"Ladies and gentlemen of Miami, you're drum solo satisfaction is very important to School of Rock" announced Tomika. "This drum solo will be very closely monitored for your customer assurance. The estimated time of your customer drum solo satisfaction is currently fifteen to twenty minutes."
"If you'd like to hear this drum solo in Spanish, please press or say two," Tomika announced to the audience. "Two!" shouted the audience. And Freddy played a Spanish drum solo.
"For Mr. Clyde Stubblefield from the James Brown Band, press or say three," Tomika announced. "Three!" shouted the audience. Freddy played a James Brown song drum pattern.
"For Mr. Gene Krupa, press or say four," said Tomika. "Four!" shouted the audience. Freddy did a Gene Krupa style drum pattern.
"For Mr. Mitch Mitchell of UK hitmakers' The Jimi Hendrix Experience, press or say five," said Tomika. "Five!" shouted the audience. Freddy played a Jimi Hendrix song drum pattern.
"For that angry guy from Grand Funk Railroad as seen on VH1's Behind the Music, press or say six," said Tomika. "Six!" shouted the audience. Freddy played the drum pattern intro of Grand Funk Railroad's song "We're an American Band."
"For any song by Stevie Wonder from 1974 till 1985, press or say seven," said Tomika. "Seven!" shouted the audience. Freddy played the drum pattern intro of Stevie Wonder's song "Superstition."
"For Mr. Buddy Rich, press or say eight," said Tomika. "Eight!" shouted the audience. Freddy played a drum pattern in a Buddy Rich style.
"Animal! Animal! Animal!" chanted the audience. "For Animal from The Muppet Show, press or say nine," Tomika said. "Nine!" shouted the audience. Freddy played a drum pattern in the style of Animal.
"For any song by Stevie Wonder from 1984 till now, press or say ten," said Tomika. "Ten!" shouted the audience. Freddy played a drum pattern of a song by Stevie Wonder from 1984 till present.
"To turn this mother out with Mr. Freddy Jones from School of Rock, press or say eleven," said Tomika. "Eleven!" shouted the audience.
"Ladies and gentlemen," Tomika announced as Freddy began to play the drums. "Freddy Jones is entirely self medicated. His radical mood swings over the course of the show are completely determined by the audience response he receives during the next portion of the show."
"He's wearing ear plugs," Tomika continued. "He's playing the drums. But he's come all the way from Horace Green to hear each and every one of you scream. Ladies and gentlemen, he needs to hear you scream!" The audience screamed out loud as Freddy continued to play.
"I think there are a couple of things I need to clarify because I don't know if you caught it the first time," Tomika announced to the audience. "He's wearing ear plugs, ladies and gentlemen," she continued. "He can barely hear himself. He's playing the drums. But he's come all the way from Horace Green to hear each and every one of you scream." The audience screamed one more time as Freddy finished drumming.