(A/n: ...Enjoy!)
I opened my eyes to see Kujo once again standing over me while I laid in my bed.
"You like staring at me every time I wake up, don't you...?"
"Like I say before, I only wish you hadn't woken up." She said to me as I sat up in bed and scratched my head. "I love you too, Kujo." I got out of bed and stretched my limbs before looking down at my chest... only to see my shirt missing again. I looked over to Kujo to see her folding my shirt.
"How do you do that?"
"I am a Sekian maid. Simple as that." She told me, which got me to stare at her weirdly.
"Riiiight. Anyway, can you put my uniform on for me then?" I asked her. I looked down to see that I now wore the schools uniform. "Man, that could really come in handy."
"Pardon me, Verser. But shouldn't you have taken a shower before putting on clothes?"
"Shouldn't you be attending to some morning chores right about now?"
Kujo narrowed her eyes at me before she turned around and walked out of the room, not before giving me one last glance, then completely leaving the room. I shook my head and went into the bathroom, closing the door behind me.
Later...
I was walking along campus, thinking to myself as I headed to god knows where. There was no one around at the time, so it gave me enough time to think to myself while I had the peace and quiet... For now that is.
'This is so boring. I am literally the only guy in the entire school, so I can't really make any friends that are into the same thing I'm into.' I thought to myself before I mentally sighed. 'I wonder how the others are doing right about now. It sucks because I'm probably missing out on squad moments.'
I growled then kicked a nearby rock. "This sucks!" After doing that, I looked up to see a statue, then a little girl at the base of it. She was on her hands and knees, facing away from me and doing something, but I didn't know what it was. "What's a kid doing all the way out her--?" I stopped and noticed some writing on the statue. I couldn't look to much into it because my vision was soon blocked by all white. I felt my face then pulled whatever was blocking my view, off of my face.
I looked at the object in my hand to see that it was a pair of white panties.
I looked down at the little girl to see that she was taking off all of her clothes for some reason. I panicked. "Hey! What the hell do you think you're doing, kid?!" I then heard someone coming in close. "Oh crap. If someone catches me here, then they'll misunderstand the situation. I better split while I still can." With that being said, I grabbed the girl and her scattered clothes then started footing it back to my dorm room like never before.
After making it to my room, me and the kid laid on my bed as I panted heavily from the run. "Oh man... I haven't ran like that in a while." I breathed before looking over to the little girl beside me. She had white hair and blue eyes, as well as a tiny body to boot. She held her clothes on top of her body as she started at the ceiling, like something fascinating was up there.
'More importantly, what am I gonna do with this kid? Is she even in the school?' I thought to myself. 'I bet she's one of those extremely smart kids who's so young but skipped grades because of their intelligence. I feel sad for some reason...'
The girl then got off of the bed and went over to my glass sliding that went to the balcony. She was ready to write something, but stopped and looked back at me. "It's gone." She slumped her shoulders then looked back at me. Looking down at her body, she noticed that she was in her underwear. She covered her chest and looked back at me.
"Was it you?"
"Hell no!!" I yelled at her. "You took off your own damn clothes!!"
"Why would I have to take off my clothes?"
"You're asking the wrong person, dumbass!" How do you forget taking off your own clothes!? That's stupid!
She started down at her clothes all over the floor before she looked back at the wall. "Well, I guess it's fine."
"Put your damn clothes on!!"
"I cannot comply with that request." She said bluntly.
"Why not?"
"I cannot put clothes on." She also said bluntly.
My left eye twitched before I heard insanity laughing in my head. 'Oh man, this is just too priceless right now!' I took a deep breath then sighed to myself before I gave the girl a call look. "Listen, just try putting your clothes. Shouldn't be too hard, right?"
"I do not have enough experience."
"But didn't you take them off a few minutes ago?"
"I never did such a thing."
The girl then sneezed. Seems like she's cold. Guess I gotta put her clothes on for her.
I looked down at her clothes on the floor and grabbed her shirt before putting it on her shoulders, slipping her arms through the sleeves and buttoning up the shirt. I then grabbed her skirt and told her to put her legs through it, she did as she was told and I pulled her skirt up onto her waist and adjusted it. I looked at her and noticed that she was staring me dead in the face.
"My face better be something to stare at." I told the petite girl.
"I'm Shiodome Hakua."
"Is that a fact? Names Denzil Verser. It's nice to meet you ki- I mean Hakua." I introduced myself. "You saw me at that commoner introduction thing yesterday, right?" I asked.
She shook her head. "I spent the the whole day before yesterday in the lab."
"The what?"
Before anything else was said, the sound of someone's stomach growling hit our ears. I raised an eyebrow at Hakua before the scene showed me sitting on the bed next to the petite girl while I had my phone to my ear as it rung. After a little while, someone answered.
"Hello, and thank you for calling Pizza Hut! How may I help you?"
"Uh yeah let me get uuuuhhhh... A Boneless Pizza with a 2L of coke."
"... I'm sorry?"
"I wanna order a large pizza... Boneless."
"I'm very sorry sir, I'm having a hard time understanding your order. You said you wanted a boneless pizza?" She sounds unsure of herself.
"Yeah. And a 2L coke."
"... Sir... I'm not sure we've ever had boneless pizza before."
"Then you guys must put bones in ya shit then?"
"No, we do not-"
"Then I don't see the problem. Just make sure my shit Boneless, deadass!"
"Sir, please explain how can a pizza be bonele-..." She went silent for a bit, before hanging up. I shook my head and put my phone in my pocket before looking at Hakua. "I guess your eating home cooked food then, kid."
Hakua tilted her head in confusion.
After whipping something up in the kitchen, I placed a plate of spaghetti on the small table in front of Hakua. "Here you go. I hope you like spaghetti, because it's all I had to make at the time." I said, scratching my head.
Hakua looked at the plate of food for bit, looked at me then back at the food before picking up her for around eating some.
"How is it?" I asked her.
Her response was. "It's edible."
'I feel like my feelings should be hurt right now.'
Once Hakua was completely done eating her spaghetti, she had a ton of sauce all around her mouth. I took a napkin and wiped her face with it before throwing it in the trash. "There. That should settle your stomach for now. I guess..." I said. I then handed her a cup of apple juice. "Have some juice."
She took it and drunk it all before setting the cup down on the table.
"Now, you would probably head back to your own dorm room. I can take you if you wa-" Before I could finish, she flopped face first on the floor. "What the hell!? Don't fall asleep in here!" I went over to her and picked her up. "I don't need a bunch of problems in my hands while you're sleeping here, so- gah!" She suddenly stood up, which made her head hit my chin. Hard. I held it in pain for a bit before I looked at Hakua to see that she was about to write on the wall again.
"Hey! Don't you dare!" I ran over to her and quickly pulled her away from the wall, she began to flail comically in my arms. I quickly grabbed some paper off of my desk and placed it on the floor in front of her. "Write on this!" Once she spotted the sheet of paper, she quickly jumped out of my arms and began to write on the paper. I swear dropped at this before sliding a few more sheets of paper near her.
'Jesus... this girl must be one smart ass kid.' After having that thought, I felt something softly land on top of my head. I glanced up before grabbing what felt like a soft cloth, and held it in front of me.
She took off her panties.
Again.
I let her *cough* undergarments fall to the floor before I stood up, and walked out of my own FUCKING room. I closed the door behind me and leaned back against the wall with my arms crossed and a heavy sigh.
"I seriously need a way to relieve stress. Apparently I can't have sex with any girl here, unless I seriously hate my dende. So it looks like my only other option is to beat the hell out of something." I said, thinking of what could be my punching bag for a while. Suddenly, I heard Aika coming down the hall.
"Hey, commoner!"
"My name is Denzil."
"You ready to start another day of the commoner's club!"
I widened my eyes when she said that. I'd completely forgotten about that. If it weren't for the striping loli then I probably would have remembered. Or not. I'm not gonna lie, I wouldn't have remembered that shit even with the most flawless of memories.
I looked at Aika as she stood in front of my room door, ready to open it. "Aika wait!"
The orange haired girl looked at me with a questioning look before opening the door and steeping inside. I sighed to myself before I soon heard Aika scream then rush out here with a flailing Hakua in her arms.
"Who is this, and why is she naked in your room!?"
"Her name's Hakua. I found her out by the school statue, vandalizing property by writing down math equations all over the damn thing." I started to explain."I was about to stop her, but she started stripping like she was use to it, so after nearly panicking I brought her here." I finished telling the story as Aika only stared at my like I just told her the biggest load of bullshit she's ever heard in her life.
I dead panned. "No I'm not a pedophile."
Later...
After getting Aika to actually believe my story, I walked with Hakua to a large and expensive looking building. Man that's a lot of glass. Would be a shame if it all came crashing down. Nah I'm just kidding.
Maybe...
"So is this the place? Your lab?"
"Yes."
"You have this entire building for yourself? That's pretty amazing if you ask me."
"I hear that a lot."
"I bet." I said, scratching my head. "So just to that dorm is fine, right?" I asked the petite girl who looked up at me.
"Together with Denzil?"
"I am the one taking you, aren't I?"
"Yes."
So from what I've learned, Hakua is a genius. By the time this kid was fourteen, she had already patented numerous inventions in the field of engineering and science. She was a famous person on campus who had a lab built, for her exclusive use, by the school.
Having someone so small but this smart in a school is pretty cool.
I can see a bright future already set for this kid.
3 minutes later...
After explaining everything to a maid that works here about the situation with Hakua, I got a good look at the maid. She had short red looking hair and wore a maid outfit, since she was indeed a maid.
"I see. Thank you very much." She thanked me, bowing along with it. I nodded before taking notice that she had a camera in her hands.
"What's the digital camera for?" I asked.
She stood up straight and showed the camera in question. "It's for the purpose of recording any and all things Hakua writes on her room walls. After that, I can start to clean it all up."
"I see... Must be kind of rough." I glanced down at the petite girl known as Hakua.
"No, it's not like that at all." She said to reassure me.
I then remembered. "Oh right, I've also fed Hakua before bringing her here, so I'm not sure if she'll be hungry again." After saying that, I noticed the maid's face was in a state of shock. "Uh... did I say something wrong?"
"N-No!...you fed her? Hakua?"
"So I did do something wrong..."
"Not at all!" She reassured me. "If I may ask, what did you feed her?" The maid asked.
"Just some spaghetti."
The maids face twisted into another shocked look.
"Stop looking shocked!"
"M-My apologies!" She bowed. "In any case, thank you for looking after Hakua." The made thanked me. I nodded before turning around and started to leave.
"Well, see ya kid." But before I could go much further, I felt something tug on to my sleeve. I stopped and looked back to see Hakua gripping onto my shirt sleeve with her tiny hands. "Need something?"
She didn't answer me at first, but then looked up at me and said. "Stay here."
BAM!
The sudden sound caught me off guard and got me to jump a little. I looked over at the maid to see her backed up against a door with a face of shock. I raised a nervous eyebrow. "Are you... alright?" I asked the maid.
"Yes. I'm fine."
I scratched my head then looked back at Hakua. "Why though?" I asked the petite girl. Again, she didn't give me an answer at first as she stared at me for a bit. Then she answered.
"I don't know."
BA-BAM!
I looked up at the maid again to see she was yet again backed up against the door with a shocked look. I became a little more nervous from this. "Umm?"
"I'm fine! I am completely fine, so please continue!"
Exactly what does she mean by that?
I looked back at Hakua and placed my hand on her head. "Don't worry kid. If you ever want to hang then drop by my place once a while, okay? You're always welcome." I smirked at her. Hakua stared at me a little longer, then I stood up and walked my way over to the exit.
"Going?" Hakua asked me, to which I nodded in response. "Yeah. I'll see ya around, kid." I said to the petite girl as I walked out of the door. Hakua continued to watch me go as her maid stood behind her.
"Come again."
.: TRANSITION:.
Standing in front of a large Greenhouse were my classmates and I. Our class had to come here and pick flowers for our next class. I'm not a big fan of picking flowers, especially since I rarely acknowledge their existence, but I guess I could give this a try. I mean nothing can go wrong from picking flowers, right?
Right?!
"So this is what a Greenhouse looks like, huh?" I asked no one in particular. "It's way bigger then I originally thought it would've been." I said, scratching my head as I stared up at the large glass building in front of us. "I'm not even sure if I can properly pick flowers."
"Do not fret, Denzil-sama-"
"...sama?"
"I'm sure you will do well." Reiko said to me with a smile. I raised an eyebrow at the blonde before looking back up at the greenhouse. "If you want me to help you with anything, please say so." She told me.
I smiled at her and nodded. "Right, I'm counting on ya Reiko."
"Yes, I'm looking forward to a long relationship with you."
"Wha-?"
"Eh?"
I gave Reiko a strange look. She's been acting rather strange as of lately. I don't know what's going on, but I hope it doesn't lead to unnecessary bullshit. I was about to enter the greenhouse, but I felt the sudden feeling of being watched. I quickly looked back to see Aika starting my way. She flinched at me sudden look before she looked away and tried to play off the fact that she wasn't looking my way.
I rolled my eyes and shook my head before walking into the greenhouse along with the rest of my classmates. As we all walked inside I noticed the amount of plant life and how much they've grown. It was like a jungle in here, it was pretty cool. While looking around I happened to spot a girl with black hair kneeling in front of some of the flowers here.
'I wonder who that is.' I thought to myself. I then heard small chattering behind and glanced back to see most of the he girls whispering to each other about something. I'm not sure. I looked forward and noticed that the girl was looking this way. She turned to face me before standing up. 'Now that I get a good look at her face, she looks like she could rock a katana.' That's when I saw what was dangling from her waist. I stared for a bit before slowly resting my palm against my face.
"This world will slowly burn..."
"I'm sorry?" Reiko wondered, not hearing me clearly.
"Nothing." I replied quicker then I should have.
The katana weilding girl took one step forward and started walking towards me. "What?" I looked around for answers, but only saw everyone else shuffling away from me. "The hell's going on here? Who is that!?" I started panicking before I looked back at the girl. She looked like she meant business, and for some reason I was her target.
I heard light buzzing and noticed a bee fly by me and wonder it's way near the girl. She saw the bee and widened her eyes before suddenly unsheathing the katana and tried to slash at said be, unfortunately the katana was in range of me as well, so I narrowly dodged out of the way of her swing.
"Yo! Watch where you swing that thi-AH!" I dodged another swing, then another and another. "Bitch stop swinging!!"
"A bug! A buuuug!" She yelled and continued to swing her sword around. She raised her sword up once more and swing it down at me. Quickly thinking, I caught the sword with both of my hands smashing against the sides of the blade. I looked at the girl who's sword I caught and raised an eyebrow at her. She was breathing heavily and looked as if she was about to cry.
"...I was scared..."
'So she had to swing her sword around like that? The hell!!' I thought to myself. The girl looked up at me for a second before standing up straight and pulling her sword away from me. She had a look that said she did something she wasn't suppose to do.
Yet again.
"... Calling the commoner a bug and even slashing at him with her sword."
"Karin really is a scary person."
Those were the few comments I was able to hear from my classmates standing off to the side. I'm guessing that they obviously didn't see the bee, so I won't hold it against them. What I'm wondering is what the hell the girls been doing to have everyone think that about her.
"You over there!" The girl, who's name I learned was Karin, shouted. "You bug!! I'll exterminate you right now, you aomidoro!"
"That's not a bug, you idiot." I face palmed at her, to which she blushed in embarrasment. "Sh-Shuddup!" Karen raised her sword above her head and said the following words. "Karen Style Sword Skill: Resolution!" She swung her katana down at the ground, sending a powerful wind arc in my direction that tore apart the concrete in it's path. I quickly jumped to the side, avoiding the attack and watching as it crashed into a few plants and trees, destroying them and shattering the ground in that spot.
"So abilities like this are allowed? Bet!" I grinned in the most savagest way possible. Whatever Karen was saying I didn't hear her due to not paying attention and thinking about what move I should steal from amongst the many anime shows I've watched. Something that'll fit.
Choices...
"Hey! Are you even listening to me!?"
I shook myself out of my thoughts and looked over at the obviously angry Karen. "Sorry, I'm to busy trying figure something out here." I smirked at her. Karen growled a little at me before she held her sword above her and seeing it down, sending another Resolution my way.
Thinking quickly, I pulled out a hand mirror and held it in front of me. Karen's attack smashed against the hand mirror and struggled against it for a bit before I pushed it back, sending Karen's attack back at her. She noticed this and panicked, quickly jumping to the side. The attack soon crashed into a good number of plants.
Karen looked back at the destruction of the attack before glaring back at me, who had a shit eating grin. "I must commend you! You're very skilled for an aomi- no... a bug like you!"
"Were you about to say aomidoro again?"
"I wasn't!" Karen then held her sword up near her head and prepared another attack. "Then, how about this...? Karen Style Sword Skill: Full Blossom!!" She wildly swung her sword around her, creating a bunch of wind slashes that soon formed a tornado around her. Everyone watched the sight before them take place until the tornado died down and disappeared, revealing an obviously tired Karen.
I looked down at myself and checked for any kind of cut or bruise; I found not one on me. "Well that was pretty tedious. Exactly what was that attack supposed to do-?" Before I could finish my sentence, the sound of cloth ripping and shredding rung out behind me. I wanted to look back, but all my instincts were screaming at me not too.
I slowly turned around and looked back to see what the noise was. There stood all my classmates in their undergarments with their school uniform on the floor in pieces. That's when they all dropped to the floor and screamed, covering their hair naked bodies from sight.
"Don't look this way, you stupid commoner!" Aika yelled at me.
"Oh my, again!" Said Reiko, pretending to be embarrassed when in reality she was just trying to get me to stare at her goodies. "I let my embarrassing moment be shown to Denzil-sama again~!"
Sorry fam, but that ain't working.
I sweat dropped at the scene before I looked back at Karen. 'Was that part of her plan the whole time?' I thought to myself.
"How dare you do such a shameless act?!" Karen accused me.
"Really nigga!?!?" I growled. "Alright that's it, I'm done messing around!" I quickly pulled out a pair giant scissors from nowhere and grinned. "Prepare to get cut, girly!" No, Insanity didn't take over yet. Also why did it get colder all of a sudden? I looked down to see that I was in my underwear. My toned body out in the open for all to see. This made the girls scream, yet again, and some even passed out.
Karen began to shake and tremble like a leaf until she screamed, charged at me, and tried to repeatedly stab me with her katana but I blocked and parried every attack. "Man-... Man-who-is-disgusting!!" She yelled, continuing her attacks that I only continued to block with ease.
Getting fed up with this whole thing, I blocked another attack and positioned the scissors so that her katana blade slid down my blade, the momentum caused her to fall forward. As she did so, I quickly reeled my right arm back and sent a strong punch to her gut, knocking the wind out of her and rendering her unconscious.
I let the girl fall to ground limp then sighed. "I'm getting to old for this shit." I mumbled to myself.
[Insert loud ripping sound here]
I raised an eyebrow at the sound before I looked down to see... my underpants had suffered the same fate as the rest of my clothes. Man her attack has the biggest delayed reaction I've ever seen.
The Next Day...
"I need to speak with you."
"Uh...okay."
Karen and I were standing in an area void of other people. She had her sword out and pointed at me, as if she were ready to battle again.
"Tell me... how strong are you among the commoner's?" She asked, which caught me off guard. I raised an eyebrow at her question then thought about it for a while. How strong am I among other people? Well considering I took out a whole bunch of buff army guys, who probably have never been in the army before, in that limo before I got here; I'd say I'm pretty strong.
"I guess I'm somewhere in the middle, but I'm definitely strong." I crossed my arms.
"I see... then in that case I'd like to have a rematch." Then without warning, she quickly rose her katana in the air and was about to bring it down on me, when her clothes suddenly fell apart. It was silent for a bit. Karen dropped her katana and fell to her knees. "I didn't even see you coming..."
That's because I didn't move. Seriously, her attack delayed this long?
Talk about slow.
"...utterly defeated..." She muttered. "He's simply to strong to beat..."
That's over exaggerating a bit.
"How scary; commoner's are scary. Commoners...!"
"Bitch calm yo ass down! It's obvious you brought this on yourself, so there's no blaming anyone else about it." I explained to her.
"I brought this on to myself...?" She asked, to which I nodded. "I see... 'I remain still, and let the enemy move first.'" She said, glancing to the side as she said a line like she was in a movie or something. "It seems like you're on a completely different level then I am."
"Well I don't like to brag, but I try." I smirked, crossing my arms and nodding to myself.
"Then... I shall accept you, who has defeated me, as my master." She said, on her knees and sword sheathed on front of her on the ground. She's serious about this isn't she.
"Fine, whatever. If it'll get me out of this conversation then so be it." Scratching my head, I sighed in annoyance.
"But keep in mind that I shall take your life if you ever are weaker than I!" She stated firmly.
I smirked her way. "Noted. I'll be waiting for the day you get stronger, Karen." I said, which somehow lit a fire in her eye as she smirked back at me.
Later that day, a rumor went around saying that I forced Karen into my servitude, and I earned reputations such as, "A commoner is awesome" or "He is a savage but my heart is racing at him".
This'll turn out to be an eventful School year I've thrown myself into.
END~
Omake 1: Fidget Spinners
I laid in my room, staring up at the ceiling as Aika sat in front of my TV and played a few rounds of Super Smash Bros. After losing for the 10th time in a row, she got mad and quit the game.
"Hey commoner-!"
"Names Denzil."
"What else do you have here that I can do? I just can't seem to master this stupid game." She complained. I shook my head then sat up and looked at her.
"You just suck at the game, mate." She glared at me for that. I stood up and walked over to the closet in my room. Opening it, I took a look around inside at the many things in there. Aika came up behind me and took a little peek in there, that's when she saw something that caught her eye.
"Hey what's that thing over there?" She asked. I looked at her then at what she was pointing at. What Aika was pointing out was a black fidget spinner on a box in my closet. I grabbed the thing and handed it to her.
"It's called a fidget spinner. It was popular a while back, but now that popularity died down. People still play with it though." I explained to her as I watched her try to figure out how to use the thing. It was to adorable that it made me chuckle a little. I flicked the spinner in her hands and she stared at it with awe; like it was the most amazing thing in the world.
"Oh wow, that's so cool!"
Aika kept spinning it every time it stopped. I watched her do this for a few seconds before I turned around and headed for the door. "I'll be back, I gave to talk to the headmistress about something real quick." Aika didn't respond to me so I just shrugged and left the room.
A few hours later...
I walked back into my room with a sigh. "Man, Kujo can be stubborn at times." I said to myself. Once I looked up, I jumped at the sight in front of me. "Holy black on a popo! What the hell?!"
There sat Aika with a bunch of fidget spinner on her. Some we're spinning on her head, others were laying on her finger tips, as well as her legs and even feet. She looked hella tired with huge bags under her eyes, like she hadn't slept all day. Her left eye twitched before she glanced at me.
"Oh... commoner... you're back. Welcome home..."
"What the hell happened to you Aika?" I asked her.
"The beauty of fidget spinners happened! They're just so cool and fun that I've devoted my whole entire life to their exi-!"
*BAM!*
*THUD*
I stood over an unconscious Aika after knocking her out with a frying pan. I quickly scooped up all of the fidget spinner in a bag before going into the kitchen, opening my oven, and tossing them all in there. I closed the oven and turned the heat up to the max. As I watched them burn and melt, I held a cross and a Bible in my hands while wearing a priest outfit.
"Thou shall not hurt anyone any longer. REPENT!"
I walked out of the kitchen, back in my regular clothes, and noticed Aika waking up. "Oh man... my head is killing me. What happened?"
"You're safe now. That's all that matters."
"Uh..."
"I have vanquished the vile demon."
"You're weird, commoner."
END~
(A/n: hey everyone, I hope you all enjoyed this chapter. I've been slacking but now I'm back and will hopefully stay for a while.
I need to create more stories.
I'll see ya later!)