Title: Prince Blueblood meets Captain Gutt

Premise: Ice Age, MLP: FIM. Prince Blueblood is lost at sea and nearly drowns when Captain Gutt and his crew find and rescue him, the discuss what to do with him. Trixie and Gilda are members of the crew too.

"Thank you for saving me," Prince Blueblood said as he tried to ignore how strange the creatures looking him over were. "Now, if you would just take me back to Equestria, I would be most grateful."

"Sorry, lad," Captain Gutt replied. "But we got other plans for this voyage. Out in that direction is too far out of our way. You're stuck with us till the end of the voyage!"

"Yeah!" Squint added. "Which begs the question; what should we do with you?"

Feeling a little scared by the creepy bunny-rabbit, Blueblood gulped and decided to play the fail safe.

"Okay, look. I'm a prince; I'm very rich. If you take me home, I can definitely make it worth your while."

Wrong move. The whole crew's eyes widened at the sound of 'prince'. After a second, a circle of wicked grins and chuckles surrounded the prince.

"A prince you say, huh?" Gutt retorted. "Well now, this really has gotten things interesting! Makes me wonder even more what we should do with you!"

"We could hold him for ransom!" Smiled Gupta the badger.

"He ain't worth the trouble," Raz replied. "I know his kind! Spoiled n' whiny! Let's just slice him up and use his bones n' horn for weapons!"

"I think he's a nice guy!" Smiled Flynn the walrus. "I say we keep 'em, let him join the crew!"

"It would be a shame to let all this... fresh meat go to waste," Shira said musingly.

"I'm with her on that!" Gupta added.

"Scared yet, pretty boy?" Squint grinned at poor Blueblood.

"I suggest we see what the new recruits think!" Silas suggested.

"Brilliant idea, Silas!" Gutt smirked. He called out to the recruits swabbing the deck.

"Trixie! Gilda! Front Center!"

Lickety split, Trixie and Gilda slid up before Gutt and brought into the discussion.

"You two are from Equestria!" Gutt stated. "What do you think we should do with Prince Blueblood here?"

Gilda was the first to answer. "Well, he certainly is a handsome stallion..."

"Oh, why, thank you," Blueblood replied, forcing a smile.

"I say we sell him off to a brothel! They're always looking for male prostitutes!"

And the smile on Blueblood's face withered away.

"No" Trixie interjected. "Let me take him. I'd love to have a new toy!"

And that's the end of that drabble. Gotta go. Need to get to class.