The Legend of Sir Justice and the South Park Saints: Episode 20: Cody's Family Reunion (Part 3)
(Starting this part of the chapter off, we have Cartman's gang, who are still driving around aimlessly. They pass a church that they don't recognize)
Sam: Okay, that sign just said Nederland Presbyterian Church! Where the fuck is Nederland?
Cartman: It's a town in Boulder County.
Sam: And pre tell how far is Boulder County from South Park?
Cartman: How should I know?
Wendy: Do you not look at your odometer?
Cartman: Why would I look at that?
Kyle: How the hell did you manage to get your driver's license?
Cartman: A whole lot of luck, Kyle. A whole lot of luck.
Kyle: This is complete bullshit.
Kurt: Face it, guys. I think Cartman's kidnapped us. Don't know what's in it for him, but he's legitimately kidnapped us.
Cartman: I'm not kidnapping you guys. I'm getting you guys out of the house. Look it's the weekend, a beautiful day. Perfect day for a drive.
(Suddenly, the gang hears snoring. Kelly Rutherford-Menskin is taking a relaxing nap in the secret compartment of Cartman's van)
Butters: Hey does anybody else hear a snoring sound?
Heidi: Not now, Butters. (Turns to Cartman) Cartman, face it! We're in the middle of nowhere, we're lost, we're tired, we want to go home. Can you take us home?
Cartman: Just a little while longer. (Pays attention to the road and sees nobody on the other side of the road) Want to see how British people drive.
Wendy: (Getting an idea on what Cartman's going to do) WHAT?!
Kenny: Dude, I really wouldn't recommend this. We're coming up on a turn and we don't know if someone's going to come around on the other side!
(Cartman drives on the other side of the road anyway)
Kenny: Oh my god!
Stan: It's official. Cartman went from kidnapping us, to now actively trying to kill us.
Sam: Cartman, get back to your side. You don't know if someone going to come around on the corner.
Cartman: I don't care. Let's play chicken.
Butters: Please, Eric, don't do this!
(Cartman turns the corner on the other side of the road, and no driver came up. He's still driving on the other side of the road though as another turn comes up)
Kurt: Cartman, you got lucky. But there's another sharp turn ahead. Get back on your side now.
Cartman: No way dude. This is fun. Watch! (He takes his hands off the wheel and his passengers begin to freak out)
Wendy: Cartman, get your hands back on the wheel! Jesus Christ!
(Cartman places his hands back on the wheel, and turns on the other side of the road)
Sam: Please stop, what if there's a car.
Cartman: Don't worry, airbags should protect us. I don't know what you're all worried about though, I have it all under contro…
Heidi: LOOK OUT FOR THAT DEER!
Cartman: (Sees the deer in the middle of the road) Holy shit!
(Cartman turns into the forest and now they're driving through the woods, plowing down trees. The ruckus is enough to wake Kelly up)
Kelly: (From her compartment) What's happening out there?!
(The rest of the crew doesn't hear her)
Butters: Oh hamburgers! We're careening through the woods!
Kurt: I hope you got car insurance, Cartman, you're so going to need it!
Cartman: (Trying to steer) I don't know where we're going!
Kyle: Oh shit! This is it! We're all gonna die!
Wendy: Cartman, if we survive this and you offer me a ride anywhere ever again, I'm taking a bus!
Cartman: Hang on tight, gang!
(The car continues to plow through the forest as we get to our intro)
(Intro song: Resonance by T.M Revolution)
(The intro starts with the town of South Park, and a teenaged Damien looks down on the town from atop a hill)
(Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga mune wo sasu nara? Kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga ima kikoeru ka?)
(Enemy soldiers dressed in black are attacking the town and spreading chaos and destruction)
(Roku ni me mo awasazu unmei ni made karandeku Yukisaki moro kabutteru kuenai yoru wo hashire)
(The main characters that include teenaged Samuel/Sir Justice, Kurt/Smith the Kid, Bridgette/the Singing Angel, Ursula/Samurai of Light, Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress, Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens, Kenny/Mysterion, Cartman/Coon, Butters/Professor Chaos, Stan/Tool Shed, Kyle/Human Kite, Craig/DJ C-Rage, Tweek/Peppy Prince, Token/Tupper Wear, Clyde/Mosquito, Red/Madame Knight, Heidi/Fatal Feline, Annie/Darling Dame, Leon/Beo-Wolf, Mr. Slave/Glamorous Gardener, Jeffrey/Sgt. Stevens, Doug/Cerulean Viper, Cody/Mr. Gentleman, Dr. Sophocles, and Mephesto and his genetic experiments charge into the town ready for the fight of their lives. They all fight off the soldiers)
(Fukaoi shisugita mabushisa ga warui yume ni tsuzuite mo)
(Damien appears along with his 13 commanders (11 of which are Trent, Justin, Ethel, Max, Tobias Shredder, Paris Hilton in her Smiles mask and power suit, Dimitri, Charon, Ms. Penelope Marlowe, Bianca, and Noah). Our heroes look at each other, smirk, pull out their weapons and fight)
(Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga mune wo sasu nara Kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga ima kikoeru ka? Deatta wake wa dou datte ii mikitsukerarete Fureta shunkan no kizu no fun dake tashika ni nareru)
(Damien steps forward ready to face our heroes, and they prepare to clash as the title of the fanfic, "The Legend of Sir Justice and the South Park Saints" appears)
(Back at the Oppenheimer Family Reunion, Noah and his Haram-bot are about to strike)
Noah: (Laughs evilly) What better group of people to be my first victims than my brothers, my grandfather, and those pesky little Saints.
James: Noah, what is the meaning of this?
Noah: I already said that I was sick of Sophocles being the center of attention. I try my hardest to keep up with my baby brother in terms of the field of science. But for some reason, he outdoes me every single time and the entire family gives never ending praise to him, and I get nothing. I'm getting tired of it. It got to the point that when I heard Sophocles' plan on creating the perfect boy went under, I was beside myself with glee! So I purposely tracked down the devil himself, and sold my soul to become a better scientist than him. On some occasions, even that wasn't enough! So what better way to make sure I stay the golden boy of the Oppenheimer family than to take out little Sophocles…and of course take out any eyewitnesses too (Takes a puff from his cigar).
Cody: You don't scare us uncle! As the South Park Saints, we'll do whatever we have to do to make sure you don't harm a single one of us.
Noah: Oh Cody, your display of arrogance annoys me. You shall be the first to go!
Linda: No! Leave him alone!
Harold: Noah, think about what you're doing.
Noah: I am! So get ready, my nephew, because here I come!
(The Haram-bot gets ready to throw a punch but Great Grandpa James jumps in front of the attack and blocks it with his metal cane…and pushes the fist back)
Noah: Wha-! Grandpa James!
James: I'm not about to let you hurt my great grandson, Noah. I may be older than dirt, but I still have a few fires burning bright inside my spirit!
Bebe: Cody, are you okay?
Cody: Yeah, thanks love.
Clyde: Now would be a good time to get our butts in gear.
James: (Turns to the rest of the gang) He's right. Now would be a good time to show me what you all can do. I'll hold Noah off while you all suit up and get your weapons ready. (Turns to Harold and Linda) Harold, Linda, round up the rest of the family and find a safe place to hide. I think we can handle this.
Harold: Okay, grandpa. (Harold and Linda leave and Cody's crew head inside the mansion to get their stuff ready)
Noah: You know, grandpa. It's a legitimate miracle how you managed to live this long. I honestly thought you'd die a long time ago.
James: What can I say? (He lifts up his walking stick and it transforms into a gun) You should know that we Oppenheimers are known for long life spans.
Noah: True (He looks at James' gun) So your little cane was your trusty gun all along. Could have fooled me.
James: I never leave anywhere without Betsy. You never know when random stuff like this occurs in your day.
Noah: I'm sure this is the least of what you've seen throughout your life as a P.A.W.G agent.
James: Retired P.A.W.G agent. But people like you, grandson, are reasons as to why I wonder if I should come out of retirement. Like I said, it doesn't matter how old I get, as long as my fighting spirit stays strong.
Noah: Your yammering is beginning to annoy me! Let's fight already, old man!
James: Well, if you insist!
(He charges at the Haram-bot quickly, and it gets ready to punch James again, this time landing a direct hit, causing James to fly back a bit, but he lands on his feet)
James: Hmph! Is that all you've got?
Noah: I have so much more gramps! Now get a load of my Monkey Missiles!
(Inside the cockpit of the Haram-bot, Noah presses a button, causing missiles to fly from the robot's back)
James: Child's play! (He pulls a Raiden from Metal Gear Rising and heads towards the Haram-bot by jumping on the missiles. When he gets closer to the Haram-bot he pulls out his gun and it charges up energy) Ragnarok Blaster!
(He fires a green colored blast of energy and sends the Haram-bot back a bit)
Noah: GAH! How dare you!
James: Noah, before we continue, please think about what you're doing. This is your family that you're doing this to. Now, I don't want to hurt you…but if you refuse to stop this nonsense, I'll have to resort to extreme measures.
Noah: I've made my decision, grandpa! This is not only a way of appeasing Satan, but a way of getting revenge on all of you for not giving me the love I deserve. I was never good enough for you all, but Sophocles was always your golden boy.
James: This is foolish, Noah! Don't you know that we all love you equally? Please cease this foolishness!
Noah: Well I certainly don't feel loved. And as far as this attack goes, it's too late. The die has been cast and this is something that I must do.
James: (Sigh) Very well, grandson. (Takes out a gilded dagger from his pocket and it starts to glow) But don't say I didn't warn you! Miraculous Dagger!
(James drives the dagger into the ground and a wave of multicolored energy rises from the ground and hits the Haram-bot. As Noah pilots the mechanical gorilla to get up, James comes charging at him, dagger in hand)
Noah: Enough! (He presses a button in his cockpit, and red lazers come from the Haram-bot's eyes. James tries to parry the shots, but he ends up getting knocked back. Noah pilots the Haram-bot to walk up to James and has the robot raise a fist) Time to squash you like the annoying insect that you are!
(Noah is just about to make the Haram-bot smash Noah into the ground when…)
BLAM!
(An attack hits the Haram-bot in the fist, ceasing the attack. Noah looks from his cockpit to see Cody and his crew are dressed in their superhero gear, ready to fight. The attack was Cody's Fantasia of Riches)
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: You want to fight so bad, uncle? How about you fight us!?
Millie: That's right! We'll make you wish you were never born, asshole!
Noah: (Faces the heroes) Bring it on, brats!
Kevin: If we're fighting against and giant mechanical gorilla, I say we make this a fair fight (Takes another sample of animal DNA and injects it into himself, causing his arms to turn into those of a gorilla and his teeth turn into those of a gorilla) Get ready to bring on the pain, baby!
Clyde/Mosquito: We intend on bringing on nothing more, Kev.
Noah: That goes double for me! And it's about time I see the very same power that caused the fall of the previous six advocates.
Maria/White Mind Maiden: Here! Why don't you have a little taste! Psycho Arrow! (Fires pink arrows of psychic energy at the Haram-bot, blowing it back a bit)
(The robotic Gorilla tries to get back up, but Apollo comes up fast)
Apollo/Psychotic Plague: Psychotic Knuckle! (Hits the Haram-bot in the face)
Noah: (Thinking to himself while in his cockpit) Those two had interesting power…could they be the children of the dark wizard Carlos Murciélago? (Pilots the Haram-bot to get up)
Apollo/Psychotic Plague: Still standing, huh?
Millie: He won't be for long! Polar Pistol! (She fires her ice beams at the robot, freezing it for only five seconds before it breaks itself free)
Noah: An attack like that won't keep me down, girlie!
Clyde/Mosquito: (Summons white mosquito robots) Okay, how about this then? Mosquito Mob: Lazer League!
(Lazers fire from the white mosquito robots, but it doesn't even effect the Haram-bot)
Clyde/Mosquito: Damn, no good! Perhaps if I change my method of attack! (Ceases his attack and summons black mosquito robots) Mosquito Mob: Bomb Rush!
(Black mosquito robots fly towards the Haram-bot, but Noah makes it open its mouth, causing the bomber mosquito robots to fly inside. They go off from within the robot gorilla, but it doesn't affect the Haram-bot in the slightest)
Noah: Foolish child! My Haram-bot has a stomach of steel! (Makes Haram-bot raise a fist) Something that your bones aren't made of!
(The Haram-bot gets ready to punch Clyde, but Bridgette jumps in front and takes out her violin bow)
Bridgette/Singing Angel: Bountiful Bow! (Successfully parries the Haram-bot's fist, and she takes out her trumpet) Trumpet of the Gods! (Fires a blast of energy at Haram-bot from her trumpet, and it hits it, creating a wall of smoke on impact)
Clyde/Mosquito: I think you got him, babe.
(Of course she didn't! A pair of piercing red eyes a shining through the smoke and the Haram-bot fires lazers from its eyes. Bridgette tries to parry the attack with her bow, but gets blown back)
Noah: Next?
Kevin: Enough of this bullshit! (Digs his gorilla hands into the ground beneath him and lifts up a huge chunk of it to throw) Gorilla's Volley!
(He throws the chunk of ground and it hits Haram-bot hard)
Noah: GAAAHHH!
Kevin: Someone attack him now!
Sophocles: Okay Cody, Bebe. Are you ready to attack with me?
(Cody and Bebe nod with confidence and join Sophocles in his assault)
Sophocles: Sorry Noah, but this if for your own good! Soul Chopper! (Fires a wave of energy from his scythe)
Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: Blade Storm! (Throws swords from her bag)
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: Fantasia of Riches: Ultimax! (Fires a blast of energy from the ruby on his staff. The three attacks land successful hits on Noah's robot) Well that did it!
Noah: (Laughs evilly) All it did was just show me how pathetically weak you are!
Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: You've got to be kidding me!
Noah: These are the self proclaimed warriors that bested the likes of Dimitri, Charon, and Bianca among the rest of my advocate brethren? Pitiful, absolutely goddamn pitiful. I almost feel sorry for you bunch. Oh well, as long as you all have no more tricks up your sleeves…time to die!
(As the Haram-bot raises a fist, our heroes and Noah hear a car horn beeping)
Noah: Ugh! Now what?
(Cartman's Ford Transit comes barreling out of some nearby woods and onto James Oppenheimer's back yard. It's out of control and heading straight for the Haram-bot)
Sophocles: What's this?
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: (Looks through the windshield and into the drivers' seat and sees Cartman) Is that Cartman driving that van?
Noah: Hmph! Insignificant vehicle!
(He makes the Haram-bot swat the van away like an annoying mosquito at a barbecue and it hits a tree, utterly wrecking it. Cartman, Sam, and their friends come crawling out of the wreckage sans for Kelly)
Sam: (Gets out from the wreckage first and helps Wendy out next) Ugh, is everybody alright?
Wendy: Yeah, thanks babe.
Cartman: (Crawls out along with Heidi) Oh god that sucked! Heidi, why would you warn me about that deer instead of just letting me run it down like the wild animal it is! Besides, there's a billion more deer like that one. I'm sure killing one won't hurt the ecosystem that much.
Heidi: That's cruel, Cartman! Animals have feelings too.
Cartman: Oh right, I almost forgot to mention that we almost fucking died!
Heidi: For me, that would be just fine as long as that deer lived on.
Cartman: You're fucking insane, you know that?!
Butters: (Crawls out from the wreckage and sees the Haram-bot) Oh hamburgers! Look at that thing! (Points at the Haram-bot and everyone looks on in shock and awe)
Kenny: What the fuck is that!
Wendy: I don't know, but something's telling me we're going to find out very soon.
Sam: And whatever it is, it looks evil! Which means it's time to get our saint on! You guys ready to rock!
All but Sam: Yeah!
(The nine friends put their superhero clothes on and join Cody's party)
Sam/Sir Justice: 'Sup guys!
Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: Sam, Wendy, are we glad to see you guys.
Kurt/Smith the Kid: Yeah! (Turns to the Haram-bot) So what the hell is this?
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: It's my uncle! He's in this mech called the Haram-bot, and he intends on killing every member of my family with it. My Uncle Noah is the seventh advocate.
Heidi/Fatal Feline: Oh my god!
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: I know, it's terrible.
Heidi/Fatal Feline: Of course it is…I mean, Haram-bot! This writer is referencing a dead meme of all things, fucking really?
Millie: That's what I was thinking, thank you!
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: This isn't about goddamn memes! This is about making sure my uncle is brought to justice!
Stan/Tool Shed: Cody's right, everyone. We've got to focus. If Cody's Uncle Noah is the seventh advocate, we've got to do everything in our power to take him down.
Bridgette/Singing Angel: Well we already tried before you all crash landed here. We can't seem to take this thing down.
Sam/Sir Justice: Well, the nine of us just arrived here fresh out the box. How about we take a crack at that thing!
Apollo/Psychotic Plague: If you think you can do it, then by all means.
James: I think they should. Because I have one more trick up my sleeve. If you nine can distract him long enough, I can pull of my Love Sync attack.
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: How, Papa James? Mama Gladys is dead.
James: Well you see Cody, ever since my Gladys passed on, I've always kept this on me at all times (Reaches into his shirt and takes out a star shaped locket necklace. Inside it are Gladys' ashes) Gladys' spirit lives on in these ashes. I can still pull of my Love Sync attack with these. (Turns to Sam's group) So if you nine think you can keep Noah busy for a few moments, then I can unleash hell upon him.
Kyle/Human Kite: We'll buy you all the time you need sir.
James: Excellent.
Sam/Sir Justice: Come on team! It's Bedtime for Robo-Bonzo! Let's do it!
(Cue Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Have a Nice Dream!...Been a while since I used this song)
Heidi/Fatal Feline: I'll keep him busy! Meow, meow! (Presses the plates on her paws) Cheetah Speed, baby!
(She starts running around the Haram-bot)
Noah: I'll take all nine of your lives in just one shot! Goodbye! (Haram-bot slams its fist down but Heidi dodges quickly)
Heidi/Fatal Feline: You're too slow! (Dodges another fist) Yoo-hoo! (Dodges a lazer blast) Right here! (Dodges another fist) Gotta try harder than that, pal!
Noah: Stay still damn you!
(Sir Justice you know how it is, Hate to dismiss any mistake, If it ain't right then you must be kiddin', Joke's mislead because you now slippin')
Kurt/Smith the Kid: Wild Wild Gatling! (Fires his Gatling Gun at the Haram-Bot's face and it actually leaves dents when the attack ceases)
Noah: Impossible, you actually made dents in my robot! That does it, you're mine cowboy!
(Haram-bot quicky grabs Kurt and he struggles to break free)
Noah: I will bite your head off, Sundance Kid!
(Oh believe my dedicated fix, Simply blast it, it ain't a trick, Just one click, then a second click, Rest is oh my goodness you're history)
Sam/Sir Justice: (Takes out Bridgette's bow and arrow) Let him go, ass napkin! Bridgette's Arrow!
(Fires an explosive arrow at the Haram-bot's fist, and it releases Kurt. But the Haram-bot prepares to punch Sam)
Sam/Sir Justice: Cartman's Claws! (The claws on his gauntlets come out, light on fire, and it blocks the attack) Damn, these things are sturdy!
(You don't really need a history, to entry, just then I'm not so intrigued, Don't get it wrong sir, I'm a sweet treat, BANG BANG BANG BANG, have a nice dream. If it ain't proper its incomplete, You might give a shimmer because you like the heat. Stop takin' chances, it's real steep, Watch where you step, because I'm gonna scream (Instrumentals and remixed voices))
(As Sam and Noah are in their power struggle, Wendy and Butters decide to attack the Harambot. They raise their fists ready to attack)
Butters/Professor Chaos: Lightning Jab!
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Flaming Knuckle!
(The two of them jump up and hit the Haram-bot in the face, knocking it down, but it gets back up quickly)
Noah: That does it! Time for more Monkey Missiles!
(Haram-bot fires more missiles from the rocket launchers on its back, and the nine saints are dodging to the best of their abilities)
Sam/Sir Justice: Cartman! Kenny! Take those missile launchers out, pronto!
Cartman/Coon: You got it, dude!
Kenny/Mysterion: Consider it done!
(Cartman and Kenny climb a tree, jump off at its highest point and takes out their RPG and grenades respectively)
Cartman/Coon: Raccoon Rocket!
Kenny/Mysterion: Oddity Grenades!
(Cartman fires a missile in one of the Haram-bot's missile launchers, while Kenny throws a grenade in the other one, taking them both out)
Noah: (Growls in annoyance and gets the Haram-bot's lazer eyes ready) Take this!
(Not enough for me to satisfy, any mistakes? Let's clarify. Let's post it to classify,
Find your bad and BOOM BAP BAP, Do it together with my entourage, Please stick your head in the back of the garage, I'm gonna have a sale and sell you cheap, Please get out, you're out of my league! (More remixed voices and instrumentals)
(As the Haram-bot launches its lazer attack, Kyle steps in front the attack to counter it with his own lazer)
Kyle/Human Kite: 1,000 Degree Stare! (Fires heat rays from his goggles and they blast Noah's attack back and knock out the eye lazer permanently)
Noah: Damn it! Lazers have gone offline!
Sam/Sir Justice: What's the matter, Noah? You've had enough?
Noah: You slime balls are giving me a run for my money, that much I won't deny. But it isn't over until the big mechanical gorilla sings!
Stan/Tool Shed: Well I hope that robot has a nice little song prepared, because it's toast! (He jumps up and takes out his sledgehammer)
(You still don't understand the man that your stinging, I ain't playin'. No more trainin'. Losing; it ain't easy to get back, You know what I'm sayin'. Hit your face with a big back slap. Click the cap and go Blap Blap Blap. Everything you touch will go flat, You know? Somehow people figure I'm in it (more remixed voices and instrumentals))
Stan/Tool Shed: Hectic Hammer!
(Stan smashes the Haram-bot's monitor so now Noah can't see what's going on from inside his cockpit)
Noah: ARGH! I can't see for shit now because of you snotty nosed bastards!
(Without a sense of direction, Noah has the Haram-bot run around the backyard like a chicken with its head cut off)
Kenny/Mysterion: Whoa, the Haram-bot is going ape!
Kurt/Smith the Kid: Of course he is. Without a monitor to see where he's going, we're basically driving Noah bananas!
Cartman/Coon: (Smacks the two in the back of the head, causing Kurt and Kenny to wince in pain) Consider yourselves pun-ished!
Sam/Sir Justice: Enough with the damn jokes, we have this guy on the ropes! Butters! Sweep Noah off his feet so that we can have Old Man Oppenheimer finish him off!
Butters/Professor Chaos: Yes sir! (Comes flying at the Haram-bot fast) Gravity Shock! (He presses his palm against the Haram-bot, causing it to lose gravity)
Noah: What trick are you brats pulling this time!
(Sir Justice you know how it is, Hate to dismiss any mistake, If it ain't right then you must be kiddin', Joke's mislead because you now slippin'. Oh believe my dedicated fix, Simply blast it, it ain't a trick, Just one click, then a second click, Rest is oh my goodness you're history. You don't really need a history, to entry, just then I'm that soul retreat, Don't get it wrong sir, I'm a sweet treat, BANG BANG BANG BANG, have a nice dream, If it ain't proper its incomplete, You might give a shimmer because you like the heat. Stop takin' chances, it's real steep, Watch where you step, because I'm gonna scream.)
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: Go, Papa James, do it now!
James: Okay. (Holds up the star necklace) Let's do this for old time's sake, Gladys (Kisses the necklace and gets his gun ready) Love Sync!
(He starts to gain a strong aura and his gun temporarily gains a golden color as a huge ball of white light comes from the barrel. James raises his gun skyward and he's ready to attack)
James: Meteor Storm of Justice!
(James pulls the trigger, causing the ball of light to fly into the sky. It explodes in mid-air and splits up into multiple balls of light. They fall down to the Haram-bot fast, but before the hit Noah is revealed to have an ace up his sleeve as inside his cock pit he grabs a pair of gold colored gloves and hits an eject button. He flies out of the Haram-bot without our heroes noticing)
(Bang! Bang! Bang! Have a Nice Dream! Bang! Bang! Bang! Have a Nice Dream! Bang! Bang! Bang! Have a Nice Dream! Bang! Bang! Bang! Have a Nice Dream!)
(James' Meteor Shower of Justice hits the Haram-bot and destroys it)
Kyle/Human Kite: YEAH!
Sam/Sir Justice: (Smirks and flips off the remains) Birds flipped for Haram-bot!
Heidi/Fatal Feline: Yeah! Meow! (Flips off the remains too along with Kurt, Wendy, Stan, and Butters)
(Maria and Apollo are using their telekinetic abilities to find Noah's corpse, but they find nothing)
Maria/White Mind Maiden: Hmm…
Apollo/Psychotic Plague: That's odd.
Clyde/Mosquito: What's wrong?
Apollo/Psychotic Plague: We defeated Noah and the Haram-bot, but I don't sense anything resembling a human body in that ruble.
(Everyone gasps)
Kevin: But if Noah isn't here…then where is he?
Kenny/Mysterion: Hey, look up there! (Points up at the sky to show Noah, who is parachuting down onto the roof of James' Mansion)
Cartman/Coon: God damn it! I thought for sure that was it!
Sam/Sir Justice: We're not out of the woods yet by the looks of things! I'm heading up on the roof after him!
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Wait for me, Sam!
Sophocles: I'm coming with you two. He is my brother after all.
James: I've still got a lot of fight left in me. I ain't ready to throw in the towel just yet.
Sam/Sir Justice: Anybody else feel strong?
(The following other people join the group of four: Butters, Cody, Bebe, Stan, Clyde, Bridgette, Kenny, Kurt, Apollo, and Kyle)
James: A good sum of you are wanting a piece of the pie I see.
Clyde/Mosquito: Huh? Pie, where?
(Bridgette giggles at Clyde's little joke, but Wendy, Stan, and Kyle just roll their eyes)
Sam/Sir Justice: So it's the fourteen of us then?
Kyle/Human Kite: I guess so.
Kurt/Smith the Kid: We're right behind you 100%, Sammy!
Sam/Sir Justice: Alright, then let's do this. (Turns to those who are staying behind, Kevin, Millie, Maria, Cartman, and Heidi) You guys do what you can down here.
Kevin: (Reverts back to human form) You got it, dude.
Heidi/Fatal Feline: Good luck up there you guys. Especially you, Stan, don't do anything too crazy.
Stan/Tool Shed: (Blushes and chuckles) I won't Heidi. You worry too much.
Heidi/Fatal Feline: Someone in our team has to.
James: Come along, everyone. Inside the mansion is a secret passage way to the roof. We must hurry!
(The fourteen fighters head for the roof of James' mansion. Speaking of which, we cut to that location where Noah has just landed. He detaches his parachute and looks around the mansion's rooftop)
Noah: I can't believe those parasites destroyed my beautiful Haram-bot. No matter. They always say "where there's life there's hope." I can still win so long as those Saints, my grandfather, and especially my brother doesn't show up to spoil my fun. (Looks at his golden glove) But even if they do show up, I still have you… My beautiful Höllenfeuer.
Sam/Sir Justice: My, what a pretty name?
(Noah gasps and turns around to find his 14 opponents having arrived to the rooftop)
Sam/Sir Justice: Shall that be the name on your tombstone!
Kurt/Smith the Kid: Radiant Revolver!
(Kurt fires rounds from his pistols, but Noah expertly dodges them)
Kurt/Smith the Kid: Slippery little fucker, aren't you?
Clyde/Mosquito: (Unleashes brown mosquito robots) Mosquito Mob: Savage Swarm!
(The mosquito robots swarm around Noah, but he punches all of them out without breaking a sweat. But while he was punching them out, Wendy appears to try and attack him)
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: (Gloves ignite) Wildfire Smack Down!
(Wendy unleashes a barrage of punches on Noah, but he skillfully dodges all of them. It's at this point when Stan appears behind him with his hammer)
Stan/Tool Shed: Hectic Hammer!
(Stan swings the hammer downward, but Noah blocks the attack with one of his golden gloves and uses the hammer to flip Stan over him and land on top of Wendy)
Noah: (Stretches his neck muscles) Dodging all of these attacks is quite the workout, I'll be honest with you. But can't you all at least make an effort to attack me? (Just then, random shots from Mysterion's ray gun catches him off guard) What have we here?
Kenny/Mysterion: Conundrum Shooter! (Fires more shots but Noah flips out of the way only for Sam to show up)
Sam/Sir Justice: (Takes out his whip) Ursula's Whip!
(Sam wraps Noah up in his whip, tosses him around for a few seconds before tossing him up in the air)
Bridgette: (Takes out her trumpet and aims skyward) Trumpet of the Gods!
James: (Aims his gun skyward) Ragnarok Blaster!
(Bridgette and James shoot upward at Noah, who dodges in midair and lands back on the roof. He isn't paying attention to Butters however, who is charging at him)
Butters/Professor Chaos: Lightning Spear!
(Noah grabs the other end of the spear just as Butters thrusts it forward. By gripping it tightly, Noah shatters the spear and punches Butters in the face)
Kyle/Human Kite: (Flies above Noah) Hey, you can't do that?
Noah: Well I just did? What are you going to do about it, fly boy?
Kyle/Human Kite: Kite Harpoon!
(Kyle fires a harpoon from the top of his kite and Noah dodges out of the way. When he does, he snaps his finger and a golden colored fireball the size of a basketball appears)
Noah: Golden Glory! (Fires the fireball and knocks Kyle out of the sky) I'm barely working up a sweat dealing with you lot.
Apollo/Psychotic Plague: (Charges from his left) Psychotic Knuckle!
(Apollo punches Noah hard and he goes flying across the roof. Noah charges back at Apollo, his right golden glove glowing)
Apollo/Psychotic Plague: Psycho Arrow! Psycho Bomb!
(Apollo fires a mixture of both psychic powers arrows and psychic powered bombs, but Noah dodges them all and gets closer to Noah)
Noah: Brilliant Knuckle! (Gets ready to punch Apollo)
Apollo/Psychotic Plague: Mindful Barrier!
(Creates a barrier of psychic energy and tries to block the attack. Noah and Apollo enter a struggle, but eventually, Noah breaks through and pushes Apollo back some)
Noah: Such brilliant power you have, young man. Definitely more resilient than your cohorts. But even the most resilient of fighters tires out every now and again. So now it's time to end this! (Holds his hands up and his gloves start to glow. They're charging up some kind of energy) Shining Hellfire!
(Noah fires a powerful golden colored beam across the roof to where Apollo lay. Thankfully, Sophocles grabs Apollo, and jumps in the air before the beam has a chance to reach him)
Noah: (Growls in annoyance)
Kenny/Mysterion: Yeah, go Sophocles!
Sophocles: (Holding his scythe with his right hand and holding Apollo with his left) Soul Chopper! (Fires a wave of energy at Noah who dodges out of the way. Sophocles and Apollo land back with the rest of their crew)
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: I don't get it, Uncle Noah? You have enough power and agility to take us head on without the use of a robot?
Noah: What's your point, dear nephew of mine?
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: Why did you build one if you knew you could handle us alone?
Noah: Why did I build one? Because I could! I wanted to build a mech like that just to show you all that I could be just as competent as a scientist as my brother. Shame my so-called family doesn't recognize me as a great scientist.
James: Noah, you know we love you. All of the Oppenheimer family loves you! Why can't you see it.
Noah: You can say that you love me all you want, but it's not good enough.
Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: Well what the hell does it take for you then!?
Noah: I want to be acknowledged as the superior scientist of the family. I'm sick of playing second fiddle to Sophocles. What better way to make sure I get undying love and attention, than by destroying my baby brother. And if the rest of the Oppenheimer family doesn't like it…(He opens up his right hand and a gold colored scythe materializes) They can just join him in hell where he belongs.
(The heroes gasp)
Butters/Professor Chaos: A scythe!
Noah: You like it? I made it in response to my little brother's own scythe. I just used whatever materials Satan gave me so that it could fit in these gloves.
James: Noah! If you don't stop this nonsense right now…
Noah: Oh please! What are you going to do? Beat me down? You all already know I'm very nimble for my age, and all my attacks make yours look childish in comparison.
Kyle/Human Kite: Damn it! I don't think talking is going to work this time.
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: Another advocate that prefers action over words. It's kind of sad when you think about it.
Noah: Action and violence is all part of being an advocate. (Holds up his scythe) So, who wants to be my Höllenfeuer's first victim?
(Cody is about to step up to fight Noah, but Bebe stops him)
Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: Wait a minute, Cody. Remember what James said about Love Sync? How he and his wife's heartbeats matched up, and they were able to unleash a powerful attack.
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: Yes, why?
Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: This is kind of a shot in the dark, but maybe we can do something that…
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: And put Noah out to pasture! I say, it's a long shot…but I'm willing to try anything to make sure Noah doesn't do any further harm. The only question remaining is where do we even start?
Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: Noah did say that him and his wife started to glow an aura before they unleashed it. We just need to figure out how to get an aura of our own.
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: Maybe if we make physical contact.
Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: Good idea. Let's try it.
(Cody and Bebe take each other's hands, close their eyes and rest their foreheads against each other, trying to concentrate. This confuses the rest of our heroes and Noah)
Noah: What the hell are they doing?
(James begins to understand what Cody and Bebe try to do)
James: Love Sync!
Stan/Tool Shed: (Confused) Excuse me?
James: Love Sync. When two people whose heartbeats match up perfectly, regardless of what relationship they share, they can channel that positive energy to unleash a devastating attack. Me and my wife used to do this type of attack all the time. Maybe, if those two get the energy they need, it'll be enough to finish Noah off once and for all.
Noah: Scream it out louder why don't you, you senile old man?
James: (Gasps and looks at his comrades) I just blurted that out loud didn't I?
(Everbody except for Cody and Bebe nod)
Noah: It's clear what I have to do then. Slay my nephew and his plucky girlfriend. It's a no brainer, no?
Sophocles: You have to get through me first. Nobody, and I mean nobody is going to hurt my favorite nephew while I'm around.
James: And that goes double for me, Noah!
Sam/Sir Justice: Let me join the fray too, gentlemen. I still have quite a few toys to play with.
Clyde/Mosquito: What should the rest of us do?
Sam/Sir Justice: Uh…just give encouragement to Bebe and Cody. They need it.
Butters/Professor: Gotcha! (Turns to Bebe and Cody) Okay you two. Envision a peaceful landscape with flower, clean drinking water. You two are riding on horseback wearing white clothes. The sun is setting over the horizon and the crickets begin to hoot. Are you two at peace yet.
Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: We'll be more at peace if you just shut up for a while.
Sam/Sir Justice: (Sighs and shakes his head) Okay, Noah, time to put up or shut up!
Noah: I think you'll find that I can put up just fine. Have at you!
(Cue The Only Thing I Know For Real from Metal Gear Rising)
(Opening Instrumental)
(Noah jumps up and his scythe catches fire)
Noah: Blazing Chopper!
(Launches a fiery version of Sophocles' Soul Chopper from his scythe, and Sam, James, and Sophocles jump out of the way)
Sophocles: You call that a scythe? This is a scythe! (He jumps up) Scythe Full Swing!
(He swings downward and Noah tries to block, but Sophocles is so strong that the attack sends Noah falling back to the roof. Noah gets back up to find Sam getting his chakrams ready)
Sam/Sir Justice: (Spinning his chakrams) Stan's Inferno! (As he spins, effigies of two fire dragons appear and charge at Noah, who jumps out of the way again)
Noah: Shining Hellfire! (Fires a blast from his left hand )
Sam/Sir Justice: (Activates his scarf by touching the brooch on it) Testaburger Scarf! (The scarf comes to life and it springs Sam upward, causing him to dodge the attack. Noah growls in annoyance when he sees his grandfather rush up to him)
James: (With dagger in hand) Wild Thrusting!
(Memories broken. The truth goes unspoken. I've even forgotten my name. I don't know the season or what is the reason I'm standing here holding my blade. A desolate place without any trace. It's only the cold wind I feel)
(James tries to stab at Noah with his dagger, but Noah blocks each stab with his scythe. Noah eventually sweeps James' leg, causing him to fall on the ground face first)
Noah: (Raises his scythe, aiming for Noah's neck) Off with your head, gramps!
Sam/Sir Justice: (Takes out the large fidget spinner weapon) Kyle's Gale!
(Sam starts spinning it, unleashing a strong jet of wind that almost blows Noah off the roof, but he digs his scythe into the roof before he can fall off. He jumps back up on his feet to find Sam, James, and Sophocles charging at Noah with their lightsaber, scythe, and dagger respectively)
Noah: (Readies his scythe) Okay, let's make this interesting.
Sam/Sir Justice: (Gets his lightsaber ready) Let's do it!
(It's me that I spite as I stand up and fight. The only thing I know for real. There will be blood…shed! Man in the mirror nods his head. The only one left. Will ride upon the dragon's back because the mountains don't give back what they take. Oh no there will be blood-shed! It's the only thing I've ever known!)
Noah: Höllenfeuer! (The scythe blade has a light blue flame envelope it) Execution Mode engaged! (Cue Slasher Smile) TIME TO DIE!
(He charges at the thee heroes and they engage in a struggle, trying to stab and slash at one another)
Noah: You're all nothing but wastes of space! Why can't you let us advocates win!
James: A wise man once said the only way for evil like you to succeed is for good men like us to do nothing!
Sam/Sir Justice: That's right! You're gonna crash and burn like the six before you!
Noah: Time to put your money where your mouth is then, kid!
(The four fighters step back to trade ranged attacks)
Noah: Shining Hellfire! (Fires his beam at his three opponents)
Sam/Sir Justice: (Opens up his palms to reveal the gems on his gauntlets) Murciélago Magic! (Fires red colored, bat shaped energy blasts from his palms)
Sophocles: Soul Chopper! (Launches a wave of energy from his scythe)
James: Ragnarok Blaster! (Fires a blast of energy from his gun)
(Epic Instrumentals)
(The four attacks collide and create a wall of smoke)
Noah: Time to jump through that smoke and take those fools by surprise! (Gets his scythe into Execution Mode again as he jumps through the smoke wall. But when he arrives on the other side…his three opponents are gone) Now where have you all gone?
(Suddenly, Sam appears on Noah's left side, and James appears on his right)
James: Ragnarok Blaster! (Fires his gun)
Sam/Sir Justice: (Takes out his big cannon) Kurt's Beam Cannon! (Fires a beam of yellow light from the cannon)
Noah: Oh no you don't!
(He dodges the attacks as fast as Sam and James can shoot. They eventually lure Noah to a big brick smokestack chimney)
Noah: I'm still too fast for you spineless oafs. You haven't learned a thing have you?
James: Well, my grandson, I believe you'll find that we've learned a lot more?
Noah: Eh?
Sam/Sir Justice: Sophocles! Now!
(As if on cue, Sophocles jumps out of the chimney and gets ready to come down on Noah)
Sophocles: Paralysis Pummel!
(He hits Noah's pressure points and paralyzes him)
Sam/Sir Justice: Gotta love the element of surprise, no?
James: A classic for a reason.
(It's at this moment when a bright aura envelops Cody and Bebe)
Kyle/Human Kite: Well this is new.
Wendy/Fuchsia Tigress: (Turns to Sam) Sam! Cody and Bebe have an aura surrounding them! I think it's show time!
Sam/Sir Justice: Read you loud and clear, love! (He charges at the paralyzed Noah) Fist of Millie! (He uppercuts Noah and sends him flying skyward. Meanwhile, Cody and Bebe get ready to finish the fight)
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: Hey love, you ready to get our seventh advocate?
Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: I'm ready of you are.
(Cody and Bebe take a few steps back from one another and a giant sword with two handles floats down to them. This sword has golden handles and a gold and jeweled hilt. The blade itself is made of pure platinum and has hearts engraved on it. The couple grabs a hold of one of the handles and they point it at the falling Noah)
(Losing my identity. Wondering have I gone insane? To find the truth in front of me I must climb this mountain range. Looking downward from this deadly height And never realizing why I fight!(Closing Instrumentals))
Cody/Mr. Gentleman & Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: Ready!
(The sword itself begins to emit an azure blue aura)
Sophocles: Now! Attack!
Cody/ Mr. Gentleman & Bebe/Sharp Edge Stevens: Heavenly Sword Beam!
(A blast of azure blue light is fired from the sword and it hits Noah)
Noah: GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
(End of the song)
(Noah falls on the ground covered in bruises and slight burns as Cody and Bebe's sword disappears and their aura dies down)
Butters/Professor Chaos: That…was…WICKED AWESOME! (He runs up and hugs both Bebe and Cody) You two were totally awesome! The rest of our gang will never ever ever believe this!
James: (Smiles) That's the power of Love Sync, kids. Maybe someday, you all can use it.
Stan/Tool Shed: With attacks like that, we'd all be overpowered. I prefer duking it out the old fashioned way.
Sam/Sir Justice: Yeah. Heroes always play fair. We should only attempt Love Sync during dire, life or death type situations.
James: Yeah, I get it.
Cartman/Coon: (From ground level) Hey you guys!
(Our heroes look over the edge of the roof to see Cartman with some police men)
Cartman/Coon: We managed to call the police while you were having your brawl. Is it safe for them to come up and take the son of a bitch now?
Sam/Sir Justice: Yeah, I'd say we're all good.
Sophocles: (Walks up to the paralyzed Sophocles) Don't worry, big brother. Since I'm a compassionate man, I'll un-paralyze you so you can get to the police cars.
Noah: I don't need your sympathy.
Sophocles: Hey I can either do this, or leave you paralyzed so the prison rape can be easily inflicted unto you. Your call.
Noah: (Smiles nervously) Massage away brother. (Under his breath) You pain in the ass. (Everybody sans for Noah laughs)
(Back on ground level, our heroes and the Oppenheimer family watch as Noah is carted away into a police car. As Noah enters the backseat of said car, Apollo walks up and tries to talk to him)
Apollo/Psychotic Plague: You go and tell Satan that him and his advocates will never beat us. We'll always have the upper hand against you bastards.
Noah: (Looking out the police car's window) Hmm…you're Apollo, aren't you? Apollo Murciélago?
Apollo/Psychotic Plague: Yeah? What's it to you?
Noah: I'm honestly surprised that the son of one of the most evil wizards has decided to join the fight for justice and quit the pursuit of chaos. Isn't that why your father created you in the first place?
Apollo/Psychotic Plague: Yeah…but…I'm a changed man! I don't know what it is, but being around these guys makes me feel good. I've never been this happy in all of the 50 lives I've lived.
Noah: You want the real key to happiness? Join our cause in reviving Damien. Seriously, we could use somebody like you on our side. If you do, I'm sure you'll find that the new world we'll create will bring you greater happiness than any amount of friendship can bring you.
Apollo/Psychotic Plague: (Looks confused)
Noah: With the world in a state of utter disrepair, wouldn't you like to play a major role in creating a better, more perfect world? Since you're a member of the Murciélago family, I think I can talk to Satan and maybe he can offer you at least of the new world to do whatever you want with. Recreate that half in your own image if you please. Not to mention, you turning to the dark side would really get under my brother, my nephew, and all of their friends' skin. It'll be a great way of reclaiming your former glory.
Apollo/Psychotic Plague: (Thinks about it)
Noah: I'm sure a small part of you was happier causing mischief and chaos on a daily basis.
(Apollo looks depressed now, having all of these thoughts race through his mind)
Noah: I'll give you some time to think about it. In the meantime, farewell. I hope we can work together real soon.
(And with that, the police car drives off, leaving a confused and depressed Noah behind)
James: Well, there's still about two more hours of daylight left, and the Saints and I just put away another advocate. I say we keep the festivities going!
(Everybody cheers as they resume their party. Cody's parents, Linda and Harold come up to the South Park Saints)
Linda: Hey, would don't you all stay and take part in the festivities too?
Harold: You can call your parents and tell them you're staying over for the night too if you wish.
Kenny/Mysterion: Thank you sir.
Butters/Professor Chaos: Yeah, especially since our mode of transportation getting her is…(Looks at the damaged van they arrived in) No longer in operation.
Harold: Wonderful! Now that that's settled, who's up for a game of croquet?
Cody/Mr. Gentleman: I'll throw my hat in that ring!
Maria/White Mind Maiden: Me too! (As she goes to play croquet, she sees Apollo just standing motionless) Apollo, brother, are you okay?
Apollo/Psychotic Plague: Huh? Y-Yeah, I'm fine. Just thinking.
Maria/White Mind Maiden: Well, would you like to play croquet with us?
Apollo/Psychotic Plague: Sure. That should get my mind off things…hopefully. (He follows his sister to the croquet field)
(Later that night, most of the Oppenheimer family went home or went to stay at a nearby hotel for the evening, but a few of the family members, and our heroes are all settled in for the night. Wendy, Bebe, and Bridgette are settled in a room, having some girl time to talk about the events of the day)
(Since Wendy's only clothes are her Fuchsia Tigress outfit and her street clothes, so she's borrowing some pajamas too. These pajamas are a pair of pink pajamas with a plaid pattern: Short sleeved shirt and pants to be specific)
(Bridgette's pajamas are a pair of white pajamas with a pink colored star pattern on them. The pajamas consist of pants and a long sleeve button up pajama shirt)
(Bebe's pajamas are her pink nightgown with white frilly cuffs)
Bebe: (Shocked) No way!
Wendy: I swear. Cartman was driving on the other side of the road, careening through the woods. It was insane.
Bebe: And here I thought Cartman evened out after all these years. (Sigh) I guess he hasn't changed entirely.
Bridgette: We're just glad that you, Sam, Kurt, and the rest of you are all fine.
Wendy: Thanks, Bridgette. Trust me, that is the last time I have Cartman drive me or any of us anywhere. Anyway, I think that's enough about me. Let's talk about you guys. Did you all have fun today.
Bridgette: Oh definitely. Just about all of Cody's relatives are super nice. Especially James. Talk about a Cool Old Guy. You know he was once a member in a band of mercenaries whose job was to exterminate any supernatural or unnatural force like monsters, aliens, you know the usual stuff.
Wendy: Well that would explain the weird display case in the living room. But, Bebe, what was it like when you used that powerful attack with Cody. You know, that Love Sync thing. How did it feel?
Bebe: Gosh…I don't know. I guess if I could find a word for it…exhilarating. I actually felt one with Cody for the first time in my life, just when I thought we couldn't get any closer. And the feeling afterwards…it's like that feeling you get when you first step off of that Kingda Ka roller coaster in New Jersey. I've never known a feeling like this existed. James said that others can use it. Even you guys. It doesn't have to be restricted to lovers, but friends to. For example, you and I can probably form a powerful attack of our own, Wendy. I just wonder what the outcome would be.
Wendy: When the time comes, I'm sure we'll find out.
(The two girls look at Bridgette to see that she's lost in thought)
Bebe: Bridgette, what's wrong?
Bridgette: Huh? Oh, I was just thinking about Noah. In a strange sense, I can't help but feel sorry for him. All he wanted was for his family to give him the same amount of love that they gave Sophocles. But every time he just kept coming up short. It's actually really tragic when you think about it. I also can't help but wonder how Sophocles is holding up after fighting his own brother. But I can imagine he feels the same feeling of emptiness that I had when I fought Charon.
Wendy: Yeah…but it had to be done.
Bebe: Exactly. If we hadn't done something about him, he would've killed us, the Oppenheimer family, and then who knows what would've happened next. But as long as we're on the subject of the advocates, we only have one left if I remember correctly.
Wendy: Yup. Only one advocate is left. We stop him/her, we'll be done with these idiots until Satan conjures up a new batch for us to beat up.
Bebe: (Groans) That's right, Satan selects 8 new advocates after a certain amount of time.
Wendy: Nobody said that the life of a hero would be an easy one.
Bebe: Certainly less glamorous than what we see in movies and T.V.
Bridgette: Let's not worry about the advocates for right now, Bebe. Right now, the night is still young, and I'm in the mood to find my Clydey, and have a good old fashioned cuddle session.
Wendy: That does sound nice. (Looks at the clock and sees its only 11:00 at night) Sam should still be up at this hour. I wonder if he's up for a good cuddling.
Bebe: After a day like today, I think Cody and I could benefit from some snuggles.
Bridgette: I think you ladies know what you have to do. Find your better halves, hold them and never let go.
Wendy: That's the plan.
Bridgette: Well, what are we standing around here for? Let's go cuddle with our guys.
(The three girls leave their room to find their boyfriends and we cut to the backyard of the mansion where, in case you've forgetten, Kelly Rutherford-Menskin finally busts out of the wreckage of Cartman's van)
Kelly: (Rubbing her head) Oh, my head. I don't think I've ever been in this much pain before. (Looks around) Oh it's nighttime. I might as well start hitchhiking back to South Park. With any luck I'll be home in time for breakfast. (Starts hobbling off) Oh, I think I hear rushing water…definitely not a good sign.
TO BE CONTINUED…
(Credits theme: Bakusou Yume Uta from Soul Eater)
(Yotei chouwa wo kechirasu noizu iru youni katto niramu gankou. Shinobikonda gareeji de yumemiteta ano koro to kawaranu haato. Sou kyou to onaji ashita nante konee ze ore binkan ni bakusou. Utau shinzou kanaderu biito ikiteiru tashikana akashi wo.)
(Shot #1: Our heroes are leaving James' mansion and he sees them off. Cody, Sophocles, Linda, and Harold give him a hug before they leave. The limousine drives off and James waves goodbye)
(Te ni shite ha ushinatte te ni shite ha ushinatte. Utsurou toki no naka de hito shirezu namida shita yoru ha koko ni atte subete ga tada jibun de. Sousa mada ikeru hazu daro)
(Shot #2: In Apollo and Maria's apartment, Maria peeks into Apollo's room. He is thinking about what Noah said. Maria tries to open the door more to talk with her brother, but Apollo uses Psycho Grip to shut and lock the door)
(Kegarenaki hikari ga yamiyo wo tsuranuite. Kono toki ga towa da to ima inochi ga sakenderu. Hora kokoro no oku ni itsumo kimi ga utsuru yo. Mamorubeki shinjitsu wo tada daiteyukunda. Riyuu nantenai sa furueru tamashii yo aa)
(Shot #3: Noah arrives to the prison and enters the mess hale where he finds the other villains confronted so far in the series. The other 10 villains offer Noah a seat. He sees that PB-01 Max is immobilized and Noah offers to fix him up, but a prison guard stops him before he could seal the deal)
(Koukai ha nai nante daitai uso sa tsuba to basu shadou. Ukeirero sono bun tsuyoku nareba ii sa karamawatte mou ichido. Sou kyou no jibun wo gomakaseru hodo kiyou janee kizuku to. Ima omou kanjiteru kitto kotae nante arya shinai kedo)
(Shot #4: The likes of Sam, Wendy, and Doug, dressed as Sir Justice, Fuchsia Tigress, and Cerulean Viper respectively are shown evacuating people from a burning apartment building. Francis Fitzgerald is recording the event from behind the bushes with his camera. The likes of Jimmy Valmer, Nichole Daniels, and Bridon Gueermo see the event occurring from across the street. Later, the likes of Esther Green, Kelly Pinkerton-Tinfurter, and Sally Turner watch the event unfold on the news later that night. The likes of Lola Clark, Jason White, Terrance Mephesto, and Bradley Biggle are listening to a radio broadcast of the event. All 11 of these teens are awe inspired by it all)
(Deatte ha wakarete deatte ha tsunagatte. Yorisou seishun no kirameki yo taai nai hibi de sae mo. Subete ha koko ni atte subete ga utsukushikute. Demo mada tatakatteru kara)
(Somewhere in the Pacific Ocean, groups of pirate ships are gathered. The captain, a shadowy figure looks out in the horizon, trying to find a place to land)
(Kurikaesu mainichi no aranami ni nomaretemo. Mada yume kara samenu oretachi ha koko ni iru. Itsumo kikoetekuru nakamatachi no koe ga. Kodoku wo furiharau youni tokai no kaze no naka. Tada iku shikanai sa shinjita ikiyou wo aa)
(All of the South Park Saints are packing suitcases with clothes, toiletries, video and board games. They're all packing for their Senior Trip on Memorial Weekend. Friday May 23rd-Monday May 26th, they'll all be heading to Venice Beach in California)
(SamayoinagaraNanika wo kaeteiku tameni kawaru yuuki woSoshite nakushichainai nanimo kawarazu ni iru tsuyosa wo)
(Bebe is in her local pharmacy, thinking about what Cody's cousin Brody said about his relationship with his girlfriend. She's looking at a shelf full of birth control pills. She thinks she's ready for her "first time". Across town, Cody is in his mansion looking at a box of condoms thinking the same thing)
(Kegarenaki hikari ga yamiyo wo tsuranuite. Kono shunkan ga eien da to ima inochi ga sakenderu. Hora kokoro no oku ni itsumo kimi ga utsuru yo. Mamorubeki shinjitsu wo tada daiteyuke)
(Sam is at the mall trying on swimsuits for the trip to Venice Beach. He tries on many swim trunks, but when he tries on a black speedo and does a few poses, Kelly Rutherfor-Menskin walks by, looks at him and immediately gets a nosebleed. She passes out as a result)
(Kurikaesu mainichi no kouha ni nomaretemo. Mada yume kara samenu oretachi ha koko ni iru. Itsumo kikoetekuru nakamatachi no koe ga. Kodoku wo furiharau youni machi no kaze no naka. Tada iku shikanai sa shinjita ikizama wo aa. Riyuu nantenai sa furueru tamashii yo aa)
(Every single Senior student at South Park High is counting down the days until their Senior Trip. You can cut the excitement with a knife. In the teacher's lounge, even the chaperones are excited, those being Doug Testaburger, Jeffrey Stevens, Alex Slave, Mr. Brewster, and two other female teachers)