(A/n: Enough said)
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It showed things from my point of view as I slowly opened my eyes to see a maid outfit. "What the..." I said tiredly.
"Are you awake, Denzil?" I looked up a little more to see this maid outfit belonged to Kujo, who was currently standing over me. "I am now." I replied.
"You don't know how much I'd wish you hadn't."
"And I'm fully up now." I said standing up and scratching my head. "Thanks for the excellent wake up call, I'd probably sleep in if you hadn't been standing over me like that."
"Please don't take it personally but my morning chores are quite burdensome, if you'd only sleep all day I'd have the morning off." She explained. "You know I can just go back to sleep right?" I said simply. Kujo glanced at me then closed her eyes as she now had my shirt in her hands, folding it up.
"At least take me out before you start stripping me down." I grinned.
"I'm only helping you change your clothes."
"You know I can do that myself, right?" I said simply.
"No, this is tradition." She said as she faced me with a dangerous aura rising off of her. "This duty has always been handled by a Sekian maid." She turned the other way with my shorts in her hand and folding that too. This didn't bother me for some reason. "You may be a sexual deviant but rules are rules, and here at Sekian you will follow them no matter what."
I starred at her for a bit before my left eye glowed red and I grinned wide revealing my sharks teeth. As Kujo turned around to face me, I lightly place my hand under her chin and pressed my thumb and index finger against each of her cheeks. This caught the maid a bit off guard.
"Listen, I don't want you showing us so much attitude alright? Remember that day you clicked your tongue? Don't do that again." My left eye only glowed a brighter red. "Or consequences will be met. Understood?"
Kujo didn't respond but only starred at me, more specifically, my left eye. "I understand..."
"Good," I smirked with my left eye being back to its black color. "I knew we could reach an agreement."
The maid only starred at me before slowly looking down at the ground. Thinking.
Few Minutes Later...
"Right this way." Kujo said as I walked down the stairs and looked at her. "Tell me again why I need to exit through the back?" I asked. "Have you forgotten what the reaction was yesterday?"
Yes.
"You create commotion, I am trying to minimize it." She stated as I walked up to her. 'Just because I'm half sane doesn't mean I always cause a commotion.' I internally pouted. "And as such, till things calm down, this is the best course of action."
"I guess girl." I walked to the door and opened it before I accidentally hit Aika with it.
No... she ran into it. That's my assumption.
"Watch where you walk, shorty."
"No! This is my door commoner!"
First of all you can't own a door you didn't buy nor make!
I was able to hear a bit of chatter throughout the dorms, something about a commone-... shit.
"This way, quickly." Kujo told us as we complied and got out of there as quickly as we could. The scene changed to show Aika and I walking together with our maids walking a good distance behind us. "I understand, you always take the back door so that you avoid other people."
"Yeah, but I gotta admit you're the last person I'd catch sneaking to class." She said then smiled. "Then again if we have this in common then I have what it takes to become popular too." She looked at me. "Are you excited?" She asked me. "Todays the first official day of our brands making new commoner club." She soon frowned a bit. "What's wrong with you? Be excited."
We stopped walking then I glanced back looking at the two maids following us. "I'm alright, just a little up in the clouds today."
"How so?" We continued walking. "Well, it's this whole maid crap. In the commoner world that isn't normal." I told Aika. She was surprised to hear that. "For real?!" She then started taking notes. "Strangely commoners don't have maids."
I sweat dropped at this. "So while I'm telling info on us commoners, what if as a fair trade you told me how things run around here." I proposed. "Seems fair enough if you ask me."
"Yeah that sounds like a job for Reiko. She'll tell you everything you need to know and then some, cause she's super fancy." She said that last part in a mock tone.
"I think I'd prefer you telling me then her." This caused Aika to look at me surprised and stop for a minute before walking again. "Wait, that doesn't make any sense, why would you rather have me then Reiko?"
"Not sure, you seem to have more of my style when communicating. Reiko is cool and all... but the way she acts kinda rubs me the wrong way." I looked at Aika and smirked. "You on the other hand, it's a completely different story." I quickly ducked under a slap that came from Aika before I jumped back and got into a fighting stance.
Aika glared at me hard, for some reason I don't know of. "You stupid commoner, stay away from me jerk!" She then walks off, leaving me utterly confused in my fighting stance with the two maids watching.
It showed the two of us walking through the halls, Aika a little bit ahead of me. While I however was thinking to myself, majorly.
'Maybe I can get use to this whole maid thing, I mean there are some things I'm to lazy to do. Maybe the president can get me some supplies for a few future projects I have in mind. Hehehe.'
"Hello Denzil." I was brought out of my thoughts as I looked up to see Reiko standing in the door of a classroom. "Good morning my good sir." She greeted.
"Sup." I greeted back.
"I've been looking all over for you," She walked up to me. "I am oh so pleased to find you here."
"Oh really now? Same."
Reiko looked at Aika with a smile and greeted her. "Good morning madam Aika, I hope you're well."
Aika didn't respond and just glanced to the side. Reiko frowned a bit at this then looked back at me. "Well at any rate, may I have a moment of your time after school? You have my word, you won't be disappointed."
"I see no harm in that. Why not it'll be interesting for me."
"Oh, That's wonderful! I have a big night planned for you. After dinner there will be a welcome party in the auditorium. We hope you'll come Aika." As Reiko said that last part, Aika suddenly ran into the classroom without a word. "Dear, it appears once again I have done something to offend her sensibilities."
I don't understand, the hell is she getting so freaking cranky like that over shit? I ought to slap the fu-!
The scene changed to show everyone in class. The teacher called on Reiko to read a sentence in english, to which she complied.
"The duke put the milk in the spice of the Darjeeling." Reiko said in perfect english.
"Excellent reading." The teacher said with a smile. Everyone gave her looks of astonishment, except Aika and I. The scene then switched to show another class as Reiko finished her flowers. The teacher stopped in front of her before praising her for a job well done. This caused most of the girls to do the same.
I looked over at Aika who looked a bit pissed and jealous.
She'll live.
We were soon in probably in one of my favorite classes ever, Physical Education.
It showed Reiko running before she jumped and landed in sand.
"Reiko, that is a new record!" One of her many fans cheered.
"And your form is so graceful, as well!"
Reiko looked at them as she was a bit out of breath and smiled. "Thank you very much." The p.e. teacher then looked at the students. "Alright Aika, you're up."
Said girl took her place at the starting line before she raised her hand and a whistle was blown. She started running before she ended up slipping and falling on her face.
"Yeesh, that could've gone a lot worse just now... kinda." I said scratching my head.
"A-Aika, are you okay?" Reiko asked the orange haired girl, who didn't even bother answering.
The p.e. teacher looked at me. "Alright Denzil, you're up next."
I walked to the starting point and got into running position. When I heard the whistle blow, I was already running at max speed before I jumped an incredibly far distance and stuck a perfect landing.
"A new record!"
"Oh wow, amazing!"
"I didn't know a person could run so fast or even jump so far!"
"Truly amazing!"
They surrounded me giving all kinds of praise and compliments. I only smiled and chuckled at this, it's kind of adorable if you look at it from my point of view.
(A/n: due to sheer laziness, we will be skipping a scene because... reasons.)
It showed a pair of double doors being open by two maids showing the inside of an elegant like dinning room, girls seated at every table in the room.
Packed much?
"*Whistle~* This is nice, I feel like I've just been born into a rich family with to many daughters." I said as I starred into the dinning room.
Reiko looked at me. "You are the guest of honor so you should lead the way."
I nodded and started walking in as every single female in the room just starred in my general direction. I am highly uncomfortable now. What made it worse was that I was able to hear small chatter amongst some of the female population in the room.
"There he is."
"Is that really how a commoner walks?"
'Exactly how close are they watching us?' Insanity sweat dropped internally inside my mind. Well... I felt like he did anyway.
'I don't know but it's making me uncomfortable as hell, I don't like people starring at me.' I thought as I scratched my head. Once I sat down and was handed a menu, I opened it... only to almost fall out of my chair. 'what the shit?! This ain't Japanese! I can't understand any of it, and I had to take a lot of Japanese lessons before coming to this damn country with Karonda!' I shivered. 'Girl would not let me rest.'
"So Denzil, what will you be having for dinner?" Reiko asked me.
"Hmm... I guess the Japanese meal then." I replied.
"Alright, if that is what you are having then I shall do the same."
And then her three followers.
"As shall I."
"And so shall I."
"As shall I and I couldn't be more excited!"
Minutes Later there was a cup of Ramen labeled "Cupmen" on the table in front of me, cooked and ready to eat with chopsticks resting on the top. "Thank you for your patience."
"Uh... Da fuck is this?"
"The Japanese meal, I heard Cupmen was the staple food of the commoners. So out of regards for your ways..."
"First off, that's stereotypical as shit. Second off, I'm not fucking Japanese, stupid!" She clicked her tongue. "Hey! What did we talk about this morning!? Don't. Do that!" She frowned more.
"So you are declining the Japanese meal?" Kujo asked.
"What do you thi-?"
"Pardon me, but.." Reiko interrupted me. I looked at her and noticed everyone starring again. This time it was silent.
"What?"
"It has such an unusual aroma. Do you eat it? Like food?" She asked.
"You don't know what Cupmen is?"
She tilted her head a bit in confusion. "Cup... men?"
"Well you know what Ramen is, right?"
"Oh yes, I've heard stories."
"Ya know it's not some legend right?" I sweat dropped before looking down at the cup noodles. "It's just ramen, instant ramen actually. To give you the short story of it, it's the easy version. Just simply add hot water and you're good to go."
This shocked every girl in the room. "You just have to add hot water?!" They cried out in unison.
"So," Reiko started. "That's all the preparation it requires."
"Oh Reiko I do not understand this Cupmen at all."
"Why does the container have so many words written on top?"
"I have antique pourslane at my house adorned with ancient script. I suppose it's similar."
They all just starred at it, like it was something so unusual to them, like they've never seen it be-...
Oh, right.
"Well anyway," I picked it up and pulled the top off. "People eat it sometimes because it's convenient and cheap." It showed the noodles inside the cup along with shrimp, meat, corn, and... seasoning?
"My, it truly looks like actual food. So many ingredients."
"I recognize that as shrimp, but what are those weird yellow and brown things?" One of the girls asked.
"Simply by adding hot water, one can give it this culinary form." Another said. "How is that possible?"
"Not sure, wanna try some?" When I asked that, everyone stood up, at the same time.
Be glad I don't carry a pistol on me. I couldn't find mines anywhere.
"Oh Mia, please go ahead."
"No Kai, the honour is yours."
Reiko stood up holding the cup of noodles in the air. "Ladies please, let us not be impolite to our guest. This is a rare delicacy, let us all partake in it's wo-"
Before she could continue, I swatted the cup of ramen out of her hands and watched it fall to the ground, spilling all of its contents on the ground. The room was silent, not a peep was made as everyone starred at the spilled noodles.
"Yea- no. We are not doing this, for the fact that I don't even fucking like cup noodles, I prefer the pack." I smirked. "It's time to cook a feast, African/American style!" As I said that I zoomed straight into the kitchen. It could be seen that everyone that who were working in the kitchen got thrown out. This caused everyone to wonder.
Loud sounds of all kinds came from the kitchen for what seemed like several minutes before I called the maid back. They came out seconds later carrying trays of different kinds of food you cook on Thanksgiving, I'll leave that to your imagination.
And no you can't be stereotypical when doing that.
I'm serious.
I walked out the kitchen with a chef's outfit on and smirked. "Now everyone, sit down and eat to your hearts consent."
They all looked at the food for a while before they started to dig into the food. After a while their eyes were filled with satisfaction and amazement, as if what they were tasting was the best thing in the world.
"Oh my, this is wonderful!"
"The chicken is crisp and a bit greasy, making the taste all the more better."
"This food is like none other I've ever tasted!"
"Thank you for this delicious meal!" They cried out in unison.
I smirked to myself before the scene showed the girls bathroom as Aika was sitting in one of the stalls, eating her bento. "Ah...having lunch away from the others really is relaxing."
.:TRANSITION:.
After coming from the party that Reiko and the girls plane for me, I was sitting in my room with Aika scolding me for being late to club activities.
"You're late! Just how long were you gonna keep me waiting?!"
"It ain't my fault kid, they threw me a party so I had no choice but to go. If I had a real choice in the matter then trust me, I wouldn't have gone." I said sitting on the floor and leaning against the glass sliding doors leading to the balcony. "I wanna know why yo ass wasn't there!"
Aika turned her head and huffed. "Nevermind that, the club! Tell me about being a commoner!" She demanded. "What are we going to do first?"
"Give me a sec to think will ya!" I sat there thinking for a while. While this happened, Aika walked over to my shelf lined with different mangas. She examined then for a while before asking. "Say, commoner. What's this?"
I looked at her as she pointed at my manga collection. "What's that? It's called manga."
"Manga?" She looked back at the books. She took one and opened it, seeing the pictures and words everywhere on the pages. She looked back over at me. "How do you read this?"
"Let's see... If I remember... It's right to left, top to bottom." I simply explained. Aika looked back into the book and began to read the manga in her hand. She started to lean herself towards the ground as her look intensified until she was basically touching the ground and reading the book with the most absolute concentration. This got me to sweat drop.
Someones immersed.
I took this as a time to check my phone. I pulled out my cell phone and decided to check the group chat that me and my friends were in. When I did check, it was inactive. Meaning that shit wasn't happening.
At all.
I sighed. "These niggas..." I started typing.
--Discussion--
Me: Yo, anyone alive here?
Tyari: What's goodie?
Travis: what's good
Me: what are y'all up to at the moment?
Tyari: watching my little cousin for the night.
Travis: On FG
(A/n: That means For Glory for those of you who don't play Super Smash Bros.)
Me: I see.
Travis: I got my ass beat by a villager.
Me: damn man, we all know that feeling to well.
Travis: True
Tyari: yeeep
Travis: so what are you up to bruh?
Me: nothing much, just showing someone what manga is.
Tyari: they don't know what manga is?
Me: apparently not. It's kind of understandable once you know how they've lived in such solitude for so long.
Tyari: welp
Travis: damn
Me: i know right? Oh yeah, I should also tell you guys that I got kidnapped and brought to some area I don't know.
Tyari:... what
Travis: the hell...
Matthew: hey what's up?
Me: look who decides to join us.
Matthew: aye, it's not my fault I have things to do.
Me: oh yeah because sleeping for half the day is oh so crucial *says sarcastically*
Matthew: it is. Do you know how tired I be after school? Plus we got the program after that and I dont even feel like going to that.
Me: i guess...
Matthew: so what's this about you being kidnapped?
Travis: that honestly explains why we haven't been seeing him in school lately.
Tyari: welp
Me: alright so apparently I-
"Hey!" I looked up from my phone and over at Aika, who had basically every manga book I had neatly put on the shelves stacked next to her in a few towers around her. Did she read all of that? Just now?!
"I see you're done, so did you like it?" I asked her.
"I'm a little surprised at you, why didn't you say anything about this before?" Ok, I am highly confused right now. Is she talking about the fact that I didn't tell her about the manga? Or... or what?
"Huh...? What are you talking about kid?"
She stood up and pointed at the book. "About how all commoner highschooler's have special psychic abilities, stupid!"
"..." I started typing without looking at my phone.
--Discussion--
Me: I'll be back.
Travis: alright bruh
Tyari: ight
Matthew: alright
I put my phone down on the small table in the room then placed my hands together and held it in front of me as if I were about to spit the most fire album of 2017.
'Was this kid raised in a freakin box? The hell is wrong with her?' I thought to myself. Aika then obtained a face of realization. "Oh man, does this mean that...?"
'She has to be pulling my leg, there's just no way in hell.'
"If they can be psychics then I can to! Since commoners can develop special powers, there's no reason a lady like me can't!"
'Where's my shotgun...?'
Aika struck a pose with a spiritual like entity being behind her, as if it where a stand from Jojo's bizare adventure. "And once I have, I'll reveal my avatar to the whole class! That'll make em love me!"
"Aika, you're the most amazing person of all time!"
"From now on Aika should be at the center of class so we can worship her every move!"
Aika stood in her fantasy, smiling with her head a bit lowered and her eyes closed as her avatar floated next to her. "Ah shucks. You mean lil ol me? Alright if that's what you want then that's the way it's gotta be."
Once her fantasy subsides it showed her smiling proudly to herself with her hands on her hips. "I rule!" She said before laughing triumphantly. She then pointed at me. "And you! You need to keep it together buddy. Even if I do become the most popular girl in school, I'll still talk to you every once and a while." She turned around grinning. "You should feel real honored." She snickered to herself.
I only starred at the girl as my right eye twitched. 'Would it be wrong to slaughter this bitch?'
'Sadly, yes.'
'Damn it.'
'That doesn't mean we can't mess with her though.' I mentally grinned. 'Ohohoho. I like your thinking.'
I stood up and dust myself off. "In that case you better start training."
She seemed excited. She stepped back then crossed her arms over her chest. "First I awaken the doormen avatar inside me, then I put it under my spell. That the main idea?" She asked.
"No."
She frowned at that.
It gave a view from outside the glass doors, blocking the sight of what was going on inside.
"Like this!"
"But that's different from the manga."
"I'm sorry but who's commoner here? I think I am."
"Good point. What's the next part? Tell me, please!"
Some time later...
Aika and I were heavily breathing after being out of breath from all the action that just transpired. I sat on my bed and looked at Aika. "Alright, now try doing everything that I showed all together. If you do it perfectly, you should be able to stop time." I explained. Aika nodded and began.
"Father time, hear my command and do as I say. Don't tick, don't tock. Freeze your ancient cogs, right here!" She said as she struck a pose.
Suddenly, a green shockwave burst off of Aika's body and spread throughout the entire room, as well as outside and around the entire school like a dome before it disappeared. Aika had stars in her eyes from fascination before she shook her head and looked around the room then at me.
"Did it work?" She said as she starred at my still, unmoving body. She walked over to me and looked at me closely. "Did I just make time stop?" She poked my nose. "Hey..." She then pat me on the cheek to see if I were alive or not. To her surprise and joy, I was frozen.
"Amazing!" She started jumping in joy. "I did it! I really really did it! Stupid little commoner, look who's all frozen up." She said as she wiggled her butt at me then turned around and lift her dress up, flashing her panties a few times. "See? See?"
I sweat dropped.
"Right," she pulled out a black marker. "Now to write "I look stupid" on your face." She picked up a random marker and got ready to write, but suddenly stopped. She lowered the marker and starred at me with a pink hue dusting her cheeks. She lowered herself and leaned in closer with her eyes closed, almost planting a nice one on me.
If I hadn't started spitting comically. She widened her eyes and screamed, socking me in the face. I blinked for a bit then held my cheek. "Damn what he hell? Why does my cheek feel sore all of a sudden?" I asked myself.
'I see what it is, there must be a time limit to how long I can stop time. I'll have to test this out more thoroughly later.' She thought to herself.
I picked the marker up off my bed and put the cap back on. "For real though, what the hell is up trying to write "I look stupid" on my forehead?"
Aika flinched and looked back at me. "Hey you, tell me. How do you know what I was gonna write on your forehead?!" I smirked which made her freak out even more. "No. Don't tell me, don't tell me!"
I grinned and held a thumbs up. "I totally just tricked you, and you totally just fell for it." I said before I burst out laughing. "You should see your face, it's priceless!"
Aika growled a bit but then remembered something. "Wait a minute! What about the thing I saw when I did it? There was this green dome thing that spread like, whoosh!" She threw her arms outwards. This made me laugh harder.
"You were probably so into doing it that you imagined the whole thing." I said, laughing hysterically and falling on the ground holding my stomach. "Oh my god my ass!"
Aika was beyond pissed off. She picked up a chair, holding it over her head before it showed outside the dormitory as the sound of an object hitting something was heard before everything went dark.
Later...
I was walking down the hall with nothing but bath shorts on and a towel hanging on my shoulder. I carried a basket with my clothes and bath products in it.
After Aika left me in my room unconscious, after hitting me over the head with a chair, I decided to hit the bathhouse. Once I made it there I slid the door open leading to the bath, and guess what I find.
Reiko, standing in front of me, in her birthday suit. What joy am I right.
Now I normally would just not give a crap and join her, but as my maid would have it, I must act like I enjoy the sight of muscle bound gay guys.
It's either that or they'll ship me somewhere that's no where... or they remove my third eye.
So yeah.
I starred for a bit before sliding the door closed and slowly walking backwards. "I must not let this be known."
It showed Reiko still inside the bathhouse as she fell to her knees with a flustered look. "It's settled then... I'll just have to have him take me."
The next day...
I sat in class starring in Reiko's direction from where I was sitting. 'I wonder if things between us will be awkward. I would really hate that.' I sighed. 'If she forgot about it then I'll pretend like it never happened.'
Once our next class began, the teacher told everyone to get straight to work. Sitting next to Reiko I began to speak to her. "This is kind of dense, hard to engage, ya know?"
"Use engaged?!" Reiko suddenly outburst before looking down bashfully with her eyes closed. "Oh no, it's far to soon for that. But... then again in my grandmother's age, dropping out of school and getting engaged at an early age was quite common, so-"
"Uh... what are you talking about?" I asked.
"Oh, nothing." Reiko reassured. "Thinking out loud, is all. Please do continue."
I raised an eyebrow then looked at my book. "Waiting for..."
"Our wedding day?"
"Excuse me...?" I looked back at Reiko.
"This seems early. But alright, my answer is yes, never to early to plan. But in order for the ceremony to be perfect, we'll have to start making our arrangements right away." Reiko started tearing a page out of her textbook. "Although considering how last minute this , I fear we'll run out of time before we get things started."
"Whoa, why are you tearing pages out of your book? You need your education." I said as she then began to make origami out of it. "Wait is that origami? Why the hell are you making origami out of your freaking textbook?!"
Reiko started at the origami she made in a dreamy state, then seen the word "Travel". "Travel... yes. Where should we go on our honeymoon? Domestic? Overseas?"
The entire class stopped what they were doing to see what the heck was going on with Reiko. "Reiko, what has gotten over you?" Asked one of the many students in the class.
Take note ladies, you are witnessing a girl falling in love for the first time in her life.
God this makes me wanna puke.
END~
*Que Ending*
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(A/n: I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter. I had to go back and spell check a few things but I think I got it to perfection. If not then...
I don't know what to tell you.
Make sure to comment if needed and hit that vote button. I will see you all in the next chapter.
Peace )