The Wand Chooses the Wizard

by MagicalMysteryPhantom

"The wand chooses the wizard, Harry Potter. Though it is not always clear why." Mr. Ollivander said. Harry sputtered in outrage. "But- but- this isn't a wand! Everyone else I've seen have wands that look like carved sticks! This looks like something Cinderella's Godmother would have!" Crack fic I guess

2. Chapter Two

AN: Thanks for the review!

YEAR TWO

"Stop, car, stop!" Ron yelled, hitting the dashboard with his wand. The car kept going. Soon it was going to crash into that tree –

"Bibbity Bobbity Boo!" Harry yelled desperately, waving his girly wand around in the air.

Their surroundings suddenly changed; instead of a car they seemed to be in the back of a carriage, a carriage that was slowly floating to the ground.

Thump. Ron and Harry got out as soon as it touched the ground and surveyed it. It seemed to be a pumpkin carriage, pulled by six white horses.

"Nice job, Princess." Ron said with a smirk. Harry looked down to see the frilly dress over his muggle clothing.

"AAAHHH!" Harry screamed. "Make it go, make it disappear!" All he managed to do was add more ribbons.

Ron was now doubled over with laughter. "I wish – I wish –" He choked, "That – that – someone – someone like Snape – could see this!"

"Maybe he can."

They both turned to see none other than Snape.

"Outside," Snape said, "Late, did not arrive on the train, and not even in school attire. . . ." He waved his wand and Harry's dress disappeared.

"Thank you so much, Professor." Harry said, relieved. Ron, however, looked disappointed.