Just because I have no reviews (For this fic) doesn't mean I'm going to have no cat for competition!

Game Producers

Host

Mintpelt- Silver tabby she-cat with yellow eyes

Alternate Host

Mapletail- Calico tom with yellow eyes

Crewcats

Clovereyes- Grey she-cat with lime green eyes

Thistleheart- Black tom with amber eyes

Thornpelt- Lean grey tabby she-cat with green eyes

Froststep- Pale grey and white tom

Rumblepaw- Ginger tabby she-cat

Darkheart- Scarred black tom with pastel blue eyes

Fluffyclaw- Fuzzy white tom with green eyes

Cross Realm Cats

Foxdapple- bulky fox type furred she cat with calico dapples (TPOTD)

Steamtip- Orange she-cat with darker colored ears and fluffy darker tail tip (TPOTD)

Notes: 1 bag of catnip is $100 dollars in this fanfic. Also this Thornpelt is different than the Thornpelt that is in The Pansy of the Deep. The cats here are on four legs than the two legs you may be used to in other AU fics. But they can hold things regularly like a human does. Medicine cat dens are now hospitals.

"Hey Froststep, you got everyone, right?" called Darkheart. They were both repairing the chargers for the consoles 3 foxlengths off the ground.

"Yessir"

"And you got the right Thornpelt, right?"

"Yes the golden and brown one."

"THAT ONE IS SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE OTHER FANFICTION MOUSEBRAIN! THE ONE WE NEED IS THE TABBY!" yowled Thistleheart from the stage center.

...

"Alright all my lovely fans! Welcome to the Warrior Cats Gameshow!" meowed Mintpelt. She was sitting on a 67 bag-o-catnip recliner with a headset on her and consoles lined up in order of their release "So let's check out the reviews that all you guys so kindly put on the review section at the end of the chapter from last time!"

Mapletail and Fluffyclaw were backstage checking for the reviews, but there were none. "Hey Mintpelt.." meowed Fluffyclaw through the headset. "There are no reviews."

Mintpelt then said, "Excuse me we are having technical difficulties. We'll be right back." The show cut to a commercial as Mintpelt padded backstage. "What the heck do you mean there are no reviews! I obviously made a fantastic appearance last time."

"You acted like a brat and got Rumblepaw sent to the Thunderclan Hospital. You think anyone was going to send reviews to someone who put a kit's life on the line?" hissed Mapletail.

Mintpelt, with her ego clearly larger than her common sense, hissed back, "Well do something about it!" Mintpelt and Mapletail were yowling their lungs out when Foxdapple, who was organizing the video game shelves had overheard and went up to them.

"Can't you just select a random cat to be your competitor?"

"NO ONE ASKED YOU FOXFACE!" snarled Mintpelt.

"I'm sorry, as of the time this show will be released, the fanfic where I play a serious part in will still have more reviews than this one. So it's actually better if you listen to me." retorted Foxdapple.

"She has a point Mintpelt. Drop the ego for once and just accept the advice you're getting." stated Mapletail

"She isn't even a main character!"

"Mintpelt."

"Ugh, fine."

...

"Okay, we're back and our first competitor is, Snowtuft!" A white tom with a scar that reached from his ear down his left side and on his belly. His eyes first looked at the audience with rage, but a hint of contempt. He then looked at Mintpelt with blazing fury in his gaze, but that was matched with her own, as earlier, he scarred her hind paw.

"I don't see why I should be here. I clearly have better things to do than fight a kittypet like you." snarled Snowtuft.

"Last time I checked, your little cat army lost against living cats who supposedly followed the code." She looked at the audience. "And everyone knows forbidden love happens every minute. No one cares anymore."

Snowtuft's pelt bristled with rage. "I'll make you regret those words mousebrain." He sat on the other recliner for competitors.

"Yes! The angrier, the better!" As the host expressed her joy, Thornpelt, a grey tabby brought in a cart holding a Wii with two controllers and a video game saying, "Super Smash Bros. Brawl".

"Rage like that is perfect for, drumroll! Super Smash Bros. Brawl!" meowed Mintpelt. Snowtuft sat there with a confused look on his face. Darkheart, who was viewing the live camera footage saw this and ran on stage, quickly giving Snowtuft a tutorial on how to control your character as Mintpelt was setting up the Wii.

"Oh yeah, always spam." Darkheart whispered.

"The game's beginning guys!" The screen for choosing your character showed up. "Alright Snowtuft, choose your fighter!"

"Well, I'd obviously pick the ferocious fox to beat you with." growled Snowtuft. He clicked the A button confirming his choice.

Of course new guys like him would choose the scariest looking fighter, thought Mintpelt happily. "I'll choose Ness!"

The battlefield chosen was Warioware Inc. Then the fight had begun. Snowtuft spammed the 1 button, trying to shoot Mintpelt. Except he missed every shot due to Mintpelt's intensive jumping technique. She charged up an electric ball, knocking Snowtuft off the map as the Warioware field was about to turn into the bonus scene where you had to do something to gain bonuses. Just like that... GAME!

"NO! How could such an experienced warrior like me just lose to a spoiled kit!" Snowtuft howled in rage as he realized the second blow of defeat to soft-hearts.

"Easy. I have strategy." retorted Mintpelt. "Now everyone! Thank you so much for watching. Review or not, we'll come back next time with a new challenger!"

"Wait, what happens when you win?" called someone from the audience. Mintpelt never actually thought about it.

"Foxdapple gets to say what's happening in TPOTD!" She signaled for Foxdapple to come on stage as she said:

Hey guys! So um... due to the fact that Steamtip has a lot of medicine cat training to do on the weekdays, expect shorter chapters at that time, if any were posted at all. She's more available on the weekends, so you have longer chapters there. Updates both here and in TPOTD are random otherwise. But do not be disappointed! She'll come back tomorrow to post another chapter on both fanfics! Probably... Oh yeah and Mintpelt isn't as much as a monster as you think. She's just misunderstood.

"I heard that!"