It was another day. Blake awoke first, as usual. She lay in their bed, on her side, as Weiss drooled onto her back as she hugged the Faunus. Usually Weiss awoke soon after, so Blake didn't ever feel the need to wake Weiss up. Not that it mattered; Blake was Immune to Boredom. That wasn't from her ninja training or anything; it was just from being her.

Weiss awoke, and she gave Blake the customary squeeze and nuzzle.

"Hey, Blake," Weiss said, drearily but happily, "Guess what!"

Blake frowned. Not this again.

"Blake, guess what!"

Blake continued frowning, even though she knew Weiss couldn't see her.

"Blake, Blake," Weiss said. She leaned to look at Blake's front. "Guess what, Blakey!"

Blake did not guess what.

Weiss pushed Blake into the adjoining bathroom. She deposited Blake in the corner and pulled out a toothbrush.

"Blllrmph!" Weiss enunciated. She then rinsed out her mouth. "Guess what, Blake!"

Blake scrunched her mouth to the side. Then she opened her mouth so that Weiss could brush her teeth.

Weiss asked Blake if she'd been having any teeth problems since the last time she'd asked that question, (which was last night), and also to guess what.

Blake motioned that she wanted to go to breakfast.

Weiss carried Blake to breakfast. They passed a few of the weekday staff. "Hey. Hey Blakey." Weiss said to the Faunus in her arms.

Blake blinked.

"Blakey, hey, guess what."

Blake blinked again.

Weiss deposited Blake in a chair at the dining room. Blake and Weiss were served their breakfast.

"Hey Blakey. Hey." Weiss said, between bites.

Blake focused on eating her breakfast.

"Hey Blakey, guess what!"

Weiss stuffed some pancakes into her mouth. "Bhaaaky, Ghhess whhhaa!" she managed to enunciate.

Blake stared at her food and chewed it.

Weiss pushed Blake by the shoulders to the library where they received tutoring. The tutor gave Weiss her worksheets and cards and books. Blake procured the textbook she had been assigned.

"Hey, hey, Blake," Weiss whispered, when the tutor was distracted.

Blake furrowed her brow at her textbook.

"Blakey, hey. Hey Blakey," Weiss whispered.

Blake pulled her book towards her and ducked her head.

"Hey Blakey."

Blake raised her hand. The tutor stopped looking at a glowing rectangle.

Weiss immediately looked like she was studying intently.

At some point a piece of paper bounced off Blake's book.

Blake turned to Weiss.

Weiss pontificated. She wanted Blake to open the note.

Blake sighed. She opened the note.

- Hey Blakey 3,

- Guess what!

- Love,

- XOXOXO Weiss XOXOXO

Blake crumpled the note and resumed studying.

Afterwards, Weiss carried Blake toward the sparring chamber. The weapons instructor gave a brief lesson speech on some sort of combat philosophy. Blake committed it to memory.

Weiss then started sparring with a training robot. She did rather well.

Blake meditated. She was interrupted, however.

"Blake Blake Blake!" Weiss chanted as she did her exercises.

Blake breathed in and held the air in her lungs.

"Blake Blake guess what! Guess what Blake!" Weiss said. She turned to Blake. The training robot attempted to attack Weiss while the girl's back was turned, but Weiss flicked her wrist behind her, without looking, and an octagon of runes intercepted the robots foam weapon.

Blake then began doing her form exercises.

"Guess what, Blake!"

Luckily, 'ignoring all distractions' was early on Blake's ninja training regimen, so she was sort of okay at it, now.

"Blaaaaaaaaakkkke," Weiss said during dinner. She wrapped her arms around Blake's shoulders and shook the two of them side to side.

"Blllaaaaaaakkkkeee gueeesssssss whaaaaaat!"

Blake tried to focus on the food.

"Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-"

Then Weiss's parent's arrived, and Weiss pretended to be civil, as the taller Schnees talked about their day, but without any interesting or real details or anything.

Then during dinner, Weiss brought her head down low. "Bllaaaaaaaaaake," She whispered and yelled at the same time, "Guuueesssss whaaaaat!"

Blake turned to the taller Schnees. They were pretending not to notice. Oh well. Blake didn't really expect too much from them anyway,

Blake stole some food off of Weiss's plate.

"Blake!" Weiss exclaimed, seemingly scandalized.

Blake turned to Weiss.

Weiss swallowed. Then her smile returned. "Guess what!"

Blake blinked. She resumed eating dinner.

Weiss brought Blake into their room to play. Weiss sat Blake on the bed. Blake fell backwards after Weiss stopped holding her up.

"Blakey, guess what Blakey!" Weiss said. She jumped on the bed and pulled Blake up in front of her.

Blake blinked.

"Guess what, Blakey!"

Weiss put her thumb on Blake's lower lip. She moved Blake's mouth open and shut.

"What is it, Weiss", said Weiss, for Blake. Blake narrowed her brows.

"See? It's as easy as that! So now you try, Blake."

Blake blinked.

Weiss cleared her throat

"Blake," Weiss said in a weird voice. She pontificated theatrically. "Gu~~ess what!"

Blake blinked.

"Cut!" Weiss said to the wall. "No, Blake, that's not how you do! You're doing it all wroooong."

Blake blinked again.

Weiss was unsuccessful in teaching Blake her lines.

Weiss pushed Blake into the bathroom for oral hygiene time. Weiss put on her finger toothbrushes and slathered them with gross toothpaste.

"Hey, Blake, I have something to say, and I think it'd be fun if you asked me what it was!"

Blake blinked. Her mouth was open, and Weiss was rubbing Blake's teeth with a toothpaste covered latex finger toothbrush. Blake wondered how Weiss expected her to respond.

"So, I'm going to say, 'Blake, guess what!', and you're going to say, 'What is it, Weiss?'."

Blake motioned for Weiss to let her rinse out her mouth.

Weiss jumped off Blake. Blake spat out her mouthful of tooth hygiene slush.

Weiss looked expectantly at Blake.

Blake hesitated for just a moment, before she leaned back and opened her mouth and gestured for Weiss to resume her oral hygiene regimen.

"Blake, guess what?" Weiss asked Blake as she undressed the Faunus. Blake held her arms out so it'd be easier to remove her clothes.

Blake flopped her limbs and let Weiss dip her into the filled bathtub. Blake wasn't quite to the point where she'd willingly get wet, on her own, but she didn't struggle as Weiss bathed her.

"Hey Blake," Weiss said. She rubbed soap into Blake's hair and her ears and parts of her face. "Do you think you could guess what, Blake?"

Blake frowned.

"Blakey, what would you say if I asked you to guess what?"

Blake did nothing.

"So, uh," Weiss said. She refreshed her smile. "Guess what!"

Blake continued doing nothing.

After her bath, Blake shook herself dry. Weiss was prepared; she shielded herself with a towel but still squealed in terror, or perhaps delight. Then she used the towel to dry Blake off.

"Gueeeeeesssss what, Blake!" Weiss said. She dressed Blake into a pair of kitten-print pajamas.

Blake blinked.

"Blakey, guess what!" Weiss said.

Blake blinked again.

Weiss hugged Blake and squeezed, "oh Blakey," Weiss said, "I love you so much. So much, Blakey!"

Blake tried not to blush.

"So, "Weiss released the hug. "Do you think you could guess what? Please? For me?"

Blake opened her mouth and made indecisive noises.

Blake closed her mouth and looked at the wall. She coughed, but did not guess what.

Weiss deposited Blake in a comfy chair while the human took a shower.

Over the noise of the running shower, through the closed door, Blake heard Weiss yell, "Blake, guess what!"

Blake sunk into the chair.

And then it was bedtime. Weiss picked Blake up by the armpit and pulled her onto the comfy bed. Blake let Weiss hug her, from behind. The two of them flopped onto the bed.

"Guess what, Blake..." Weiss mumbled.

Blake breathed.

"Guuueeess..." Weiss mumbled, as she was falling more and more asleep, "Whaaaat...

Blake looked back-

"Blaaaaakkke..."

Blake looked back at all the events in her life that led up to this moment. There were some sad moments, and some happy moments, and a lot of the happy moments involved Weiss. Blake also noted that she had been exhasperated more in these past few months than she had remembered being in her whole life, and a lot of those moments also involved Weiss.

Blake exhaled all the air in her lungs, audibly.

"what is it, Weiss?" Blake lilted.

Weiss winked.

Weiss sat up. She threw her hands up in the air. She smiled.

"You're," Weiss said, "A kitty!"

Blake blinked.

"that's it?"

"Yep!

"there's nothing else?"

"Nope!"

"that's all you wanted to say?'

"Yes!"

Blake blinked. She sighed again.

Blake sat up.

"your persistence is admirable," Blake said. She grabbed a pillow and then jumped onto Weiss. "but for that you die."

Blake pushed the pillow towards Weiss's face.

"Blake noooooooo!" Weiss managed to yell in terror, or perhaps delight, before Blake covered her face with the pillow.