(A/N - Trigger warning: extreme homophobia, offensive language)
Alex's POV
As Herc, Laf, John, and I were sitting down to breakfast on Monday, Thomas Jefferson sat down at our table.
"What do you want, Thomas?" Laf asked angrily. They used to be really good friends in elementary school, but they had a falling out before coming here, and Laf hates his guts.
"I wanted to talk to Alex and his very good friend, John." He said slyly.
"What is it, Thomas?" I asked drily.
"So, How long have you and John been going out?" He asked, mock interested.
"Excuse me?" John asked, letting go of my hand under the table and discreetly moving his chair away from mine. "Who do you think we are?"
"Faggots, that's who I think you are." Thomas said.
"Just walk away, Thomas, before things get ugly." I warned.
"Your not denying it." He cooed.
"Go to hell, Thomas." Herc said. Thomas looked like he was about to cry.
"Too far, dude. Too far." Thomas said, offended.
"And calling us faggots isn't?" John defended.
"Just go." Laf said. "Please."
"Fine." Thomas said, getting up. "But this isn't over!"
Thomas walked away, back towards his table in the center of the cafeteria. To tell his little mindless followers am over exaggerated version of what just went down.
I turned to John, pulling my chair out closer to his and grabbing his hand again under the table.
"Nice acting." I said to him.
"Yeah, you too." He smiled.
"I really wish we could kiss right now." I said.
"I know the feeling." He said, looking into my eyes.
XXX
"Today we will be discussing commandment number seven - thou shall not commit adultery." Dell said, opening his class.
Great. I thought to myself, rolling my eyes. More opportunities for Thomas to screw John and I over.
"None of you should currently be having physical relationships with anyone," Dell opened, "since none of you are married and you go to a school full of boys."
Too late. I thought to myself, smirking.
Thomas raised his hand.
"Yes, Mr. Jefferson?" Dell said.
"What would be considered adultery outside of marriage?" He asked.
"Good question, Mr. Jefferson. The answer is any physical relations with anyone would be considered adultery when one is not married." He answered.
Thomas raised his hand again, and Dell gestured towards him, calling on him.
"Follow up - is physical relations with a person of the same gender considered as adultery, married or not?" He asked.
"Yes." Dell said. "It is always considered adultery, no matter of ones marrital status."
That's bullshit. I though to myself.
Laf raised his hand.
"Yes, Mr. Lafayette?" Dell said.
"If two people who are together are 'physical relations', but they're not married, then why is it adultery? It's not like your cheating on anyone." Laf said.
"Your cheating your promise to God." Dell said simply.
"I don't ever remember making any promise to God that said I couldn't do it with someone before we were married." Laf said.
"See me after class, Mr. Lafayette." Dell said, looking almost constipated with anger. He then continued on with his lecture.
XXX
"What did Dell day to you?" I asked Laf when we all sat down at lunch.
"After school detentions for a week until 5:30." He said. "But was sooooo worth it to see the look on his face when I said that."
"Yeah, Laf that was awesome." Herc said, patting him on the back.
"Seriously." John said.
"What the fuck was that in Dell's class today, Lafayette?" Thomas said, sitting down at our table.
"Twice in one day, Thomas." I said. "To what do we owe the pleasure?"
"What do you mean?" Laf asked.
"Of course you made a promise to God! Everyone has!" He exclaimed.
"You see, I don't recall that." Laf said.
"Yeah, I don't either." I said, and John and Herc nodded their heads in agreement.
"You people are adulterous, sinful bitches." Thomas said, then he pointed to John and I, "and you two are fags." He finished before walking away.
XXX
"Dell's class was hell today." I said to John when we got back to our dorm after dinner that day.
"Seriously." John said, then looked at me. "Is it bad that your sighs and eye rolls kind of turned me on a little bit?"
"Not at all." I said, sauntering over to him. "Your turning me on right now by just standing there." I picked him up bride style and threw him on the bed, and he laughed.
"Let's commit adultery together, babe." I said in my most serious, sexy voice, and John exploded laughing.
I started sexily taking off his clothes, looking dead into his eyes. John was giggling like a maniac the entire time.
"This is no laughing matter, Johnathan." I said. John Just died laughing.
I broke character and started ticking shirtless John, and he started tickling me. We both giggled and laughed and started stripping each other. We ended up doing it, giggling the whole time. It was actually a nice change of pace.
XXX
John's POV
The next day on the way to sixth period, I heard Thomas say to me, "I have a proposition for you."
"Oh, yeah? And what is that?" I asked him, pulling over to a corner of the hallway.
"Obviously, you know I know about you and Alex." He started.
"Yes, I'm aware." I said.
"I want you to do something for me." He said.
"And why would I do that?" I asked.
"Because if you don't, I will put you to Johansson." He smirked.
"Ok, fine." I said. "What do you want?"
He smiled, then said, "I want you to break up with Alex."
(A/N - Omg! What do you think is going to happen? Will John go through with it? You'll see in the next chapter! Don't forget to review!)