Title: Madagascar Version of The Room

Premsie: The characters of Madagascar doing a scene from Tommy Wiseau's "masterpiece", The Room but without the bad acting. Uses Characters from Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted. Gia bashing, and slight Vitaly bashing.

Alex stormed up the stairs and slammed the door to the roof open. The trotted out into the sunlight onto the roof. He squeezed his water bottle some more as he thought more about the issue.

"What is up with that chick?" He muttered to himself out loud. "I never hit her! Why would she say I did? I didn't hit her! I'd never hit her! What is her problem?"

Frustration still clouding his mind, he finally chugged the last of his water, and chucked his empty bottle at the waste basket. It hit the side of the brick railing with a clunk, and hit the floor beside the basket, and then slowly rolled across the floor.

Alex did not care to pick it up. He swallowed the cool, sweet water in his mouth, and took a deep breath. It calmed him down a little.

He then looked back at the roof. To his shock, he saw Marty and Vitaly sitting at the chess table. They were looking at him awkwardly with confused faces.

"Oh. Hey guys," Alex forced himself to smile at his friends, awkwardly.

"What the heck was that all about?" Marty demanded.

"Oh, sorry." Alex walked over to the table and sat down on one of the seats. "I'm just having a problem with Gia. She's telling everyone hit her for some reason."

Marty and Vitaly's faces both looked even more astonished than before.

"What? That's crazy talk!" Marty sputtered.

"Agreed!" Vitaly added. "You are gentle! You would never do such a thing to her! ...would you?"

"No! Of course not! It's not true, don't even ask!" Alex kind of wanted to get off the topic, so he took another deep breath before he continued. "So, what's new with you guys? What are you doing up here?"

"Oh, we just chatting," Vitaly answered.

"About what?" Alex asked.

"I don't really know," Marty continued. "Vitaly just said he wanted to talk to someone, so we came up here, and he started going on about women, and cheating, and stuff. To me, sounds like he's having some kind of girl troubles too." He lightly punched Alex in the arm. "You're not alone, looks like, Al."

Alex smiled as he rubbed his elbow before he turned back to Vitaly. "So what kind of trouble are you having, Vit?"

Vitaly sighed before he continued. "I just thinking. Do you think women cheat as some men do?"

Alex's eyes wandered about the sky as the thought for a second. "Huh? Well... I don't know." He shrugged. "Probably not. Where did that come from?"

Vitaly grunted as he stood up from his seat and walked over to the edge of the roof. "I don't know. I... Just thoughts." He looked out at the city for a moment before turning back to face his friends.

Alex smiled and lay his head in his arms. "Well, I'm not worried about that stuff. Gia would never do that. She's loyal to me."

"Yeah?" Vitaly said. "Well, just be careful. You never know. So many people in world are strange, untrustworthy." Alex and Marty turned in their seats to face him as he continued. "I use to know one girl. She have six boyfriends, all behind each other backs. And then one day... one boyfriend find out about it, and beat her up so bad, she end up in hospital on Parkhomenko Prospekt.

"Dude, that is seriously messed up!" Marty exclaimed.

"Yes, you can say that again," Vitaly replied.

"Okay," Marty smirked. "That is some seriously messed up stuff!"

Alex smiled a little at Marty's joke. "You know guys, I'm really glad I have you guys for my best friends. And I love Gia so much."

"Aw, thanks man," Marty gave the lion a pat on the shoulder.

"Yes." Vitaly added. "It is always nice to have good friends."

"You know, you guys should get girls soon."

"Ah, you know me. Still looking for that right someone," Marty replied. "Not ready to be tied down just yet."

"Well, you're gonna have to tie the not with someone someday, Marty!" Alex laughed.

While they were focused on each other, Vitaly just looked at his feet.

"Hey, what's wrong, Vitaly?" Alex's bubbly voice sounded, snapping his neck up.

"Well... umm..." Vitaly quickly thought up an answer. "When I think about it, I guess I am still a little sad about my ex."

"Oh, right..." Alex and Marty's cheerfulness died down a little. They felt bad for bringing such bad memories to Vitaly.

"I just cannot figure women out," Vitaly continued as he turned and looked out at the city again. "Some are too smart... some, too stupid... some... just evil."

Alex cocked an eyebrow. Vitaly seemed to be sulking more than usual, he noticed. He got up from his seat and walked over to the edge beside the big tiger.

"Is something bothering you, Vitaly?" He asked.

Vitaly looked up from the city at Alex with a somewhat sad look on his face. He took a deep exhale, and turned away.

"It is nothing," He said as he started walking towards the door.

"Aw, come on, man!" Marty hoped up from his seat and pranced over. "We're your friends. You can tell us anything!"

"Yeah, you can trust us," Alex added. "We won't tell anyone else. We swear."

"Forget it. Don't worry about it. I'll catch up with you guys later." The tiger kept walking until he was through the door, and closed it behind him.