And now, the worst thing I've ever written, but i've been awake for 36+ hours and am tired af so i dont care.
Prompt for this on: (blank) is a hyena faunus!
Its a biological fact that female hyenas have pseudo penises.
Why did nature make them that way?
Who knows.
Maybe god was drunk that day.
But anyway when it was discovered that (blank) was a hyena faunus, and had the pseudo penis, no one really knew what to make of it except 'oh, (blank) is technically a futa, meh'.
Everyone except Jaune.
He was ecstatic at the news.
All one had to do was look at his browser history to see that futanari was a passion for him.
Jaune put several skill points into charisma and worked his magic, capturing (blank)'s heart.
Finally came one particular night (blank) one that was supposed to be a very special, magical night for Jaune and (blank).
Unfortunately, it would be met with slight disappointment and crushed dreams.
You see, while female hyenas had penises, they were pseudo.
They were fake, and thus didn't work.
Total and utter disappointment.
(blank) and Jaune still had regular sex, which was amazing, but it just wasn't the same.
yeah I didn't know how to end so there's that.
the thing about female hyenas having fake dicks is true though. look it up