I'm really happy at all the love this is receiving!
This is now a thing. I have no idea where I'm going with this.
Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail.
Holding the rainbow fire lessons indoors swiftly proved to be a bad, bad idea.
Dobengal recalled Sting specifically saying not to burn the place down in his absence. And here he was. Barely an hour later. Having nearly done just that.
Maybe Sting wouldn't notice the scorch marks?
…But Rogue certainly would.
Dammit.
Although, Dobengal had to admit that it was pretty impressive that Natsu had not only succeeded in learning the technique first, but also in having left said scorch marks on marble.
"Why aren't they rainbow-coloured?!" demanded the Dragon Slayer, who was being forcibly shoved outside by Romeo Conbolt and Totomaru. "I did the rainbow fire-thingy! The burn marks should also be rainbow-y!"
"That's impossible, Natsu!" Romeo informed his older brother figure, finally prevailing in getting the destructive mage to a place where there weren't quite so many flammable objects. Like people.
"Why?! Why can't they leave rainbow marks?! That would be so much cooler!"
"Because physics," Totomaru informed him darkly, the Dragon Slayer getting on the teacher's last nerve. "Physics are a thing. That exists. They are the logic of the world."
"Well I DEFY logic!"
"That you do," Totomaru grumbled. "That you do."
"More importantly," Dobengal announced, shuffling all of the other gathered fire mages outside. "Does anyone here know how to remove scorch marks…?"
Silence descended.
"Really? Not… not even a single person?" The interim Guild Master felt his soul leaving his body. "You're all fire mages! And none of you know how to remove scorch marks?!"
"You're one, too," Totomaru pointed out. "And you don't know, either."
"You see?!" Natsu shouted. "Logic! Do away with it! Down with logic!"
There was a rousing cheer from the other mages.
"That still doesn't solve the problem!" Dobengal lamented, while the rest ignored him.
Sting was going to kill him.
And if not him, then Rogue would.
Most certainly, Minerva would like a shot at him, too.
Oh, well. It had been a good life so far...
Maybe he could run away to Fairy Tail.
Yes.
This was a good plan.
And it gets more and more random…