High in the sky in a bullhead, Jaune looked down as Oobleck just grinned as he drank the contents of his coffee mug in one gulp.

"So then Jaune, are you ready to go on an... ADDDDVENNNTURE?!" Oobleck asked.

"Yeah sure, I guess," Jaune replied.

"SPLENDID!" Oobleck cheered as he drank another mug full of coffee. "Now, we jump!"

"Wait, am I going to get aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Jaune screamed as Oobleck shoved him out of the ship.

"ADDDDVENNNTURE!" Oobleck shouted as he jumped out after him.

"-AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH- oof." Jaune grunted as he hit the sidewalk hard. oobleck landed gracefully, using his thermos flamethrower as a makeshift jetpack. "owww, oobleck, why did yo- what the hell is that?!" Jaune shouted as he saw that Oobleck was now holding a giant shotgun.

"ADDDDVENTURE!" Oobleck ran down the sidewalk as Jaune tried to keep up.

"ADDDDVENTURE!" Oobleck shouted as he blew up a wall and shot the first person he saw as he ran inside.

"Oh my god you just killed that guy!" Jaune shouted.

"ADDDDVENTURE!" Oobleck shouted as he fired again.

"Was that an old lady?!" Jaune shrieked as he ran over the body.

"ADDDDVENTURE!" Oobleck shot again.

"Why are you shooting these people?!" Jaune asked as he caught up to Oobleck at a front desk.

"Put the lien in the bag, or I'll ADDDDVENTURE your brain all over that wall." It should be noted that Oobleck did not once lose his cheery demeanor.

Jaune finally got the chance to look around where they were. "Are we robbing a bank?!"

"We're adventuring a bank Jauney boy, keep up with the program," and then Oobleck shot the teller.

Suddenly they heard a police siren and several cops stormed in. "Freeze! You asshole are under arrest!"

"Not today my friends!" Oobleck's thermos ignited and he started flying. "ADDDDVENNNTURE!"

All was quiet for a few moments as Jaune realized he was left behind. The cops aimed all their weapons at him.

"Goddamnit," he sighed as he raised his hands.

The prompt for this one was: An Epic Adventure!

I was reminded of a Sanity Not Included skit and based it off of that.

I'm not sorry.