Naruto Souma: The Sorcerer Supreme

by CarrotMaus

Naruto Uzumaki banished from his village for doing his job with his Chakra sealed off and abandoned by his family at a young age to train his twin sister. Suddenly, finds a new source of power, a new family and a love interest. What happens when his real dad needs him back in the village? Will Naruto Souma make Konoha fall into submission or will he become the hope that they need?

2. Chapter 2

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Guests who criticize: Ehemmm, I didn't even try to be a non original writer. I actually gave a lot of thought everything that I wrote through and also you can't say that I suck at writing because I'm still training to be one and if you hate it so much than you can go somewhere else. Also, when you want to criticize someone, make sure that you can tell them what they did wrong and for the love of god THERE IS NO CLICHE. If there is then point it out for me! I do have a plot but all of you are too blind to see it.

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A guest who said that the ships didn't make any sense: Well I did say multiple crossovers and I think the ships are adorable (Strange X Meiji) and cool (Haruto X Erza) and about Hinata being OOC well it's because she feels that Naruto is a demon.

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ANYWAYS BACK TO THE STORY

"Naruto" - Talking

"Naruto" - Thinking

Naruto - Flashback

Naruto - Jutsus/Incantation

Naruto - Henshin Device

"Naruto" - Demon Talking

"Naruto" - Demon Thinking

Chapter 2: Return to Konoha

A few minutes later...

Naruto sighed as Neji finished everything that he needed to know. To him, it was too much for him to take in.

His family wasn't dead but abandoned him so that they could train his twin sister simply because of her having the Yin chakra while he used to have the Yang up until the day he was supposed to be banished. At first he didn't know what to think of his biological family. They were either really stupid or really reckless. The moment they got back, they tried to find their son/brother only to be informed by Tsunade that he was banished from Konoha.

Neji then told them about Konoha's condition in which Naruto simply smirked as he heard that Konoha's alliance with Wave had burned in shambles the moment they heard the news of Naruto being banished. It then caused a quite big number of other allied countries to even call their alliance off. Though, Suna decided that they could still trade goods and aid each other in battle.

As this went on, Konoha had started to realize that their alliances usually happened thanks to Naruto and they were also shocked that Naruto was also the son of their Saviour.This caused everyone that attacked him on the day of his recovery and banishment to feel very quilty.

Not only that, Sasuke actually ran away to Orochimaru yet again and no one could've stopped him. Which caused the Council's condition to be in shambles. A year later, He came back with a new type of Sharingan called the Mangekyou. This was because he had succeeded in avenging his clan by killing Itachi but then realized that Itachi did it for the sake of the village. Which made Sasuke to return to Konoha with open arms but a snarl from Minato and his family, Kakashi, Shizune, Tsunade and Jiraiya. Even Shikamaru, Shino, Kiba, Tenten and Choji didn't exactly like him being around. Though, he still had a stick shoved up his butt.

Other than that, Minato who decided to take over as Hokage again called out a lot of Ninjas to find his son. The only one who went so far just to find Naruto was Kakashi who ended up with nothing but broken bones. This went on for the next two years up until Minato found out about a boy in blonde hair who doesn't use chakra in the bingo books who lives near the Valley of the end in a Mansion who goes by the nickname of "The Sorcerer Supreme of The Elemental Nations"

And here they were sitting at a coffee table having tea at the supposed place only to find out that Naruto owned it. With this, Naruto sighed and said "So, my "father" wants me back so that he thinks that he could reconcile with me which chances of happening are very subatomic and so that more alliances with other villages may happen, is that why?"

Sakura shooked her head and said "Not only that, but to also bring you back as a Shinobi. Don't you want that?"

Naruto simply shooked his head in response and said "I don't see why I should, as all 4 of you are now lower than trash-" Which caused all 3 Chunins and the Jounin to flinch at the statement. Hinata feeling the most of it.

The Sorcerer Supreme then continued "-However, I am not a bad man. I will return to Konoha but in these conditions.." With this, Neji nodded and said "Very well, what might they be Namikaze-san."

This caused Naruto to glare at the still recovering Hyuga and said "Don't call me by that ratched name. I'm a Souma now! Anyways here are my conditions. Firstly, I will bring my family there. My adopted one, my wife inlcuded. Secondly, I would like to have a proper trial about my fight with Sasuke at the Valley of the End. Finally, once that trial is over I would like to have my own clan named the Souma clan and the compound will be the Sanctum Sanctorium! Will that be fine?"

This shocked every Konoha nin in the room thinking that Naruto was insane and a lost cause. With this, Sakura placed a hand on her Kunai pouch only for her said hand to be restrained by some sort of chain.

Sakura tried to struggle free as quiet as possible but failed miserably as she saw Naruto smirking while saying "Look, I did say I ain't a bad guy. So please tell me Haruno, why did you try to throw a Kunai on my temple?'

This shocked the Konoha nins again especially Sakura who thought "He can read minds?!?!?!" With this Naruto sighed and said "Yeah, I can read everyone's minds. Now, do you really want me back to Konoha or not?"

Not knowing what to do, Neji quickly spoke up "Naruto please let go of Sakura and Yes, we need you back."

Naruto simply clapped his hands in response and the chain released Sakura's wrist from it's grip. As it left Sakura's wrist, it left a huge gash on her wrist. The magical chain then dissapeared in a flash of light which caused the Konoha nins to jaw drop.

Naruto then got up from the table and said "Anyways, finish your tea and I will need to inform my new family about this agreement. After I'm done, we'll set our way to Konoha. Is that okay?"

As Neji was about to nod, Naruto dissapeared in a flash of light which shocked everyone and thought at the same time "How did he do that without Chakra?"

Meanwhile with Naruto at the Dining room, Tayuya quickly ran up to him to give her husband a hug while saying "Is everything ok, Naruto-koi? What do those Konoha-shitheads want?"

With this, Naruto chuckled and said "No matter how much you've changed, you still call people with that name. But apparently, Konoha needs me back so badly that my "father" decided to sent his Ninjas just to find me and thinks that he can reconcile with me."

Tayuya had a confused look and said "I thought they said that they would be better without you?" Naruto shooked his head in response and said "Apparently, I've caused a lot of alliances between Konoha and a lot of villages and countries. They also found out that I am the son of the Yellow Flash which made them think that I should be treated as royalty."

With this, Tayuya simply nodded and asked "So, did you agree to return?" Naruto sighed and said "You know who I am, I ain't a bad guy. If someone needs me, I'll be there. However, I did put some conditions."

Tayuya interested quickly asked "What are they, then?" Naruto slumped his shoulders and said " I told them that I will bring Tou-chan, Kaa-chan and You there as well. Then, I told them that I would like to have a proper trial about my fight with the Teme at the Valley of the End. My final condition is that once the trial is over I would like to have my own clan named the Souma clan and the compound will be this very mansion."

Tayuya simply smirked and said "When I first met you, you were dumb and hot-headed. But when I got to know you, I realized that you are pretty smart after all-" She then took Naruto's hand, bit on his index finger seductively and said in a suggestive tone "and it's turning me on so badly..."

With this, Naruto's face turned red and was about to say something only to be interrupted by his adoptive mother who said "So, are we really going there with those conditions, Sochi?"

Naruto simply nodded and then realized that he needed a lawyer but thankfully Haruto said "Don't worry, we know the number 1 Ace Attorney of the Multiverse and the best detective in the Multiverse. This made Erza to look at Haruto with an "Ohhh!" look and said "So you want to call them or via Tsukasa?"

Haruto shooked his head and said "Nahh, I think Boss will inform him soon. He always know when we need something that cannot be done." This made Naruto and Tayuya to wonder who was this Boss. Because, Haruto and Erza would always tell them about how strong this Boss. About how the man can push-up but he actually pushes the world down, how he can run around the world and still be able to be quick enough to punch himself in the back of his head.

Back to the story, Erza nodded and said "Very well, I guess we are set to go." With this, Naruto nodded and went back to the living room in a magic circle.

As he appeared, he saw that Neji was interested at Naruto's books that he left on the coffee table, Lee was shouting about youth while the girls just facepalmed.

Naruto then sighed and said "We're good to go!" Neji, still confused on how Naruto would bring the Sanctorium to Konoha asked "How are you going to bring this Mansion there?"

Naruto simply chuckled and said "Like this!" He quickly snapped his fingers and suddenly everyone in the Mansion felt vibration from the floor to the ceiling.

As it happened, everyone suddenly started floating the air except for the Sorcerer Supreme and the other magicians who stood on the ground as if it was nothing. This went on for quite a while and Neji shouted "How are you doing this?!!?!?"

Naruto smiled while taking out a random book to read and said "With a new source of Energy called Mana and the power of my spirit." As it happened, Tayuya came downstairs with a "Really?" look. With this, Naruto smiled while wrapping his arms around her waist and said "Gomene Tayuya-chan, I can't help it."

Tayuya simply sighed and said "Well, I did marry you. So, I can't complain." The moment the Konoha nins heard the 'Married' part, Neji still flouting shouted "What? Isn't she an enemy?"

The sorcerer supreme simply shooked his head while still having one of his arms around Tayuya's and said "Not anymore. Anyways we should be there in 10."

This made the Konoha nins to wonder and Sakura shouted "TEN WHAT? HOURS, MINUTES!" Naruto then looked at his wrist as if there was a watch on wrapped around it and said "...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1!"

Suddenly, the viration came to an abrupt stop and the Konoha nins dropped flat on their faces on top of the concrete floor. This made Naruto and Tayuya laughed their butts off and Naruto said "It's always funny when that happens. Oh well, that was one of the best landings that I have ever seen."

With this, the Konoha nins got up while dusting themselves and Lee said "Are we at Konoha, now?" Naruto simply nodded and said "You can open the door and see a bunch of jaw drops."

Hinata, who was the closest to the door quickly opened it and saw that almost the whole population of Konoha were jaw dropping at the sight of the Sanctorium suddenly dropping in the middle of Konoha. As she was about to address them off, a couple of ANBU appeared in a shunshin and said "What is this, Chunin Hinata?"

Hinata gulped and muttered out "The Sanctum Sanctorium in it'-ss-s glory." The ANBUs were simply amazed at how this three storeyed Mansion managed to suddenly poofed out of nowhere. As the Konoha nins got out, the magic users followed closely behind them.

As the citizens saw Naruto, they cheered in glee but Naruto said "Shush!" In which they did and Naruto shouted while putting his arms up as if he was thanking Kami while saying "Spotlight!"

Out of nowhere, a random ray of spotlight appeared on Naruto's body and then he shouted "Glorious!!!"

(Cues Glorious Domination by CFO$)

Naruto then placed his arm around Tayuya's waist and walked towards the crowd with Haruto and Erza following just behind them while holding hands.

They then set their way towards the Hokage tower, most of the civillians went up to Naruto to shake hands or pat him on the back as if they were old friends which pissed him off for a short while and tried to call them off but decided against as Tayuya looked at him with a "No!" look.

They then continued making their way to the tower with no casualities as anyone who tried to flirt with either Haruto or Erza were shutted down thanks to the couple showing their wedding rings.

(end song)

-Hokage Tower-

As they got to the front door and Naruto was about to knock, he hesitated for awhile and whispered to his family "I can't do this, Tayuya-koi, Touchan, Kaachan, I just don't know what to say."

Haruto chuckled as he placed a hand on Naruto's head and ruffled his hair while saying "Naruto, who are we?" Naruto did a thinking pose for awhile up until he remembered something and said "We are Soumas. We find hope or we become the final hope."

Erza smiled at her husband, wrapped both of her arms on one of his and said "Just like how you found hope for my guild to fight for peace." Haruto smiled at the memory and said "If it wasn't for Tsukasa, I would never have met you. He made the right call when he asked me for help in your world."

Naruto smiled as well as he remembered the stories that has been told by his adopted father and mother. Tsukasa Kadoya was apparently the "Sekai no Hakaishi" and so was his brother only more strict and shorter. They travelled through a lot of worlds alongside their wives, friends and children to solve problems that are noticable in other worlds.

One of those worlds was his adopted mother's, The Fairy Tail world. Where magic is very common and a bunch of guild were created so that they could solve some of the worlds problems. But when Tsukasa and the crew got there, they realized that none of them really knew about magic. So rather than calling a guy in glasses with a Thunderbolt scar on the left side of his forehead and The sorcerer supreme, they decided to call Haruto.

With that, they created a power couple of magic, Haruto and Erza which surprised the gang by a huge margin but since Koyomi was dead and she actually said to Haruto via telepathy to move on from her. It was a harsh day for Haruto on that day.

Then came Haruto's call to Fairy tail and the rest was history.

Back to the story, Naruto took a deep breath and knocked on the door. A voice of a man then was heard that said "Enter!" Naruto then turned to doorknob to see the Yellow flash in his form of glory alongside him was Tsunade and Jiraiya who acted as advisors. For some reason, Shizune wasn't present which raised some questions for the 15 year-old boy.

As Naruto entered, Jiraiya widened his eyes and muttered "N-N-Naruto... i-is that you?" This made Minato and Tsunade to widen their eyes while Naruto nodded and said with a smile "It's been a while, eh Ero-Sennin?"

The Toad Sennin then quickly ran up to the boy to hug him in which the boy gladly returned it. They stayed there for awhile up until Minato cleared his throat and said "Jiraiya-sensei, please let go of my son."

As Jiraiya let go of Naruto, Haruto barged in with anger and shouted towards Naruto "Your son! What do you mean by that?"

Minato was shocked at the sight of the ringed wizard and asked "Who might you be?" Naruto then sighed and said "This is Haruto Souma, my adopted father or rather my only father!"

This made Tsunade, Jiraiya and Minato to widen their eyes and Minato said "What do you mean he's your only father? I am!"

Haruto shooked his head and said "You have no right to call him your son. After you abandoned him, I don't think you can call him that."

Minato flinched at this and said "My wife and I needed to train Natsumi more as her prisoner was more stable compared to him. That's why we left him!" As Haruto was about to retort, Erza and Tayuya came in and Erza shouted "That is the dumbest reason I have ever heard coming from a man's mouth. How can you even call yourself a father?"

This got Minato and the others to feel confuses well except for Jiraiya who had hearts on his eyes and Tsunade asked "Who might the both of you be?" Erza snorted and said "Hmph! I'm Erza Souma, Naruto's rightful mother and Haruto-kun's wife." While Tayuya said "I'm Tayuya Souma, Naruto's wife."

This made all three nins to shout in unison "Nani!!!!" A few seconds later, Jiraiya took out a notepad and started jotting down some things with a perverted giggle only for Haruto to place his ringed hand on his scanner and it announced;

CONNECT, PLEASE!

A red magic circle then appeared next to Haruto and he placed his left hand in it. As such, another magic circle appeared next to the notepad's area to reveal Haruto's hand which snatched the notepad away. As it happened, Tsunade, Jiraiya and Minato had one thought "What just happened?"

Haruto then took a read on the book and had a very red face. He then cleared his throat and said "Ummm Ero-sennin, please don't put my wife into your disgusting books. I mean, I know that she has a body that many would die for but she's still my wife."

As Jiraiya was about to deny it, Erza literally ran up with Jounin speed towards Jiraiya with her trusty sword's edge on his throat while saying "What did you just write about me?"

Jiraiya gulped in horror and said "About your... body..." As he finished the sentence, Erza raised her blade and was about to slash him only for Naruto who shouted "Kaa-chan, don't. Konoha needs us so by killing Ero-sennin, they will think that we are enemies. I mean the Sanctorium is fine and all but I do miss Konoha a lot."

Erza sighed and sheathed her blade while saying "Very well, Sochi-kun." This made Minato to feel a bit tad jealous while thinking "If only I didn't abandon him, Kushina and I would've been just like them!"

Naruto then took a seat and said "Anyways, Konoha needs me, right?" In which, Minato nodded and Naruto continued "So, I would like to have some conditions."

Minato interested, then asked "Very well, what may they be?" Naruto simply nodded and said "My first condition is that my family will come to Konoha alongside me which is already done. Then, my second condition is that I would like to have a trial on the battle at the Valley of the end with the Teme to help me find my innocence in the event. If you can, can you do the trial at the Council room. And finally, A new clan called The "Souma" clan. Which has a very unique bloodline called Magic where clan members instead of using chakra uses Mana to do attacks, defense and stuff that Chakra users can't use. The compound will be The Sanctum Sanctorium which I brought on the journey back here."

This made Minato, Tsunade and Jiraiya widen their eyes but obliged that this may be the only chance that Konoha can have Naruto back. As Minato agreed to the conditions, Naruto then got up, clapped his hands and said "Wonderful, I expect to have that trial in 2 hours time. Now if you don't mind, I would like to give my family a tour."

Naruto then snapped his fingers and his new family and him dissapeared in flash of light. Minato then smashed his hand on his table and thought "I've fucked up big time."

Back to Naruto, his family and him used some sort of magic to transport the Sanctorium to an undesignated spot which was near the Forest of death. But since they were kind of used to living near a forest, they didn't mind.

As they finished moving it, they realized that they had approximately 1 hour and 45 minutes until the trial starts. So with the chance, Haruto gave a very suggestive smile towards Erza and the married couple went to their bedchambers to do "that".

Naruto then sighed and said to his wife "What should we do now, Tayuya-chan?" Tayuya slumped her shoulders and said "Let's play chess?"

Naruto simply nodded as it was better than nothing after all their score in chess was 200-199 in his favour and summoned a random chess set so that they could play.

After a gruelling match and a few minutes later, they find themselves to somehow managed to tie by having only their Kings on the board. With this, they sighed and decided to walk around the village for a tour.

On the tour, Naruto realized that Konoha hasn't really changed much other than a few things here and a few things there. It really hasn't changed much.

Then, as Naruto and his wife was about to reach Ichiraku's as their final stop, a familiar voice was heard from behind. This made Naruto's face brightened up and turned around to see his former sensei Kakashi and Shizune standing in all their glory.

With this, Naruto ran up to Kakashi and hugged the Jounin. Kakashi gave his eye smile and ruffled the boys hair while saying "Geez Naruto, you've gotten taller and your spiky hair is now non-existant. How did that happen?"

As Naruto let go and was about to answer, Tayuya answered "He was given a very intense work-out regiment by his dear Master that caused his hair to suddenly look like that."

Kakashi simply nodded and Shizune asked "Who might you be?" Tayuya bowed and said "Sorry, where are my manners? I'm Tayuya Souma, Naruto's lawfully wedded wife and both of you must be Kakashi-sensei and Shizune-neechan that Naruto's been telling me about."

This made the Jounin couple to widen their eyes in unison and Naruto said "Yeah, I realized that she needed me as much as I needed her. Thus, we got married."

Kakashi gave Naruto an "Eye smile" and gave him a thumbs up while Shizune nodded and gave Tayuya a smile. They then decided to go to Ichiraku's so that they could catch up. As they got there, Teuchi was there to greet them but when he saw Naruto, he jumped of joy and went to the back while shouting "Ayame, come to the front. There is someone you need to see!"

Ayame then came out while grumbling "Tou-san, I don't want marry anyone. I already have a boyfrien..." But stopped her sentence and went to hug the blonde over the counter while saying "Welcome back, Naruto!"

Naruto chuckled and said "Yeah, it's good to be back. Anyways, Ayame-neechan. The usual for Tayuya-chan and I." Ayame and Teuchi simply nodded and got into making ramen.

As the pair was cooking, Naruto told Kakashi and Shizune about what happened after he was banished. Tsukasa and Levi suddenly saving him. How he found his new family and source of power. He also told them about how he managed to find himself to get over his Ramen addiction, how he became the Sorcerer Supreme under Doctor Strange and Meiji's training and how he got himself married to the most stunning woman he ever laid his eyes on. Which caused Tayuya to blush hard.

When he finished his story, Kakashi and Shizune looked at each other in disbelief while thinking "This Tsukasa Kadoya, who is he?"

But then again, Naruto could read minds and said "Tsukasa is a time and space lord who just happened to pass through here that day." With this, Kakashi nodded in defeat while Shizune was still wondering who was this Tsukasa Kadoya.

As Ayame finished making the bowls and served them, Naruto instantly ate it or rather consume it and said "Jeez, I miss this so much!"

With this, everyone laughed and so did Naruto. As everyone finished eating, they decided to catch up and Naruto was shocked that not only was Kakashi and Shizune married, but Shizune just confirmed that she was three-months pregnant as well.

They then finished doing what they were doing and the Jounin couple decided to get home. As they left, Tayuya said "You were in good hands before you were banished. That's good."

As Naruto nodded, an ANBU ninja appeared in a Shunshin and said "Naruto Namikaze, you are now needed in the council room."

Naruto then nodded while gritted his teeth by the mention of his non-existant surname and grabbed Tayuya's hand which caused the ANBU to feel a bit confused only to witness the married couple to dissapear in a flash of light. The ANBU nin then blinked his eyes for a moment and muttered "*huff* I'm getting old for this shit."

-Council Room-

To say that council room's condition was in disarray was an understatement. It was a total riot in there especially the Civillians. To hear that the Demon boy has returned was a complete outrage and hearing that he had conditions was a bigger problem for Danzo and his plans.

Minato sighed and shouted "Keep quiet!" With that, the Civilians kept quiet and the main door suddenly opened to reveal Naruto alongside his wife.

To the boy's memory, the council room looked a bit different but now it looked like a Courtroom. But he didn't think much about it as he was forced to create a magic force field for him and his wife to shield them from rotten tomatoes being thrown towards them.

Minato then cleared his throat and hit his gavel on the main table while saying "Court is now in session. The trial is about whether Naruto the defendant is really guilty for attacking Sasuke."

As Minato finished talking, Danzo who acted as Prosecutor said "Hokage-sama, if I may. The defendant still did infact assault my client Sasuke during their meeting at the Valley of the end. Not only that, he still used the Kyuubi's chakra just to injure my client."

As he finished his statement, Naruto clenched his fist while thinking "Seriously, was that what the Teme told this damn council. That is all but the truth! Not only that, but the Civilians are agreeing to what that old warhawk said." Minato then nodded and said "Ok, any objections from the defence?"

As Naruto was about to open his mouth, the main door suddenly opened to reveal a spiky black haired man that was combed to the back who looked as if he was in his mid-30's who was also wearing a white dress shirt, a single breasted royal blue suit and a red Fuschia tie that was tied around his collar. Everyone were simply surprised at the sudden appearance and as Minato was about to say something, the man simply shouted while pointing his index finger outward "Objection!"

This made Naruto to think "Wait, this is Phoenix Wright! The best attorney of all time..."

The man who was now identified as Phoenix, suddenly took out the Konoha's updated law book and said "According to the law book, council members who doesn't respect the Hokage's orders shall be stripped down out of power. So Danzo Shimura, why are you still a council member?"

Danzo kept a straight face but deep down he was panicking "Wait, how does this man know about Root still being active!"

Phoenix then went to defense table and said "You know what I'm talking about...Does Root ring any bells?"

For some reason, Danzo went flying backwards by a huge gust of wind just after Phoenix pointed his finger. This made everyone to somehow be amazed by this blue suited person and Minato asked "Who are you?"

Phoenix simply bowed in apollogy and was about to introduce himself only for a tall, svelte man appearing no more than in his late thirties, with pale skin and dark, curly hair. His outfit consists of a long ulster coat, the collar spiked up and a dark blue scarf barging in and said "He's Phoenix Wright, Naruto's attorney."

(Cues the Game is on)

Phoenix simply smiled and said "It's nice to see you Sherlock. Seems that Boss summoned you too. Though, I prefer the Professor."

The man now identified as Sherlock sighed as he placed his arms in his pockets and said "Don't be like that, Wright. After all-" He then placed both of hands infront of his mouth while looking intensely towards Danzo who was still getting up and said "The Game is On!"

(End song)

ANDD THAT'S A WRAP. SO WHAT DID YOU THINK ABOUT THE SURPRISE APPEARANCES? ANYWAYS STAY TUNE FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER. PS, THAT GUEST WHO KEEPS SAYING THAT I SUCK, I WILL SAY THIS ONCE. I WILL NEVER QUIT FANFICTION!!!!