Possible Titles: A Dumb Rainbow Dash X Soarin Drabble; Soarin Singing The Thunder Song
Premise: My Little Pony: Friendship is magic. A thunder storm interrupts a make-out session for Rainbow Dash and Soarin. Good thing Soarin's got a little friend to help him get through this. Crack. Censored version of Thunder Song from Ted.
Personal Comments: I absolutely love this pairing (even if this drabble may not show it). I really think there has been some small hints dropped of romantic tension between the two. I plan on making them an item in one of my stories. And I think it would be awesome if they hook up on the actual show at some point.
So I was listening to the infamous Thunder Song from Ted, and this idea popped into my head. I do NOT own this song.
"I love you Dashie, ya know that?" Soarin whispered to his lover.
"I love you too," She smiled back.
No point in delaying it any longer. He rolled over on top of her and brought his muzzle down to hers, pressing their lips together. Before long, the were locked in a tongue war too. He wrapped his forelegs around her neck while she hugged his torso and pulled him down lower.
The slight pitter-patter of rain could be heard outside.
But suddenly, a loud roll of thunder boomed and echoed through the sky outside, shaking the house. Soarin jumped. He rolled off to his side of his bed again.
Rainbow was really pissed that her lover just pulled away like that. And now look at him; he was trembling.
"You gotta be kidding me!" She hissed. "A grown colt, and a wonderbolt, and you're scared of a little thunder?"
"It's a long story," He whimpered.
Suddenly, the door slammed open, and in dashed a little blue dragon, no bigger than Spike. It was Fido, Soarin's best friend. He crawled up into the bed, and snuck up under the covers in between Soarin' and Rainbow.
"Thunder buddies for life, eh right Soar?" The little dragon whimpered.
"Hay yeah!" Soarin nodded.
"Alright, come on, let's sing the thunder song."
"Right."
When you hear the sound of thunder,
Don't you get to scared.
Just grab your thunder buddy,
and say these magic words.
Screw you Thunder!
You can go to Hell!
You can't get me Thunder
'cause you're just God's farts! *Ptt!
"Oh, for the love of Celestia," Rainbow muttered as she turned over to go to sleep.