prompt: Kali infiltrates the Schnee household as a maid, and use her skills to get Willow to divorce Jacque, retakeover the SDC, and use her position to make it a company worthy of her father i.e not dickish to faunus.
Whitley and Weiss hid in the closet, pillows pressed tight against their ears.
They hated this, but it was the only thing that could drown out the sounds.
It all started when... Kali something, got hired as a new maid.
Within a few days, a certain discovery was made about her... something that made Weiss and Whitley have sleepless nights for weeks.
Weiss and Whitley checked their scrolls.
It's been a few hours, they have to be done now.
They took the pillows down.
"You like having you mustache pulled while bend over the furniture, don't you?!"
Weiss and Whitley got the pillows back covering their ears before they heard their dad's response, but it was obvious what the answer was.
Several long, sleepless nights later, Weiss snuck on a ship heading to Beacon.
Whitley practically clung to her like a koala bear so he could escape too.
So... where was Willow in all of this?
Surrounded by people chanting "Chug! Chug! Chug!" as she downed her umpteenth drink that night, trying to forget she lost her husband to a cat girl with a dick.
How to get someone to not be a dick: give them the D