I can't function today so, here.

Leader

Mintpelt- Silver tabby she-cat with yellow eyes

Admin

Mapletail- Calico tom with yellow eyes

Randomcats

Clovereyes- Grey she-cat with lime green eyes

Thistleheart- Black tom with amber eyes

Thornpelt- Lean grey tabby she-cat with green eyes

Froststep- Pale grey and white tom with dark blue eyes

Rumblepaw- Ginger tabby she-cat with blue-green eyes

Darkheart- Scarred black tom with pastel blue eyes

Fluffyclaw- Fuzzy white tom with green eyes

Starfang- Dark grey tom with green eyes and has white flecks going from his neck to his tail tip

Steamtip- Orange she-cat with darker colored ears, one of them has it's tip missing, and fluffy darker tail tip with blue eyes

"Fluffyclaw, get that vacuum out of here!" Clovereyes hissed. She and the randomcats were hiding behind the recliner as their co-worker was cleaning up the stage.

"But I need to clean this place."

"This place is dead! Steamtip doesn't even care about us!" Darkheart spat. Everyone turned to Steamtip, who was also hiding behind the couch with them.

"Be grateful I let you all back in here." Steamtip snarled. "I gave you all your own story but nooooo. You want to go back to doing nonsense!" Mintpelt grabbed Steamtip by the tail and threw her on stage in fury. The tom accidentally sucked in Steamtip into the vacuum, (because cat physics totally function that way). The vacuum then started screaming.

"You're all fired!" Steamtip, now a backpack vacuum screeched. "Except Fluffyclaw. He's cool." The randomcats had all stomped over to the canister.

"You can't fire us! You don't have power over the place!" Mintpelt hissed.

"Yes, besides, what can a vacuum like you can do?" Thistleheart taunted. Oh, what a horrible, horrible mistake that was. The vacuum then started to shake and soon, a telescope popped out. The vacuum charged towards the randomcats, scattering them without mercy.

"The monster's gone rogue!" Froststep shrieked.

"I can do so many things!" The vacuum cackled. "Wars among all universes! Fluffyclaw! Come with me!" Fluffyclaw raced after the sentient machine.

"Yes my liege?" Fluffyclaw meowed.

"Bow down to me!" Fluffyclaw bowed to the vacuum. "Now, step aside." The vacuum got a hold of its tube and pointed it at the curtains. The machine opened up a neon green portal in the curtains, where the top of cansiter opened up to see Steamtip's head covered in lint. She shook it off and looked up at her madness with a crazed look in her eye. "Let's go in."

"Steamtip, are you sure we should be doing this?" Fluffyclaw mewed, which was hardly a whisper.

"Yes, because in the Warriors universe, we can do anything with little to no consequence." Steamtip mindlessly spoke. "Time paradoxes are no longer existent. Now, what are we waiting for? Lets go invade the Power of Three arc." Fluffyclaw walked towards the portal. "Hey!"

The white tom turned around. "What?"

"Aren't you forgetting something?" Steamtip hissed. Fluffyclaw looked at her with a blank stare. "Me! Get me into my creation!" Fluffyclaw bit the tube part of the vacuum and rolled it into the portal. Fluffyclaw followed; if he knew one thing, he knew, Steamtip is the worst leader in every dimension possible.

My life in a nutshell. I regret nothing.