Prompt goven for this one: Your favourite RWBY character, your waifu/husbando from any franchise, your least favourite real world location, and an item beginning with 'a', 'e', 'i', 'o' or 'u'.

RWBY character: Glynda Goodwitch

other franchise Waifu: Arcee (Transformers Prime)

least favorite location: ISIS HQ

Item beginning with 'A': Angry Space Marine Launcher MK IV (look it up, its amazing)

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"FUCK YOU TOWEL HEADS!" The Angry Marine shouted as he beat several ISIS fighters to death with the two bodies of other ISIS fighters, swinging them like nunchucks.

Glynda Goodwitch used her semblance to throw a tank into a building full of ISIS people. She then lifted the tank back up and played a game of Whack-A-Terrorist with the tank. She got a score of 120 in the span of a minute. She then heard a buzzing in the air and aimed her Angry Space Marine Launcher MK IV up into the air at approaching ISIS helicopters and fired.

"I'M A BUTTERFLY AND I'LL FUCK YOUR MOTHER!" The Angry Marines shouted as they flew through the air and with their powerfists, which were shaped like the middle finger, tore the choppers apart before crashing to the ground in fiery explosions.

The Marines were still alive, they were too badass and angry to die.

Arcee, in her motorcycle form, speed towards ISIS technicals and plowed through them like a hot knife through butter. She then transformed and started blasting every ISIS fighter in sight. She then switched her arm into Angry Space Marine Launcher MK IV's and started launching Angry Marines everywhere, sending a rain of pure testosterone hatred rage onto the terrorists.

One Angry Marine stood still as a company of ISIS fighters opened fire on him. When the firing stopped, the Marine looked down at his armor and then snapped back to the terrorists.

"YOU FUCKING MOTHER FUCKERS SCRATCHED MY FUCKING PAINTJOB! FUCK!" The angry Marine pulled out 10 revving chainsaw swords, 5 in each hand. He would hold more but he only cared 10, and he was mad that he didn't have more chainsaw swords. He then ran forward and proceed to (REDACTED) to every single one of them.

(TIMESKIP)

Even though all the ISIS fighters were all dead, the Angry Marine were still angry and decided to punch the dead bodies to try and relieve their never ending rage, and because fuck ISIS.

Glynda Goodwitch and Arcee looked over the battlefield, admiring their handy before turning to look at each other. They both saw a glimmer in each other's eyes.

Glynda then jumped up and wrapped her hands around the larger being's body as their lips connected. Arcee wrapped her arms around Glynda's smaller slender body as the two were lost in their intense makeout session that soon lead to intense kinky robot lesbo sex.

...which made the Angry Marines more angry because they couldn't join in so they just continued to punch the bodies.

THE END

I don't know why I wrote this... but I'm not sorry.

Godbless the Warhammer 40k Angry Marines.