The Legend of Sir Justice and the South Park Saints: Episode 17: The Green Thumb of Evil (Part 3)
(At the Burnstone Oil Refinery, Bianca is just walking down one of the hallways minding her own business. She appears to be heading for a door that lays at the end of the hallway. She looks at it and then reaches into her pocket for some a key)
Bianca: I told those Saints that if they were looking for a fight to come and find me here. (She grabs her key and tries to unlock the door) But I never said anything about getting help on my side. (She opens the door and inside are a bunch of shadowy figures with yellow eyes) Rise and shine my pets! We have company coming and I want to make sure they're entertained. (Grins evilly) This is going to be good!
(Intro song: Resonance by T.M Revolution)
(The intro starts with the town of South Park, and a teenaged Damien looks down on the town from atop a hill)
(Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga mune wo sasu nara? Kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga ima kikoeru ka?)
(Enemy soldiers dressed in black are attacking the town and spreading chaos and destruction)
(Roku ni me mo awasazu unmei ni made karandeku Yukisaki moro kabutteru kuenai yoru wo hashire)
(The main characters that include teenaged Samuel/Sir Justice, Kurt/Smith the Kid, Bridgette/the Singing Angel, Ursula/Samurai of Light, Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress, Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens, Kenny/Mysterion, Cartman/Coon, Butters/Professor Chaos, Stan/Tool Shed, Kyle/Human Kite, Craig/DJ C-Rage, Tweek/Peppy Prince, Token/Tupper Wear, Clyde/Mosquito, Red/Madame Knight, Heidi/Fatal Feline, Annie/Darling Dame, Leon/Beo-Wolf, Mr. Slave/Glamorous Gardener, Jeffrey/Sgt. Stevens, Doug/Cerulean Viper, Cody/Mr. Gentleman, Dr. Sophocles, and Mephesto and his genetic experiments charge into the town ready for the fight of their lives. They all fight off the soldiers)
(Fukaoi shisugita mabushisa ga warui yume ni tsuzuite mo)
(Damien appears along with his 13 commanders (10 of which are Trent, Justin, Ethel, Max, Tobias Shredder, Paris Hilton in her Smiles mask and power suit, Dimitri, Charon, Ms. Penelope Marlowe, and Bianca). Our heroes look at each other, smirk, pull out their weapons and fight)
(Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga mune wo sasu nara Kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga ima kikoeru ka? Deatta wake wa dou datte ii mikitsukerarete Fureta shunkan no kizu no fun dake tashika ni nareru)
(Damien steps forward ready to face our heroes, and they prepare to clash as the title of the fanfic, "The Legend of Sir Justice and the South Park Saints" appears)
(The 16 saints that left for Burnstone Oil Refinery in the last episode finally arrive to the aforementioned oil refinery)
Jeffrey/Sgt. Stevens: There it is everyone, the Burnstone Oil Refinery. I told you I'd find it.
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: We never doubted you for a second, sir.
Kurt/Smith the Kid: So Bianca is in there, eh?
(The Saints look upon the Oil Refinery in awe due to the sheer size)
Annie/Darling Dame: It looks like a place where you could easily get lost.
Jeffrey/Sgt. Stevens: Yeah is it a pretty huge place, and it is very easy to get lost. Did I ever tell any of you the first day of my internship? Oh it's a story I always love to tell. So it's my breaktime, right, and I'm looking for the cafeteria and…
Sam/Sir Justice: Mr. Stevens, not trying to sound rude, but we kind of have an advocate to defeat.
Jeffrey/Sgt. Stevens: Right. I haven't forgotten.
Doug/Cerulean Viper: Hmm…so should we sneak inside or just use the front door if Bianca is expecting us?
(Suddenly the front door to the oil refinery opens)
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: I guess your question has been answered.
Sam/Sir Justice: Come along everyone. Let's take Bianca down!
(Before the 16 Saints can continue any further…a bunch of monsters come out of the front door ready for a fight. These monsters have yellow eyes and are composed of organic materials such as dirty, grass, rocks, flowers, etc. These things are Bianca's Forces of Nature…yes the same Forces of Nature from Kid Icarus: Uprising)
Flage #1: Hey, are you the South Park Saints.
Clyde/Mosquito: What's it to you, Jell-o Boy?
Flage #1: We are the Forces of Nature, Bianca's henchmen and enforcers.
Nutski #1: Bianca created all of us after joining forces with Satan, all for the sole purpose on helping her achieve her goal: The extermination of mankind!
Urgle #1: We've made it our point to destroy anyone that gets in the way of our master's goal, I.E you motherfuckers!
Megonta #1: We are to take no prisoners. If you 16 bozos take one more step, you're entering a world of pain.
Craig/DJ C-Rage: We're not afraid of you Tim Burton rejects.
Blader #1: You should be.
Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: No not really. Besides, most of you look really cute. Especially that apple-looking one over there (Points at a Clobbler in its inactive form)
Clobbler #1: Aw, thanks. You're quite the fox yourself, blondie.
Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: I appreciate the compliment, but I have a boyfriend already! Besides, you're not my type.
Clobbler #1: Aww, rats!
Urgle #1: Chuck, you know better than to hit on the enemy. What does Bianca always say?
Clobbler #1: (Groans) If she's got a stem and some roots, it's time to knock those boots. But if she's got two legs and skin, throw her right into the garbage bin.
Urgle #1: (Pats the Clobbler's back) Attaboy!
Sam/Sir Justice: Cute motto. (Whips out lightsaber) It won't change the fact that we're going to make a Caesar salad out of you all!
Blader #2: Bring it on, Big Bird!
Zert #1: Come on, men, charge!
Meeba #1: For Bianca!
(The Forces of nature come at our 16 heroes, who are looking at the stampeding army coming at them)
Craig/DJ C-Rage: What are you all waiting for? (His boombox turns into armored hands) Let's kill these bitches! (He charges into battle as the rest of the saints just stare in amazement and confusion)
Doug/Cerulean Viper: You know, when I was in college, I ate a "special brownie," and I saw some shit like this…now it's actually come to life.
Sam/Sir Justice: Well they're not going to disappear if we just stand here like a pack of morons. (Charges into battle as he spins his lightsaber) Let's go help, Craig! RAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Butters/Professor Chaos: Sam's right, everyone! Let's get rid of these freaks of nature! Full speed ahead! (He charges into battle as does the rest of the team)
(Fight #1: Sam and Wendy)
Sam/Sir Justice: (Comes charging at three Trynamites and a Boom Stomper)
Trynamite #1: Let's go get him!
Trynamite #2: (Turns back at the Boom Stomper) Hang back, Boomer, we'll take care of this kid.
(The three Trynamite charge at Sam. Upon getting closer to Sam, the three Trynamites make their move)
Trynamites: Split Formation!
(The three trynamites break up into nine total pieces and they fly at Sam fast)
Sam/Sir Justice: Annie's Shield! (He takes out his shield and blocks the nine Trynamite projectiles and they break upon contact with the shield. He makes it to the Boom Stomper…who jump high in the air before Sam could even touch it) Damn it!
(The Boom Stomper gets ready to crush Sam with its weight when…)
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Inferno Tackle! (She flies at the Boom Stomper in a fireball before it could crush Sam, and hits it, causing it to fly a decent distance away from Sam)
Sam/Sir Justice: Hey, thanks, sweetie.
(Wendy just smiles and nods at him)
(Fight #2: Annie and Kurt)
(Annie is flying through the air, and three Nutskis, three Parashooters, and two Bladers are flying after her)
Nutski #2: We almost got her, boys! Get ready to fire!
Parashooter #1: Roger that!
Nutskis: Seed Bomb! (Fires Seed looking projectiles from their mouths)
Parashooters: Sky Cutter! (Fires air slashes)
Bladers: Nature Shot! (Fires green blasts of energy from their eyes)
(The attacks come flying at Annie, but she dodges by quickly flipping and ending up behind the eight enemies)
Blader #2: Uh oh, we're in trouble.
Annie/Darling Dame: Butterfly's Maelstrom! (Fires rainbow beams at 7 of the 8 monsters and only a Nutski is left alive)
Nutski #3: Please spare me, Madama Butterfly.
Annie/Darling Dame: I don't think so. (She grabs her machetes and hooks them together to make a big pair of scissors. She flies fast at the Nutski and get ready to attack) Sonic Scissors! (Splits the Nutski in two, killing it. Annie looks at her scissor/machetes and says…) I love these things.
(Suddenly, a big Lurchthorn comes up behind her)
Lurchthorn: Oh, pretty butterfly. (Annie faces the monster) Oh wait, it's just a teenager.
Annie/Darling Dame: You're a lot bigger than those enemies I faced just now, but I think I can take you.
(She flies fast towards the Lurchthorn, but he starts to she and missiles and energy shots fly from its body. Annie is having a hard time dodging, but when she thinks she finally got through the storm of attacks, the Lurchthorn whacks Annie down to the ground with its tail. The Lurchthorn gets ready to attack again)
Lurchthorn: It's time to end this. Bye, bye, butterfly.
Kurt/Smith the Kid: Wild Wild Gatling! (He fires rounds from his Gatling Gun and destroys his body, but only his head is intact)
Lurchthorn: Uh oh! My beautiful body is gone!
Kurt/Smith the Kid: (Helps Annie up) You okay?
Annie/Darling Dame: Yes, Kurt. Thanks for your help.
Lurchthorn: Looks like this is going to be a suicide mission! Look out below! (He charges downwards towards Kurt and Annie, but they ready their guns)
Kurt/Smith the Kid: Radiant Revolvers!
Annie/Darling Dame: Bullets of the Rising Sun!
(They fire their bullets, and they hit the Lurchthorn's head, killing it
(Fight #3: Stan)
Stan: Hectic Hammer! (He whacks a Nutski with his hammer, sending it flying in the air…but then)
Bumpety Bomb: (Gets ready to blow up) For Bianca! Die human!
Stan/Tool Shed: Hectic Hammer! (He hits the Bumpety Bomb and it lands in a group of Bladers and Trynamites)
Bladers and Trynamites: Bumpety Bobby!
Bumpety Bomb: (Realizes what's about to happen) Oh shi…
KABLAM!
(The Bumpety Bomb explodes, killing it and the group of Bladers and Trynamites it landed in)
Stan/Tool Shed: (Twirls his hammer in his hand) Who's next?
Pip #1: Tally ho! (A Pip tackles Stan in the back of the head. The enemy recognizes his opponent) Stan, is that you old chap?
Stan/Tool Shed: (Gets up) I know that voice? Is that…
Pip #1: Cheerio, Stan! It's me, Pip!
Stan/Tool Shed: Pip, it's been ages! What happened to you?
Pip #1: You remember when I got stomped to death by Mecha-Streisand all those years ago?
Stan/Tool Shed: Yeah, that was crazy.
Pip #1: Well, Satan got a hold of my soul and he decided to reincarnate me as this gelatinous nature boy, splitting my soul into multiple parts in the process so that there can be more of me. Look, there's another one of me now! (Another Pip comes up to see Stan)
Pip #2: Cheerio, Pip!
Pip #1: Cheerio to you too, Pip. So, shall we teach Stan a lesson for interfering with our boss' plans?
Pip #2: Oh of course. (Turns to face Stan) Nothing personal, Stan old boy.
Stan/Tool Shed: Just get out of my face! Hammer Cannon! (Fires two energy blasts from the hammer's face at the two Pips, but they split into two, now there are Four Pips total)
The Four Pips: Surprised, old boy?
(The four pips tackle Stan and knock him to the ground. He gets back up and gets ready to attack)
Stan/Tool Shed: I'm getting tired of you all! (His wrench starts to spark) Shocking Wrench-a-rang!
(He tosses his wrench, and it hits the our Pips, this time killing them off)
Stan/Tool Shed: (Catches his wrench) I thought Pip was annoying enough when there was just one of him and when he was a human.
(Fight #4: Craig and Butters)
(Butters is facing off against an Urgle)
Urgle #2: Brutish Bark Bash! (He punches Butters in the face, sending him back a bit. He gets up and materializes his Lightning Spear)
Butters/Professor Chaos: Lightning Spear! (He throws the electric spear and impales the Urgle, killing him. A horde of Parashooters come to face Butters after that) Electro Ball! (Fires balls of electricity from his fingertips, and kills the Parashooters) Dead as disco! (Turns to face Craig, who is facing off against a Boom Stomper) How are you doing, Craig?
Craig/DJ C-Rage: (Trying to blast the Boom Stomper with his Decibel Destroyer attack) I'm holding my own here!
(Butters sees a Bumpety Bomb that about to explode heading straight for Craig)
Butters/Professor Chaos: Craig, look out! (He runs up to the Bumpety Bomb) Gravity Shock! (He places his hand on the bomb, causing it to float due to gravity loss) Get out of the way, Craig!
(Craig ducks down, and Butters tosses the Bumpety Bomb at the Boom Stomper, killing both enemies)
Craig/DJ C-Rage: Nice one, Butters!
Butters/Professor Chaos: (Smiles) Thanks. (He doesn't notice a Zert coming up behind him)
Zert #1: Nature's Zap! (He fires an electric beam at Butters, hurting him, and causing him to scream) Mmm, I love the smell of overcooked Saint in the morning! Smells like victory!
Craig/DJ C-Rage: (With armored hands and arms) Hey asshole, leave my pal alone! Boom Bop!
(He punches the Zert's lights out, knocking him unconscious)
Butters/Professor Chaos: (Panting) Thank you Craig. That was scary.
Craig/DJ C-Rage: It's just me returning the favor of you helping me take down that rock monster.
(Fight #5: Cody, Bebe, Sophocles, Jeffrey)
(Cody is fighting two Dibble Dops. He charges at the two enemies, katana blazing)
Dibble Dops: Hydro Pillar!
(The two Dibble Dops toss water projectiles from their mouths, erecting watery pillars when the projectiles hit the ground. Cody expertly dodges them and jumps up)
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: Virtuous Katana! (He cuts one of the Dibble Dops in half, and the second one looks scared) End of the line, water boy! (His sword blazes) Hanzo's Fury! (He stabs the second Dibble Dop, and it ignites into flames, leaving nothing but ashes in front of Cody) Hmph, child's play.
(Suddenly, an explosive projectile comes flying right at him, and blows Cody a few feet. Cody gets up and sees that the projectile came from a nearby Megonta)
Megonta #1: (Laughs)
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: So that's how you want to play it, huh? (His staff charges up) Fantasia of Riches: Ultimax!
(He fires a pink energy blast and hits the Megonta. But when the smoke clears, the Megonta is still standing)
Cody/Mr. Glenteman: (Gasps) That's impossible!
Megonta #1: This shell is impervious to any and all of your attacks. Now it's my turn! Megonta's Mega Steamroller!
(The Megonta rolls into a ball and rolls its way towards Cody. It's at this moment when a bunch of swords appear and form a line in front of the Megonta…It's Bebe)
Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: Electric Barrier!
(The electric barrier activates and it stuns the Megonta, causing it to flip on its back, revealing its weak point)
Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: Shocking Shuriken! (Tosses her ninja star at the weak point and kills the Megonta)
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: Thanks, darling. You're so awesome. What would I do without you?
Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: (Shrugs her shoulders when suddenly…)
Clobbler #1: (Jumps out of nowhere) Die humans!
(Bebe just kicks the Clobbler to the side)
Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: That guy is cute but laughably weak…and very annoying.
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: (Gets up) Ain't that the truth.
(Suddenly, the Clobbler gets up angry)
Clobbler #1: You shouldn't have done that, girlie. You just messed with a bull, bitch! Now here comes the horns! (He transforms into its ugly, active form)
Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: Oh my God!
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: That is fucking hideous!
Clobbler #1: YOUR ASS IS GRASS, KIDS! (He begins to charge at Cody and Bebe fast, whacking them hard with hands upon arriving to them) PREPARE TO GET CRUSHED LIKE THE LITTLE, INSIGNIFICANT BUGS YOU ARE!
(Suddenly…)
Jeffrey/Sgt. Stevens: Ravenous Rapier!
Sophocles: Scythe Full Swing!
(The two blades cut the Clobbler's arms off)
Clobbler #1: ARGH! GODDAMN YOU OLD MEN! ONCE MY ARMS GROW BACK, I WILL CRUSH YOU TWO INTO OBLIVION!
Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: (Tosses a sword in its face) Put a sock in it.
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: Fantasia of Riches: Ultimax! (Fires a blast of pink energy and kills the Clobbler)
(Fight #6: Apollo and Maria)
(Apollo is facing off against three Badoots)
Badoots: Stun Blast! (The three of them fire small blasts of electricity from their eyes, but Apollo teleports away before they can even tough him)
Badoot #1: Where did he go?
Badoot #2: (Sees Apollo hovering above them) Up there!
Apollo/Psychotic Plague: Psycho Arrow! (Fires arrows made of blue energy and they impale the three Badoots, killing them. A smirks, still floating in mid-air) Who else has a death wish tonight?
Voice: Not I fellow enemy!
(Suddenly, the source of the voice, a Captain Flare, appears in front of him)
Captain Flare #1: Born of the flames created by the most perfect of flint stones, I am Captain Flare!
Apollo/Psychotic Plague: You're annoying is what you are.
Captain Flare #1: (He opens his cape, which glow) Try my Mystic Meteor attack on for size, brute!
(He fires a meteor at Apollo, and it knocks him down to the ground)
Captain Flare #1: (Two flages appear at his side) Now, my Flage brethren! Smite this heathen in the name of Master Bianca!
Flage #1: It will be our pleasure.
(The two Flages come down on Apollo, ready to slash him, but luckily Maria appeared at the last possible second and she blocks their slashes with her psychic sword)
Maria/White Mind Maiden: If you bog scum scumbags think you're going to hurt my brother, you've got another thing coming! (She pushes the two Flages back)
Flage #2: (Turns to Captain Flare) Problem boss. We're dealing with one tough bitch over here.
Captain Flare #1: Fear not, my comrades, I have a plan! (Whistles)
(A Cacaw comes up to face Maria)
Maria/White Mind Maiden: That's it…a little birdie…that's your ace in the hole. Oh well, I'll just roll with it! (Her fists get enveloped by a pink energy and she charges at the Cacaw)
Captain Flare #1: (Looks down at the Cacaw and smiles) Now…
(The Cacaw screeches loudly and it stuns Maria. Not only that but…)
Maria/White Mind Maiden: (Tries to stand up, but can't. She's too dizzy) Ugh, what did you do? (She can't see straight) Why is there three of you?
Captain Flare #1: Perfect! Go, Flages!
(The two Flages charge at the dazed Maria, who looks up at the Flages coming at her. She tries to attack them anyway)
Maria/White Mind Maiden: Psycho Bomb! (Fires bombs of psychic energy and misses the Flages)
Flage #2: Ha! You missed us by a mile dumbass!
Flage #1: Get ready, because here we come!
Apollo/Psychotic Plague: Psychotic Knuckle! (He charges at the two Flages and punches them away from Maria) I won't let you hurt my sister! Psycho Bomb! (He fires blue bombs at the Flages and kills them)
Captain Flare #1: Uh oh, Cacaw, do something!
(The Cacaw clears its throat, ready to screech again)
Apollo/Psychotic Plague: Oh no! You're not getting me with that move! Psycho Arrow! (Fires blue arrows at the Cacaw, killing it)
Captain Flare #1: This is bad!
Apollo/Psychotic Plague: (Looks at Maria) Maria, are you okay?
Maria/White Mind Maiden: (Gets her bearings straight) Yeah, I think so.
Apollo/Psychotic Plague: Great, now let's finish this asshole! (Points at Captain Flare)
Captain Flare #1: Screw this! I'm out of here! (He tries to fly away but…)
Apollo/Psychotic Plague: Psychic Grip!
(He holds the Captian Flare in place with his powers)
Maria/White Mind Maiden: Psycho Arrow! (Fires Arrows of psychic energy at the Captain Flare, killing it)
(Fight #7: Doug)
(A Jitterthug, in its green-ranged mode, looks at Doug from a distance and forms an orange bomb like projectile)
Jitterthug #1: Jitter Toss! (He tosses the bomb and throws it at Doug, who dodges out of the way)
Doug/Cerulean Viper: You're mine now, fella! Viper's Cold Reception!
(He fires an icy blast at he Jitterthug, which hits him but does no damage. Instead, a blue aura forms around him)
Jitterthug #1: Old dude, you messed with the wrong minion!
Doug/Cerulean Viper: (Takes offense to the comment) Uh…old dude?
Jitterthug #1: (Forms three projectiles) Jitter Rapid Fire! (He quickly throw the three projectiles, and while Doug manages to dodge the first two, he gets hit and goes flying thanks to the third one) Now to finish this! (He turns red and switches forms. He charges at Doug who is just getting up)
Doug/Cerulean Viper: (Looking at the Jitterthug charging at him) If ranged attacks didn't work when he was green, maybe they'll work now that he's changed forms? (He gets up and charges another attack) Viper's Cold Reception!
(He fires an Icy Blast at the Jitterthug and it hurts it this time)
Doug/Cerulean Viper: (Sees that he did damage) Alright, I was right! Hit the guy with ranged attacks when he's red, and punch and kick him when he's green! Okay, Doug, let's take this asshole down! (He charges at him and the Jitterthug gets back up and turns green)
Jitterthug #1: Jitter Toss! (He tosses the projectile and Doug dodges, causing him to do a counterattack)
Doug/Cerulean Viper: Raging Kick! (He roundhouses the Jitterthug in the face, knocking it unconscious) Alright! I'm so pumped up after that! I feel like I can take on anything now!
(As soon as he says that, another explosive projectile comes from behind him and blows him away. Doug gets up to find himself face to face with two Pew Pews, two Lethiniums, and a Mudrone)
Pew Pew #1: Boy, pops, you sure took care of that guy.
Pew Pew #2: Yeah. Now let's see how you fare against the likes of us.
Mudrone: That's right. I might be a pile of mud, but I'm tougher than even the toughest of our Boom Stom—
Doug/Cerulean Viper: Viper's Cold Reception! (He hits the Mudrone and it turns back into a pile of mud) Four down five to go.
Lethinium #1: Wait for it…
(The Mudrone rises back up)
Doug/Cerulean Viper: What the hell!?
Mudrone: In order to completely destroy me, I have to be defeated three ti—
(Another Viper's Cold Reception hits Mudrone and it goes down)
Lethinium #2: (Turns towards Doug) Will you cut that out.
Doug/Cerulean Viper: You're the enemy, what do you expect for me to stop attacking and let you five rant?
Lethinum #2: Yes!
(The Mudrone rises back up for the third and final time)
Mudrone: Fuck this guy! Let's kill him!
Lethiniums and Pew Pews: Yeah!
Doug/Cerulean Viper: Here I come! (He charges at the five enemies)
Mudrone: Let's show this kook how we do things!
Pew Pew #1: Yeah! (The enemies get ready to attack)
Lethiniums: Blossom Burst! (Fires lazers)
Pew Pews: Pew Pew Pellet! (Fire explosive projectiles)
Mudrone: Devine Destroyer! (Fires lazers from the gems on its body)
(Doug dodges all of the enemy attacks and makes it to the five minions)
Pew Pew #2: Gah!
Lethinium #1: Damn it!
Doug/Cerulean Viper: Get ready! Furious Flurry! (He unleashes a barrage of punches on the Pew Pews, the Lethiniums, and the Mudrone, defeating the former two and sending the latter one flying due to an uppercut) Don't fuck with the old dude, dude!
(Fight #8: Clyde and Bridgette)
(Bridgette and Clyde are surrounded by six Skreetles. The six enemies are running around the duo swiftly)
Bridgette/Singing Angel: When do we attack them?
Clyde/Mosquito: I don't know. They're moving too fast.
Skreetles: Attack! (They stand up for a moment and fire beams from their backs. Bridgette and Clyde dodge quickly)
Bridgette/Singing Angel: Clyde! I got it! They only stand still when they're ready to attack! I'll distract them, and when they set still, launch an immediate counterattack!
Clyde/Mosquito: Babe, you're a fucking genius! Let's do it! (He flies in the air and Bridgette gets ready to fight)
Bridgette/Singing Angel: Hey, little buggies! It's me you want! (Takes out trumpet) Trumpet of the Gods! (Fires a blast of energy and fires it at the ground around the Skreetles, catching their attention. The bugs immediately circle Bridgette) That's right, pests, circle around me. (The Skreetles stand up, ready to attack) Now, Clyde, now!
Clyde/Mosquito: Got it! (Takes out black mosquito robots) Mosquito Mob: Bomb Rush! (The black mosquito bombs fly and land on each and every one of the six Skreetles, causing them to get scared)
Bridgette/Singing Angel: Well…see ya! (She quickly escapes the circle before the Skreetles blow up. She smiles at their defeat) Alright! We got them!
(Suddenly, a Hugworm busts out of the ground…)
Hugworm: Where do you think you're going?
(…and wraps Bridgette up, squeezing her tight)
Bridgette/Singing Angel: Gah! Help…me…
Clyde/Mosquito: Bridgette! (He flies down to try and help, but a Mahva blocks his path and sets up a big Barrier. Clyde takes out his gun) Mosquito Mob: Bug Bullets! (The Mahva glares at him) Out of my way! (He fires round upon round from his gun, but it won't break. The Mahva is giving it all it has)
Mahva #1: Feckless, bug! You'll never break my barrier in time to save your precious girlfriend!
(Clyde continues to try and shoot down the Mahva's shield as we cut to Bridgette, who is still being choked to death by the Hugworm. Bridgette tries to reach for her drumsticks in her pockets. After much struggleing, she grabs them and uses them)
Bridgette/Singing Angel: Sparking…Drum Roll!
(She electrocutes herself and the Hugworm. She ends up killing the Hugworm, who loosens its grip on her and falls to the ground. And as for Bridgette herself, her hair is all frizzy due to the electricity of her attack. She quickly brushes over it with her hands, and the hair goes back to its normal state. She looks up at Clyde, who is still trying to break down the Mahva's shiled
Bridgette/Singing Angel: (Takes out her trumpet) Trumpet of the Gods! (Fires an energy blast and hits the Mahva from the back, killing it and destroying the barrier. Clyde looks around in confusion) Hey, Clyde, down here! (She waves at him)
Clyde/Mosquito: Babe, you're okay! (Flies down on ground level to join her)
Bridgette/Singing Angel: Was there any ever doubt?
Clyde/Mosquito: No way. So what next?
(Suddenly, a purple bomb comes down and covers the duo in a purple smog. It turns out to have come from a Toxicap, who has a Meeba standing by its side)
Toxicap #1: What idiots! Meeba, feel free to walk in there and mow 'em down!
Meeba #1: Gotcha! (He runs into the purple fog to try and take down Bridgette and Clyde)
(45 seconds later and the Toxicap gets impatient, waiting for the Meeba to return)
Toxicap #1: Sheesh, what's taking him so long? He should be back by now. (Under his breath) Best Meeba in the army my leafy green ass. Master Bianca is certainly going to hear about this when this is all over.
(Suddenly the fog is all clear and it turns out Clyde and Bridgette killed the Meeba, and now they're ready to do the same to the Toxicap)
Clyde/Mosquito: Hey, mushroom guy. I think this is the part where you're supposed to run away.
(The Toxicap runs away)
Bridgette/Singing Angel: What do you think, should we let him go?
Clyde/Mosquito: Um….nah!
Bridgette/Singing Angel: Good choice!
(A quick Trumpet of the Gods and a Mosquito Mob: Lazer League and that Toxicap bites the dust)
(We finally cut back to Sam and Craig, who are fighting Zerts, Urgles, and Bladers)
Craig/DJ C-Rage: (Punches an Urgle in the face) Sam, this is getting us nowhere! We have to find Bianca!
Sam/Sir Justice: (In a struggle with a Blader) I know! But these assholes won't let us in the oil refinery to look for her! (He pushes the Blader back and cuts it in half) I have a plan. Wendy, Doug! (Doug and Wendy turn to face Sam) The three of us are going into the refinery! Everyone else, cover us!
Doug/Cerulean Viper: Okay, let's do this!
(Sam, Wendy, and Doug make a mad dash for the refinery, but a Parashooter, a Pew Pew, and a Captain Flare get ready to attack them from behind)
Parashooter #4: Oh no you don't!
Captain Flare #2: Stop these rapscallions, my brothers!
Pew Pew #3: You got it!
Stan/Tool Shed: Not if we have anything to say about it!
(Stan, Annie, and Cody come to the rescue)
Stan/Tool Shed: Drill Launcher! (Fires a drillbit and it lands in the Captain Flare's eye, killing it)
Annie/Darling Dame: Razor Wing! (Using her razor edged butterfly wings, she cuts the Parashooter in half)
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: Hanzo's Fury! (Impales the Pew Pew, causing it to burst into flames and get reduced into ash) Run! Hurry! Get in there and show Bianca who's boss! Show her what happens when you destroy a city and take blood of innocent people.
Sam/Sir Justice: With pleasure! (Sam, Wendy, and Doug run inside the oil refinery and leave the rest of their allies to fight the remaining army outside. Meanwhile, Kelly finally makes it through the forest surrounding the refinery. She looks at the building that stands before her and holds up the axe she obtained from the last part)
(Cut to inside the oil refinery where Sam, Doug, and Wendy are sneakily running through the halls of the Burnstone Oil Refinery in search of Bianca Thorne. The hallways are desolate, and dirty with broken glass, flickering lights, shattered tiles, holes in the walls, and moss, grasses, and dirt all over the place. Eventually they stop in the middle of an intersection with three other hallways)
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Bianca could be down any one of these hallways.
Sam/Sir Justice: Well, there are three of us. Are you suggesting that we split up and take a hallway and hope that Bianca is hiding down one of them?
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: (Nods her head)
Doug/Cerulean Viper: Okay. Sam, I guess you take the hallway on the left. Wendy, you take the hallway on the right. I'll take the remaining hallway in between. If anything happens, just holler, and I'll come running to help you. I trust you two will do the same if I find myself in trouble.
Sam/Sir Justice: You know it Mr. Test…I mean Doug. (Blushes out of embarrassment) Sorry, still getting used to the whole first name basis thing.
Doug/Cerulean Viper: You'll get used to it. But enough talking, let's get back to the mission at hand.
Sam/Sir Justice & Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Right!
(The trio split up and take a hallway)
(Hallway #1: Wendy (Ladies first eh?))
(Wendy, holding a small fireball in her left hand as a torch, walks down a dark, ruined, and empty hallway. As she walks, she passes a room with a huge glass window. She looks in and finds a bunch of Gigas Fly Traps in their smaller and weaker form sitting on shelves and tables)
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Bianca has more of those things on standby! We should make it a point to destroy them before she unleashes them upon the world.
(Wendy continues walking down the hallway when she decides to search another room. This room appears to have been the refinery's cafeteria. It's just as ruined and grass/moss filled as the hallways, but the tables and chairs are still in even rows. Wendy walks across the abandoned cafeteria until she reaches the doors to the kitchen. She enters the equally ruined kitchen and the first thing she sees is a big basket of fruits with a note attached to them. She reads it and it says…)
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: (Reading the note) The fruits that make me think of him. (Takes a moment to look at the fruits) What does that mean? Who is she talking about?
(She is distracted by another thing that catches her eye, a manila folder just sitting on one of the counters. She grabs it and takes out the contents. The first thing in the folder is the picture of the mysterious man Bianca was looking at earlier. The next picture she sees is Bianca and that same man on their wedding day)
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Maybe the man she was talking about on that note was this man here…her husband.
(She keeps looking at the folder's contents. The third photo appears to be of Bianca and the man's vacation in Germany. They are standing in front of the sign that reads, "Black Forest.")
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Of course a botanist like Bianca would love a place like the Black Forest. Maybe this man was a botanist too. He looks equally excited.
(The fourth item isn't a picture, but a doctor's note. It reads: "Jonathan Thorne diagnosed with Terminal Cancer." Wendy frowns a little after reading this. She looks at the final item in the folder which appears to be a recipe of ingredients that can be used to make a serum that would cure Jonathan's ailments)
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Nature's Last Reward Serum…(She reads the ingredients and sees that they are all commonly found in South America) She must've failed in getting these ingredients, and she keeps this recipe and her husband's diagnosis as a reminder of her failure. But why would she still have these if it brings back too many painful memories for her?
(Hallway #2: Doug)
(Doug is walking down his hallway very quietly, making sure not to arouse any suspicion. He eventually reaches the end of the hall where a door that "Office" stands in front of him)
Doug/Cerulean Viper: If I had to guess, Bianca might be waiting for us in that office.
(He clenches his fist and punches the door down. He sees that the office has broken windows, a big desk with potted plants in the center, a cozy red chair behind that desk, a bed with green sheets to the right of the room, a filing cabinet to the left of the room, and the whole room is covered in flowers, plants, grasses, and moss, just like the rest of the hallways)
Doug/Cerulean Viper: Oh yeah, this is definitely Bianca's room. But no sign of her (He looks at the filing cabinet) Maybe that filing cabinet will hold some clues.
(Doug opens up the cabinet and finds, among other things, a journal. He takes the journal out of the cabinet and decides to read it. He reads Journal Entry #1 aloud)
Doug/Cerulean Viper: August 14th, 2012: Today, I met the most handsome man in the world. He's new to our labs, and he was transferred from Cleveland, Ohio to our botany labs here in Denver. His name is Jonathan Thorne. He and I met at lunch break today and he really does know how to treat a lady, offering me a seat and pulling it out for me, offering the last half of his sandwich, and complementing me on my hair. I know it's still too early, but I think I might be in love with this man. I'll ask him out on a date later this week and we'll see what happens from there.
(Doug flips a few pages and reads the next journal entry
Doug/Cerulean Viper: December 25th, 2014: I can't believe it! Jonathan proposed to me today! Talk about a Merry Christmas. We were supposed to meet at my parents house for Christmas Dinner, and when I was looking for my favorite sweater, that's when I saw the ring box. When I opened it, I saw the most beautiful ring with an emerald jewel on it. That's when he said, "Bianca, my beautiful flower, will you marry me?" I hugged him tightly and said that I most certainly would marry him. We plan on having the wedding sometime in the summer of 2015. We spent the whole drive to my parents house talking about the plans that we have for the future.
(Doug flips some more pages to get to the next journal entry)
Doug/Cerulean Viper: October 6th, 2016: How terrible! My poor Jonathan was diagnosed with terminal cancer yesterday. Doctors say that it's spreading rapidly and he's lucky if he makes it to the New Year. He doesn't seem worried at all, but I know deep down he's scared to death about what's going to happen to him. I'm just as, if not, more scared than he is. That's why I have a plan. I read something online about a serum called, Nature's Last Reward. It can cure any known disease no matter how fatal. I can only find the ingredients in South America, however. My brother and I will take a flight down there this Thursday in hopes of finding the ingredients needed. I shall also film my expedition in hopes that others can learn of this serum and make this world a better place. I hope this expedition turns out fruitful and I get to have my Jonathan for many years to come.
(Doug flips the rest of the pages to find that they're all blank)
Doug/Cerulean Viper: I guess she didn't want to write anymore. (He places the journal back in the cabinet) I wonder if this Jonathan person is the reason why Bianca went mad and joined forces with the Devil. Perhaps as some form of giving her life purpose. I don't know. I just don't know.
(Hallway #3: Sam)
(Sam is walking down his hallway quickly but quietly. He stops when he hears a noise coming from one of the rooms. It sounds like a bunch of papers rustling together)
Sam/Sir Justice: (Looking at the door in question) Bianca…
(Sam busts the door down only to find that the noise was just a bunch of papers being blown by the wind that was coming from an open window. Sam calms down and notices that he stumbled upon the refinery's computer lab. He looks around the lab and finds that one of the computers are still operational. He walks up to it and takes a seat in front of it. It's then that Sam sees a DVD just sitting right next to the computer. Out of curiosity, he takes the DVD and puts it in the computer. A video begins, and it has Bianca in a rainforest environment. The person recording this is her brother)
Bianca: Hello, my name is Bianca Thorne. I am on an expedition here in the Amazon Rainforest in search of the ingredients for Nature's Last Reward Potion. My brother, Louis, is recording my excursion.
Louis: (Holds his hand in front of the camera and waves) Hello!
Bianca: Yes, indeed. I already have two of the three ingredients needed to make the potion: An Amazonian Orchid, and a Katydid that I put to sleep using a special gas. (She holds up the two ingredients that are resting in a small plastic cage) All I need now is the sap from one of the Kapok trees in the area.
(Louis and Bianca continue walking through the forest)
Bianca: I read in a map that somewhere in this rainforest is a huge area full of these Kapok trees. This is also the only area left in the Amazon with such trees. Once I obtain the tree's sap, I can create the potion needed so my beloved Jonathan's cancer can be cured. I'm recording this in hopes that others can learn about this potion's existence, and maybe, because of this video, cancer will be a thing of the past. I think we're getting close to the…
(Suddenly, Bianca hears noises of vehicles)
Worker #1: Okay, let's take down all of these trees. I don't want a single one left standing.
Bianca: Wha…What the hell! (She looks over at Louis) Come on, let's check it out!
(Bianca and Louis burst through the bushes to see the commotion, and it turns out a crew of workers were ordered to tear down the trees in the area, especially the Kapok trees)
Bianca: Stop! What are you all doing?! (Bianca and Louis walk up to a group of workers) What do you think you're doing?
Worker #2: Hey, lady, get out of here. Authorized personnel only.
Bianca: I need these trees!
Worker #3: Why? They're just trees. What good are they doing us? They're just a waste of space.
Bianca: I can't believe what I'm hearing! These trees could be homes to many species of animals, they're giving us all oxygen, and above all else I need the sap from these trees to make a potion for my husband!
Worker #2: Not our problem, lady! Now, shoo, before we call the police.
Bianca: I'm not leaving this spot! You can't make me!
Louis: Come on, sis, let's go.
Bianca: Not now, Louis! I'm not leaving this spot until I get what I came for.
(Worker #2 leaves to find a phone to call the police)
Worker #1: (Steps up and talks to his workers) Let me handle this. (Looks at Bianca) Listen, lady, we've been given direct orders to clean out this area of the forest, and no hippy bitch is going to stop us. Now get out of here! Samson is calling the police as we speak, and I don't think you two want to be here when they arrive.
Bianca: NO! (She grabs one of the workers and takes out a pocket knife from her pocket, holding the blade at the worker's throat)
Worker #4: Hey let me go!
Bianca: My husband needs this sap! You'll stop tearing these trees down right now! You have no idea what good these trees can do, and I will not let you cut one more down!
Worker #3: (Turns to Worker #1) Boss, what do we do?
Worker #1: I don't know.
Bianca: So how about it, are you going to back off?
(Suddenly, Worker #2 arrive back at the sight with some police officers)
Worker #2: (Points at Bianca and Louis) That's them! Get them out of here, do it!
Officer #1: (Approaches the duo) Okay, let's go, lady. We don't want any trouble.
Bianca: Get away from me! If anyone needs arresting, it's these pathetic excuses of men! They're raping this land!
Officer #2: But you're trespassing on their work site. Sorry, we have no choice.
Louis: Come on sis, let's just quit while we're ahead. Making this potion wasn't meant to be, I guess.
Bianca: No! Fuck that! I'm not leaving until I get that sap!
Officer #1: (Gets closer to Bianca) But the knife down and come with us.
Bianca: No, you'll never take me! (She drops the knife and the worker she held hostage and tries to run away, but the officer quickly grabs her arm and drags her away) No! Stop! You don't understand! My husband Jonathan needs this! He needs this! NO!
(The video ends)
Sam/Sir Justice: Whoa. She was trying to make a potion to cure her husband and she failed. Maybe this is what caused her to become an advocate. She blames the loss of her husband on the people that tore down those trees, which resulted in her joining forces with Satan, and now she's taking it out all of her rage on humanity. (Takes out a cell phone) I've got to call Doug and Wendy and show them this video.
(Cut to Doug and Wendy who regroup with Sam in the computer lab. The father and daughter just finished watching the video and they both look shocked and appalled)
Doug/Cerulean Viper: She was only trying to help her husband, but in the end she got put away and failed on her mission.
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: How sad.
Sam/Sir Justice: My guess is that her failure resulted in Bianca going rogue and becoming an advocate. Sort of as a way to get revenge on humanity. I don't think she's necessarily evil, just depressed and angry.
Doug/Cerulean Viper: I guess we all found clues to Bianca's past then.
Sam/Sir Justice: You guys found stuff too?
Doug/Cerulean Viper: Yeah, I found a journal.
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: And I found a bunch of pictures and the recipe for this potion she was trying to make.
Sam/Sir Justice: I see.
Doug/Cerulean Viper: So now that we see Bianca in a new light what do we do now?
Sam/Sir Justice: I say we continue to look for her. But not to fight her. Maybe we can talk her down and sympathize with her. It's crazy, but it might just work. Come on, let's go!
(The trio leave the computer lab and continue to look for Bianca. When they leave the lab, the rest of their team arrives)
Kurt/Smith the Kid: Hey, there you guys are.
Sam/Sir Justice: Glad to see you guys are safe. How'd it go fighting those Forces of Nature freaks?
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: Most of them fled into the woods. We suspect that there may be a few still lurking around in these halls.
Craig/DJ C-Rage: Any luck finding Bianca?
Sam/Sir Justice: No, but listen. Bianca isn't what she seems. We believe she joined forces with Satan as a way of getting revenge on the human race. Her husband was diagnosed with terminal cancer, so she went to get ingredients for a potion to cure him. A bunch of people tore down trees that contained the sap needed for it, and she got arrested trying to fight them off.
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: As a result, in Bianca's eyes, we're all heartless jerks that destroy the environment. That's why she sicked those plants on Denver because to her, all humans pollute, deforest, rape, destroy, and just royally fuck over the land. All because of something a small group of people did.
Sam/Sir Justice: Which is why we're going to try and talk her down. Maybe we can get her to stop. So when we see her, don't attack her, try and reason with her.
Stan/Tool Shed: Got it.
Bridgette/Singing Angel: So, Bianca lost her husband because of the actions others have made.
Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: That's the short version, yes.
Bridgette/Singing Angel: How sad.
Bianca: Yes…
(The gang turns around to find Bianca just a mere few feet away from them)
Bianca: I used to bawl like a baby at even the thought of my deceased husband. But if you've been an advocate for as long as I have, you've taken such simple things like emotions, and threw them out the window. Now…Nature Trap!
(Bianca snaps her fingers and a bunch of vines come out from underneath them. Most of our heroes get out of the way of them, but the likes of Doug, Jeffrey, Butters, Maria, and Sophocles get wrapped up in them and they fall to the floor)
Butters/Professor Chaos: (Tries to get out of the trap) Oh hamburgers!
Annie/Darling Dame: Didn't Mr. Slave have a move like that? (Shakes her head) Oh, it's not important right now. (Everyone brings their attention to Bianca)
Sam/Sir Justice: Bianca, we heard about what happened to you, and we're sorry. But listen, this isn't the right way to deal with your problems.
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Yeah, your husband, Jonathan would want you to continue to live a long, happy life. Just imagine how he'd feel if he learned you were doing this with your life.
Bianca: Insolent child. I'm doing this for both of us. I'm getting revenge on humanity for him too.
Sam/Sir Justice: But only a small group of people did this to you, not the entire species.
Bianca: True, but everyone in this world is just as guilty for what they've done to this world. Humans are responsible for cutting down trees, littering, and global warming among other horrendous things. What I did to all of those people in Denver earlier tonight was a long time coming.
Sam/Sir Justice: But it wasn't right.
Bianca: Give me a break. Besides, I know you Saints are guilty for the environmental destruction of this planet. Maybe you littered today or a few years ago. But I know you're all guilty for driving around in your cars, releasing chemicals into the air. And now you're lecturing me on what is right and wrong. You're all nothing but a bunch of hypocrites.
Sam/Sir Justice: But…
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: Sam, as much as it pains me to admit, there's no reasoning with her. We're going to have to go back to our original plan.
Sam/Sir Justice: (Sigh) I guess so. (Turns to Bianca) You leave us no choice, Bianca. (Takes out his lightsaber) It's time to end this!
Bianca: Very well. (She snaps her fingers and a door to the right of them opens up. It reveals a big staircase that leads outside) This staircase will take you to the refinery's main Horton Sphere. We'll do battle at the top of it. Don't keep me waiting. (She walks through the door as our heroes turn back to the five heroes that are trapped in vines)
Sophocles: Hurry, guys! Go after Bianca!
Sam/Sir Justice: But what about you guys.
Annie/Darling Dame: (Takes out one of her machetes) Don't worry, I got this. The rest of you can go after Bianca. I'll stay behind and help everyone else out.
Craig/D.J C-Rage: You got it!
(Suddenly, some Forces of Nature troops spot our heroes from down the hall)
Blader #3: Hey! I found those guys, everbody! Let's go get 'em!
(The troops charge at them)
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: Drat! I guess not all of them retreated!
Annie/Darling Dame: (Still trying to cut Doug free) You guys go on ahead. I'll take care of this.
Kurt/Smith the Kid: But, darling, you're already trying to free those guys! Are you telling us that you're going to free them and take those assholes down at the same time?
Annie/Darling Dame: Yeah, it's called multitasking.
Kurt/Smith the Kid: But you're going get yourself hurt or killed. (He faces the troops coming at him and whips out his pistols, taking aim at them) You focus on freeing our friends, I'll take care of these jerks for you.
Bridgette/Singing Angel: (Steps up with Clyde) We're with you, Kurt (Clyde and Bridgette nod).
Craig/D.J C-Rage: (Joins him as well as his boom box turns into arm cannons) Let's show these freaks of nature how we South Parkers do our thing!
Sam/Sir Justice: Okay, you guys do what you can down here. I'm chasing after Bianca!
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Not without me you're not!
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: Or us!
(Wendy, Cody, Stan, and Bebe join Sam)
Sam/Sir Justice: Okay, the five of us are going to take on Bianca while the rest of you stay down here.
Apollo/Psychotic Plague: Got it!
Doug/Cerulean Viper: Be careful kids, we don't know what else Bianca is capable of.
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Don't worry, dad, we'll be fine. We promise you that.
Doug/Cerulean Viper: Alright. Good luck.
Sam/Sir Justice: Come on, everyone, let's move out!
(Sam, Wendy, Bebe, Cody, and Stan go through the door to the Horton Sphere to face Bianca)
(Cut to our five heroes running up the stairs to the top of the sphere where they find Bianca staring out into the distance)
Sam/Sir Justice: Bianca! There you are!
Bianca: (Still looking away from our heroes) Glad to see you all finally made it.
Sam/Sir Justice: (Takes a glance to his four comrades standing behind him) Do you guys know what time it is? Time to lock up our sixth advocate.
Stan/Tool Shed: Let's do it!
(They look to see Bianca is still looking away from them)
Sam/Sir Justice: Uh, hello, Bianca! We're standing right here. Aren't you going to do something?
Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: Why don't we just attack her now?
Sam/Sir Justice: Hang on, Bebe. Let's not be too hasty.
Bianca: (Still looking in the distance) Tell me something, saints…(She turns around to face them) What would you do if you lost someone close to you?
(The five heroes look confused)
Bianca: If you lost someone close to you, would you lose your mind? Would you just snap and do something crazy? Or would you move on with your life as if nothing happened?
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: Wha-What's happening?
Bianca: Just tell me, would you go crazy if you lost someone you cared about, and I know you five have at least one person you care about in your life.
Sam/Sir Justice: Well…if we lost someone we cared about…it would hurt. But I know deep down the person we lost would want us to be strong and keep moving forward. Continue living life with a smile.
Bianca: Continue life with a smile? Hmph, it's been a while since I put a smile on my face…even longer since I wore a genuine smile.
Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: What are you doing? Why are you asking us these thought provoking questions?
Bianca: Because, Jonathan was the most important thing in my life until humanity took him from me. Do you think I've lost my mind?
(The five heroes are hesitant to answer)
Bianca: ANSWER ME!
Sam/Sir Justice: Well…I, uh…
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: We wouldn't say you've lost your mind, you're just depressed and you're taking out your despair on everyone.
Bianca: You say I'm depressed. Depression is a mental illness. So you are saying I've lost my mind.
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: N-no, I didn't say that.
Bianca: Let me tell you brats something. I haven't lost my mind, what I'm doing is completely justified. It's not insanity, it's justice! Until you lose someone close to you, you'll never understand what I'm saying or how I feel!
(Our heroes are confused and unsure about what to do. Sam especially is lost in thought)
Sam/Sir Justice: (In his thoughts) What do we do? Bianca is just a sad and angry person. She's not really that evil, just misunderstood. But she does bring up a valid point. What would I do if I lost someone I cared about: My family, my friends, Doug, Wendy. What would happen if they just died? Would I end up like Bianca: Wrathful and full of hate? It's possible. The mind is a strange thing. It only takes one bad day to fuck a person's psyche up for life. (He shakes his head and continues thinking to himself) What am I saying! I have to focus on Bianca! I don't care if she asks 100 more thought provoking questions to us! We have to defeat her.
(Sam turns to face his four friends who are also thinking about what Bianca said)
Sam/Sir Justice: (Sees his comrades lost in thought) Snap out of it, guys! We have to focus! We'll worry about what she said later! (His friends are brought back to reality as Sam steps up to the center of the platform) Bianca, even though you're just a tired and heartbroken soul, you leave us no choice but to defeat you!
Bianca: I see…Well then, let's not waste anymore time. And F.Y.I, out of the six of us, I'll be the only one who will walk away from here alive! (A sword made of bark materializes in Bianca's hands) Gaia's Glaive!
(Bianca prepares to swing when suddenly…)
Kelly: (Comes running up the stairs, axe blazing, and rushes past Cody, Wendy, Bebe, and Stan) Leave my wonder boy alone, bitch!
(Kelly jumps in front of Sam and blocks Bianca's slash with the axe and pushes her back)
Sam/Sir Justice: Kelly?
Kelly: (Turns to Sam) That's my name, don't wear it out, sweetie! (Winks at Sam)
Bianca: Hmm, a sixth fighter joins the fray? Okay then, you'll meet the same fate as your friends over there.
Kelly: I don't care! You will not hurt my Sammy! If I die defending him, then I'll die happy!
(She charges at Bianca again, but the vine wrapped around Bianca's arm extends and hardens. Bianca uses the vine to parry Kelly's slash and push her back)
Kelly: Why you! (She charges at Bianca again)
Bianca: Persistent little insect. (She snaps her fingers and a giant leaf ) Konohana Breeze!
(Bianca waves her leave and blows Kelly back with a strong gust of wind. Kelly goes flying towards Cody, Bebe, Wendy, and Stan, and the axe flies out of her hands and lands in Bianca's)
Bianca: You won't need this anymore, little girl. (She snaps the axe in half and throws the two piece off the edge of the Horton Sphere)
Sam/Sir Justice: (Turns to Kelly) Kelly, are you okay?
Kelly: (Smiles and gives a peace sign) Just peachy, baby!
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: (Under her breath) Oh, Christ!
Bianca: I think it's time we stop pussyfooting around….
Stan/Tool Shed: (Chuckles to himself at what Bianca said) Pussyfooting…
Bianca: I want to face you with no further interruptions. (She snaps her fingers and Sam's five friends get trapped in a box made of bark)
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Sam! (She turns to the rest of her team) We have to get out of this box!
Bianca: Good luck, that bark is way harder than your bite. (Turns to Sam) Now then, shall we commence this little brawl of ours?
Sam/Sir Justice: Let's…(He whips out his lightsaber)
Bianca: Oh, I almost forgot! (She whistles and a bunch of Nutskis and Dibble Dops come out of nowhere) I'm a compassionate woman, and I would love it if my troops had a chance to whoop the ass of the brat that was a thorn in Satan's side since day one!
Sam/Sir Justice: Big deal! It just means they're going to die too!
Bianca: (Smirks and materializes her sword) Come then! En garde!
(Sam charges at Bianca)
Bianca: Dibble Dops?
Dibble Dop #3: Yes ma'am! (Turns to his Dibble Dop Comrades) Come on, men, nobody lives forever! Let's get this varmint!
(All of the Dibble Dops in the squad, seven in total, step up)
Dibble Dops: Hydro Pillar!
(When the Dibble Dops' projectiles hit the ground, water pillars rise up. Sam jumps up and does a flip over the pillars. But while in mid-air, he takes out his guns and takes aim at the Dibble Dops)
Sam/Sir Justice: Falcon's Blast/Bebe's Bullets!
(He fires bullets from one gun, and falcon shaped energy shots from the other. They hit the Dibble Dops and kill them. Sam lands back on the platform and continues to charge at Bianca)
Sam/Sir Justice: (Takes out lightsaber) Red's Blade!
Bianca: Gaia's Glaive!
(The two clash swords and try to push each other back. Bianca pushes Sam back)
Bianca: Nutskis, surround him!
Nutskis: Yes, ma'am!
(All of the Nutski's surround Sam and get ready to attack)
Nutskis: Seed Bomb!
(The Nutskis fire their attacks, but Sam swings his lightsaber around really fast and reflects the projectiles back at the Nutskis, killing them. But when the Nutskis die, Bianca is waiting for Sam with a counterattack. The thorns on the vine on her leg start glowing)
Bianca: Thorn Blaster!
(Energy shots shoot from the thorns and they blast Sam back a bit. When Bianca ceases her attack, the vine on her arm extends and she throws it like a whip)
Bianca: Persephone's Whip!
(The vine whip wraps around Sam's leg, and Bianca pulls him in, causing Sam to fall on his ass. As Bianca pulled Sam closer to her, her Gaia's Glaive was in her other hand ready to slash at Sam when he got close enough. But Sam had another plan)
Sam/Sir Justice: Red's Blade!
(Sam cuts the vine whip, gets back up and gets ready for a counterattack)
Sam/Sir Justice: Justice Roundhouse!
(Sam roundhouse kicks Bianca in the side causing her to double over)
Bianca: You've hit a woman, are you proud? (She gets back up) Oh well, no sense crying over spilt milk. I think it's time we take this fight elsewhere. (A green aura emits around Bianca and she starts to float. She flies away from Sam) Catch me if you can!
Sam/Sir Justice: If you think you can get away that easily, think again! Wings of Heidi! (His wingpack opens up and he gives chase)
(Meanwhile, Stan, Bebe, Wendy, Cody, and Kelly finally break out of Bianca's trap thanks to Stan's Hectic Hammer Attack. They go over to the ledge of the platform to see Sam chasing after Bianca. They see that the fighters land on a huge pipe that connects with two buildings: Sam on the left side and Bianca on the right)
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: We've got to help Sam out somehow.
Kelly: Hey, what's happening over there! (She points at the duel on the pipe and they see that Bianca has summoned more troops. This time they are Parashooters, Flages, Captain Flares, and Zerts)
Stan/Tool Shed: Sam doesn't stand a chance against Bianca now!
Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: Maybe we can try and take those enemies down from over here.
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: Good idea, sweetie! (Turns to Kelly) Kelly, you'd better get out of here. It's too dangerous.
Kelly: (Begrudgingly) Okay…
(As Kelly leaves, the other four take aim at the Forces of Nature. We cut to the pipe where Sam continues his fight)
Bianca: (Jumps up to the top of one of the buildings and she opens her hand, revealing she has a rose tattoo on her palm. The tattoo starts to glow) Nymph's Revenge!
(A sphere composed of red colored energy fires from her palm and Sam jumps back to dodge it)
Bianca: Forces of Nature. Prepare your attack.
Flages, Flares, Parashooters, and Zerts: Ma'am!
(The Forces of Nature get ready to attack when...)
Zert #2: (Gets hit by one of Bebe's swords) GAH!
Captain Flare #3: I say, what was that my broth-WAH! (Gets hit by Cody's Fantasia of Riches attack)
Flage #3: What is happening! (Gets hit by Wendy's Wrath of the Tigress)
Parashooter #5: Where are these attacks coming from! (Gets hit by Stan's Wrench-a-Wrang attack)
Bianca: (Follows the wrench as it flies back to Stan. It's then that the she sees the four Saints on top of the Horton Sphere firing their attacks) Forces of Nature! Go after those four up there! I'll handle Sir Justice!
(The rest of the enemies go over to the Horton Sphere)
Stan/Tool Shed: (Sees the incoming enemies) Here they come! Get ready everyone! Let's do this!
(The four Saints go to separate parts of the platform to fight the Forces of Nature: The first fight we see is Stan vs. the Captain Flares)
Captain Flares: Mystic Meteor!
Stan/Tool Shed: (Takes out his sledgehammer) Hectic Hammer! (He swings all of the meteors back at the Captain Flares as if they were baseballs, and kills them. This process continued until only one Captain Flare remained) Just you and me, buddy! (He takes out his wrench and it starts sparking up) Shocking Wrench-a-Rang! (He throws it and kills the last Captain Flare)
(Next is Wendy vs. Zerts)
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: (Sees three Zerts charge at her and she raises her fists) Wildfire Smackdown! (She launches a barrage of punches at the three Zerts and knocks them all off the edge of the Horton Sphere. That's when the rest of the Zerts in this squad approach her)
Zerts: Nature's Zap! (The fire beams of electricity at Wendy, but before they could touch her)
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Wrath of the Tigress! (She hurls a big fireball at the Zerts and it blows through the beams of electricity and reduces the remaining Zerts to ash)
(Next is Cody vs. Flages)
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: (Sees the Flages come towards him fast, ready to slash at him, and he raises his staff) Fortune Bubble! (The barrier goes up and the Flages hit it, causing them to get dazed and confused. Cody lowers the barrier and gets ready for a counterattack) Fantasia of Riches! (He fires energy blasts at the Flages and kills them)
(Finally is Bebe vs. Parashooters)
Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: (Jumps up and takes out her double flutesaber) Stevens' Special Sword! (She cuts the Parashooter that was hovering above her in half. It's then that she sees a horde of Parashooters getting ready to attack)
Parashooters: Sky Cutter! (They fires air slashes at Bebe, who quickly dodges out of the way)
Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: Blade Storm! (She tosses a bunch of swords at the horde and kills them all) Okay, I think we got them all, everyone! I wonder how Sam is doing?
(We check in on Sam's fight with Bianca and they both push each other back when Sam's lightsaber clashes with Bianca's vine dagger)
Bianca: (Jumps up and a mushroom shaped bomb materializes in her hand) Fungal Wrecker!
(Bianca throws down the bomb. Sam dodges, but it hits the pipe, causing it to break and fall to the ground below. Sam jumps to the top of the building behind him. The broken pieces to the pipe hit some equipment causing some explosions and fires to break out)
Bianca: If you want to continue this fight, then follow me down there! (Gains a green aura and floats back to ground level)
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: (Sees Sam and calls out to him) Hey, Sam! Are you okay!
Sam/Sir Justice: Never better, Wen-Wen! But I want you, Bebe, Cody, and Stan to head for safety! I'll finish up Bianca!
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Okay, but be careful! (She along with the other three teammates leave the Horton Sphere)
Sam/Sir Justice: Aren't I always? (Opens his wingpack and chases after Bianca)
(Once on ground level, Sam finds himself in a spacious room that's surrounded in flames and malfunctioning equipment. The ceiling is destroyed because of the pipes falling on it, but there are still bits of the ceiling just hanging there. Bianca whistles over to Sam. That catches his attention and he sees that Bianca has an Urgle, a Pew Pew, a Clobbler, and a Meeba with her)
Sam/Sir Justice: Bianca, with all of these fires in the refinery, this place is going to going to the dogs! We have to get out of here!
Bianca: Not a chance! I'm not leaving until you and your goody-goody friends are out of my hair for good! So get ready, Sir Justice, because this ends now!
(Cue A Stranger I Remain from Metal Gear Rising Revengance)
Sam/Sir Justice: (Gets in fighting stance)
Bianca: Forces of Nature, murder this fool!
Clobbler #2: Yes, ma'am! (The Four Forces of Nature charge at Sir Justice)
Meeba #2: I'll get him! (Charges at Sir Justice fast, but he dodges out of the way, causing the Meeba to hit the wall and get crushed by an avalanche of ruble)
Urgle #3: (Sarcastically) Yeah, he got him alright. (Normal tone) This is how a real man gets things done! (Charges at Sam) Brutish Bark Bash!
Sam/Sir Justice: Annie's Shield! (He blocks the Urgle's punch and pushes him back, allowing Sam to take out his lightsaber and stab him through the eye and kill him)
(I've come here from nowhere across the unforgiving sea. Drifting further and further it's all becoming clear to me. The violent winds are upon us and I can't sleep. Internal temperatures rising and all the voices won't recede.)
(While Sam's back is turned, the Pew Pew decides to attack)
Pew Pew #3: Pew Pew Pellet! (Fires a projectile, but Sam notices and he jumps up and cuts the Pew Pew in half with his lightsaber. The Clobbler doesn't like this and he gets mad)
Clobbler #2: Leave Bianca and my comrades alone, you bad man! (He turns into his active form) DIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!
(Sam sees the angry enemy charging at him and he takes out one of his guns)
Sam/Sir Justice: Falcon's Blast! (He fires the energy shot and the Clobbler blocks it with his arms, creating a wall of smoke. When the smoke clears, Sam comes charge at the Clobbler and he stabs him with his lightsaber killing him. Now all Sam has to worry about is Bianca)
(I've finally found what I was looking for: A place where I can be without remorse. Because I am a stranger who has found an even stranger war. I've finally found what I was looking for)
Bianca: (Appears right next to Sam and the thorns on the vine on her leg start to glow again but this time…) Thorn Stab! (The thorns quickly extend in an attempt to stab Sam, who back flips out of the way quickly)
Sam/Sir Justice: (Makes it to safety and takes out his guns) Bebe's Bullets! (He fires multiple shots, but Bianca jumps up high in the air)
Bianca: (The vine wrapped around her arm extends) Persephone's Whip! (The vine whip gets wrapped around Sam and Bianca tosses him in the air. She then opens her hand and prepares another attack) Nymph's Revenge! (Fires an energy shot)
Sam/Sir Justice: (Sees the attack coming at him) Annie's Shield! (He uses the shield and reflects the attack back at Bianca who gets hit by it and goes flying to the wall behind her)
(Instrumentals)
(Sam lands on his feet back on ground level)
Bianca: I have had it with you! (Materializes mushroom shaped bombs in both hands) Let's finish this! Fungal Wrecker!
(Bianca tosses both bombs at Sam)
Sam/Sir Justice: Cody's Speed Boots, activate! (He quickly dodges the two bombs)
Bianca: Fungal Wrecker! (She starts throwing multiple bombs, and Sam keeps dodging) DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! (Bomb after bomb, Sam dodges and dodges)
Sam/Sir Justice: (Stops dodging as Bianca ceases her throwing) I'm done with dodging!
Bianca: (Pants) Then die like the worthless human you are! Fungal Wrecker! (She tosses the last bomb in her hand) Fungal Wrecker!
(I sharpen the knife and look down upon the bay. For all of my life, a stranger I remain. A stranger I remain! A stranger I remain!)
(Sam grabs the bomb and throws it upwards towards the ceiling, causing debris to fall down. Bianca jumps out of the way, but now there is a wall of debris blocking Sam and Bianca…that Sam promptly jumps over, ready to attack)
Bianca: (Sees Sam hop over the wall of debris) What the…!
Sam/Sir Justice: It's over Bianca! We've beaten you! (Raises his fist) Fist of Millie!
(Closing instrumentals)
(Sam hits Bianca square in the face, knocking her on her ass, and leaving Bianca with a bleeding nose and very exhausted)
(End of song)
Sam/Sir Justice: (Walks up to the exhausted Bianca) It's over, Bianca. The South Park Saints have one again.
Bianca: (Panting) It…It can't be…my plans…curse you…Sir Justice… (Passes out due to exhaustion)
Sam/Sir Justice: Good game, Bianca. Good game. (He looks around to see the destruction and flames around him. He hears explosions in the distance) This whole place is falling apart thanks to our duel. We've got to get out of here.
(Sam picks up the unconscious Bianca bridal style and he and her leave the slowly decaying oil refinery)
(Back outside, the rest of the South Park Saints that went with Sam on his mission are waiting for his return with some police officers and fire fighters. Doug, Jeffrey, Sophocles, Maria, and Butters are freed)
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Do you guys think he's okay in there.
Doug/Cerulean Viper: I'm sure he is, sweetie. He's never let us down before.
(Suddenly, through the smoke and the flame of the front door. Sam comes out carry the unconscious Bianca. Wendy smiles and runs up to see him along with a police officer)
Sam/Sir Justice: (Smiles) Wendy!
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: (Kisses his cheek) I'm so glad you're alright!
Policeman: Sir Justice, sir. (Points at Bianca) Is this woman in your arms the cause of all of this trouble?
Sam/Sir Justice: Yes she is, officer. (Gives her to the policeman) Take her away.
(The Saints watch as the police man place her in a van and they drive off for the jail. Sam just stares after the van as it drives off, thinking of the words Bianca told him before the duel)
Annie/Darling Dame: Now there are two advocates remaining, right?
Stan/Tool Shed: Great observation skills Annie.
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: Let's keep up the good work everyone and we'll get the last two advocate behind bars in no time.
Sam/Sir Justice: (Turns to face the rest of his team) Hey, guys, can I talk to you all real quick.
Maria/White Mind Maiden: Sure, Sam, what's on your mind?
Sam/Sir Justice: Just before we battled, Bianca asked us what we would do if we lost someone we cared about. If we'd go insane. And then it occurred to me that all the human mind needs is one terrible event to turn us over to the dark side. Which is why I ask you all a favor: If you lose someone you love, whether it's a friend, family member, or significant other, promise me you'll always stay positive. Never give in to the darkness.
Bridgette/Singing Angel: We'll never give in to the darkness, Sam.
Craig/D.J C-Rage: I promise you that we'll stay strong if that happens.
Kurt/Smith the Kid: You have our word, Sammy boy.
Sam/Sir Justice: Sometimes, Kurt, that's all you have in life: your word.
Jeffrey/Sgt. Stevens: Come on everyone, let's go home. There's nothing left to see here.
(The 16 Saints leave the area for South Park as we cut to Bianca who is just waking up in the police van. She sighs in disappointment, knowing that she's been defeated. She reaches into her pocket for a wallet sized version of the photo of Jonathan)
Bianca: (Looks at the picture) My darling, Jonathan. As much as it pains me to say this…I've failed you. I wasn't able to avenge your death. (Begins to tear up as the tears fall onto the picture) I hope that you can forgive me of my shortcomings in my mission, and I hope that we can meet again, someplace where we don't have to worry about the scourge of humanity anymore. (Runs her fingers across the picture) My Jonathan, I'll love you always.
(The police van drives off for the prison as the episode ends)
(Credits theme: Bakusou Yume Uta from Soul Eater)
(Yotei chouwa wo kechirasu noizu iru youni katto niramu gankou. Shinobikonda gareeji de yumemiteta ano koro to kawaranu haato. Sou kyou to onaji ashita nante konee ze ore binkan ni bakusou. Utau shinzou kanaderu biito ikiteiru tashikana akashi wo.)
(Shot #1: Sam arrives home, gets in his pajamas and opens his laptop to look at apartments. He takes out an envelope filled with money from the Guess Clothing Company. The money is clearly the profit from Store Justice)
(Te ni shite ha ushinatte te ni shite ha ushinatte. Utsurou toki no naka de hito shirezu namida shita yoru ha koko ni atte subete ga tada jibun de. Sousa mada ikeru hazu daro)
(Shot #2: At the Knitts' residence, Kurt is cooking up some lobster and Annie heads up to her room to get Red and Ursula. She enters the room to find the lesbian couple just sleeping on the inflatable bed, cuddled next to each other. Clearly the duo is exhausted from their "finger exercises." Annie just shrugs and closes the door)
(Kegarenaki hikari ga yamiyo wo tsuranuite
Kono toki ga towa da to ima inochi ga sakenderu
Hora kokoro no oku ni itsumo kimi ga utsuru yo
Mamorubeki shinjitsu wo tada daiteyukunda
Riyuu nantenai sa furueru tamashii yo aa)
(Shot #3: At the prison, Bianca is looking sadly at her picture of her husband. The previous villains, Trent, Justin, Max (being wheeled over by Trent), Ethel, Tobias, Paris, Charon, and Marlowe go over to her to see if she's alright and they comfort her in her time of distress. Oh yeah, and we get yet another shot of Dimitri in the prison's cold storage)
(Koukai ha nai nante daitai uso sa tsuba to basu shadou
Ukeirero sono bun tsuyoku nareba ii sa karamawatte mou ichido
Sou kyou no jibun wo gomakaseru hodo kiyou janee kizuku to
Ima omou kanjiteru kitto kotae nante arya shinai kedo)
(Shot #4: Cody is at Knitts' Family Bakery to pick up the cake that Annie and Kurt were ordered to make back in O, Brother, Where Art Thou (Part 1). Cody gives them a nice tip and Kurt and Annie smile)
(Deatte ha wakarete deatte ha tsunagatte
Yorisou seishun no kirameki yo taai nai hibi de sae mo
Subete ha koko ni atte subete ga utsukushikute
Demo mada tatakatteru kara)
(Shot #5: Because Apollo is coming out of his shell, he's playing basketball with Jason, David, Bradley, Blue Hat Guy, and a few more of their friends. Not once have the other boys bullied or teased Apollo. Apollo smiles with glee and is having a great time)
(Kurikaesu mainichi no aranami ni nomaretemo
Mada yume kara samenu oretachi ha koko ni iru
Itsumo kikoetekuru nakamatachi no koe ga
Kodoku wo furiharau youni tokai no kaze no naka
Tada iku shikanai sa shinjita ikiyou wo aa)
(Shot #6: Kelly Rutherford-Menskin is in the air vents above the boy's locker room, and she's watching Sam as he showers, looking at him with the utmost lust. It's at this moment when a dust bunny goes by her nose and she sneezes. The rest of the boys showering hear the sneeze and Kelly books it out of there)
(Samayoinagara
Nanika wo kaeteiku tameni kawaru yuuki wo
Soshite nakushichainai nanimo kawarazu ni iru tsuyosa wo)
(Shot #7: The Forces of Nature that escaped are wandering around in a forest, plotting their revenge against the South Park Saints)
(Kegarenaki hikari ga yamiyo wo tsuranuite
Kono shunkan ga eien da to ima inochi ga sakenderu
Hora kokoro no oku ni itsumo kimi ga utsuru yo
Mamorubeki shinjitsu wo tada daiteyuke)
(Shot #8: A shadowy figure opens the doors to a semi-trailer and admires a giant robotic gorilla. He grins evilly and it's safe to say we're dealing with our next advocate)
(Kurikaesu mainichi no kouha ni nomaretemo
Mada yume kara samenu oretachi ha koko ni iru
Itsumo kikoetekuru nakamatachi no koe ga
Kodoku wo furiharau youni machi no kaze no naka
Tada iku shikanai sa shinjita ikizama wo aa
Riyuu nantenai sa furueru tamashii yo aa)
(Shot #9: At a big mansion somewhere in Boulder, CO, an old man in his 90s is watching his servant decorate the place. He watches as two of them hang up a sign that reads, "Oppenheimer Family Reunion." He smiles and heads back to his mansion)
Question of the chapter: What are your thoughts on me giving names to the likes of Mr. Testaburger (Doug), Mr. Stevens (Jeffrey), Grandma Stotch (Ethel), Mr. Slave (Alex Slave), and the Former Sixth Grade Leader (Leon)