So there were a bunch of star wars/rwby prompts posted on the forum. The ones I did were really short so I put them all in one. Enjoy.
Prompt: So does Aura work against blaster bolts?
Test #1,536 of blaster effectiveness against aura:
Result: Inconclusive.
Reasoning: Stormtroopers still can't hit the targets.
Recommendation: Use target who can't use superspeed and turn into rose petals
Prompt: Raven and Darth Vader... Who knew.
"You will tell me the location of the vaults."
"Never!"
"I wasn't asking. Tell me the locations of the relics, or you will suffer the same fate as your tribe."
"Go to hell you-choking sounds-"
"Your resistance is as admirable as it is juvenile and frustrating."
"-choking sounds-"
"Tell me what I want to know, and I may consider sparing your life"
"-tries to speak, but drowned out by chocking sounds-"
"Hmm?"
"-choking sounds- H-choking sounds- h-har-der-choking sounds- da-ddy"
And that's how the affair started.
Prompt: Jaune finds a Lightsaber
One day, Jaune found a shiny metal object in the woods.
He picked it up and looked it over.
He saw a hole in it and peaked inside... at the same time his finger accidentally hit the on button.
He was later found dead, with a large hole in his head.
Prompt: Darth Vader, headmaster of Haven Academy.
"Welcome students. Today will be you initiation into Haven academy."
All the new students looked among one another in confidence.
"To pass you must do one simple thing..."
Vader lifted his arms, and the whole forest, dirt, and some boulders levitated in the air behind him.
"Don't get hit. The students closest to you will become your teammates. Now..." he threw his hands forward, "DODGE!"