Leader

Mintpelt*- Silver tabby she-cat with yellow eyes

Admin

Mapletail- Calico tom with yellow eyes

Randomcats

Clovereyes- Grey she-cat with lime green eyes

Thistleheart- Black tom with amber eyes

Thornpelt- Lean grey tabby she-cat with green eyes

Froststep- Pale grey and white tom with dark blue eyes

Rumblepaw*- Ginger tabby she-cat with blue-green eyes

Darkheart- Scarred black tom with pastel blue eyes

Fluffyclaw- Fuzzy white tom with green eyes

Starfang- Dark grey tom with green eyes and has white flecks going from his neck to his tail tip

Foxdapple*- bulky fox type furred she cat with calico dapples (TPOTD)

Steamtip- Orange she-cat with darker colored ears, one of them has it's tip missing, and fluffy darker tail tip with blue eyes (TPOTD)

*in critical condition, hiatus on character

"WHAT IS THIS?!" Mapletail shrieked. Their building had turned from a regular building with a giant auditorium to a very, very wet grassland Shadowclan turned the randomcats show, or some cats were too embarassed to say this, home into Shadowclan's forest home.

"I had a perfectly good marsh home! I didn't want it to expand though!" Clovereyes exclaimed.

"Yeah!" Thistleheart meowed.

"Everyone, we have to find Shadowclan and murder them!" Darkheart yowled. Everyone stared at him in disbelief.

"No! No, no, no! We aren't going to kill anyone just because they changed the entire setting of the building!" Froststep spat.

"Then what do we do?" Thornpelt asked.

"We split up into teams or two or three then we find the Shadowclan cats." Mapletail suggested. The randomcats agreed and everyone separated themselves. Clovereyes and Fluffyclaw in one, Darkheart, Thornpelt, and Froststep, in another, Starfang and Thistleheart in a third team, and finally, Mapletail and Steamtip in the last team. They soon separated to hunt down Shadowclan.

Clovereyes had herself low to the ground, her steps careful not to step on anything that could give off sound. She steered clear of any shadows, in case of the invaders capturing her. Clovereyes kept up with this behavior, while her teammate was less skillful. Fluffyclaw slumped through the marshy grounds, paying no attention to where cats could potentially hide. Sure enough, it was brought to Shadowclan's attention.

"Our eyes have met! We must now fight!" A Shadowclan apprentice yowled. His patrol consisted of 3 cats, including the cat.

"Well, we dance!" Fluffy launched himself on one of the cats while Clovereyes headed for the apprentice and clawed her ears. The other intruder had jumped on Fluffyclaw and whacked his head with a branch in his jaws, knocking him out.

"No outside material in territory battles or you'll be disqualified!" Clovereyes admonished to the whacking branch cat.

"THERE ARE NO LIMITS TO BATTLE!" The whacking branch cat yowled. He grabbed his branch and threw it at Clovereyes' face, knocking her out as well.

"You have no more usable team members! The Randomcats whited out!" The apprentice announced. The patrol snuck back to the shadowed parts of their new territory and cheered when far away enough from the battlefield.

"This, this, is a conundrum." Mapletail and Steamtip were wearing potato sacks and on their heels in a throne room, with Blackstar and Russetfur on the thrones and guards guarding them.

"You throw potatoes at me. YOU BECOME THE POTATO!" Blackstar howled.

"See, you shouldn't have brought that cannon!" Mapletail snarled to Steamtip.

"Well the chili pepper cannon wouldn't fit in the trashcan, so what would be the next best object?" Steamtip hissed.

"SILENCE! We would want to behead you in silence!" Russetfur yowled.

"Wait! I have a totally logical thing I have to do if you release me." Steamtip said to the rulers.

"What is it?" Blackstar asked.

"Just let me go."

"Fine."

"Alright." Blackstar commanded for the guard to free Steamtip. She ran as soon as she was released.

"Hey! What about me?" Mapletail whined.

"You are a lost cause!" Steamtip yowled.

"NANI?!"

"No memes!" Thornpelt the last of the castle guards with Starfang, Thistleheart, and her original patrol. Apparently, Starfang and Thistleheart was headed in the same direction as Thornpelt's patrol. They teamed up and went to raid the castle, which just appeared with the rest of the marshland. They all proceeded to the throne room after defeating every single, well more like ten castle guards.

"Let's catnap the queen!" Froststep ordered. Everyone agreed and went inside to see Russetfur and Blackstar throwing posters everywhere and spilling soda that can't be named on the floors.

"Oh, the commoners are here." One of the Shadowclan cats informed.

"Well? What are you waiting for? PUT THEM IN POTATO SUITS!" Blackstar demanded. The cats proceeded to put the randomcats in potato suits but someone destroyed the suits.

"POTATO SUIT THIS!" A she-cat yowled from a very convenient rope to swing about on in the throne room. Her voice was high pitched, and her fur flew in tufts of, red?

"Rumblepaw? Is that you?" Mapletail, on the floor smelling of potatoes, spoke.

"No, I'm Firestar, what do you think?" Rumblepaw yowled back.

"Rumblepaw! I thought you died!"

"A fall to the floor never killed anyone!" Rumblepaw hissed to Thistleheart. "Where's the imposter?" Thistleheart pointed to Russetfur, her lips curled in a snarl. Rumblepaw got her slingshot which was restocked with Fandom posts and shot them at the king and queen. They bawled and ran around like idiots, like Shadowclan totally does on a daily basis.

"STOP IT! FANDOM HURTS!" Russetfur wailed.

"Pfft. As if." Rumblepaw kept on shooting them until Russetfur got a white flag and waved it.

"You surrender?" Rumblepaw asked.

"Yes! Now let us out!"

"Revive the victims first!" Rumblepaw commanded.

"Which ones?"

"All of cats on this show. Except for Foxdapple. She's been long dead." Blackstar ran to a magenta button and slammed it, getting Fluffyclaw, Clovereyes, and Mintpelt brought back to good health.

"Now run back to your sad excuse of a clan. Take your irrelevant cats too with you. And change back our scenery!" Blackstar called all of Shadowclan, again, from the Omen of the Stars arc, to come back to Starclan or to the current Shadowclan.

"How did all of this happen?"

"I didn't pay close enough attention."

"What is the punishment?"

"I have to dump fox dung on myself."

"Now do it!" Mintpelt and the rest of the randomcats watched as Fluffyclaw had dumped fox dung on himself and cried for 5 hours, from the comfortable couches of their rooms.