IM NOT DEAD!- Dragonfire Prime (Chapter editor)
The bots transformed into their alt modes, Mikaela and Sam getting into Bumblebee, who I would like to point out slammed the door in my face! Almost hitting me! Such a loving big brother huh?
I walk over to Optimus, seeing as he's the only one that hasn't weirded me out (A/N Ratchet) Threatened to shoot me and my brother, even if it was a joke (A/n Do I really need to tell you who? Heres a hint, Very trigger happy) or called me little (A/n Jazz, He was looking right at her when he said the Little B*h part, and she didn't care about the B*h part, just the little part XD)
"Hey, Optimus can I get a ride? I think the lovebirds want to be alone." I asked stopping in front of his grill.
The passenger side door opens and I slide in, thanking the giant bot in the process. We take off after I'm all buckled up.
I watch the senary file by as we drive to the house, absentmindedly tapping my fingers onto Optimus's seat.
"I can feel that, young one." Optimus helpfully reminds me, he is a living being and not a regular truck.
"I'm sorry!" I say placing my hands in my lap, my face heating up from embarrassment.
"It's quite alright young one. Now, I didn't happen to catch your name, may I know it?" Prime asks.
"My name is Star Witwicky, Sam's my brother." I smile at his mirror, introducing myself.
"Star, a beautiful name, and quite accurate, your human optics shine like the stars themselves." Optimus compliments me… I think.
"Thank you…" I thank him, and it goes silent for the rest of the trip.
We make it to my house, as Sam helps Mikela out of Bee, and tells her to stay there, while he looks for the glasses… good move, mom, and dad can be… a little over the the top.
"Thanks for the ride Optimus. Don't worry, I'll get the glasses." I say shutting his door and walking on the path to the door, where dad and Sam are talking.
"You just stay in there and relax… you handsome man!" Sam says as dad walks back into the living room.
"Handsome man? Seriously, Samuel, could you be any less inconspicuous?" I hit his arm.
"It seems you have a rodent problem, do you want me to exterminate it?" Ironhide asks, pointing his cannons at... MOJO!? I grab Mojo away from the trigger-happy Autobot.
"No! We love dogs, Mojo is a dog, that means you do not hurt him unless you want a pipe…" Sam muffles Me before I could finish. I shoot him a dirty look, that promises a world pain if he does not let me go in the next second.
"I'll deal with the bots, you go get those glasses." I push him towards the house.
"Well, that 'dog' lubricated on my foot! I'm going to rust!" Ironhide complains.
"He peed on you? Really Mojo?... at least it was outside." I sigh, grabbing a rag and spray to clean Mojo's pee off of Ironhide's foot.
"There, all clean, happy!?" I hit his face by throwing the rag at it. He scowls, but nods. Good, he's learning.
I look around the yard at the Bots, and see… "OPTIMUS! NO! Away from the concrete!... Really!?" I throw my hands in the air as he crushes dads sidewalk.
"Oops, my bad." He says, stepping onto the grass. I'm afraid to look around… and I had the right to! The yard is gone. Thankfully at that moment, Ratchet causes a small earthquake that we can blame the yard on… and I here mom and dad yelling.
"Optimus, give me a boost up?" I ask, and he grabs me, bringing me up to halls window letting me crawl in.
"Thanks." I walk into Sam's room... only to wish I hadn't.
"... Sams alone time, or my special alone time with myself perhaps?" I hear mom say. Ewww really!? Poor Mikaela had to listen to my weird family's discussion... Thankfully Mikaela stepped from her hiding place and introduced herself before this could continue.
"Oh! she's pretty! I like her!" Mom grins.
You know what... I'm just gonna... wait till they leave to help. So I head down to the kitchen to grab a snack and find... if you said a llama... you seriously need to lay off what you're taking and get some professional help! It's Sams backpack! Which after a quick look through reveals Grandpa Witwicky's glasses. I grab them, as Sam and Mikaela come down the stairs.
"Look what I found in your backpack!" I wave the glasses in front of Samuels' nose.
"That's great! Now Mikaela go give them to the giant alien robots so our life can go back to normal!" Sam hands them to Mikaela, who in turns heads for the door.
There's a knock on the door, and Mom looks out the window.
"Ronald Wickity?" A weird guy asks, as dad opens the door.
"It's Witwicky. Who are you?"
He tells us they are Sector Seven with the government, known better as S-7, and asks about Sam, and mentions Great-Grandpa Archibald. He even pushes past dad to walk into the house! This guy is so rude!
"Your son filed a stolen car report last night. We think it's involved in a national security matter." The guy, who still hasn't given us a name yet, tells dad, looking at Sam.
"National security?" Dad asks, not believing a car could compromise National security.
"That's right. National security."
"RON, there's a bunch of guys in suits and they're ripping up my plants!" Oh-no moms getting angry! You do not mess with her plants… poor Sam will always have that mark now…
"Could you stay off the grass?" Really dad? That's more important than your son!? I know Sams an idiot but this is the government!
Mom runs out of the kitchen holding a bat… " you'd better get those guys out of my garden or I am gonna beat the crap out of them!" Mom threatens, after refusing to put the bat down… the guy just asks if she's sick! Is this a joke?
"How are you doing, son? Is your name Sam?" Weirdo asks, moving closer to Sam.
"Yeah." He answers, and weirdo tries to take Sam! Thankfully dad stops him, pushing him away from Sam. I step in front of Sam glaring at the weirdo.
"You gonna try to get rough with us?" They weirdo ask in a "did you seriously just stop me" tone.
"No, but I'm gonna call the cops because there's something fishy going on around here," Dad explains, standing up to a weirdo.
"Yeah. There's something a little fishy about you, your son, your little girl, your Taco Bell dog and this whole operation you got going on here." Weird waves his arms at us and around gesturing to the house.
"What operation?" Dad asks, looking as if he thinks this guy is high... to be truthful... I'm thinking that too.
"That is what we are gonna find out." The weirdo concludes taking a radiation detector scanner from his henchman that looks like Arwin from The Suite Life of Zach and Cody and waves it in front of Sam.
"14 rads!" He waves it in front of me, and the thing breaks.
"BINGO! TAG EM AND BAG EM'" Weirdo says as they grab us.
"HEY LET US GO! That hurts!" I knee the man holding me in the groin, causing him to let go of me to grab his private part in pain.
"I do not like to be touched. " I follow the guys that grabbed Sam and Mikela following them into the SUV. I'm outnumbered, no use fighting right now.
Jessica - a/n hey guys sorry for the wait and typos. I was busy during this time and had no idea when to update. I couldn't come up with anything else as I did this on new years eve. So yea I hope you enjoy it and HAPPY NEW YEARS! (Dragonfire Prime- Wow, this is so late, Sorry guys, senior year, competitions, big quarter projects, etc… EDIT: Hey guys a friend of mine died May 6, 2018… so the next chapter may take a while.)