This is basically a 'In the Kingdom's Service' omake.

Prompt for this one: Vale Secret Service has a secret even its sister Agencies wouldn't know. Secure. Contain. Protect.

Vanguard sighed as he followed the director through the secret underground facility of the SCP Foundation. They apparently caught another monster and the director was showing him it. Vanguard's fist tightened at the thought of what it could be.

He read the report of its capture, what little of it that wasn't covered in black ink. Magician was part of the team that found and brought it in, and she was now in intensive care recovering from the encounter.

"Here we are," the director said as they approached a one-way window, "our newest addition, SCP-2626, a human by the name of Jaune Arc. The SCP has been given the Keter designation."

Cardin watched him with speculation. He's seen all kinds of deformed and terrifying creatures, but he learned that it was the human looking ones that were the most dangerous and unpredictable. And this one severely hurt Magician.

"So, what can this one do?" Vanguard asked, slightly concerned about what it did to earn its Keter status.

"It's easier to explain after a demonstration," the director said. "Bring in the test subject!"

A side door quickly opened and an agent tossed a D-Class in the SCP's chamber before the door quickly closed. Vanguard cringed at her. She just screamed 'feminazi.' She noticed 2626 and narrowed her eyes. 2626 cautiously backed away from her.

The director closed the blinds on the window. "I say a few minute wait is good enough." Vanguard was curious, but knew to not question the director's decision.

3 minutes later

"I'd say we waited long enough," the director looked away from his watch and opened the blinds. Vanguard was... unexpectedly puzzled.

The D-Class, who had 'death to the patriarchy' and 'men are pigs' tattoos on her arms and looked like he would kill the boy just for being male, was now flaunting over him. Her uniform was ripped, showing off her cleavage as she wrapped her body around him, happily caressing her fingers over his body while she lovingly kissed his neck.

The SCP just stayed motionless, confused as to what was happening and afraid to move.

"...what?" Vanguard was at a loss for words.

"SCP 2626 apparently possesses a passive aura that is irresistible to those of the female sex," the director explained.

"So... he's basically a chick magnet?"

"Essentially so, yes. It affects different women at different rates, we still need to test what attributes to the effects and how rapid they are. All we know is that the SCP's aura affects those in proximity, and distance from the SCP will make the effects go away in time."

"Hmm... wait, so when Magician was sent after him-"

"We didn't know of the SCP's effects at the time. We arrived in time to stop Magician from mounting him. Intensive care had the necessary restraints to keep her down. She'll be fine by tomorrow."

Vanguard was torn. On one hand, he was Glad Magician was safe. On the other, he was filled with envy. "Damn blonde bastard."