Possible Titles: A Dumb Rainbow Dash X Soarin Drabble; Colts Don't Know What They Did.

Premise: My Little Pony: Friendship is magic. A little drabble based on this one joke on Family Guy, being done by MLP characters. Kind of crack-ish. Semi-High School Fic. OOC Dashie.

Personal Comments: I absolutely love this pairing (even if this drabble may not show it). I really think there has been some small hints dropped of romantic tension between the two. I plan on making them an item in one of my stories. And I think it would be awesome if they hook up on the actual show at some point.

So I was just watching Family Guy clips earlier today, when I stumbled on one of my favorites, and so this drabble popped into my head.

You know, I did not understand why the girl reacted the way she did at first, but then I read some of the comments, and found out that she wanted to walk to class with the boy, and was really depressed that he said "Yeah, I'll see you there."

At the end, you can think of Rainbow flying away instead of falling to her death.


Soarin' was just putting some books away his locker. He had History next period, so he was not going to need too much. The hall was not jostling, shoulder-to-shoulder traffic like usual, much to his delight. It was not totally empty of course. The halls were never empty.

He also liked History because it was one of the two classes he had with Rainbow Dash. Man, was that mare cute!

Speak of the angel, as shut his locker door, to find Rainbow waiting right there, leaning up against the locker next to his. Her best friend, Pinkie Pie, stood at her side.

"Hey Soarin," She purred at him. "You on your way to history?"

"Yeah, I'll see you there," He smiled back.

And then suddenly, she sniffled. Her eyes got bigger and her mouth trembled. She suddenly burst out into tears, wailing her heart out.

Soarin shook his head. Why was she crying? What did he do? He barely said two words.

He raised his hoof and started to say something, but she dropped her books and turned and bolted down the hall. At the end of the hall, she jumped and crashed through the window. Her screaming continued for a while as she fell.

Everyone in the hall had seen it. A dozen wide, horrified eyes looked back at Soarin, who was still as confused as Hell.

"You're awful!" Pinkie snapped at him before she turned sharply and stomped away.

Down the hall, two more colts, Thunder Strike and Ink Blot, had seen the whole thing, but they were quietly laughing about it.

"That's us colt's for you, eh Thunder?" Blot winked.

"Yep." Thunder answered. "We never know what we did!"