Another note: Twoleg forms in games are now cat forms.
Mintpelt walked on stage at sat on her recliner. "Welcome back to the Warrior Cats Game Show! Today, we have with us, Crowfeather!" Crowfeather padded on stage, grumbling.
"Why am I here?" Crowfeather demanded
"Because even if no one says it, surely someone will want to see you on my show!" Mintpelt said with joy and mischief. "Anyways, the game we'll be playing is 'Think of the Children!'"
"EXCUSE ME! MY WINDCLAN CHILD ALMOST MURDERED MY THUNDERCLAN CHILD AND YOU WANT US TWO TO PLAY A GAME WHERE I MUST THINK OF KITS!" Crowfeather continued to rant on as Mintpelt ordered one of the crew cats to bring the Windows laptops and Mintpelt started up the game on each one. Thistleheart brought in two more recliners.
"CROWFEATHER! PUT A SOCK IN IT! I have with us a special twist! Since we need four players, we'll be having Mapleshade and Rainflower joining us!" Mintpelt yowled. Mapleshade stalked with Rainflower, swaying her tail back and forth. They
"So, complete logic, 3 cats, one is in the Dark Forest and let 3 kits drown, one immediately hates her kit the moment his jaw is messed up just becuase 'he ain't purty no more', and me. My son went insane and I have 3 kits in Thunderclan! The first has six kits. One more and Cinderheart evolves into a Ferncloud. Another is blind and his mother is his mentor and has a younger cat that is still the apprentice of Leafpool by law! AND ONE OF THEM IS IN STARCLAN HAUNTING ME IN MY DREAMS!" Crowfeather yowled in Mintpelt's smug, evil face.
"You lie. That wasn't in the books. At least, not in the canon books." Mintpelt said finally. "And besides, it'll be fuuuuun."
"Yeah, I really want another chance to help some kits live." Mapleshade meowed. Her face then turned into grimace. "But if even one of my kits die, I'll tear the black one's insides out first."
"Whatever, I just want some handsome kits." said Rainflower arrogantly. Mapleshade and Mintpelt rolled their eyes as everyone created their cats, when all the competitors created almost the spitting images of themselves. Rainflower boosted the beauty button on her character that someone hacked onto the game *cough cough* Darkheart *cough cough*. Mintpelt gave herself a golden bowtie, Mapleshade gave herself a top hat and mustache and Crowfeather gave himself a tuxedo. Then everyone decided to design a kit. But the first player could design 2 more kits.
"So, you made a black cat with green eyes, eh?" meowed Rainflower.
"You made an Oakkit!" Mintpelt retorted.
"And you made my actual kits!" Mapleshade fussed over the kits Mintpelt had created. After everyone was done making the kits, who were Patchkit, Larchkit, Petalkit, Oakkit, Lightningkit, and Trollkit, they all headed to the park level and as Mintpelt loaded the level, Crowfeather started to complain about "Think of the Children!"
"Isn't there a tutorial you're supposed to play first?" Crowfeather sniffed.
"THERE ARE NO TUTORIALS IN LIFE!" Mintpelt yowled. At this point she didn't even care about the audience's feelings. The game finally loaded at Mintpelt gave a quick reminder. "The object of the game is to protect your kits from dying. There?" She looked at everyone, especially Crowfeather. Thus, the game started. So did the annual rage sessions on this game show.
"WHY IS LARCHKIT EATING DEATHBERRIES?! STOP IT!" Mapleshade shrieked as she grabbed the kit from the poison berry bush and threw him to the barbecue on the right paw corner of the screen.
"THE PLACE IS ON FIRE!" Rainflower scram when one of the barbecues caught on fire. Mintpelt went over to put it out, only to find a drowned kit in the pool. Mapleshade froze and went through Vietnam flashbacks before finally speaking.
"Who's kit is that?" she growled.
"Don't worry, it's just Trollkit." Mintpelt replied.
"YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT YOUR OWN KIT! YOU'RE A MONSTER!" Rainflower screeched.
"LOOK WHO'S TALKING!" Mintpelt retorted.
"While you two are bickering, LIGHTNINGKIT IS ABOUT TO GET EATEN BY A DOG!" Crowfeather yowled. Rainflower got the kit away from the sandcastle and threw her towards the corner of the screen. At this point, it was nonstop yelling.
"OAKKIT FELL OFF THE SWING. YOU'RE ALL THE WORST!"
"A SHADOWCLAN TOM TOOK AWAY PETALKIT!" The yelling continued until time up. Patchkit, Lightningkit and Larchkit were the only ones remaining. The best parent was... Mapleshade. Ironic.
"I WON! I AM STILL A BETTER PARENT THAN ALL OF YOU!" Mapleshade skipped off stage as Crowfeather and Rainflower stomped off stage.
"Well, that was the show! Thanks for watching and we'll see you next time! Submit a cat and the game to play please!" Mintpelt walked off stage as the crewcats had cleaned up the stage.