Prompt for this one: Roman get married by accident, Neo is quite satisfied with the result.
"This is your fault," Roman glared as Neo fainted shock. "I don't know how and I don't remember anything from last night, but I am certain that you had something to do with it."
Neo gasped with a hand on her chest, seemingly shocked at such an accusation. But Roman new better.
He sighed once more as he looked at the marriage certificate, and at his new name. Roman Arc.
His scroll began to ring. Lo-and-behold, it was his spouse. With a roll of the eye and an adjustment to his hat, he opened the video call.
"Roman," Jaune Arc said once he answered.
"Headmaster," Roman greeted.
'Daddies!' the voice echoed from Neo's scroll with a smile on her face. Roman turned to her and faced his scroll for Jaune to see.
Hearts irritated from her as she played with little Jaune and Roman dolls. She had them kissing each other before making them to naughty things.
Both men just sighed. They weren't sure why they expected any different.
"Roman, even if there wasn't a professor threateningly holding a riding crop to my neck off screen," Roman heard a 'hey' off screen, "I would like to ask for a divorce."
Neo dropped the dolls in a gasp.
"What a coincidence, I was about to ask you the same thing."
If Neo had her voice, she would have screamed "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" to the heavens.
Her plan to get Roman and Jaune to have sex, and peak on and record them having sex, was ruined.