The next morning Lincoln open his eyes. He laid in his king size bed staring up at the ceiling. A feeling of loneliness overtook him.

He eventually got out of bed and got dress Lincoln went down stair into the kitchen to see count orlok leaning over the kitchen counter.He heard him take big long sniff.

Lincoln:Morning count.

Count orlok turn around to face lincoln. The boy notice white powder on his nose.lincoln stood there dumbfounded He became angry.

Lincoln:ORLOK WHAT THE FUCK.

Orlok sniffs then says

Orlok:Morning Lincoln.

Lincoln:YOU DOING FUCKING NOSE CANDY

A werewolf came out of the bathroom with coke on his nose.

Werewolf:Chill out grandpa.

Lincoln looked at him with a pure hateful angry look.

Lincoln:YOU GET THE FUCK OUT. WOAH WOAH WAIT WHO ARE YOU FIRST OF ALL

Orlok:lincoln this is my childhood friend cody,loud we aren't doing anything bad or illegal.

Lincoln:YOU THINK SO

Shouted lincoln. The count and cody began to laugh. The furious Lincoln took off his belt. He marched over to count orlok and began beating him with the belt.

Orlok:OW OW OW OW.

Lincoln:YOU ABOUT THAT LIFE HUH. BRINGING DRUGS INTO MY PEACEFUL HOME. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. YOUR ABOUT A THOUSAND YEARS OLD YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER.

Cody:HEY MAN CHILL THE FUCK OUT STOP BEATING HIM WITH THE BELT.

Lincoln:SHUT UP OR YOU BE NEXT MOTHERFUCKER.

cody came to the count aid getting lincoln off of him. The 15 year old continued to yell.

Lincoln:GET OFF ME,YOU THINK IT FUNNY BRINGING DRUGS IN MY HOME

Count orlok:Lincoln calm down its flour.

Lincoln calmed down then looked over a him.

Lincoln:What.

Cody let lincoln go,he went over to the counter. He tasted the white powder which turned out to be flour.

orlok:See the camera there

The smiling vampire pointed into the direction or the camcorder.

Cody:YOU JUST GOT PRANKED BITCH.

As soon as cody said said that to him Lincoln punched the werewolf in the face knocking him to the floor. He jumped on top of him and began to him with the belt.

Cody:OW OW OWWWWWWW

Lincoln:YEAH YOU MUTT HUH YOU THINK YOUR ROMANATWOOD YOU THINK YOU KID BEHIND THE CAMERA.

Orlok:Loud hey stop stop.

Count orlok said rushing to cody's recuse. About 10 minutes later cody went home, Lincoln and count orlok were sitting on the couch in total silence. The count had marks on his face where Lincoln hit him.

Count orlok:Um loud im sorry about earlier.

He said in a light apologetic voice.

Lincoln:Count you could have done any prank for god sakes. But why a drug prank, i told you how i feel about drugs.

Count orlok:sorry linc.

Lincoln:Count i been thinking that i should give Ronnie Anne a explanation. I want you to go to her house and bring her here.

Orlok: DON'T SEE THAT HAPPENING.

Lincoln:Okay i will just tell my followers on istagrim how i made you look like a bitch.

Orlok: Fine i go

Lincoln:Thats what i thought.

Count orlok vanished into cloud of black smoke. He reappeared on the saintago door step. Orlok rung the bell, Ronnie Anne grandma open the door coming face to face with orlok.

Ronnie Anne grandma:AHHHH A VAMPIRE

She screamed taking out a belt and began beating him with it.

Count orlok:OW OW OW OW OW.

the count took the belt away from her and threw it in the street.

Count orlok:WHAT THE HELL, IS GETTING BEAT WITH A BELT IS LIKE A FUCKING AMERICAN CUSTOM OR WHAT. Look ma'am i know you think vampires are unholy and right but my friend Lincoln.

Ronnie Anne grandma:Your a friend of Lincoln why didn't you say so.

Count orlok:cause you was whooping my ass with a belt.

Ronnie Anne grandma:Come inside a friend of Lincolns is a friend of the family.

Count orlok:Damn it loud one day your gonna get me stabbed.

Muttered count orlok