Title: Obito's thoughts

Premise: Naruto. Obito discusses with Kakuzu and Villain84 aka Andrew his current thoughts on Naruto and Villain84's stories. OOC, slight crack, a lot of fourth wall jokes.

Personal Notes: So even though I'm like way behind in the anime (just finished the Kake Summet Arc), I couldn't help myself and I peak on the wiki for spoilers, just to keep up to date. And I looked up last night and found out that Tobi's identity has been revealed: It is in fact Obito Uchiha! The majority of the fans were right! And here to represent my thoughts on it here tonight are Obito, Kakuzu, and myself!

In a dark cave, Obito, Kakuzu and a pale man in a black hooded cloak all sat around at a small table.

"So, it's finally happened," Kakuzu started. "The world knows the true identity of the masked man."

"Yep. Looks like it," Replied the masked man once called Tobi, now revealed to be Obito. He still wore his iconic orange mask for some reason.

"You know what?" Andrew began. "I'm not sure what brought this up. I don't know if Kishimoto was planning to do this all along, or if he just got lazy (like a lot of fans say he has been), and just decided to go with what the fans want."

"Well, what do you think?" Obito asked.

"I'm going with the former," Andrew answered. "I mean I still think he's doing a good job with the series. And we have seen him give Obito some good motivation for this; with Kakashi failing to protect Rin, and how he wants to bring up a world of illusion to hide from the cruel reality he lives in."

"Sounds kind of like you," Kakuzu chuckled. "You hide from reality via fanfiction. In fact, as you write this, you should be getting ready for your biology class."

"It does kind of make sense that Obito was Tobi all along once you think about it," Andrew continued. "Many fans had pointed out how it is possible before, and presented many theories about it. I don't feel like bringing them up here."

"You know, for all we know," Kakuzu added, "You're probably a little late on finding this out. This information could have been out for months, considering how long it's been since the last time you checked the Wiki."

"So clearly," Obito continued, "with this sudden revelation, the gears in your head are turning, got your mind set on Naruto right now, right?"

"Yeah. They are," Andrew answered.

"Let's talk about your Naruto fanfics right now," Obito continued. "First off, in The Akatsuki's Hunt for the Avatar, you have my character as the real Madara Uchiha. How does this revelation affect that?"

"Well, when I started the story, we still didn't know who Tobi really was. And I think it's okay to leave it as Madara. I'm too lazy to really change anything anyway. I'm sure not too many people will mind. I'll leave an author's note commenting on it in my next chapter."

"And what about that omake you were working on?" Kakuzu asked. "The one where you have us all sit down playing cards, satirizing Tobi's identity? What are you going to do about that?"

"I don't know yet," Andrew replied. "I mean I know now that we know Tobi's identity, it is kind of pointless. But I did have some good thoughts for it going. I might still do it eventually in the story."

"When do you think you're going to get back to Akatsuki's Hunt?" Obito asked. "That and Every Man's Dream and Nightmare. You really put a lot of time and effort and thought into those stories so far, and you've had some really good ideas for how you're going to execute them!"

"Plus," Kakuzu added, "Those are some of your most popular stories! It's been so long since you've updated them. Your fans and readers are growing restless, impatient, and disappointed! You don't want them to be like that, do you?"

"No!" Andrew exclaimed. "I don't want them to be like that! It's just that I just can't focus enough on them or find the time for them! I'm busy with my stuff here at college..."

"Which mostly keeps you so busy because you keep procrastinating!" Obito interjected.

"Yes," Andrew muttered before continuing. "I know. I'm have that horrible habit. The other issue is that right now, I can't focus that much on Naruto. Right now, my fan fiction obsession is mostly with My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic!"

"UGH!" Obito and Kakuzu exclaimed in unison, both clearly irritated.

"It's a good show," Andrew whined. "Plus, with the third season just around the corner, (I assume), it's hard not to think about it and come up with ideas for it! So I'm fixated on writing that other story I got: The Adventures of Thunder Strike and Ink Blot."

"Why would you focus on that one?" Obito demanded. "It's one of your LEAST popular stories!"

"And you haven't even been updating it that much!" Kakuzu added.

"I know!" Andrew snapped back, frustrated by Kakuzu's comment. "It's just so hard to focus when I'm doing my homework, ya know?"

"Dude," Obito huffed. "You really got to get your head in gear and think long and hard about what's important here."

"I know," Andrew grunted.

"Kind of a weak ending for this drabble," Kakuzu commented.

"I know," Andrew replied. "I just couldn't think of a better one. That last think I said is the last thing I could think. I think I've gotten out all the thoughts I wanted to express here."

Just then, Discord swooped into the cave, Queen Chrysalis beside him. They swooped up Andrew and carried him off, leaving Obito and Kakuzu.

As they flew, Chrysalis was singing her song, "This Day Aria", getting it stuck in Andrew's head yet again, as it had many other times.