Title: Taka and Naruto's Merchandise

Premise: After beating Pein, Naruto becomes more popular and famous, and spawns a chain of knick-knacks and accessories. Madara isn't too happy about it. A parody of my favorite scene from Disney's Hercules.

Personal Comments: This drabble is actually a Naruto Omake I was going to use in one of my actual stories, The Akatsuki's Hunt for the Avatar. I just decided to post it here for no particular reason. I also left the bold author's notes in there. Just ignore those if you can.

Omake: What happened with the Akatsuki a few days after Naruto beat Pain. See if you can remember what movie this scene is from. The prize is an E-Hug.

On a mountaintop, overlooking Konoha (what was left of it), Taka and the three remaining Akatsuki were laying around, enjoying the view, as a massive crowd tossed around a certain orange-dressed blonde who had saved them.

Sasuke sat on a rock. Zetsu and Kisame stood along a row of vases with Naruto's face painted on each. The rest of Taka were all sitting around in the back, chatting.

One certain masked man, however, was not enjoying anything he was seeing. He was fuming. He stood crouched over a rock, glaring down at the joyful citizens of Konoha.

"Again!" He spat.

Behind him, White Zetsu picked up a Naruto-branded vase, and tossed it up in the air.

In the blink of an eye, Madara spun around, and launched a fireball at it, shattering it.

"Nice shootin', Rex," Sasuke muttered, rolling his eyes.

"I can't believe this guy," Madara growled. He turned from the crowd and started pacing. "I've thrown everything I've got at him, and it doesn't even-" He suddenly paused after hearing a squeaking sound. He turned to face the source of the sound: Juugo, who was wearing Naruto-branded sandals.

"Uh, Juugo, what... are... those?"

"Umm," Juugo was at a loss of words. He took a second to think of a response. "I don't know. I just thought they looked kind of... um... cool?"

The air around Madara started to darken and swerve, and his Sharingan eye glowed hot with burning rage. He was obviously building up some chakra.

"I've got at least a dozen more volumes... to get rid of this punk... before the entire scheme I've been setting up for sixteen years... goes down in flames... and you... are wearing... HIS MERCHANDISE?"

He looked about ready to crush the terrified Juugo in a Space-Time or Kami jutsu, when they suddenly heard a slurping sound. They turned to face Suigetsu, who was sucking on the straw of a Naruto-branded drink bottle.

Suigetsu looked up suddenly when he felt the eyes on him. Feeling a little awkward, he slipped the straw out of his mouth. He glanced up at the guys, trying to figure out what the problem was.

Sensing the impending danger. Karin got up and ran to sit by Sasuke.

Suigetsu glanced back to his bottle. "uhh... thirsty?" He held the bottle out to Madara.

"GAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

The resulting explosion was so huge and loud, everyone in Konoha stopped cheering for and tossing around Naruto (some girls caught him and held him for a second), to look off in the direction.

Back on the mountain, a rock was scarred by a large burn mark. Suigetsu and Juugo peeled off the mark, groaning in pain, their bodies covered in soot and bruises.

Author's Comments:

So, about the Omake, I have been thinking at one point of using Kisame and Zetsu instead of Suigetsu and Juugo, or maybe Hidan and Deidara, but then I figured it would make Kisame and Zetsu look a little OOC, and Deidara and Hidan are dead at this point.