The Legend of Sir Justice and the South Park Saints: Episode 16: The Green Thumb of Evil (Part 2)
(This chapter takes place where the last one left off, with the Gigas Fly Traps wreaking havoc all throughout the city of Denver. Bianca Thorne watching the ensuing chaos from atop her tower at her hideout in the abandoned oil refinery)
Bianca: (Giggles evilly) Yes, humans, revenge is a dish best served with a side salad! This'll teach you all respect for the environment and for taking away my darling husband, Johnothan! Nothing is going to stop me from getting my revenge and reviving Damien…NOTHING!
(We cut to a random hill outside the city of Denver where the rest of the South Park Saints are gathered and ready to fight)
Tweek/Peppy Prince: (Looks into the city with shock and awe at the plants destroying it) Whoa, man, this is totally insane!
Leon/Beo-Wolf: So, we all ready to go in there and cut a few plants down to size?
Kevin: (Injects a D.N.A sample into himself and he gets the tentacles of an octopus for arms) I'm ready!
Token/Tupper Wear: I'm ready to take my new sniper out for a spin.
Annie/Darling Dame: I hope these machetes come in use today.
Heidi/Fatal Feline: And my gun, meow!
Ursula/Samurai of Light: We're a man down, though. Where the hell is Mephesto?
Sophocles: He said he'd catch up with us after he got…
Cartman/Coon: Let me guess, another animal hybrid that's going to die in like 5 minutes.
Sophocles: He said that this time, there's no way this next hybrid is going to kick the bucket.
Cartman/Coon: Yeah, we'll see how long that statement will hold up.
Clyde/Mosquito: From the looks of things, we're going to have to start this fight without him.
Red/Madame Knight: I guess so. (Turns to Sophocles) Hey, doc, did you modify my armor to meet my specifications.
Sophocles: I most certainly have. Look underneath your feet.
(Red looks underneath her armored boots to find purple disks)
Red/Madame Knight: Oh yeah, this is going to be fun!
Butters/Professor Chaos: Come on, let's go! I'm ready to kick me some leafy green butt! Let's do this thing! CHARGE!
Cartman/Coon: Woo! Alright, motherfuckers, let's go!
(The saints run down the hill, but Wendy looks into the city and says…)
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: I don't know what you're doing in there Sam, but I pray that you are faring well against these monstrosities.
(Intro song: Resonance by T.M Revolution)
(The intro starts with the town of South Park, and a teenaged Damien looks down on the town from atop a hill)
(Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga mune wo sasu nara? Kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga ima kikoeru ka?)
(Enemy soldiers dressed in black are attacking the town and spreading chaos and destruction)
(Roku ni me mo awasazu unmei ni made karandeku Yukisaki moro kabutteru kuenai yoru wo hashire)
(The main characters that include teenaged Samuel/Sir Justice, Kurt/Smith the Kid, Bridgette/the Singing Angel, Ursula/Samurai of Light, Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress, Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens, Kenny/Mysterion, Cartman/Coon, Butters/Professor Chaos, Stan/Tool Shed, Kyle/Human Kite, Craig/DJ C-Rage, Tweek/Peppy Prince, Token/Tupper Wear, Clyde/Mosquito, Red/Madame Knight, Heidi/Fatal Feline, Annie/Darling Dame, Leon/Beo-Wolf, Mr. Slave/Glamorous Gardener, Jeffrey/Sgt. Stevens, Doug/Cerulean Viper, Cody/Mr. Gentleman, Dr. Sophocles, and Mephesto and his genetic experiments charge into the town ready for the fight of their lives. They all fight off the soldiers)
(Fukaoi shisugita mabushisa ga warui yume ni tsuzuite mo)
(Damien appears along with his 13 commanders (10 of which are Trent, Justin, Ethel, Max, Tobias Shredder, Paris Hilton in her Smiles mask and power suit, Dimitri, Charon, Ms. Penelope Marlowe, and Bianca Thorne). Our heroes look at each other, smirk, pull out their weapons and fight)
(Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga mune wo sasu nara Kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga ima kikoeru ka? Deatta wake wa dou datte ii mikitsukerarete Fureta shunkan no kizu no fun dake tashika ni nareru)
(Damien steps forward ready to face our heroes, and they prepare to clash as the title of the fanfic, "The Legend of Sir Justice and the South Park Saints" appears)
(In the city, Sir Justice is running through the streets using Cody's Speed Boots, avoiding getting trampled by any stampeding civilians. He decides to cut through an alley way when a bunch of vines come out from the buildings next do him)
Sam/Sir Justice: Back off! Red's Blade!
(He cuts the vines down and continues to run through the alleyway until he ends up on another street where three Gigas Fly Traps are walking down and creating havoc. Sam opens up his wingpack and takes flight)
Sam/Sir Justice: Let's see what these new wings Sophocles made can do! Feather Flurry!
(Feathers come from the wings of his wingpack and they cut the first fly trap deep, causing the dark magic to seep out of it and shrink. Sam takes out his lightsaber again and impales the second one right on the head, causing magic to seep out of that one and shrink. Finally, he sees the third one ready to eat Sam whole, so he jumps in the mouth of the third plant, and using his lightsaber, he busts right out the back of his head, defeating that plant. Sam is covered in a mixture of the plant's juices and blood from any civilians it gobbled up)
Sam/Sir Justice: (Tries shaking himself dry as he turns to see the three seeds of the fly traps he just defeated) Well, that's three down…and about 100 more to go. Where the hell are my friends? We could end this shit in 10 seconds if we were all here.
Kelly: (From a distance) WAAAHH! Somebody help me!
Sam/Sir Justice: Oh no! Kelly!
(He runs in the direction of her cries for help. When he turns the corner, he finds Kelly face to face with a Gigas Fly Trap)
Kelly: (Shaking in fear) P-please let me go, Mr. Plant.
(The plant gets ready to grab Kelly with its vines when…)
Sam/Sir Justice: Hey, Pollen Breath! (The plant turns to face Sam) Yeah, I'm talking to you! (The plant makes it's way to face Sam) Your mother was a stinkweed! (The plant stops to look down at Sam) I've seen scarier plants in Undertale!
(The plant whistles and three more plants appear. One busts out from the building on Sam's left, one busts out from the building on Sam's right, and one busts out from underground behind Sam)
Sam: Oh fuck me sideways
Kelly: Sammy, no!
(The plants get ready to grab Sam, and he shuts his eyes in fear when…)
Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: Blade Storm!
Kyle/Human Kite: Kite Harpoon!
Millie: Courageous Spear Gun!
Token/Tupper Wear: Tupper Sniper!
(The swords, harpoon, and spear impales three of the plants, and the sniper bullet goes through the head of the fourth plant, causing the dark magic to drain out of them and regress back into seeds. Sam opens his eyes and he sees his friends)
Maria/White Mind Maiden: Hey, Sam! Hope you didn't get too lonely without us.
Sam/Sir Justice: Alright, guys! I knew you'd all come.
Kurt/Smith the Kid: As if we'd ever leave our best friend to become plant food.
(Sam laughs when a police car pops up. An officer comes out and says…)
Officer: Are you lot here to stop these…things?!
Sam/Sir Justice: You know it.
Officer: Alright good. (Looks at Kelly) Young lady, are you here with these guys?
Kelly: Yeah, but I don't have any unique abilities or anything like that.
Officer: I see. I'm trying to evacuate as many citizens as possible. Come with me and we'll go to the city limits.
Kelly: No way! I want to stay here and give moral support to Sam and his friends!
Doug/Cerulean Viper: Kelly, you should evacuate the city with everyone else. It'd be stupid of you to stay here where you're more likely to get hurt.
Kelly: (Thinks for a bit) Okay, fine. Just…don't do anything too rash. (Hugs Sam) Especially you, Sam. I don't know what I'd do if I lost you.
Sam/Sir Justice: (Pushes her away) I'm sure you'll stalk and lust after another one of us.
Kelly: But there's no one else quite like you. Good luck you guys. This is for luck, Sammy (She tries to kiss him, but Sam pushes her in the police car before she makes contact with him and the car drives off)
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: What is that girl's deal?
Sam/Sir Justice: She's enamored with me, babe. I don't know what else to do.
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Well clearly you have to drop the hammer and be mean to her so she'll leave you alone.
Kurt/Smith the Kid: Thank you, Wendy! That's exactly what I told Sam to do. Great minds really do think alike.
Sam/Sir Justice: I'm not being mean to her. It's just not my style. Making fun of Bebe and her friends during the Stupid Spoiled Whore thing only gave me so much strength.
Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: (Pouts and says under her breath…) I still can't believe you called me a Pidgeotto.
Cartman/Coon: C'mon, let's go! I came here to kick some plant ass, so let's do it!
(Suddenly, they feel a tremor. Something is drawing close)
Sam/Sir Justice: Get ready guys, one of them is coming this way!
(The creature draws closer and it turns out to Mephosto, who is riding a hybrid with the neck and torso of a brachiosaurus, and the head of a tyrannosaurus rex, and the legs and antlers of a deer)
Mephesto: Hey, sorry I'm late.
Butters/Professor Chaos: Oh hamburgers with onions, lettuce, tomato, bacon, and ketchup with a pickle on the side and a cherry on top!
Bridgette/Singing Angel: I know we've said this many times before, but what the hell is that!
Mephesto: Meet the Deerosaurus Rex! The Ultimate Fighting Machine.
Stan/Toolshed: How the fuck did you get the dinosaur DNA to make that thing?! Are you John Hammond now!?
Mephesto: I know a guy. So, how about it? Are you all ready to tear up some plant life.
Sam/Sir Justice: (Smirks) You know it doc!
Mephesto: Then let's do it! Me and Rexy are ready for anything!
Sam/Sir Justice: Alright. Everyone split up! It's time to divide and conquer!
(Just then, another Gigas Fly Trap busts from the building behind them. Sam opens his wingpack and takes out his lightsaber)
Sam/Sir Justice: This one's mine! Red's Blade! (He impales the Gigas Fly Trap on the head, causing it to shrink more)
Kenny/Mysterion: You heard the man. Let's wilt these plants!
Saints: Right!
(They all go their separate ways to begin their fight)
(Fight #1: Kevin and Token)
(In one part of the city a plant uses one of its vines to break through a window. It grabs a man who is sleeping soundly in his bed, unaware of the situation he's in. The plant gets ready to eat the sleeping man when it feels a big piece of rock hit it in the back of its head. The plant turns around to find Kevin was the one that threw the rock using the strength and suction of his octopus tentacles)
Kevin: Yoo-hoo! Fly Trap! I have some nice calamari for you over here! (Tosses another big rock, which hits the plant again. The plant drops the sleeping man and his bed and starts making its way towards Kevin, who starts running, but not before picking up another piece of big rock) Catch me if you can, Audrey Poo!
(The plant chases Kevin all the way to an empty alley way. When the plant approaches the alley, Kevin smirks and says…)
Kevin: Okay, Token, let him have it!
Token/Tupper Wear: (Standing on the top of the building behind Kevin) Got it! (Readies his sniper) Shivering Shot! (He fires an ice bullet right through the plant, causing it to freeze)
Kevin: (Readies the rock he grabbed) Now that is one ugly ice sculpture! (He throws it and the frozen plant breaks, causing it to regress to a seed)
(Fight #2: Maria and Apollo)
(Apollo is being chased by five of the plants while Maria is being chased by another five. The two meet up at the center of the city's park where the ten plants catch up to them)
Maria/White Mind Maiden: You ready, brother?
Apollo/Psychotic Plague: You know I am!
(Both of their eyes start to glow. Their telekinesis is activating)
Apollo/Psychotic Plague & Maria/White Mind Maiden: Psychic Grip!
(Using their telekinesis, they are able to tangle the ten fly trap's vines together, trapping them)
Apollo/Psychotic Plague & Maria/White Mind Maiden: Psycho Bomb!
(Bombs composed of pink and blue colored energy are fired at the ten plants, and they regress into seeds upon contact)
Maria/White Mind Maiden: Woo-hoo! We did it!
(Fight #3: Doug, Stan, Heidi, and Mr. Slave)
(In the middle of a street, Doug has two plants coming at him, one on his left and one on his right. His gloves start to glow and he's ready to attack)
Doug/Cerulean Viper: Viper's Cold Reception!
(He fires his attack and it freezes the two plants in place)
Doug/Cerulean Viper: Go, Stan!
Stan/Tool Shed: With pleasure! (Jumps from the top of a building and gets ready to swing his sledge hammer) Hectic Hammer! (He shatters one frozen plant into a million pieces and opens the cannon on the hammer's face to defeat the second one) Hammer Cannon! (He fires a few blasts of energy and defeats the second plant)
Doug/Cerulean Viper: Nice work, Stan.
(Suddenly, some vines bust out from the ground beneath them and they grab Doug and Stan. The plant that those vines belong to busts out from the ground and gets ready to eat the two saints when...)
Alex Slave/Glamorous Gardener: Chainsaw Slash! (He uses his chainsaw to set Doug and Stan free)
Stan/Tool Shed: Thanks, Mr. Slave.
Alex Slave/Glamorous Gardener: No problem. (Looks behind him) Okay, Heidi, this plant is all yours!
(Heidi comes around the corner, using her Cheetah Speed attack, to run quickly on all fours. She makes it to the plant and jumps up high)
Heidi/Fatal Feline: (Lets out a fierce battle cry but sees the plant opening its mouth) Uh-oh! (The plant eats her)
Stan/Tool Shed: HEIDI!
(The plant smiles but then bullets start to pop out of the plant's head. Heidi is shooting the plant from the inside using her new gun. The plan falls down, defeated, allowing Heidi to exit out of the plant's mouth. The plant regresses back into a seed as Heidi looks at herself covered in the plant's juices)
Heidi/Fatal Feline: Hmm, not the most efficient way to dealing with that plant…but at least I got the job done. Meow!
Stan/Tool Shed: (Runs up to Heidi) Oh, Heidi, I'm so glad you're okay! (Hugs her)
Heidi/Fatal Feline: My, what affection. I can get used to this. Meow!
(Fight #5: Leon)
(In a parking garage building, Leon is running to the top of the building, but he's being relentlessly attacked by a Gigas Fly Trap and tries to grab Leon through the windows with his vines. Eventually, Leon makes it to the top and he jumps up. He holds his claws in front of him and starts spinning)
Leon/Beo-Wolf: Spiral Claw! (He drills right through the fly trap's head, causing the dark magic to drain from it)
(Fight #6: Mephesto and the Deerosaurus Rex)
(Mephesto and the Deerosaurus is facing a Gigas Fly Trap in another part of the city)
Mephesto: (Hops off of the hybrid's back) Go, Deerosaur! Charge!
(The Deerosaurus Rex charges, but the fly trap blocks it with its vines and pushes it back. It gets back up and gets angry)
Mephesto: Go, Deerosaur! Jump up!
(The Deerosaurus Rex jump up high and slams down, on the Gigas Fly Trap, pinning it down)
Mephesto: Let him have it! Shut it down!
(The Deerosaurus Rex bites the Gigas Fly Trap's bottom lip off, causing magic energy to drain from it and revert back into seed form. The Deerosaurus Rex eats the bottom lip of the plant and Mephesto pets its side)
Mephesto: That's a good hybrid. Good boy.
(Fight #7: Wendy and Cartman)
(In another Denver street, five Gigas Fly Traps are wrecking havoc, and Wendy just walks up to them nonchalantly. The plants turn to face her)
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Well, five of you leafy titans against little old me? If I was a normal person, I'd be scared. Fortunately for me…(Eyes widen) I'm not all that normal!
(The first of the plants tries to slam a vine down on Wendy, who just dodges out of the way and runs up the fine. Upon reaching the end of the vine, Wendy jumps up and prepares an attack)
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Wrath of the Tigress! (Fires a huge fireball and incinerates three of the five plants. The fourth one walks up to her in anger) Oh you want some too! (Her gloves ignite) Wildfire Smack Down!
(Wendy punches out all of the fly trap's teeth, leaving it nothing to eat her with)
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Wrath of the Tigress! (She fires another fireball and incinerates the fourth plant) Next!
(The fifth plan quickly appears out of the smoke and eats Wendy in one bite. The plant smiles, but inside the plant…)
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: (Flames envelop her) Let me out! Inferno Tackle!
(She hurls herself all over the inside of the Fly Traps' mouth. It gets so hot that the Fly Trap spits Wendy out. When she gets back up, she prepares her final attack)
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigres: Wrath of the Tigress! (Fires another fireball and finishes off the fifth fly trap) Crash and burn!
(Suddenly, a sixth plant bursts out from a building behind her)
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: (Turns to face it) A sixth one!?
(The plant gets ready to devour her when…)
Cartman/Coon: Raccoon Rocket! (Fires a missile from his RPG at the plant, blowing its head off, defeating it)
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: (Turns to face Cartman, who is holding his RPG with his right hand and eating pizza with his left) I could've used you a few moments ago you know.
Cartman/Coon: (Takes a bite out of his slice) Sorry, I didn't have dinner yet.
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: (Sarcastically) Oh sure, go on a snack break while the rest of us fight to save Denver and the whole rest of the world too!
Cartman/Coon: At least I got here in time to kill that last one. (Takes another bite) If it weren't for me, you'd be dead right now, and unable to give Sam anymore sweet tender kisses.
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: (Sighs) I am at least grateful for that. Come on, let's finish these plants! (Runs elsewhere)
Cartman/Coon: What, don't I get a thank you hug or anything like that?
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Later! (Cartman follows Wendy to help her out)
(Fight #8: Kenny and Kyle)
(Kenny and Kyle notices a Gigas Fly Trap just sitting in the parking lot of a the Pepsi Center)
Kenny/Mysterion: Hmm, I've got an idea. Kyle, lend me your ear. (He whispers his plan in Kyles ear)
Kyle/Human Kite: Okay, dude, but be careful. Those things look vicious. (Flies away)
(Kenny walks up to the plant's backside and grabs some grenades form his pockets)
Kenny/Mysterion: Oddity Grenades! (Throws them at the plant, causing them to explode on impact, and he turns around to face Kenny, who runs into the Pepsi Center) Catch me if you can! (The plant gives chase)
(Kenny makes it to the main arena, and it's at that moment when the plant busts through the wall and gets ready to devour Kenny)
Kenny/Mysterion: Check and mate. KYLE, NOW!
(Kyle busts through the ceiling of the Pepsi Center and takes aim at the Gigas Fly Trap)
Kyle/Human Kite: Kite Harpoon! (Fires a Harpoon from the top of his kite, impaling the plant through the head, causing the dark magic to drain from it and it regresses back into a seed form)
Kenny/Mysterion: Thanks, Kyle. (Fist bumps him as Kyle smiles)
(Fight #9: Red and Ursula)
(Red and Ursula are getting approached by two fly traps. The two girls are standing back to back with one plant approaching Red and the other approaching Ursula)
Ursula/Samurai of Light: (Turns to Red) Get ready, babe
Red/Madame Knight: Let's beat these greens!
(The two girls on take on their respective plant, starting with Ursula)
(Ursula jumps up in the air to face her plant, and takes out her fan blades when she falls back down. She flips a switch on the blades and they start to glow pink)
Ursula/Samurai of Light: Beauty Cross!
(Ursula slashes the plant on the head, leaving an X shaped mark that dark magic seeps out of it, defeating it. We cut to Red who dodges her plant's vines and she jumps on a wall, making sure her feet touch it. The discs under her feet activate and she starts to glow a pink aura)
Red/Madame Knight: Oh yeah! This is what real power feels like! Flowmotion: Kick Dive!
(Red jump off of the wall and the plant raises its vines in self defense. Red spins like a drill, destroying the vines, and she slams down on the ground, creating shockwaves that stun the plant)
Red/Madame Knight: Time to finish this! (Looks to find a flag pole facing horizontally from a nearby building) Bingo! (She uses her flowmotion on the flagpole and comes spinning at the dazed flytrap) Flowmotion: Wheel Rush!
(She spins right into her Gigas Fly Trap, cutting it deeply, and causing dark magic to seep out, defeating it. Red and Ursula rejoin)
Red/Madame Knight: Alright, we did it, sweetie!
(Red and Ursula are about to kiss when the latter remembers that the city is still in danger)
Ursula/Samurai of Light: Nope, our game of tonsil hockey will have to wait for later!
Red/Madame Knight: (Whines) Aw, but…
Ursula/Samurai of Light: Be a good girl and continue to destroy those fly traps with me, and there might just be some finger stuff later.
Red/Madame Knight: (Perks back up and whips out her sword) Let's put these fuckers in their place!
(Fight #10: Kurt, Annie, and Millie)
Kurt/Smith the Kid: (Takes out his Gatling gun) Wild Wild Gatling!
(He fires his Gatling Gun through a fly trap's head, creating multiple bullet holes that dark magic seeps out of)
Kurt/Smith the Kid: Yee-haw! That's my seventh one slain! I'm on a hot streak now!
Annie/Darling Dame: (Flies by using her wings) Nice job, sweetie!
Kurt/Smith the Kid: Thanks, honeybunches! How are things going for you?
Annie/Darling Dame: Working on it! Haven't exactly gotten any yet.
Kurt/Smith the Kid: That's okay. You're still a winner in my books, babe.
Annie/Darling Dame: Aw, you say such sweet things, baby! (A Gigas Fly Trap busts out of from a building a building next to her) Here we go! (She takes out one of her new machetes from a holster that's strapped to her back. It starts to glow an aquamarine color) Air Slash!
(Annie swings her machete, causing a wave of energy to fly at the fly trap, cutting it and defeating it)
Annie/Darling Dame: I got one, I got one!
Kurt/Smith the Kid: Excellent babe, just don't get…(Another plant busts out of the ground and grabs Annie with its vines) Cocky…
Annie/Darling Dame: Hey, uh, Kurty. No rush but…HELP!
Kurt/Smith the Kid: (Whips out his pistols) Don't worry, hon, I'm com-WAH! (He gets grabbed by another plan that comes out of nowhere) Well this is a fine pickle.
(The two plants get ready to eat Kurt and Annie when…)
Millie: Flare of Justice!
(She fires to shots from her flare gun, and they hit the vines, causing the two plants to let go of Kurt and Annie, who fall on the ground with a thud)
Annie/Darling Dame: Phew, Millie are we glad to see you.
Millie: I hope you two are okay.
Kurt/Smith the Kid: Aside from some butt bruising, I'm perfectly fine.
Millie: Great! Now then, allow me the honor of taking these two monstrosities down. (She walks up to them and takes out her ice beam) It's a hot night. You two need to cool off! Polar Pistol!
(Fires ice beams at the two plants freezing the two plants to the ground, but leaving their heads unfrozen)
Millie: It's over! (Takes out her grenade launcher and spear gun) Courageous Spear Gun! (Fires a spear at the right plant and it dies) One plant. (Aims her grenade launcher at the other plant) Gratuitous Grenade! (Fires a Grenade into the mouth of the other plant as it roars in rage and the plant's head explodes) Two plants. All done! (Turns and smiles at Kurt and Annie) You two are safe now.
Annie/Darling Dame: Thank you Millie, really!
Kurt/Smith the Kid: Yeah, we owe you one.
(Fight# 11: Craig and Tweek)
Craig/DJ C-Rage: Decibel Destroyer!
(He fires the energy shot from his arm cannons, but the plant he is facing blocks the attack and gets ready to whip him with its vine. That's when Tweek shows up behind Craig)
Tweek/Peppy Prince: Kooky Confetti!
(He fires a blast from his confetti launcher, and it blinds the plant and he misses Craig by a hare)
Craig/DJ C-Rage: Holy fuck, that was close! Thanks Tweek.
Tweek/Peppy Prince: Don't mention it! (Looks up at the plant) Those vines on that thing make for a great defense system don't they?
Craig/DJ C-Rage: That's an understatement. What do you say we trim this overgrown hedge?
Tweek/Peppy Prince: Let's do it! What's the plan.
Craig/DJ C-Rage: When I say the word, do your Hyper Voice attack as loud as you can. Do it so loud that your lungs might implode on themselves.
Tweek/Preppy Prince: Got it!
(The plant gets ready to swing two of its vines down at Tweek and Craig)
Craig/DJ C-Rage: Now! Scream!
Tweek/Peppy Prince: (Inhales Deeply) HYPER VOICE! (He shouts loudly into his megaphone, stunning the plant)
Craig/DJ C-Rage: Time to cut this thing down to size! (His arm cannons revert back to their boombox form. Craig clicks an eject button multiple times and countless CDs fly out) Razor Discs!
(The discs fly at the plant and cut the vines right off)
Craig/DJ C-Rage: C'mon Tweek, we're going to put an end to that thing! When it opens up, aim for its mouth!
Tweek/Peppy Prince: Got it!
(The plant opens its mouth, ready to devour Craig and Tweek in a last ditch effort to defeat them)
Craig/DJ C-Rage: Do it! Treble Torpedo! (Missiles fly out of his boombox)
Tweek/Peppy Prince: Celebration Cannon! (Fireworks fly out of his fireworks launcher)
(The missiles and fireworks go into the Gigas Fly Traps' mouth and it explodes, defeating it)
Craig/DJ C-Rage: (Fist pump) Yeah! Take that!
Tweek/Peppy Prince: (Looks behind him and Craig to find three more Gigas Fly Traps about to approach them) We're not done yet, Craig!
Craig: (Looks at the three plants) I see. (Boombox morphs into arm cannons again) So, who wants to be next?
(Tweek and Craig charge and get ready to fight the other three Gigas Fly Traps)
(Fight #12: Cody, Bebe, Sophocles, and Jeffrey)
(Sophocles and Jeffrey are fighting against another plant in another part of the city)
Jeffrey/Sgt. Stevens: Mighty Musket! (Fires his attack, but the plant blocks it with his vines)
Sophocles: Soul Chopper! (A wave of energy flies from his scythe and it cuts the fly trap's vines clean off!) Hurry, Jeffrey, let's finish that thing off now before its vines grow back!
Jeffrey/Sgt. Stevens: Got it!
(Suddenly, two more plants bust out of the building next to them)
Sophocles: Jesus, these things are everywhere!
Jeffrey/Sgt. Stevens: Personally, I would've nuked this city.
Sophcoles: Okay, new plan…RUN!
(Jeffrey and Sophocles attempt to run away, but one of the plants quickly grabs the duo with its vines and lifts them up. The two men are staring at the plants face-to-face as the three Gigas Fly Traps are licking their lips)
Sophocles: This looks like the end!
Jeffrey: No, it can't be! There's so much I haven't done! I never learned how to play poker!
Sophocles: The things that go through your head when you stare death in the face are amazing aren't they?
(Sophocles and Jeffrey brace themselves when…)
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: (Clears his throat) Excuse us, you green giants!
(The three plants look up to find Cody and Bebe standing on top of a building)
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: I believe that's my uncle you have wrapped up in your vines as well as her father!
Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: Why don't you put them down? There will be no more problems if you do.
(The three plants blow raspberries at the two teens)
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: I guess we'll have to do things the hard way! (Turns to Bebe) Wait here, babe, I'll be right back. (He jumps off the building and whips out his katana) Virtuous Katana!
(He impales the first Gigas Fly Trap, causing the evil magic to drain from it. Cody takes the katana out of the plant's head and jumps towards the second one, the one who is trying to re-grow his vines)
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: (While in mid-air) Time to show these plants the true power of my katana! (Closes his eyes) Oh great spirits of warriors past, lend me your power! (His katana lights on fire) Hanzo's Fury!
(He lands on the head of the second plant and slashes it a couple of times before impaling him. Upon impailing the plant, Cody jumps off because the plant bursts into flames and nothing remains except ashes. Cody lands back on ground level and catches his katana as it falls back to ground level. He looks back up towards Bebe)
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: Okay, sweetie, it's your show now!
Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: Thanks, darling! (Looks towards the last plant) You're all lost without your buddies, eh? Don't worry, you'll be joining them soon enough! (She takes out her ninja star) Shocking Shuriken!
(Bebe throws her shuriken and cuts the vines that are being used to hold Jeffrey and Sophocles, causing them to fall. Cody readies his staff)
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: Fortune Bubble! (He forms a bubble around Jeffrey and Sophocles and they float to safety. The bubble disappears when they make it down to the ground safely) Gentle as a kitten in a tree.
Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: Nice work, Codykins! (Looks back at the last plant) And as for you! (She takes out her flute, plays a tune, and activates her double flutesaber. She jumps off of the roof and gets ready to attack) Stevens' Special Sword!
(She impales the last Gigas Fly Trap with her flutesaber, and it regresses into seed form. Bebe rejoins her father, Sophocles, and Cody back on ground level)
Sophocles: You kids saved us, thank you.
Jeffrey/Sgt. Stevens: Yeah, thanks Bebe. When this is over, I'm going to buy you those new heels you wanted.
Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: (Gets excited) I get free shoes! I should save you more often, daddy.
(Fight #13: Bridgette, Clyde, and Butters)
(Bridgette and Clyde are about to face off against a Gigas Fly Trap)
Bridgette/Singing Angel: (Takes out her drumsticks) I'm going to stun this overgrown weed! When I do, babe, I need you to attack!
Clyde/Mosquito: Gotcha!
Bridgette/Singing Angel: (Takes out her drumsticks) Here we go! Sparking Drum Roll!
(Electricity flies out of the drumsticks and it stuns and electrocutes the plant upon making contact)
Bridgette/Singing Angel: Do it! Do it now!
Clyde/Mosquito: (Gets his black mosquito robots ready) Mosquito Mob: Bomb Rush!
(Black mosquito robots come flying right at the Gigas Fly Trap. They get settled on the fly trap's head and explode, defeating it)
Clyde/Mosquito: Boom-Boom, baby!
Bridgette/Singing Angel: We make a good team!
Clyde/Mosquito: You know it!
(One more plant busts out from the building behind them and gets ready to attack)
Bridgette/Singing Angel: Holy moly!
(The plant gets ready to attack when…)
Butters/Professor Chaos: (Comes flying down from the sky and holds his hand out) Time to see what Sophocles did to my gauntlets to make them awesome! (He places his palm on the head of the plant) Gravity Shock!
(A wave of energy breaks over the plant, causing it to lose gravity and just float in midair, unable to move or do anything)
Clyde/Mosquito: Butters did it! He immobilized the plant!
Bridgette/Singing Angel: Now's our chance! Let's attack it!
Butters/Professor Chaos: Let me help! (His gloves start to glow and storm clouds appear) Thunderstorm! (Lightning bolts fall from the sky)
Bridgette/Singing Angel: (The rings on her fingers glow) Holy Blast! (10 beams of light fly from the rings)
Clyde/Mosquito: (Calls upon his white mosquito robots) Mosquito Mob: Lazer League! (They fire their lazers)
(The three attacks hit the plant and it explodes resulting in its defeat. Clyde, Bridgette, and Butters cheer upon defeating it. Meanwhile, at Bianca's oil refinery, she notices the destruction of Denver slowing down)
Bianca: Something's wrong?! My beautiful plants are…dying! I've got to check this out. (She holds out her arms, causing a bunch of leaves to envelop her. She disappears when the leaves blow away)
(A quick montage of every one of the South Park Saints giving the remaining Gigas Fly Traps hell. BAM! POW! SLASH! CRASH! WOOSH! Countless attacks hit the fly traps. Eventually, Sir Justice impales the last Gigas Fly Trap through the head, defeating it. The battle of Denver is won. Sir Justice rejoins the rest of his team at the park and Kevin's arms go back to normal)
Sam/Sir Justice: (Collapses on his back and looks up at the night sky) Aw man, that fucking sucked! But at least we saved the city of Denver from those…things.
Doug/Cerulean Viper: (Looks at the destruction around them) I can't believe all of the damage they caused.
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Let's just be glad that we stopped those fly traps before they caused any further harm.
Sophocles: I just don't get it. Why would someone like Bianca Thorne create something that can level entire cities? Furthermore, why would she of all people be an advocate. This all just doesn't make sense to me.
(Maria and Apollo gasp in shock)
Stan/Tool Shed: Hey, Maria, Apollo, what is it?
Apollo/Psychotic Plague: We sense something! Something coming right this way!
Token/Tupper Wear: What?! But I thought we defeated all of those plants.
Apollo/Psychotic Plague: No, it's something else entirely!
Maria/White Mind Maiden: It's coming in fast!
(Suddenly, they feel a cool wind blow through the area)
Leon/Beo-Wolf: (Gets in fighting position) Get ready, guys, I think we're about to encounter the one responsible for all this!
(A bunch of autumn leaves whirl in one spot and when the whirlwind ends, Bianca Thorne is there)
Bianca: (Looks at the South Park Saints) So you're the band of Gigas Fly Trap Killers.
Sam/Sir Justice: And you must be Bianca Thorne: Renowned botanist, and most likely Satan's sixth advocate, correct?
Bianca: That's quite the assumption, but yes, you're right.
Sophocles: Why, Bianca, why would you do this?! Why would you turn your beautiful creations against us?
Bianca: I did it because everyone is raping this Earth! People burn oil and gasoline, they don't care where they throw out their trash, they tear down countless trees to meet their own needs, and worse of all…(Under her breath) They took him away from me. (Outloud) I decided to deal with you all with the brutal vengeance of nature! And that's where my beloved Gigas Fly Traps come into play. They were meant to harvest the blood necessary to revive Damien. Once they eat a person, they'd store the person's nutrients, that being their blood, in their vines, and then when we got enough people, they'd drain the blood from their vines and give it to me so that I could revive Damien and we could create a beautiful world before all of the cars, factories, and deforestation.
Wendy/Fucshia Tigress: Look, Ms. Thorne, while we admit you have valid reasons for hating what we've been doing as a species, this is the absolute wrong way to go about it.
Bianca: The wrong way? Oh please! Humans only understand one thing: violence! If I have to use violence to obtain a beautiful world, then so be it.
Sam/Sir Justice: Bianca, you have gone too far! We have no choice but to oppose you! (Whips out lightsaber) We're going to deal with you the only way we know how!
Bianca: Well now, it seems like you're asking for a fight. I'm willing to bet that you're going to beat me and arrest me, just like the five advocates before me.
Kurt/Smith the Kid: (Takes out pistols) Quit screwing around and let's do this thing!
Bianca: Very well, we shall do battle. But not here. If you all want to fight, then come and find me at my hideout, the Burnstone Oil Refinery. It's just outside of the city.
Kyle/Human Kite: Wait you have your base of operations at an oil refinery…and yet you are someone that loves nature, uses plants for minions and most likely attacks, and hates things such as oil that ruin the environment.
Kevin: The irony is strong with this advocate.
Bianca: (Ignores the comments) The Burnstone Oil Refinery is where we shall have our final battle. (Leaves begin to envelop her again) Please don't keep me waiting. (She disappears)
(Sam begins to head off for the Burnstone Oil Refinery)
Butters/Professor Chaos: Sam, where are you going?
Sam/Sir Justice: Didn't you hear Bianca? She wants us to meet her at the Burnstone Oil Refinery. And if she's allied with Satan, we need to take her down ASAP!
Mephesto: Do you even know where the oil refinery is?
Sam/Sir Justice: (Rather upbeat) Not a clue!
Jeffrey/Sgt. Stevens: Let me come with you then. I know the way. I worked an internship there in the late 90s.
Sam/Sir Justice: (Smiles) Thanks, Mr. Stevens.
Wendy/Fuchsia: Hope you plan on bringing me along.
Doug/Cerulean Viper: And me too.
Sam/Sir Justice: Of course. The more help the better. (Turns to the rest of the team) Who else wants to help in taking this eco-unfriendly bitch?
(More of the saints step up to join Sam, and now the following Saints are heading for Burnstone Oil Refinery: Sam, Jeffrey, Wendy, Doug, Cody, Bebe, Stan, Sophocles, Apollo, Maria, Craig, Clyde, Bridgette, Annie, Butters, and Kurt)
Sam/Sir Justice: (Looks at his group of 16) Alright, it's settled. The 16 of us are heading for the Burnstone Oil Refinery!
Annie/Darling Dame: Oh, yes! I am so ready for this!
Apollo/Psychotic Plague: We all are, Annie. (Turns to Jeffrey) Just lead the way, Mr. Stevens, and we'll all follow.
Jeffrey/Sgt. Stevens: You got it.
Stan/Tool Shed: Wish us luck, everyone.
Kyle/Human Kite: You know it, Stan. Just don't do anything too crazy.
Stan/Tool Shed: No promises.
Red/Madame Knight: Good luck everyone. Ursula and I would come with you but…we have to do some finger exercises (Blushes).
Ursula/Samurai of Light: (Blushes) Yeah, our fingers cramp up from holding our blades for so long and it's better if we give our fingers some exercise.
Sam/Sir Justice: Do as you please.
Red/Madame Knight: Oh we will (She and Ursula giggle amongst themselves).
Leon/Beo-Wolf: Okay everyone, good luck, we're all counting on you!
Sam/Sir Justice: Thanks, Leon.
Jeffrey/Sgt. Stevens: We all ready? Let's move out everyone! (The group of 16 follow Jeffrey to the oil refinery while the rest of the saints head back for South Park)
(Back on the city limits, everyone is rejoicing that the Gigas Fly Traps are defeated. The Saints that aren't heading for the refinery leave the city and they pass Kelly, who is just standing around)
Kelly: (Runs up to the rest of the Saints) Hey, guys, you did it!
Heidi/Fatal Feline: We sure did! We taught those green suckers what happens when you mess with the saints, meow!
Kelly: (Looks around at the group) Where's the rest of your group?
Kenny/Mysterion: They're heading for the Burnstone Oil Refinery outside of town. We found out that Bianca Thorne is the sixth advocate and they're going there to face off against her.
Kelly: Even Sam!?
Token/Tupper Wear: Of course.
(Kelly looks to see Sam and his group running down a pathway towards the Burnstone Oil Refinery)
Kelly: I've got to help him somehow! (She runs to a nearby fire truck and grabs one of the axes and she runs after him) Hang on, Sammy, I'm coming!
Kyle/Human Kite: Kelly, stop!
(Too late, she's already out of view)
Token/Tupper Wear: I sure hope Kelly knows what she's doing.
(Kelly rushes after Sam and his group. Everyone is getting ready to face off against Bianca Thorne, only time will tell what the outcome of this fight will be)
TO BE CONTINUED…