bag and takes out tangerine) Have a tangerine. It has vitamin C. It should help. Need any help peeling it?

Wendy: (Coughs and starts peeling the tangerine) No, I'm fine. Thanks though.

Sam: (Smiles) Anytime.

(We then cut to the miniature golf course, where Red and Ursula just finished playing their games, and now they are sitting on a bench eating some ice cream cones)

Ursula: Have to admit, my red rose, you are quite the miniature golfer.

Red: Thanks. I usually like to hang out here to chill out, whether by myself or with friends, and just let off steam. How's your ice cream cone?

Ursula: Not bad. Soft and serve is always good.

Red: Hey, Ursu.

Ursula: Yes?

Red: Just out of curiosity, do you think you can tell me more about Bridgette's brother, Charon?

Ursula: Sure. What do you want to know?

Red: What was he like? Did you two get along?

Ursula: Oh hell yeah. Charon was a cool dude. Whenever Sam, Kurt, Bridgette, or Justin were busy, Charon was always there to hang out with me while everyone else was off doing their own thing. He was like a brother to me…and all of us. I remember one time when I was about 9 years old, and my parents car broke down on their way to pick me up from fencing practice. Charon was right there to pick me up and take me home. He always looked out for us. And then there was one time where I returned the favor to him.

(Flashback time: The year was 2016)

(9 year old Ursula's clothes are no different from when she was 10, and 17 year old Charon's clothes are no different from when he was 16)

(In the flashback, Ursula is walking home from school, and she passes by the town park where she notices Charon surrounded by three bullies, all three wearing jeans and sweatshirts, and all three about Charon's age, 17 at the time)

Bully #1: Well look what we have here. Charon over here thinks he has what it takes to be a priest. Don't make me laugh.

(The bullies laugh at Charon)

Bully #2: You're living in a dream world preacher boy!

Charon (17 years): It's not a dream. I am going to become a world renowned priest, and I'll do this city proud! You'll see, you'll all see!

(The bullies laugh again as the leader punches him in the face. Charon gets back up annoyed)

Charon (17 years): May God have mercy on your soul.

Bully #3: God, Shmod! You're wasting your time believing in such nonsense.

Bully #1: Plus, if this so called god was real, and if he really did love you, why isn't he sending you a miracle to take you away from this situation you're in?

Charon (17 years): Miracles take time, my friend.

Bully #1: We are not your friends, boy! You're nothing but a washed up, kooky, religion nut that's going to end up alone with no friends one day. So give up your priest dreams, preacher boy, and face reality!

(Just as he's ready to punch Charon again, Ursula intervenes)

Ursula (9 years): Leave him alone!

(The three bullies turn around and see Ursula walking up to them)

Ursula (9 years): He didn't do anything to you. Leave him be.

(The bullies laugh)

Bully #3: Is a little girl seriously going to stand up for this nutcase?

Bully #1: It looks like it. Look, squirt, why don't you beat it before you hurt yourself.

Ursula (9 years): Are you going to leave him alone?

Bully #1: Uh, no!

Ursula (9 years): Then I'm not going anywhere.

Bully #2: (Under his breath) Fucking brat.

Bully #1: (Walks up to Ursula) Maybe you're not hearing me clearly. Leave now, or I'm going to have to…

WHAM!

(He is then cut off by Ursula kicking him in the nads. Bully #1 falls on his knees in pain as Bullies #2 and #3 chase her to a nearby tree. Upon arriving to the tree, Ursula picks up a tree branch and uses it as a make shift sword. She whacks Bully #3 in the face with the branch before he could even punch her. Bully #2 tries to take the branch away from Ursula, but she pushes him back, and knocks him on his ass. Ursula then whacks Bully #2 in the head with the branch, causing it to break. The three bullies run away in fear)

Ursula (9 years): (Shouting at the bullies) Yeah you punk asses better run! And I'd better not catch you messing with Charon ever again! (She goes over to Charon to see if he's alright) Are you okay, Charon?

Charon (17 years): Yes, thank you. And thanks for fighting off those thugs.

Ursula (9 years): Hey, one of us had to. It's a good thing I was in the area.

Charon (17 years): And it's a good thing I told you four years ago to always fight and stand up for what is right. And like I said four years back, while I don't support violence entirely, there are some instances like the one that just occurred where violence is justified.

Ursula (9 years): Sometimes we need a little violence to keep the baddies of this world in line. As long as we don't indulge in it regularly as if it's some kind of drug, it's okay.

Charon (17 years): Exactly. I see you took my words to heart.

Ursula (9 years): Hey, they're good words to live by.

Charon (17 years): Indeed they are. Come on, I'll buy you a large cherry slushie at the mini-mart as a special thanks for your help.

Ursula (9 years): Alright! (They head off and continue to talk) Also, Charon, as far as those jerks telling you that you can't become a priest is concerned, you can be whatever you want to be. Don't let anyone tell you different. That's what my parents always tell me.

Charon (17 years): Got it, Ursula. (Chuckles) Never thought I'd be getting life lessons from someone who hasn't even graduated Elementary School yet.

(The two kids laugh as they continue on their merry way)

(End flashback: Back to 2025)

Red: Wow, so you really beat up those three guys?

Ursula: Swear to god.

Red: Damn, you were even awesome back then, sweetie.

Ursula: (Smiles) Thanks.

Red: I can see why Charon is so special to you, Ursu. You think if you ever run in to him again, I can meet him

Ursula: I'd like that. He really is a cool guy. Probably the coolest guy I know (Whispers in her ear) Don't tell our guy friends this.

Red: (Giggles) Don't worry, your secret is safe with me. Now let's eat our ice cream before it melts.

Ursula: Sure thing.(Red and Ursula continue to eat their ice cream and hang out)

(We cut back to Sam and Wendy, who are watching movies on Netflix. However, Wendy falls asleep in the middle of one of the movies, and Sam notices)

Sam: (To himself) I should probably let her rest. Now would be a good a time as any to make her some soup.

(He grabs the soup ingredients from the grocery bag and heads into the kitchen. He takes out his phone and looks up a chicken noodle soup recipe, and gets cooking. After a few moments, Wendy awakens to the sounds of Sam cooking. She promptly looks around for her friend)

Wendy: (Cough) Sam, where are you?

Sam: (Comes out of the kitchen with a hot bowl of soup and places it in front of Wendy) Sorry, I was busy making you some chicken noodle soup. I figured if you were sleeping it would be okay if I left you alone for a few moments.

Wendy: You made me soup?

Sam: Yeah. I found a recipe online and made it. It's my first attempt at cooking it so don't expect much. Try it and see what you think.

(Wendy eats some of the soup and enjoys it)

Wendy: Wow, this is pretty good! (Cough) You did a good job.

Sam: You really think so?

Wendy: Honestly, this is amazing. (Eats another spoonful) Are you sure this was your first attempt at cooking this soup.

Sam: Swear to God. You really like it?

Wendy: (Eats another spoonful) My parents raised an honest girl. You did great.

Sam: (Smiles) I'm so glad you enjoy it! Make sure you drink the broth too.

Wendy: With how good this soup tastes, (Cough) you bet your ass that I'm going to drink the broth.

(The two teenagers laugh)

(We cut to Knitts' Bakery around sunset, and Kurt and Annie are taking inventory while there are no customers to take care of. It's at this moment when Bebe enters the bakery)

Bebe: Hey, Kurt, Annie.

Kurt: Oh, Bebe, hello! What brings you here?

Bebe: Just on an errand for my Codykins. (Holds up a slip of paper and gives it to the couple) He wants me to place an order for this cake for some kind of family reunion he's attending sometime next month.

Annie: (Takes the slip of paper and reads it) Okay, Bebe, we'll get right on it.

Bebe: Thanks. Mind if I chill out here for a while.

Kurt: Not at all, have a seat.

(Bebe sits down at a nearby table)

Kurt: So where's Cody?

Bebe: He's trying to look for the fourth advocate with Maria. He's hearing this stuff about these devil worshipers just dropping dead and he thinks one of the remaining five advocates has something to do with this.

Annie: Devil worshipers are dying and he thinks it's the work of an advocate? If anything one of the advocates would be one of the last people I'd suspect. I mean, shouldn't the advocates and devil worshipers be on the same side?

Bebe: That's what I said, but Cody just begs to differ.

Kurt: Cody worries too much about stuff like this. He's going to give himself an ulcer someday.

Annie: Also, if Cody is looking for the advocates, shouldn't you be out helping him?

Bebe: I told him I had to finish a Power Point presentation about the Industrial Revolution for history class so I couldn't join him. It's not easy being a hero and balancing school work.

Kurt: I know.

Annie: (Turns to Kurt) Hey, Kurt.

Kurt: What's up?

Annie: I was thinking about what you said earlier about Bridgette's brother, Charon. You said that he inspired you to become a hero in the first place. Do you think you can tell me the story about how this happened?

Kurt: It seems to be a slow business day around here. Sure I'll tell you, as long as Bebe doesn't mind listening in.

Bebe: It's fine. I can go for a good origin story. Go on, tell us the story.

Kurt: Okay. (Clears his throat) The year was 2012….

(Flashback to the year 2012 when Charon was just 12 years old while Sam, Kurt, Bridgette, Ursula, and Justin were just 5 years old)

(13 year old Charon is wearing a long sleeve white shirt with a picture of the Jesus fish known as Ichthys, blue jeans, and black loafers)

(5 year old Sam is wearing a plain long sleeve orange shirt with blue jeans and black shoes)

(5 year old Kurt is wearing a brown t-shirt with black shorts and black shoes)

(5 year old Bridgette is wearing her usual white dress with pink leggings and white shoes)

(5 year old Ursula is wearing her Houston Texans cap and a blue sundress with black leggings and black shoes)

(5 year old Justin is wearing a blue tank top with black baggy jeans and black shoes)

(Charon is relaxing on the couch in the Powell residence back in Houston when he sees Bridgette and her friends upset)

Charon (13 years): You guys look down. What happened?!

Sam (5 years): It was Billy Walsh.

Charon (13 years): Who's Billy Walsh?

Justin (5 years): He's only the meanest and nastiest kid in school. He pushed me out of the way while I was trying to make moves on Camille Watson, freaking rooster blocker!

Ursula (5 years): He wouldn't let me play on the swings at recess.

Kurt (5 years): He stole my desert at lunchtime.

Sam (5 years): And he hogged all of the crayons in art class.

Charon (13 years): Sounds like you all have a bully on your hands.

Kurt (5 years): That's the general gist, yeah.

Bridgette (5 years): Oh, Charon, what should we do?

Charon (13 years): Well, I normally don't condone violence, as I think we can all solve our problems with peace. But there are some times when violence must be used as a way to keep the evil of the world in check. The important thing is that we don't abuse violence for our own purposes.

Justin (5 years): So you're saying that we should beat Billy Walsh down?

Charon (13 years): If that's what you must do, then do it.

Sam (5 years): Hang on! I don't want our reputations to be ruined. I mean, the five of us have established ourselves as the calm type of people that wouldn't hurt a fly. We'll be ruined if people learn that we beat people up. What do we do about that?

Charon (13 years): I have a few ideas. (Gets up off the couch) Come on, let's go clothes shopping. (The group of six leave)

(We then cut to the next day at Houston Elementary School's playground. Billy Walsh approaches a group of kids that are playing on the swing set)

(Billy Walsh is a five year old boy wearing a red polo shirt, beige shorts, and brown shoes)

Billy: Beat it, twerps! This swing set is mine.

Kid: But, Billy, this playground is for everyone. It's not right.

Billy: Did I ask you for your opinion? No! Now get off my swing set! My playground, my rules!

Sam/Sir Justice (5 years): This playground is for everyone!

(Billy turns around and finds the Houston Five making their debut)

Billy: Who are you supposed to be? The Dumb-vengers? (Laughs as the Houston Five laugh along)

Justin/One Man Chain Gang (5 years): Heh, you're a funny guy (Laughs some more). Okay, enough messing around. Let's get this guy, team!

Billy: Do you all honestly think you can take me? I'm Billy Walsh!

Sam/Sir Justice (5 years): More like Bitchy False!

Billy: (Sarcastic) Great comeback! (Normal tone of voice) So, you all think you can take me on? Come and get it!

(Our heroes take out their toy weapons: Sam had his toy lightsaber and paintball guns, Kurt has paintball guns too, Bridgette has a small trumpet, Justin has a chain made up of paper clips, and Ursula just has two normal handheld fans. A bunch of other kids get ready to spectate the fight)

Billy: Anytime you're ready, lamers.

Ursula/Samurai of Light (5 years): We usually let losers go up to the front of the line.

Billy: Letting me go first eh? Not a smart move on your part. But here I come!

(Billy charges at our five heroes, ready to punch them, but they dodge out of the way. Sam and Kurt get behind him and take out their paintball guns)

Sam/Sir Justice (5 years) & Kurt/Smith the Kid (5 years): Paintball Barrage!

(The two boys fire paintballs at Billy, knocking him to the ground)

Billy: Why you little…

Justin/One Man Chain Gang (5 years): Chain Whipping! (He whips Billy across the face numerous times with his paperclip whip, giving it a few cuts)

Billy: Stop it! Enough!

Justin/One Man Chain Gang (5 years): Bridgette!

Bridgette/Singing Angel (5 years): Right! (Takes out her trumpet) Screeching Trumpet! (She plays it very loud, causing Billy to cover his ears)

Billy: Gah! I can't take this, stop it, now!

(Suddenly, Ursula appears right in front of Billy)

Ursula/Samurai of Light (5 years): Love Smack!

(She smacks Billy across the face with her fans before motioning over to Sam to finish him off)

Sam/Sir Justice (5 years): Time to end this you big bully! Justice Punch!

(As Ursula moves out of the way, Sam hits Billy in the face, knocking him on his ass)

Billy: (Gets up and starts bawling) Uncle! Uncle! I give! Just leave me alone! (Runs away) WAAAAHHHH! Mommy! WAAAAHHHH!

(As soon as Billy leaves the scene, a bunch of kids cheer for our five heroes)

Sam/Sir Justice (5 years): (Bows) Thank you, thank you, it was nothing!

Justin/One Man Chain Gang (5 years): (As a blonde haired kindergartener comes to his arm) Want to share a mat with me later today at naptime, sweetie?

Kindergarten girl: Sure.

(We cut to a smiling Kurt/Smith the Kid waving at the kids giving them praise as the flashback ends)

(Back to present day 2025)

Kurt: We have Charon to thank for molding us into who we are…kind of, Justin did turn to the dark side, but that wasn't entirely Charon's fault.

Annie: I see…

Bebe: What an origin story. (Gets up from her seat) Thanks for having me. I'd better finish up my history project. Bye everyone.

Annie: See you, Bebe, the cake should be ready in a few days. We'll call you when it's ready for you to come and pick it up.

Bebe: Thanks, Annie. Goodbye, you two.

(Bebe leaves as Kurt and Annie wave goodbye to her)

(We cut to Cody and Maria as they search for the next advocate. It has become nightfall, and they are growing tired and weary)

Maria/White Mind Maiden: Cody, we've been looking around South Park for the next advocate all afternoon. I'm tired and hungry. Can we call it a night?

Cody/Mr. Gentleman: (Gets discouraged) Very well. I'm starting to get weary myself. Let's call it a night and continue the search tomorrow after school.

Maria/White Mind Maiden: Good plan. Can you escort me home?

Cody/Mr. Gentleman: Of course. I wouldn't be a proper gentleman if I didn't escort a lady home. Just don't get any ideas. My heart belongs only to Bebe, and I intend on being a very loyal lover to her.

Maria/White Mind Maiden: Relax, I wasn't thinking like that.

(They start to head off for home)

Cody/Mr. Gentleman: I just hope that there are no more deaths tonight.

Maria/White Mind Maiden: Well, if it's devil worshipers that are getting killed, maybe it's a good thing. I mean, if it is an advocate doing this, he/she is doing us a favor.

Cody/Mr. Gentleman: True, but don't forget that if an advocate is doing this killing, he/she is in it for the blood.

Maria/White Mind Maiden: Good point.

(It's at that moment, they see a man wearing a brown hooded cloak cross the street in front of him)

Maria/White Mind Maiden: Speaking of devil worshipers.

Cody/Mr. Gentleman: Come on, let's follow him!

(The two teenagers follow behind the man, but made sure to follow him stealthily as to not arouse suspicion. They eventually follow him to the abandoned church from earlier in the episode. The man goes inside, and Cody and Maria try and take a peek at what's going on through the crack of the door. They see the brown cloaked man approach the dark pope that is Charon)

Brown Cloak Man #2: I came to see you as you have requested, Charon.

Charon: I'm so glad that you came, my friend. (Takes out a syringe) Please have a seat and we shall begin the blood transfer.

Brown Cloak Man #2: Of course. (He sits down) I can't wait to be a part of Satan's son.

Charon: Please, my friend, let me concentrate. (Clears his throat) May the unholy lord in the fires of hell bless this syringe! For it will be your blood's vessel into the body of a much better being! I have spoken!

(He stabs the brown cloak man through the chest and drains his blood as Cody and Maria watch on in horror. When it's all over, Charon removes the syringe from the brown cloaked man and walks into the back room with the blood filled syringe, laughing all the while)

Maria/White Mind Maiden: No freaking way!

Cody/Mr. Gentleman: I think we've found our fourth advocate, Maria. Let's call some of our friends and tell them to meet here later tonight.

Maria/White Mind Maiden: Good plan. (They two teenagers leave the area so they can call in some back up)

(Meanwhile, at the Testaburger residence, Sam continues to take care of Wendy as he is seen in the bathroom, trying to get a hot bubble bath set up for Wendy to clear her head and heal her aches)

Sam: Okay, Wendy, your bath is ready! (Wendy comes upstairs with a clean pair of pajamas and sees the bath) Why don't you test the water out and see what the temperature is like.

(Wendy puts her hand in the bathtub and gives a thumbs up to Sam)

Wendy: Perfect. (She starts to undress out of her old pajamas, but Sam stops her before she's able to remove any clothing)

Sam: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Uh, I'm still in here. Don't you want to do that in private?

Wendy: (Chuckles) What's the matter, Sam? Never seen a naked girl before?

Sam: (Blushes in embarrassment) No, it's just that staring at you while you are in your…(Clears throat) Birthday gear would be rude.

Wendy: (Cough) If you're really that uncomfortable, you can turn around. I'll let you know when I'm in the tub.

Sam: Got it.

(Sam turns around, allowing Wendy to undress and rest herself in the tub. She sighed in contentment as her body touched the warm water, feeling as though her aches just melted away)

Wendy: Okay, Sam, you can turn around now.

Sam: (Turns around) So, how is it.

Wendy: It's great! (Sinks into the water a bit) Thank you so much for all that you've done today, Sam. You really didn't have to do any of this.

Sam: I know I didn't have to…I wanted to. You're my best friend here, Wendy. You're the person that I've known the longest since my arrival to South Park. We've been through so much together. Fighting NAMBLA…

Wendy: And going on Death T.V…

Sam: Fighting a demon clown…

Wendy: Going toe to toe with the son of the devil himself…

Sam: And trying to take down Paris Hilton and her whore trend. Speaking of which, seeing you take that blow to the face from Justin…that kind of hurt me a bit too. Just seeing you fall to the ground made me wish that I was there to stop him before he hurt you.

Wendy: At least you saved my friends that day. Their innocence was more important to protect that I was at that moment in time.

Sam: Yeah. Speaking of that day, how is that scar on your face since then?

Wendy: It's doing fine. (Points at the area where Justin had hit her) If you look really closely in proper lighting, you can just barely see where Justin hit me.

Sam: (He sees the marking) Yeah I see it. Thanks goodness we don't have to worry about Justin anymore.

Wendy: Yeah.

(The two teenagers stare at each other not sure what to do next. They both want to tell each other how they feel about one another, but they don't know how to go about it. There is a long silence, and Wendy is the first one to break it)

Wendy: Sam, do you remember the day we met?

Sam: Of course I do. I don't know how I can forget. Especially since you were the first person in town to show me any kindness.

(Flashback to the beginning of the series in the year 2017)

(Sam is at his first day in South Park Elementary. He is in science class and the teacher wants the students to find a partner for the next assignment. Sam is too nervous to go talk to anybody. It's at that moment when Wendy goes up to him)

Wendy (10 years): Hey.

Sam (10 years): (Turns to face her) Uh…hi.

Wendy (10 years): You must be new here. I'm Wendy.

Sam (10 years): My name is Samuel…but my friends in Houston usually call me Sam or Sammy.

Wendy (10 years): I see. Hey, listen, do you want to be my partner? The person that's usually my partner is out sick today.

Sam (10 years): Sure, you can be my partner.

(The two kids begin their work as we cut to later in the day as Wendy is walking home from school. Suddenly, a bunch of clouds start to roll in and it starts to rain)

Wendy (10 years): (Looking up at the sky) Damn it, the forecast didn't call for rain! (She runs underneath a tree to try and find shelter when Sam is seen walking by with an umbrella covering him)

Sam (10 years): (Turns to face Wendy) Hey, you're that girl from science class. What's your name again…Wanda? Wally? Wendy! Yeah, that's it!

Wendy (10 years): Hey, Sam, what's up?

Sam (10 years): Forgot your umbrella?

Wendy (10 years): To be fair, the forecast didn't call for rain today.

Sam (10 years): That's weather for you: Totally unpredictable. Weathermen are the only people who can get their predictions wrong every time but still have a job.

(The two kids chuckle)

Sam (10 years): You want me to walk you home so you don't get wet?

Wendy (10 years): Sure, thank you, Sam.

Sam (10 years): My pleasure…Wendy, right?

Wendy (10 years): Exactly.

(Wendy joins Sam as they walk off)

(End flashback)

Sam: You could've easily picked somebody else to be your partner that day, but instead you chose me.

Wendy: And you could've chosen to ignore me and walk on, but you insisted on walking me home that rainy day.

Sam: I was just returning the favor. Like I said, you were the first person to show me kindness here, so of course I had to return the favor somehow.

Wendy: Yeah. (The two teenagers smile at each other for a moment when Wendy breaks the silence again) I think I should head to bed now.

Sam: Good idea. When you're sick, you should get plenty of rest. I'll turn around again so that you can get changed into your pajamas.

(Sam turns around as Wendy gets out of the tub and changed into a clean pair of pajamas. From there, they walk to Wendy's room, where she gets in bed and covers herself with the blankets. Sam enters the room and grabs the cough medicine. He fills a small cup with it and gives it to Wendy)

Sam: This is the drowsy kind of cough medicine. It should help you sleep.

Wendy: (Drinks up all of her medicine and gives him back the cup) Once again, Sam, thank you for all that you've done. You really are a true friend.

Sam: (Smiles) I'm glad you think so. Well, I'm going to head downstairs until your father gets home. (He gets ready leave, but Wendy stops him)

Wendy: Sam, hang on, before you go there's something I'd like to say (Sam turns around to face her) Sam….Sam I love you, okay! We've been together for so long, and we've seen so many things together that I just…I don't know.

Sam: You…you love me.

Wendy: Yes. If you don't want to talk to me anymore I understand.

Sam: Oh, Wendy (Hugs her) Why would I never want to talk to you anymore? You're my best friend, and I won't let something like this stop our friendship…especially since I feel the same way about you.

Wendy: Really?

Sam: Yes. We've gotten really close over the past few years and I have been playing around with the concept of us dating for a while now.

Wendy: You have?

Sam: Yes. I know it sounds weird and oddly convenient, but it's true. Trust me.

Wendy: I believe you, Sam.

Sam: Thanks. So, I guess we're a legitimate couple now?

Wendy: You bet we are.

Sam: Awesome. (He hugs her again) So, you just lay there and rest and have pleasant dreams about us.

Wendy: (Smiles) Okay. And Sam, when I feel better, I want to give you the best make out session ever. You know, in celebration of us being a couple.

Sam: Great idea. (Gives her a thumbs up) Well, I'm going downstairs. Sweet dreams, sweetie.

Wendy: Thanks Sam. (Yawns and closes her eyes as she drifts off to sleep)

(Sam heads downstairs and sees Mr. Doug Testaburger enter the house)

Sam: Oh, Mr. Testaburger.

Doug: Sam? What are you doing here?

Sam: I decided to take care of Wendy since she was sick.

Doug: (Notices the bag of groceries and sees a pot of soup in the kitchen) I see. You made her soup and everything. I'd say you did a good job.

Sam: Thanks. And don't worry, I didn't do anything to your daughter. She's just sleeping upstairs. Come on, I'll show you.

(Doug and Sam head back up to Wendy's room and they see a sleeping Wendy. They hear her as she is gently snoring. After that, the two guys head back to the living room)

Doug: I'm impressed. You did a great job. You must really care about my daughter.

Sam: I do, sir. In fact, she was so moved by my actions that…and promise me you won't get mad, she and I are dating.

Doug: That's great! (He high fives Sam) I'm kind of glad that this happened. When our daughter broke up with Stan and then Token, we thought she gave up on love. But then you came along and for a while, we thought you and Wendy were going to get together. At first I wasn't the happiest about it, you know considering the fact that you left my house through the bathroom window and you lied about buying my daughter a thong. But as time passed on, you kind of grew on me, and the next thing you know, I'm looking at you as if you're my second child. And now that you're telling me that you and my Wendy are dating…I can't help but feel overjoyed.

Sam: I'm happy you feel this way, sir. And you know, what you said about me being a second child to you…well, you're kind of like a second father to me.

Doug: Am I?

Sam: Yeah. See, the reason my parents moved up here to South Park was because of a job offer. If they moved up here, they'd get a better minimum wage, and they accepted it. After that, my parents seemed to care more about the money they make as opposed to me. They said that they love me, but sometimes I wondered about that. That's why I usually hang out around here, so that I'm surrounded by people that I at least consider family. So it's nice to know that you were always here, Mr. Testaburger, sir. A father figure I could look up to.

Doug: That means a lot, Sam. I'm happy you feel that way.

Sam: And I'm not lying either. I'm telling the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help me God. (The two men hug) I have some soup left over in the kitchen if you want me to make you a bowl.

Doug: That'd be great, Sam.

(Sam and Doug head for the kitchen to get some soup when Sam gets a call on his cell phone)

Sam: (Answers the call) Hello…..Cody? What's up?...You and Maria found the fourth advocate's hideout….Alright! Head for the abandoned church on Hillcrest Avenue! I'm on my way! (Hangs up)

Doug: What is it, Sam?

Sam: That was Cody. He and Maria found the location of the next advocate. I'm going to head there right now if you want to come with?

Doug: Count me in. My wife should be home in a few minutes anyway. I just have to leave a note. (He starts to write a note on a sticky pad) So, how are we getting there?

Sam: Allow me to answer that question with another question: Have you ever been on a motorcycle?

Doug: (Stares at him with skepticism) Why are you asking that?

(Cut to Doug and Sam, now dressed as Cerulean Viper and Sir Justice, speeding down the streets of South Park on Sam's motorcycle, with Sam at the wheel and Doug enjoying the ride)

Doug/Cerulean Viper: Woo-hoo! This is awesome! Yeah! Faster, faster! Woo-hoo!

(As Doug and Sam speed down the streets of South Park, Kelly Rutherford-Menskin, who is just out on a nighttime walk, sees this and stares after him)

Kelly: That's Sam's bike! And he was dressed in his Sir Justice costume! He must be off to fight some more baddies! I must follow after him and assist him in battle somehow! Then he'll love me for sure!

(She follows after Sam and his motorcycle as the first part of this episode comes to a close)

(Author's note: Sorry for the lack of action in this part. I was thinking about cramming it all into one part, but then I realized that that'll give you all too much to read, so I decided to make this episode a two-parter. I want to try and do this whenever possible now so tell me what you think. Anyway, the next episode is when our heroes face off against Charon. How will Bridgette, Kurt, Sam, and Ursula react when they learn that they're facing Charon? Will Kelly do the team more harm than good in this fight? Only time will tell. Stay tuned because part 2 of "O, Brother, Where Art Thou is coming soon…..whenever the hell school and work decides to let up.")

TO BE CONTINUED…

(No credits because, again, I'm reserving that for either episodes that aren't split into parts or the final part of an episode)