Prompt for this one: forgot the wording but it had to do with Raven not being a good mom.
Once again inspired by Sanity Not Included.
"Hello and welcome to family counseling," the counselor greeted. "So, what seems to be the problem?"
"My daughter screams and whines like a little bitch when I hit her," Raven said.
"Yes... me whining when my mother hits me is the problem here," Vernal grumbled next to her.
"What! You hit your own daughter?!" The counselor gasped.
"Well she's not biologically mine, but yes, I do," Raven shrugged her shoulders.
"But why do you hit her?"
"Because she deserves it."
"What has she ever done to deserve physical abuse?"
"Ok, so let's say hypothetically I was once... a bird. And then some little BRAT came along and was like 'waa waa waa I'm not strong enough to look after myself waa waa' and screwed it all up!"
"That is not wha-"
"Wait," the counselor interrupted Vernal. "You used to be a bird?"
"I used to be a bird."
"I love birds. Their majestic beauty, how they gracefully fly through the sky, their beautiful songs... tweet tweet... why the hell would you mess that up?!" The counselor now looked angry and Vernal.
"What?! But-"
"I know, right?" Raven said interrupting Vernal.
"You dumb little brat."
"But-"
"This is why I hit her."
"Well hit her again!"
FALCON PUNCH
"Huh, your right, she does scream and whine like a little bitch."