Title: Soarin and the Sirens
Premise: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Soarin, Shining Armor, Big Macintosh, and Spike are out on a ship, en route towards Ponyville, when they come across some gorgeous looking mares. But are things as they seem? Based on a scene from Ice Age: Continental Drift.
Personal Comments: I'm not really a big fan of Spike and Rarity being paired up. A baby dragon and a pony (and one of my favs on this show)? It just doesn't seem to mesh. I'd rather see Prince Blueblood change, and then Rarity give him a second chance. I'm a big fan of Soarin' Dash though!
And you know, I wonder if in season 3, there will be an episode where the mane six go out to sea, and there are some pirates or sea monsters and things. That would be cool!
When I saw the movie, I feel like they did not really use the siren scene to the best extent they could have. Maybe it could have gone longer and gotten more dangerous. But to be fair, maybe if it did go on for longer, it might have gotten silly. Maybe they used it for the right amount of time before it dragged on.
I'm also not big on yaoi. I just thought I'd go along with that joke from the movie where Sid and Diego kissed, and at the same time give something to you yaoi fangirls.
Shining Armor sat on the bow of the ship and looked stared off into the darkness. The sea continued to stretch on for miles under the dark, starry night sky. Earlier that day, he Big Mac, Spike, Soarin, and Granny Smith had all fought hard in a battle at Captain Blackbuck's port, and they mad successfully given him the slip, and were now on their way back to Equestria. They may have lost Prince Blueblood in a storm the day before, and they were all quite sad about it, even if he was still sort of a prick. The other guys were up by the steering wheel, having some cider.
Armor was eager to return home. He missed Twily, his two kids, and most of all, he missed his beautiful wife, Cadence. How was she doing in this time? Did she still miss him? Was she managing her princess duties and the kids okay? Did she need him?
Armor huffed and glared down at the water as he kept wishing he could be there for her right now.
When he looked up again, he saw a mist rolling in up ahead from the starboard bow. He looked deeper into the mist when he saw the figure of an alicorn climbing up and looking out from a rock.
"Shining Armor!" The figure echoed wispily like the wind. It was a beautiful voice, one Armor could recognize anywhere.
"C-Cadence?" He asked.
"There you are!" The figure continued. "I missed you so much!" By this time, the mist had cleared, and Cadence's form was revealed.
At the sight of her beautiful form, which somehow looked sexier than usual, Armor smiled at her like a perv. "Hey, honey! I'm home," he purred.
"Hey, Armor!" Mac called out to his friend. "You okay over there?" He and Spike got up to go check on him, and stood beside him. He paid them no attention though.
"Woah!" Big Mac gasped when another shadow appeared alongside Cadence. "She's perdy!"
"Big Mac!" A new, beautiful yellow pony with a silky mane blowing in the wind. "I just love your legs. You must work out a lot!"
"Eeeyup!" Mac nodded. He flexed his arms.
"Helloo, Spike!" A third Shadow whispered lustfully at the dragon. Rarity's form was revealed, her hair worn longer than usual. "I never really appreciated how handsome you are! I dumped my last boyfriend to come see you!"
Spike could only stare back at the mare of his dream and smile as she came closer.
Granny trotted up herself to see all the commotion. She was greeted by a hunky brown stallion. He wore a golden necklace around his neck, and his dark brown mane flowed in the wind.
"Granny," He whispered confidently, "Come to me, Granny!"
He wrinkled his face, and suddenly a sexy mustache appeared.
"Well, hello!" Granny smiled at him.
"The wrinklier the raisen, the sweeter the fruit," The stallion recited.
"Granny likey! Granny likey very much!" She eyed the stallion with goo-goo eyes. She felt so young suddenly.
Up at the wheel, Soarin looked down at his friends who were all staring off the bow at the rocks. He could see four figures, but not too well against the mist.
"Hey, guys!" He called over. "What's goin' on over there! We should be paying... attention?" He was cut off when he started hearing his name being called by a familiar voice, and then he was greeted by a sudden new sight.
On another rock, Rainbow Dash appeared, along with their daughter, Jet Stream.
"Soarin'?" Rainbow called out. "We're over here, Soarin!"
"Rainbow?" Soarin asked as he blinked.
"This way, Daddy!" Jet Stream added. "I really need you!"
Shaking his head, overjoyed at the sight of his wife and daughter right there, Soarin leapt back to the wheel. "I know, honey. Stay there, I'm coming."
He pulled at the rudder, and steered the ship towards the rocks.
"You were right, Soarin," Rainbow smiled. "You're always right!"
"Aw, come on, I'm not..." Before Soarin' could finish, he remembered something. "Wait a minute. Rainbow would never say that!"
"Soarin?" Rainbow echoed again. "Soarin!" Her voice seemed to turn more demonic, much deeper and darker, like a demon's. And her form flickered for a moment.
That spilled the beans. Soarin got it.
"No!" He cried. "They're not real! They-they're monsters! They're sirens!" He tried to say it loud so that his friends could hear him.
He yanked fur from his mane (ouch) and stuffed it into his ears so he could not hear. "Don't listen to them!" He tried to think of a song to drown out the seductive voice chanting his name.
"Uhh... Cupcakes! So sweet and tasty! Cupcakes! Don't be too hasty!"
And that was when the illusion was broken for him. The two forms of his beloved ones shifted into their true forms: Two devilish creatures that seemed half-horse and half-fish. They hissed from their mouths lined with jagged shark teeth, their glassy, pupil-less eyes stared back at him like dead corpses. It scared the crap out of Soarin.
Suddenly, the boat rammed something hard, and a loud cracking sound was heard.
Soarin looked over the sides, and saw the rocks scratching the ship, trying to breach the wood. He also saw his four friends staring back at the four sirens trying to snag them. They were still in the trance.
"No!" He screamed. "Don't! They may look real, but they're not! They're trying to destroy the ship!"
Shining Armor was oblivious to his friend's words. He kept staring back at "Cadence".
"Come on, big guy," She whispered lustfully. "Swim with me." She leaned in closer to him.
"Big Mac!" The blonde pony siren cooed. "How about a nice, shiny apple?"
"I'd love one!" Mac leaned in closer to kiss her.
"Mac! No!" Soarin screamed. He knew the best way to get them out of danger. He rushed back to the rudder wheel, and pulled with all his might in the opposite direction, flapping his wings like a motor for power to push harder.
Armor, Mac, Spike, and Granny were all really close to the sirens how. Any second now, and they would be snatched up.
Soarin pushed harder until finally, the boat took a sharp turn, and steered port, away from the rocks.
The turn was so sharp, the boys and Granny were all flung back, and hit the railing, away from the sirens.
Armor hit the railing first, and then Mac smashed right into him, their lips touching. Their eyes still closed, they thought they were kissing the sirens.
Finally, they escaped the rocks.
The sirens called out after their snack, but it was fruitless. They got away.
And that was when Mac and Armor woke up from their trance, and pulled away from each other awkwardly.
"Um... why are we kissing?" Armor asked.
"I dunno," Mac shrugged. "Cuz cruises are romantic, I guess?"
"How about we never speak of this again?"
"Eeyup. Works for me."
"Phew!" Soarin panted. "Another second, and we'd have been bucked! I totally saved you guys!"
"Yeah," Armor panted. "Thanks. Good job!"
Big Mac then snuck up to the side, and leaned over and looked back at the sirens, and mouthed "Call me". Spike came up and did the same.
Meanwhile, somewhere on a deserted island in the middle of the sea, Prince Blueblood was sitting down, talking to a soccer ball with a pony's face drawn on it.